Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches Vs Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are: Gladiator Voltron (#1-5), Soranik Natu, Chaos King, Zombie Abomination, Pre-suit Darth Vader, Matt Oblak (Mandalorian Armor, Green and Blue Lightsabers), Dr. Teresa Oblak (Blue and Green Lightsabers)

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are: Fremen #1, Anti-Monitor, The Serpent
The Worthy: Skadi: Herald of the Serpent (Merged w/ Shao Khan via hammer)
Nul: Breaker of Worlds (Merged w/ Beast Wars Megatron via hammer)
Angir: Breaker of Souls (Merged w/ Beast Man via hammer)
Greithoth: Breaker of Wills (Merged w/Marv via hammer)


Both teams are dropped about a mile apart. Fremen#1 disappears once he steps foot on the sand. The Voltrons take to the sky to scout for enemies. Soranik Natu incases herself and pre suit Vader in a force field . They two take to the sky’s to scout. Chaos king seems to disappear into a different realm. That may be cheating but I don’t make the rules, that’s just what I saw. Zombie Abomination must have no recollection of his previous life cause he’s just sitting on the ground using his own pee to make sand castles.

Gladiator Voltron # 4 detects life forms just Below him.

Voltron#:4 Guys I just spotted a barrel of fish. I can‘t resist, should only be about 5 min ill catch up with you.

Gladiator Voltron#1: Rodger, Rodger.

Gladiator Voltron#:4 Fly’s down and lands right on top of his target. His suit still shows signs of life, worried his suit has malfunctioning he runs some diagnostic tests. That’s when Dr. Teresa Oblak and her Husband Matthew Oblak Bust from the sand and slash the Robot, zord, or whatever you call it to pieces. The carnage doesn’t stop there, The Oblaks storm the zords control room and massacre all the surviving operators

They embrace each other and Teresa says “ we make the best team”. Matt frowns and say’s I know and that’s why this is so hard. Before Teresa has a chance to respond, Matt presses his light saber against her liver and turns its on.

Teresa: Bbabaaaby WWHHWHY.

Matt Oblak: You know I love you, but I am 0-2. I just can’t lose this week, Trust me, it will all be worth it when I bring home the trophy, I’ll even let you touch it, LOVE YOU! STABE STABE STABE

Zombie Abomination gets a whiff of the fresh blood and race’s towards it at supper human speeds Just as it looks like he s going to get a two for one deal, Matt Oblak spin’s in just enough time to use his light sabers to scissor the top of Zombie Abomination’s head killing him instantly.

Gladiator Voltron#1 has spotted The Serpent and his worthy. He calls for his comrades to report to his location, but only 2 arrive.

Gladiator Voltron:1: What the hell happened to the others?

Gladiator Voltron:3: Well 5 just disappeared, and 4 got hacked to pieces.

Gladiator Voltron:1: Forget that right now we need to think about surviving, well bury them later. Right now we need to take these a**holes out. I am pretty sure we can still form Voltron with just the three of us.

MEANWHIALE………

Fear-Itself is at the base of a sand dune discussing tactics….When all of a sudden then they hear a loud noise and are crushed by the dune. It doesn’t take long for the Asgardians to bash their way out of the sand.Standing there is A giant six armed robot. Voltron gives them the bring it signal with all six hands. Big mistake. As the “worthy” gets a hold of them and smash the remaining Gladiator Voltrons to bit’s. Seeing his oportunity the Chaos king makes this move barreling towards The Serpent and his worthy. Before he get close enough for the Asgardians to notice him, Anti-Matter snatches him out of thin air. The Chaos kings is desperately trying to escape.

Anti-Matter : MMMMMHHHHH I‘ve never had Entity before.

Anti- Matter quickly sucks all of the energy out of the Chaos king

Anti-Matter: BEEELLLLLCCCCHHHHH!

Soranik Natu: Matt we need to find vader if we are going to have any chance at surviving.

Matt Oblak: Don’t worry everything will be over soon.

As Soranik Natu turns Anti-Matter steps on her as is he were putting out a cigarette.

All members of the Kennelz gather round as Matt Oblak Kneels down, removes his armor, and the uses his light saber to commit seppuku. Fremen #1 aids him.

Fremen#1: It was a good death.


Just as the Backyardigans enter their Locker room they are immediately confronted by the charred mostly dismembered body of Pre-Suit Darth Vader. He was still hooked up to a car batter . It Appears to be a message from the Kennelz