Griswold's Nut-Busters Vs. Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers

Griswold's Nut-Busters are Gambit (w/ Magnoguard Staff), Slym and Red Dayspring, (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Fizzle, Pepper Potts (w/ Rescue Armor), Jarvis, The Circle of Fire: Pel Tavin, Ali Rayner-West, Hunter and Forest Rayner, Alexandra DeWitt, and G.L. 7177.6, Krayt Dragon #1 and 2, Green Dragon #3-5, and Storm Trooper #1.

Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers are Sandworm #10 and 2A, Deathstorm, Venom (Flash Thompson), Carnage, Red Hulk, Archangel, Doc Samson, Dust, Yaddle, Ron Burgundy (w/ green lightsaber), Brian Fantana (w/ Magnoguard Staff), Brick Tambland (w/ Trident), Champ Kind w/ Battle Axe), Veronica Corningstone (w/ M202 A1 FLASH Rocket Launcher), Baxter the Dog, and The Geico Gecko.


The sand has been overturned...

The Jundland Wastes are now truly a waste...

And... The landscape of Tatooine will never be quite the same.

As you most likely know... An Arrakis Sandworm is significantly larger than that of a Krayt Dragon; but the Krayt Dragons are the ones that are native to this particular landscape. They are also the ones, that despite the absolute destruction of The Jundland Wastes do come out on top of the battle that takes place far below the surface between the beasts. The Krayt Dragons are not nearly as territorial; which makes them seem as though they were working together to defeat the sandworms. After an exercise such as this, the Krayt Dragons may very well have stayed below the surface for another decade or so; but they are quickly drawn back out by the likes of a furious Red Hulk, pounding on the planet's sandy surface, until the Krayt Dragons show themselves...

Three green dragons circle the area as well. Red Hulk hates the color green. Red Hulk SMASH. Red Hulk leaps into the air and lands on the back of Green Dragon #4. He then jumps again, landing on the back of the dragon and brining it down hard into the sand below, before his fists concuss the brain of the dragon. Green Dragon #3 then attempts to blow his poison breath on The Red Hulk, but Rulk grabs it by the tail and then uses the dragon as a weapon to bludgeon Green Dragon #5. The two Krayt dragons then show themselves after this ridiculous display of might. But Rulk is joined by Red She Hulk. The two red powerhouses each bring fists down onto the heads of The Krayt Dragons that cause an actual explosion of the creature's brains they are so powerful. The mighty Krayt Dragons fall from the tremendous strength of the Hulksters.

Nightcrawler and Venom are locked in a great battle of agility. They both bounce of the rock outcroppings without the swords of Nightcrawler,or the guns of Venom landing any significant blows in the beginning. This battle becomes not so evenly matched, as Carnage joins the skirmish on the side of Venom. Carnage has a history of not always getting along with the other wearers of the symbiote suit; but the psycho killer manages to get past it; so he and Venom can finish off Nightcrawler before he can BAMF out of the way.

Ron Burgundy, and his news team are hold up in a small cave, enjoying some scotch and milk (which was not a good choice for the desert climate). Brick has just finished telling them all that “he loves Bantha” and “he loves Sarlaac” when The Circle of Fire crew comes flying in to ruin their fun. Pel Tavin dodges the rocket fired by Veronica with the use of his superior intelligence. He is after all a man with a brain three times the size of hers... It's science. The former Man-Hunter robot then takes out “the man” as he blasts through Ron Burgundy. Ali Rayner-West uses her super-speed to take out Champ, and Hunter and Forest use their shared ring to create a massive fist to pound Brick into the ground. Alexandra DeWitt then takes pleasure in blasting the sexist Brian Fantana with her green power ring as well. The Geico Gecko, adorably rides on the back of Baxter the Dog and goes for help as The Circle of Fire begin to combine their powers in a rite that will surely conjur enough power to take out the entire Dope Fiends squad and dash their season 6 play-off hopes forever.

Gambit is doing well to dodge the attacks of Doc Samson. One punch from the Gamma powered scientist could potentially kill the mutant; but The Ragin Cajun keeps his distance. He manages to get close enough to stun Samson with his Bodyguard droid staff, and then litters the sand with energy charges playing cards that explode with enough force to take out Doc Samson for good. Dust then forms out of what seems like nowhere and rips the skin off of Gambit with a self-contained dust storm, before reforming herself where he once stood.

Red Hulk and Red She-Hulk stand triumphant over the bodies of the two enormous Krayt Dragons and of the armored bodies of Pepper Potts and Storm Trooper #1, which they just easily dispatched when Slym and Red show up.The Daysprings attack with all the mutant power they can muster but the hulks still resist. Slym unleashes the full power of his optic blast onto Red She Hulk, which nearly blows him back as he loses control of his own power. Slym not only takes out Red She Hulk but manages to destroy the entire mountainside behind her. Red Hulk then breaks the neck of Slym as he comes down from an enormous leap, directly on top of him. Red Hulk's unbreakable body is then stopped as Red Dayspring mind-blocks Rulk to finally end his reign of Nut-Buster terror. This exhausts Jean Grey, who is then dispatched by Deathstorm, who sat waiting for the skirmish to play out before swooping in to take out whoever was left.

Jarvis is riding in Fizzle, on their way towards the cave in which the Circle of Fire are hold up. Fizzle is bouncing through the dunes in his dune buggy form at great speed; but Archangel still manages to catch up through the air. Archangel passes up the transformer and then lands in front of them. He swings his massive metal wings which slice Fizzle in half and decapitate Jarvis in the process.

The Circle of Fire has worked up enough trans-dimensional energy to take out the remainder of The Dope Fiends when Baxter and The Geico Gecko find Yaddle. Yaddle races in to the cave with Jedi Speed and begins to make her final stand. She first leaps into the air and takes out their leader Pel Tavin with a lightsaber attack through his neck. She then uses the force to disassemble GL 7177.6 bolt by bolt. Hunter and Forest use their ring to send every bit of green energy they can towards the little green Jedi master; but Yaddle manages to block it with her lightsaber and then send it back at them, killing them both with their own power. Alexandra DeWitt then comes flying in with a construct of a green sowrd; but she is foolish to attempt to best Yaddle in a fencing match. Yaddle parries her every attack and then removes her head with her lightsaber. Ali Rayner then rushes at Yaddle at top speed and grabs her but Yaddle is too powerful for Ali to contain even with her speed powers and lantern ring. Yaddle foils the plan of The Circle of Fire, but Ali manages to make them both one with The Speed Force.