Season 7, Week 3: Griswold's Nut Busters vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family.

The Nut Busters are: Doomsday, Echthelion of the Fountain, Dexter Morgan, Annoying Orange, Fizzle, Fantomex, Cluster, Pipes, Nova, Dark Side Marauder #1, Nightbrother #9, Pel Tavin, Ali Rayner-West, Hunter Rayner, Forest Rayner, G.L. 7177.6, Alexandra Dewitt (Circle of Fire), Evan Sabahnur, Talon, Batwing, Matrix Agent #1 and #2, War Skrull #6, (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Jarvis, Pepper Potts w/ Rescue armor, Teneb Kel, Maggot, Exal Kresh, Elmo, Ewok #100, and Star Sapphire #5

The Super Kitties are: Flashpoint Batman (Thomas Wayne), Red X (Dick Grayson), Batgirl (Stephanie Brown), Kid Flash, Speedy, Green Arrow, Black Canary, (Kingdom Come) Alan Scott, (Kingdom Come) King Marvel, (Kingdom Come) Lady Marvel, (Kingdom Come) Robotman, (Kingdom Come) Red Robin, Supergirl, Larfleeze, (Kingdom Come) Wonder Woman, Wondergirl, Mystery Inc (including Daphne w/Star Wand) and Scooby-Dum in a fire truck, Mr. Majestic, Mother Mae Eye w/ Palpatine's Red Lightsaber, Catgirl & Smurf #7 in a mail jeep, and President Skroob w/ a Yoshi Egg.


Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! in Ruh-Roh, Chicago!

   A fire truck rolled through the streets of Chicago late at night. Mystery Inc and their inbred pal Scooby-Dum were crammed in the back and strapped in tightly, the exception being Fred in the front seat, which Daphne objected to loudly. "No fair! Why does HE get his own seat?" Mother Mae Eye, driving the truck, replied in a gently authoritative tone. "Because, dearie, Freddy's a big boy and gets to sit in the front." Shaggy chimed in."Yeah, but like, Scooby-Dum is drooling buckets and smells like a dumpster!" Mother Mae Eye snapped her attention from the road to her passengers. "If you don't behave, I swear I'll stop this truck and come back there! Now quiet down and eat your pie!" Delicious slices of pie appeared magically before their eyes. "Yes, Mother." They said together as they took their forks in hand. But Mother had taken her eyes off the road, and the distraction cost her. The truck slammed into Doomsday, causing both to flip over. Mystery Inc. all lay dead from whiplash and stab wounds from their pie forks. Doomsday had been fighting the Super Kitties' Kingdom Come crew with the third or fourth next best thing to Superman, Mr. Majestic, when the commotion occurred. Mae Eye flew out of the wreckage frantically screaming at Doomsday about lawsuits and child abuse. In defense of her right to hypnotize people into being her children, she drove Palpatine's entire lightsaber down his throat. The burning in his esophagus was powerful, so he popped Mother Mae Eye's head off and drank her like a Kool-Aid Burst, but it wasn't enough. As he struggled to reach into his own mouth and retrieve the offending lightsaber, Majestic and King Marvel took Doomsday to the air and began to knock him back and forth volleyball-style as the lightsaber shifted around his innards. Mr. Majestic wound up and delivered a powerful blow to Doomsday's gut that sent the lightsaber flying from his mouth and through Majestic's head, sending both to the ground lifeless.

   A few blocks down, Thomas Wayne moved in stealth with Red X, Batgirl, Green Arrow, and Black Canary. Batman gave a halt signal as they came upon Batwing traveling with Jarvis, Dexter Morgan, and Pepper Potts in her Rescue armor. Feeling a challenge to his turf, Wayne commanded his team to attack and they descended to surround the threat. "Look what we have here, another cheap knockoff." Batwing tensed, ready to fight. "You're not even a member of Batman Incorporated. Where I come from, you're in an exclusive club called the Gotham Cemeta-" Batwing was caught off guard with a punch to his throat. With the first blow thrown, Pepper felt comfortable going all-out rampage on the enemy and fired energy bombs at their group. Wayne and Red X reacted in time, but Batgirl was less fortunate and suffered a fatal explosion. "NO! Why do kids always die around me?!" shouted Batman as he flew into a frenzy. He grabbed Batwing and threw him into Pepper's next round of projectiles and charged her through Batwing's mist of blood and smoke. As he attempted to break through her armor, she put a call out to her team for help. Red X did the same as Dexter Morgan and Jarvis tried to run for safety, only to get a generous helping of shuriken to the back from Grayson. Kid Flash ran to help Batman, but a split second before reaching Pepper he heard a "BAMF". It would be the last sound he heard as Nightcrawler brought his upper body with him through a teleport. As he dropped the gasping torso, Red X threw a device that clamped on to his leg and began shocking him into submission. Batman clapped both hands against Pepper's temples and a whirring sound began. As Batman turned and shot the disabled Nightcrawler in the head with Joe Chill's gun, a high intensity laser generated between the two devices he placed on Pepper's head bored through her helmet and fried her brain as first responders to the distress calls arrived.

