Season 9 Week 9-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Traveling Sisterhood of Evil Midgets

The Slaves are: Kid Omega, Wildebeest and Hillary & Bill Clinton with green lightsaber

The Midgets are: Age of Apocalypse Weapon X, Deadpool and Peppermint Patty & Marcie

The two teams square off on the porch. Quentin Quire--Kid Omega, zaps the minds of of Weapon X and Deadpool with a couple of well placed psi blasts, freezing them in their tracks but hesitates when he sees the vision of beauty that is Marcie and feels a sense of anger that she is holding hands with what must be her boyfriend, Pat. This hesitation is all Weapon X and Deadpool need to snap out of their psi stupors, rushing Kid Omega and making short work of him, then stepping out of the way of Wildebeest who rushes past them like a runaway freight train, breaking through the door and into the liquid inferno outside. Turning to the Clintons, they are verbally blasted with a "SHAME ON THE TWO OF YOU!" brayed from Hillary. Logan blasts her in the face with his stump which causes her to join Wildebeest in a lava bath. At this, Bill drops the lightsaber (he was shaking so badly that he could not even turn the thing on) and collapses to the floor in tears and emitting high pitched sobs. Any chance of him getting back into The White House to sample the young hot flesh of college age interns, pages and secretaries is gone forever. From now on his sexual diet will consist of bag ladies who moonlight as hookers at Best Westerns and lot lizards at truck stops. "Are you gonna finish him?" asks Deadpool. "Naw," replies Logan. "That would be doing him a favor."