Charles Barkley's Totally Wizard Name Changes Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

Charles Barkley's Totally Wizard Name Changes are Dark Jedi Master #35-40, Nightsister Sith Witch #8-13, Black Widow, The Spectre, and Kister Chanchani Banai.

The Murderflies are Batgirl (w/ green lantern ring), Ace the Bathound, (Female) Dr. Light, The Shark, Spike, Quinn, Jackson “Jax” Teller, Jury, Happy, Harry “Opie” Winston, and Kozik, Wu Tang Clan: Rza, Inspectah Dek, Method Man, U-God, Cappadonna, Ghost Face Killah, Masta Killah, and Ol Dirty Bastard, Altair Ibn-La' Ahad, Ezio Auditore de Firenze, Zombie Godzilla, Dr. Doomsday, Greedo, and Capt. Caveman.


Power. True unlimited POWER. This is what is possessed by the leader of The Barkley squad. One character and one character alone holds the power to dominate Gotham City, just as he did Mos Espa, then later the whole of Tatooine. It was almost a decade ago when the Midi Chlorians acted freely in attempting to create a Chosen One on the Outer Rim planet of Tatooine. The story of Anakin Skywalker is told many times over; but rarely do any speak of the Midi Chlorians first attempt. The original Chosen One that they knew was so uncontrollable that they had to create a new one. The true Chosen One: Kister.

Kister brings a new matter of force to The Force as he is the most wizard Wizard.

Kister shows up in Gotham City, not with apprentices; but with Force worshipers He is their Priest. Their chieftain. The true master. His Dark Jedi Masters and Nightsisters are in full agreement as to who their Master is, the only dogmatic issue they take with one another is how best Master Kister should be worshiped. The Black Widow, totally under the force spell of Kister works obediently as Kister's assistant, bodyguard, and as the hand of the true emperor. The Spectre was part of his entourage as well; but was killed as they first arrived in Gotham City. The ghost like being known as the Spectre was naturally killed by Ghost Face Killah, whose power set naturally could destroy The Spectre with ease. But this matters not. He is not missed by Kister and his minions and his powers were simply absorbed by Kister: The true grand master of the Force. His minions chant their sacred verse as they march into town:

“Kister is the master of the dark and of the light. Of the day and of the night. Of the land and of the sea. And of the poo and of the pee”.

Batgirl hides with Dr. Light, Dr. Doomsday, Greedo, and Capt. Caveman in a small half-underground enclave that she remembers from her original days working this city with Batman. She assures them that despite the fear of what is happening to this city that the match will be over soon; and all will return to normal. Although, despite this; their fear is apparent in their eyes as they await the evil that comes.

The Dark Jedis and Nightsisters suffer a few casualties as they mow through The Shark and the Sons of Anarchy biker gang who are decked out in Trump 2016 Gear and Make America Great Again hats.

And while that is transpiring Kister himself allows his acolytes to watch while he single-highhandedly takes on The Wu Tang Clan. It is sooooooo WIZARD to see him use a Force Cyclone to kill RZA and Inspectah Dek. He then uses Force Thunder to kill Method Man. Force Crucifixion to kill U-God, A Force Flood to kill Cappadonna. Force Government CIA Aids to kill the Killahs of the Ghost Faces and the Mastahs. And then last but not least uses Force Diarrhea to kill Ol' Dirty Bastard, turning him into, in death his counterpart Big-Dirty-Diaper-Baby-Jesus.

Altair Ibn-La 'Ahad and Ezio Auditore de Firenze each manage to kill one of Kister's acolytes before dying at the hands of the evil entourage.

There are no enemies in sight; but Kister knows that there are more to be found: He can feel it. He gathers his followers in a close circle and his acolytes begin to hum as he begins to chant: “I am the lord of force and magic. I bring forth the vile and tragic. My powers equal huge army troops. I turn my enemies into piles of poops. I wield the force like a dozen sharknados. And loosen stools like mixed up play-doh. I am the most wizard of wizards. NOW SUMMON ME FORTH A LIZARD OF LIZARDS”!!

Then Zombie Godzilla stepped on all of them....