The Circle of Fire Lanterns flew in and willed a literal circle of fire to close in on Red X and Batman. As the alternate-version dynamic duo burned, King and Lady Marvel broke the Lanterns' focus and took them on five to two. On the ground, Matrix Agents 1 and 2 observed the fight above them with the Annoying Orange. "Hey, Matrix guys! Hey! HEEEY!" They ignored him on principle. "You really want to listen here! Matrixmatrixmatrixmatrixmatri-" "WHAT?!" Matrix Agent 1 finally asked. "Car." Just as Orange spoke, Catgirl and a smurf ran the three down with the mail truck she drove to the scene in. Above them, Alan Scott and Wonder Woman joined the fight. While King Marvel was tearing Alexandra Dewitt's limbs off, Scott created a green refrigerator to stuff the parts in. As he and his allies purged the rest of the lesser Lanterns, the Nut Busters ground forces stormed the street and overwhelmed Catwoman and Smurf #7 with little warning. Green Arrow and Speedy let loose a rain of arrows from afar and took down Maggot and Nightbrother #9 before the group scattered. Echthelion leapt through the crowd to decapitate Speedy, and he engaged Green Arrow in close combat. As he struck a fatal blow against the archer, a mortified Black Canary screamed a canary cry at a volume that burst Echthelion's eardrums and eyeballs. Supergirl came down on Fizzle with a flying kick and threw his crumpled mass at Pipes, who responded with a dense fog of corrosive gas in her team's airspace. Alan Scott and Wonder Woman were killed, but Supergirl responded quickly and forced the Transformer's gas pipes back at him, melting his own face. Fantomex and Cluster dropped in from above, in the mood for some bird hunting, and bagged Red Robin and Black Canary. Robotman rose from a puddle behind Cluster and Fantomex and blasted them with a stream of molten metal, drawing the attention of Nova. He fired on Robotman and blew apart his liquid form, painting South Chicago silver. Evan Sabahnur shapeshifted his arms into glaives, and he and Talon sliced at Wonder Girl until she looked like a jigsaw puzzle with a couple of pieces gone. Supergirl and the Marvels found themselves dangerously short in numbers. "Where have those scumbags Larfleeze and Skroob been during all of this?!" They steeled themselves for a tough fight as the Nut-Busters approached.

Across town, in the city's seediest nightclub, a drunken Larfleeze and Skroob sat at the bar. "They call ME greedy... Just look at YOU. With that... Stupid egg. Give me that egg, it's MINE now, little man. You have enough already!" Skroob tried to stare Larfleeze down, but his eyes wouldn't focus. "You want this egg, huh pal? Gonna have to be over my dead body." He splashed his drink in Larfleeze's face, and regretted it quickly when Larfleeze bit his nose off and took the egg. He knocked Skroob to the ground and began stomping his head when a man about six-foot-four intervened. "B!tch do you know where you are? You're in my damn city now, and you're f*ckin' up the mood while I'm tryna get my girls comfortable. Get the F*CK out before I get bad." Larfleeze screamed back, "YOU can't have a whole city! Chicago belongs to LARFLE-" Leroy pulled a knife, slashed Larfleeze's throat and brushed off when his phone rang. "What's the word? Yeah? Alright cool, I'll let her know." He swaggered back to his booth and slung his arm around Star Sapphire #5. "Sorry about that, baby, he won't be bothering us again. By the way, my boy Lorenzo just called, your guys on the street got done with their thing. Bad, bad losses though. Says only those Alexander and Sabahnur kids made it out." She planted a kiss on his cheek. "Thanks, treetop lover."