The Abomintrons are: Iron Legion #5
Super Kitties are: Wonder Girl w/Ferengi Energy Whip
A Unicorn, a mystical creature with many enigmatic qualities. One of those qualities that few ever consider is the gas released from said creatures buttock. The gas released, magical as it is, is of the pink variety. For those fart enthusiasts out there, pink farts are the rarest form of gas released by any creature, which conisdering, is a good thing as a pink fart is of the most deadly variety.
Wonder Girl, knowing full well that her opponent will survive much longer in this atmosphere then she will, needs to make a move immediately or else the elements themself will kill her. With her lasso in one hand and the energy whip in the other, she races over to the Iron Legion robot and makes her first strike. The blow injures the robot but does not kill it. The Legion fighter then begins firing his many arms blasts at Wonder Girl, all but one of them she is able to avoid.
A nasty shot to the thigh has hobbled young Cassandra, which means she has one more chance to finish this off once and for all. With her right thigh throbbing and the noxious gas filling her lungs, she takes her lasso and with all her might, whips it at the Iron Legion members head, brings it over towards her and rips it`s head clean off. Then she punches a hole through it`s chest, creating a chain reaction that not only causes the robot to explode, but also ignites the pink fumes, blowing up the entire vicinity including Wonder Girl herself.
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The Abomitrons: All Dead
Super Kitties: All Dead
Super Kitties are Victorious!!!
Awesome!! And for those of you who are unaware, Nick's superior pink fart hypothesis is not created for this match; but is 25 years in the making.
I have never heard the pink fart hypothesis and I've known you twenty years. This is information that should have been discussed day one.
Oh..... Fizz, we need to sit you down and discuss this at length. Bring a six pack, it could take a while. Your wife may be able to provide some opening discovery, but I don't recall how direct her involvement was in this particular scientific observation.
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