s7w9- Highness vs Kitties

The Royal Highness are: Darth Scarz w/Red Lantern ring, Vampire Jean Grey, Paula Dean, and Linus Van Pelt

Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are: Supergirl, Yoda's Spirit (w/ White Lantern Ring), and President Skroob

The fierce battle between Jedi and Sith once more rages on the Death Star. Caught in the crossfire Paula Deen, Linus and President Skroob have fallen, being totally unequipped to be placed in such circumstances.

"Filthy supershadow being." spits Yoda "Not cannon you are. Outmatched and classed you will be."

Scarz is sweating profusely and trying to catch his breath."Just....just wait until Jeanie gets ahold of y-" he is unable to finish his sentence as Yoda eviscerates him. As Darth Scarz dies, Yoda leans in to his fallen foe.

"Original trilogy, you must respect. Even now. Supergil, being like Luke she is. Destroy the Death Star she shall and Jean..."

"Wait. WHAT THE HELL???!!!" yells Bryan Beckerman as the action freezes in place. "Josh. What's up, boy? You told me that if I let you guys use the Death Star in week nine, nothing would happen to it. Now Seeney's gonna blow it up? The hell, man?"

"Hey, hey.Don't blame this on me. I didn't know he'd destroy the thing. But hey, if that's how he sees it, that's how it goes." responds Josh

"Don't give me that. He's constantly blowing up planets. It's just his way of getting out of writing a bunch of character deaths. Well, not this time. He's not blowing up MY Death Star. No."

"What's the big deal?" asks Josh "It's not like the destruction will count"

"It weakens the Death Star and that can really hurt me long term in the playoffs."

"Dude. You're not even in the playoffs. So what's the big deal?" smirks Josh

Beckerman's nose flares. He snaps his fingers and there's a clatter. Instantly, the dead body of Supergirl appears infront of the two.

"DUDE. WHAT THE F**K!" screams Josh "That's one of my kids characters! You can't do that."

"Uh. It's in the match and that's 'how the Watcher sees it' so it looks like I can." Becks responds coldly.

Seething. Josh snaps HIS fingers and Supergirls rises back to life, only to have Becks kill her again. The two go back and forth with this display of Watcher power until Ryan appears.

"What the hell are you two assh***es doing to MY Supergirl??" he demands causing the childish back and forth to cease.

"YOUR Supergirl? She's on the Kitties now. She's not yours anymore" responds Josh.

"Whatever. Deep down, she'll always be a Horseman." says Ryan "Now, can we all just get out of here and let the match continue? I'm so sick of seeing the Watchers dominating the matches this year."

"I'll leave as long as he guarantees the Death Star doesn't get destroyed. I think that's fair." acquiesces Beckerman

"Dude. I told you that..." begins Josh when suddenly, the mad titan Thanos appears with the reality gem in hand.

"Gentleman, gentleman. Allow me to interrupt. I think I have a solution that benefits everybody." he smiles, and then looks at Poteracki "Well, ALMOST everybody." as Supergirl struggles to her feet, Thanos walks over to her and snaps her neck while never breaking eye contact with the owner of the Horsemen.

"There." he grins "Now the Death Star is in tact, and no one wins your charming display of power."

"Works for me" says Beckerman

"Yeah, the Kitties still have Yoda. I'm good" agrees Josh

"Splendid. Splendid. Everybody wins" as Thanos goes to leave, he turns to the seething Ryan Poteracki.

"I guess I'll be seeing you in the playoffs. Give Superman and the Horsemen my WARMEST regards. I do so look forward to seeing you there." he chuckles as he disappears.

Ryan's face is the deepest shade of red anyone has ever seen. To say he's furious would be an understatement "You son of a bitch. You better prepare yourself for pure, unbridled hell" he snarls as they all leave the Death Star and the battle recommences. 

Yoda uses his white lantern ring to fly out into space. He uses the Force to search for his remaining opponent, when out of nowhere, Jean Grey jumps on him and sinks her fangs into his neck. As she feeds Yoda struggles to resist, his white ring rapidly losing charge as the life from Yoda is drained. The ring charge hits zero and disappears, but instead of dying he reverts to his corporeal form.

"New plan, you must form" he smiles "For a ghost, eat or strike you cannot."

"True" says Jean "But a powerful telepath I am. And now gone you are" as with a wave of her hand, Jean manipulates the thought waves of Yoda's spirit causing him to lose concentration and disappear.