The Striders of Rohan Vs. Be Gentle It's My First TIme

The Striders of Rohan are Wolverine (w/ a red lantern ring), Jedi Master #1, 5-8, Fedayeen #1, and Samwise Gamgee (w/ a blue lantern ring).

Be Gentle It's My First Time is Task Master (w/ a yellow lantern ring) and Gohan.


Josh's apartment is an absolute wreck (I mean, worse than usual). As if four kids wasn't enough to destroy a groudy, Westland apartment try a bunch of super heroes getting rowdy and trying to kill each other. Josh's sick VHS collection, wicked CD collection, and all of the vintage action figures on the wall have been destroyed by this epic close quarters, melee battle between Gentle and The Striders. The monetary loss of all of Josh's belongings is intense and could even be upwards of seven dollars.

The Jedi Masters, whose Force powers are at a maximum as they are all at the end of their lives, which were spent devoted to the Jedi art of The Force lead the attack against Gohan with Blue Lantern Sam and Steve the Fedayeen joining them. Gohan is trying to go Super Saiyan, but he can't because every time he starts to scream, the women in the apartment below start knocking on the door telling him to quiet down. Gohan is able to crack the necks of Sam and Steve though, simply with some swift anime spin kicks, before the Jedi Masters combine and focus their Force powers on Gohan, bringing his power level almost down to zero. But Gohan goes back, trying to pump his power level back up and blows the minds of all the Jedi Masters accept J.M. #1 who draws inward and stay alive. The sole surviving Jedi cuts off the head of the exhausted Gohan, but is then stabbed in the back from the blade of Taskmaster who is about to square off against Wolverine.....

A pitched battle commences as Wolverine with his claws and Taskmaster with his sword move towards each other at breakneck speed. At first Wolverine is on the offensive, but Taskmaster quickly adapts and perfects Logan's technique and turns the tides. Taskmaster has a few scratches on him, but has landed several blows on Wolverine that would debilitate a normal combatant. Wolvie on the other hand barely seems slowed by them though. Taskmaster goes in for a killing blow headshot, but Wolverine manages to use his samurai training, rather than his typical brawling technique to partially duck out of the way just in time. Wolverine, then takes advantage of the over-zealous attack and delivers his claws into the under-side of Taskmaster's chin. Up close and personal now, Wolverine whispers: “Decent copycat, but there is only one guy who is the best at what I do, Bub”......