George Lucas Conference Final: Chapter III

The entire Artrip family wades through the swampy pool of the marshlands located between the water and forest regions of the Playoff Planet.   Like most parents, albeit undead at this time, both Vampires Chris and Julie trudge on both sides of their children, attempting to shield both Ella and Jack from the enemy. 

Jack waddles through the murk, green lightsaber in hand, cooing as he slashes through the overhanging foliage.  Ella walks a bit more authoritative as she has Supergirl’s cape around her neck.  She also holds a blue lightsaber and uses it with more dexterity than her younger brother.

 

Black Lantern Aunt May flies to the scene.  Her mouth slowly opens and she croaks.

BL Aunt May:  Aaaw . . .  aren’t you two the cutest things!  I can’t wait to taste your little hearts.

Both Chris and Julie Artrip storm to the front of their children.  Both Ella and Jack peek around the legs of their parents to stare at the desiccated corpse of Peter Parker’s aunt. 

Chris Artrip:  Gotta get through me first you old bag!

Julie Artrip:  Goes for me too, b#tch!

BL Aunt May smiles: Don’t think I have to. . . . b#tch.

Two zings are heard as wooden-staked projectiles rip through the chests of both Chris and Julie Artrip.  The two look down in dismay.  Before the parents are able to warn their children to run, they burst into flame and ash.

BL Aunt May looks up into the trees behind her.  She smiles as Deadshot salutes his teammate.

Deadshot:  All yours, May.

BL Aunt May’s corpse grins as she approaches the children.  It is only a brief moment before all Artrips are no more.

BL Aunt May flies up to Deadshot.

BL Aunt May: Let's take you to your ride now, dear.  Thanks for the assistance.

Deadshot:  Anytime.  Appreciate it, May.