Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Be Gentle it's My First Time

The Two Hungry Dinomites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Darkseid, General Zod, Ursa, Non, Ranx the Sentient City, Wonder Woman, Wonder Girl (w/ The Sword of Light), Aquaman, Booster Gold, The Flash (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), Jay Garrick (w/ a green lantern ring), Kaliback, Desaad, Bub, Bob, Bib, Beb, Teebo, Ewok Warrior, Chief Chirpa (w/ a Tanooki Suit), Logray, Ewok Elder, Wicket (w/ a Racoon Leaf), Ewok Scout (w/ a Frog Suit), Gilleus Thunderhead, Tyrius Flare, Ax-Battler, Capt. America on his Motorcycle, Nightwing on his motorcycle, Evil Dwarf #1, Honored Matre #1, Jar Jar Binks, and all 30 members of the Shining Force.

Be Gentle it's My First Time is The Sinister Six: Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, and Sandman, Doomsday, Omni King Zeno, Zues, Hera, Prof. Xavier, Granny Goodness and The Female Furies, King Ghodira, The Cloverfield Monster, Black Atom (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring), Beerus: god of Destruction, Zilla, Megalon, Carnage, and Steppenwolfe.


Sup guys, Neon Master Pogo here. Joshatu originally was going to watch both matches this week, cuz he was all like: “Hey Pogo, this is the big week; so I really need the matches to be well written and serious. Not just some garbage with a bunch of poop jokes in it”.... But then Ol' Joshatu the Stuffy ran out of time and brought me in anyhow; so......... Get ready for poop-joke filled garbage.

Darkseid is not happy that some of his minions are bold enough to stand against him for the other team. Most of all his soldier Steppenwolfe. Darkseid allows Steppenwolfe to attack, but there isn't even enough time for a poop joke. Darkseid is unaffected by the attacks of Steppenwolfe and kills him with ease.

Ranx the Sentient City is up in the atmosphere flinging cosmic poop, but Omni King Zeno and Beerus counter with super saiyan anime poop causing them all to meld together and explode into a smell that causes them to join each other in death and destroys the nose of every person living on the Playoff Planet.

Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl square off against Granny Goodness and her crew of Female Furies and the fighting gets intense. They are all over-exerting themselves creating a plethora of girl farts, which as you probably know are way worse than boy farts. Wonder Girl uses the Sword of Light to cast Bolt 2 and kill Bernadeth, but most of the furies go down through regular old melee fighting. Granny herself is able to take out Wonder Girl with a special blend of fighting prowess and potent old lady fart-power; but once Wonder Girl falls, the enraged Wonder Woman kills the rest with ease.

In the depths of the ocean, the only place where one can't smell the aftermath of Ranx's rankness, Aquaman is making bubbles of his own. Zilla swims up, but Aquaman takes control of the massive Kaiju and makes him eat fish that are bad for his stomach. Zilla then gets water-fish-dysentary and poops himself to death. Zues gets annoyed with the O.P. nature of Aquaman in the water and borrows some power from his little brother Poseidon. Mixed with his own lightning power, he boils the ocean and kills Aquaman who gets to smell his fart bubbles dry briefly for the first time before he dies.

Black Atom Vs. The ring-wielding Flashes had no poop involved in it at all, so I don't have much to say about it. Black Atom and Flash died. Jay Garrick lived for now.

The Shining Force face off against a three headed evil dragon, like they always do; but this time it is King Ghodira instead of Dark Dragon. King Ghodira is able to blow some serious fire (from his mouths, not his butt) and take out 19 members of the Shining Force, but Max follows the script and sacrifices himself by plunging the Chaos Breaker into the heart of Dark Dragon err, I mean King Ghodira, and then casts his Egress spell to save the rest of his team. They are so happy to be alive that they all poop themselves.

Jar Jar Binks slipped on a piece of poop and died.

The Cloverfield Monster eats Kaliback and Desaad and then naturally poops them out. Bub, Bob, Bib, and Beb collect the magic poop as an item and get special poop bubbles that they shoot at Hera. Hera is so offended by this action that she suicides herself, but takes the poopy dinosaurs to Hades with her. The Cloverfield Monster then attacks the Golden Axe crew and kills Tyrius and Ax-Battler. But before she dies, Tyrius casts her level 6 magic and summons a dragon that melts the Cloverfield Monster into something that smells almost as bad as The breath of the Bubble Bobble dudes.

Megalon stomps the ewoks into goo that looks like hairy little piles of poop (like after a an animal eats another animal and you find the crap in the woods). But it isn't poop, it's just dead ewok.

General Zod, Ursa, and Non know about the problems that Superman has had with Doomsday, so they decide to triple team him. And by triple team him, I mean they hit him with a real “1,2,3 punch”. Ursa pees on him, Zod poops on him, and Non poops and pees on him. Doomsday goes nuts and manages to crush the skulls of both Ursa and Non, but with the diversion they cause, Zod is able to finish him off. Zod flies away as the bodies of Doomsday. Ursa, and Non all lose control of their bowels.

Captain America and Nightwing on their bikes, Booster Gold, Gilleus Thunderhead, The Evil Dwarf, and Honored Matre square off against The Sinister Seven (Carnage included). But the nearby lightning storm from the Zues Wonder Woman battle a little ways away scares Megalon so bad, that he loses his bunghole grip and sprays poo all over the battlefield. Only Gilleus, Nightwing, Cap, Electro, Carnage, and Vulture survive the Hershey Squirt onslaught.

Zeus finishes his fight with Wonder Woman by putting a lightning bolt through her eye and ensures that we have smelled and heard the last girl fart of the match. Darkseid gets revenge for his frenemy Wonder Woman by taking a power dump down Zeus' throat.

Zod blows his powerful breath at the pile of Megalon feces which sends toxic poop icicles into the skull of Carnage.

Jay Garrick then begins running around the massive poop pile so quickly that it creates a poop tornado strong enough to kill Megalon once the particles go up his nostrils and infect his Kaiju brain.

Cap and Nightwing have to clean poop speckles off of their shield and birdarangs so they can throw them straight, but once they do, they manage to hit both Electro and Vulture with killing blows to the temple.

Professor Xavier is so offended by this grotesque and terribly written match that he loses control and mindblocks Dakseid, Zod, and Jay Garrick, although the power of the three overpowers his mutant brain causing it to explode out of his head and making his butt explode wet turds into his wheelchair.

As the match comes to a close Captain America turns to his partner Nightwing and says: “Poop”.