Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: The Spectre, Franklin Richards, (Kingdom Come) Steel, (Kingdom Come) Batman, (Kingdom Come) Green Arrow, (Kingdom Come) Black Canary, (Kingdom Come) Dinah Queen, Black Lantern Kyle Houslander
Grizwold's Nutbusters is: Primus, Doomsday, Onslaught, (Age of Apocalypse) Blob, Talon, Batwing in a Vought Sikorsky VS-300, Doozer #5
We voted. Chances are, you didn't. Not trying to be mean, that's just the way it is. The Consortium is a secret society and you are not invited. We meet in person once a week in Josh's basement wearing hoods, holding lit candles and chanting like monks. Then, when the moon is at its peak, we lube Becks up with olive oil and watch him try to catch a piglet. Sound like fun? Want to vote with us next year? Write. Doesn't have to be good. Just look at that crap Nick spits out each week. Has to be ON TIME though. That is for sure. That is why Me, Nick and Dave are always the first ones to have our matches posted. Chances are high this year that you will just end up with a woodchipper and you're off the hook! Poor Greenie is gonna have some serious late fees on his chipper rental.
Anyway.... enough rambling. This is what happens when Josh puts me in charge of this. The vote was 3-1 with one abstaining or voting late, I don't care. Doesn't change the fact that....
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Grizwold's Nutbusters is VICTORIOUS!!
Barkleys: All dead.
Griz: I dont know who died. We got so busy watching Becks with the piglet that we forgot to decide this.
The real winner is whoever voted for me. I'm like a young, gentile, hetero Bernie Sanders; Trailing far behind, but well-received by naive young women.
Or something like that. Nice squad Aaron!
Thanks Fizz!!
It was Chris that voted for you Dave. #feelthefizz
Aye, 'twas me.
In fact most of the Something-1 votes this year are me as the stand alone. That means either I am the only one who knows whats going on or...
No, that has to be it. These other guys are dopes.
I like how Dave's comment questions the sexual orientation of Bernie Sanders: Classic.
I didnt choose the Woodchipper. The Woodchipper chose me.
There's no jibe classier than calling somebody gay. Especially old men with younger wives.
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