Season 7 Week 3: Team Sleeping Pussy vs. TEAM

Team Sleeping Pussy is: Black Lightning, Catman, Gentleman Ghost, Dark Beast, Leia Organa-Jedi, Professor Snape, Webstor, Moss Man, Xenomorph #1-4, Vampire Batman, Brother Blood, War Machine, Movie-Ratchet, and Compsognathus #54.

TEAM is: Uriel and Eimen, Justice Legion Alpha Batman, JLA Wonder Woman, JLA Flash, Combaticons (Onslaught, Blast-Off, Swindle, Vortex, Brawl. Merge to form Bruticus), Fred Baker, Duke Nukem, Blake Stone, McGuyver w/Red Lightsaber, Hamblor and Hamblor's dog, Gladiator Voltron, Mega Man X, Proto Man, Flash Man, and The Centurions (Ace Mcleod, Jake Rockwell, Max Ray, John Thunder, Rex Charger).

Nobody really knows when this rivalry began, but urban legend suggests that it started over a copyright dispute over the name "team."

Catman, Gentleman Ghost, Webstor, Moss Man, Vampire Batman, Xenomorphs #1-4, and Compsnathus #54 are together walking through the sewers of the Southside of Chicago. "Well, is this quite the crew..." sighs Catman. "What are you talking about? We are about to rock this!" says Webstor. "It feels like the "A-listers" just kind of stuck us together on this mission just to get us out of the way. Like we're useless or something..." trails off Catman. "What?!? No way! I mean, c'mon man, I got this sweet grappling hook!" exclaims Webstor. "And I'm a deadly ghost, but with manners!" adds Gentleman Ghost dapperly. "And I... kinda smell funny..." says Moss Man. "And I'm Batmaaaaaaaan." points out Vampire Batman. The Xenomorphs and Compy screech in agreement that they are badass. "See? We are good on this end! Plus I'd say a covert operation into their secret hideout is a pretty important mission. Sorry if you have low self esteem." comments Webstor.

Team Sleeping Pussy climbs out of the sewers to a street behind TEAM's last known base of operation: an apartment complex (project). They sneak into the suspected headquarters and begin planting explosives. They are surprised to hear a door open and they are spotted by Justice Legion Alpha Batman. "You got here quicker than I expected. I'll give you credit for that." compliments JLA Batman. "Bring it on." he challenges. Xenomorphs #1-2 charge in, but are duped by a holograghic avatar. The real JLA Batman attacks Moss Man and Webstor, resulting in a brain damaging heel kick to the former, and a deadly heart punch to the latter. Xenomorphs #3-4 go in for the kill. JLA manages to dodge #3, but #4 is on target and gravely injures the futuristic Batman. "Sorry to disappoint, but I'm... only the... distraction..." laughs a dying Justice Legion Alpha Batman. "What was that about?" asks Catman. They rig the building to explode and all seems well until Vampire Batman quickly notices that there are no other members of TEAM arriving as backup. "Someone must have tipped them off... They knew we were coming... THEY'RE ATTACKING OUR HIDEOUT RIGHT NOW!!! GO!!!" screams Vampire Batman.

Team SP hurriedly returns, but it is far too late. TEAM brought the pain to the Pussys that remained in the hideout to plan further. Bruticus and Gladiator Volton are finishing off the last of the Pussys base, as well as the Pussys inside. TEAM had it's share of sacrifices from this bold approach, but they still largely outnumber their opponents. The covert unit of Team Sleeping Pussy charge into action, not for victory, but to take as many of TEAM with them as they can. Vampire Batman is on McGuyver in an instant and quickly drains his blood. The Xenomorphs take out Proto Man and Flash Man, but #2 and #3 are Megabusted by Mega Man X's cannon. Mega Man is dispatched by a levatated parking meter, courtesy of Gentleman Ghost, who, in turn, is trapped within a time anomaly bubble by Uriel. Time is accelerated around Gentleman Ghost until he ceases to exist. "Enough of this petty tantrum! End Them!" commands Eimen. The combined Galdiator Voltron gets the message. Aaaaand here come the laser sword of death. Aaaaaand there goes the rest of Team Sleeping Pussy.

"Well, that was great and all, but I think I've seen enough for one day. As long as we still have control of those apartments, I'm going to grab a little shut eye. Who's with me?" asks Fred Baker. Seeing as how they've barely done anything, The Centurions decide that they have earned a quick nap. They follow Fred to the apartment complex and he stops just short of entering. "Hey, I'll be right with you, I just need to check something." explains Fred. The Centurions go in for some sleep. Before too long, the timer goes off on Team SP's previously placed explosives and the place is completely destroyed. "So, my team at least got that part of the plan right." says Fred as he shrugs his shoulders. "Playing for a different TEAM is hard." says a victorious(?) Fred Baker.