Season 8 Week 3: Kitties Vs. The House of Sith AIDS

The Super Orange Kitties and Cats are: Starfire, Berdovian, Mr. Majestic, Powergirl, Thunder, Lightning, Lockdown in his ship, Copper Kid, Hot wing, Gyro, Flashback, Backlash, Moonstryker, Tailspin, Red X (Dick Grayson) and Astrodroid #13 in a Jedi V-wing, Decepticons #1-5, The Flying Graysons: John and Mary w/Green Lantern rings, Junkeons #23+24, Rebastion Lestrange, Navy SEAL #44, Votari #36-10, and Purple Dragons #3-6.

John and Vader's Sith House of AIDS are: Galvatron, Dreadwing, Jhiaxis, Waspinator, Nova Prime w/ Leadership Matrix, Blue Lantern Kit Fisto and Grandpa Max with Chopper in Y-Wing, Kanan Jarrus, Ezra Bridger, Zeb, Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Anakin Skywalker in a TIE Interceptor, Elsa w/Yellow Lantern ring, Ben Tennyson w/Yellow Lantern ring, Gwen Tennyson, Guardians of the Galaxy: Starlord, Drax, Gamora, Rocket, Groot, Starlord's Ship, Fangry, Brisko, King Laufey, Frost Giant #1, Fremen #43-50 and Purple Dragons #1-2.

In The Sith AIDS' Locker Room:

"You gotta be kidding me!" yells Starlord as he looks over his instructions for his team's week 3 campaign. "Who put these stupid transforming robots in charge anyway? They'll pay for this!" swears Starlord.

"Ha! Your threats become emptier by the day, Quill." laughs Drax. "If they gave you the paper, they have likely already paid the cost for it!" chuckles Drax.

"I am Groot!" adds Groot humorously.

"I'm with you, pal. I mean, c'mon Quill, if they want to send those Star Wars Rebel guys on a suicide mission, let em. As long as we're ok, it's fine by me!" agrees Rocket.

"Rocket it's not a suicide mission, it's just plain suicide. They expect humanoids to survive in space without protection. Perhaps they plan on using us as shields..." ponders Gamora. "And Rocket, what makes you think we're not included on that list?" asks Gamora.

"Wait a minute!!! Us too?!? This is an outrage!!! Do something Quill!!!" exclaims Rocket.

"I'm going, I'm going. Those jerkass Decepticons are going to get a piece of my mind!" warns Starlord as he storms off to the team's office.

Drax looks around confused. "Will someone please explain how teaing out his own brain matter will aid our situation?" questions Drax.

Time passed and Starlord storms back into the Sith AIDS' locker room.

"So how did it go?" asks Gamora.

"Oh, great. The Decepticons realise that we won't survive. Gamora was right. Plan: Human Shield is in full effect. So, yeah. Nothing to see here, folks, everything's just peachy. Carry on!" states Peter Quill sarcastically.

"There it is, folks. It'll be a pleasure joining you all as icy, floating meat shields in the vast reaches of space." deadpans Rocket.

"Drax the Destroyer will be the mightiest of all meat shields!!!" boasts Drax as he pounds his chest proudly.

"I am Groot." says a wise Groot.

"I hear you. Don't worry. As we all know, the rules and I don't always get along. He's the plan..." plots Starlord.

Make Match Go Now.

In Section Z, the space battle could be going better for The Sith House of AIDS. Despite space itself being quite vast, this fight is being contained in a relatively small area. The Kitties have The Sith's Decepticons surrounded, along with Yellow Lanterns Ben Ten and Elsa. Their yellow energy shields and the floating corpses of King Laufey, Gwen Tennyson, Frost Giant #1, Fremen #43-50, and Purple Dragons #1+2 are providing cover for now, but it is just a matter of time before their defenses fail.

"Galvatron! Where are the additional meat shields that I requested?" questions Nova Prime angrily. "This is your fault! Do something!" commands the Decepticon leader.

In frustration, Galvatron grabs the hapless Waspinator, and expedites his death by throwing him out from under The Sith AIDS' cover. He is destroyed instantly by The Kitties' Starfire.

"Happy? Just know that this would not have happened had I been the leader." comments Galvatron.

The massive ship of the Transformer Lockdown arrives to bolster The Kitties' offense, and The Sith AIDS' chances of pulling off the win are going down dramatically. The cover provided by their dead teammates' bodies is dwindling, and the Yellow energy shields are beginning to crumble. As all seems to be lost, a faint glimmer of hope shines. The Guardians of the Galaxy and the Star Wars Rebels crew are in Starlord's ship, and are being escorted by Anakin Skywalker's TIE Interceptor. Blue Lantern Kit Fisto, Grandpa Max, and Chopper also fly a Y-Wing in formation with their teammates.

"Finally, our additional flesh shields have reported for duty! Victory is at hand!" proclaims Nova Prime.

His is shocked as the trio of starships ignore his orders and engage directly with Lockdown's ship. The Kitties' ignore them for now, focusing on the immenant demise of The Sith AIDS Decepticons, YL Ben Ten, and YL Elsa.

The TIE Interceptor's lasers and the Y-Wing's bombs have opened up a good sized hole in Lockdown's ship. The three starcraft enter through the damage, and land when they find proper atmosphere inside the ship.

"Ok, guys, last one to the engine's reactor and plant a bomb is a rotten egg!" jokes Starlord. The groups go their seperate ways in an attempt to sabotage the vessel.

"Quill, I am certain that losing a race will not transform me into a fowl's decaying embryo." explains Drax.

"How many times do we have to tell you. It's a figure of speech, you dolt!' ccounters Gamora.

"Uh, Pete. How is blowing this place up with us inside any better than the robots' original insta-death plan?" asks Rocket.

"Because this way we can win." answers Starlord.

"Win? How? None of us will survive!" yells Rocket.

"No Rocket, one of us will..." says Starlord as Rocket Racoon gives him a puzzeled look.

Meanwhile, outside of Lockdown's ship, The Kitties wrap up the slaughter of The Sith AIDS' Decpticons and Yellow Lanterns. They have their losses, but they are still relatively strong in numbers. They enter Lockdown's ship to chase down the remaining Sith AIDS combatants, unaware of their explosive plan. The Kitties catch sight of their foes just in time for the whole starship to explode and kill everyone.

KA-BOOSH!!!!!!!!!!

Well, almost everyone...

"I AM GROOT!!!" yells Groot stoically. He has lost roughly half of his body, but it's nothing that won't grow back in time.

"I AM GRO..."

A yellow beam of fear fuelled energy shatters the battered form of Groot. The Yellow Lanterns' preeminent sniper Bedovian has taken Groot's short lived victory for himself. The Kitties' mollusk-like creature has been positioned on the very edge of the space sector, far out of anyone's view since the instant he arrived. He waited patiently and seized his moment, but remains unsatisfied. "Hard to believe that they dragged me out here for such an easy shot." he thinks to himself.