A Bippen Battle (Striders of Rohan vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes)

Popeyes: Fastbak, Dr. Light, Cheetah, Namor, Namor's Griffin, Power Man (4 Death), Iron Fist (4 Death), Jessica Jones (4 Death), Sebastian Shaw, Dr. Doom, Reptile, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, Goro, Tigger (4 Death), Eeore (4 Death), Rabbit, Piglet, Bret "The Hitman" Hart (4 Death), Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (4 Death), Zodack

Striders: Azula w/ Red Lantern Ring, Rage w/ Red Lantern Ring, T-2 (4 deaths), T-3 (4 death), Abeloth, Steppenwolf w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Winter Soldier w/ Green Lantern Ring, Gothmog the Balrog, 4 Rainbow Six Siege Vanilla Attack Operators, Hellboy, Baron Zemo w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Moff Gideon w/ Dark Saber, Dark Troopers #1-5, Mandalorian #1-5, Balrog #1a, Agent 47, Mew, Mewtwo 

    

    The Southern Air Temple wasn’t inhabited for many years.  That is until Affirmative Action Popeyes lead by the courageous Tigger decided to post up there.  Although uninhabited the word spread quickly that The Southern Air temple was under new control.  Winter Soldier and the other members of the Striders of Rohan did not take kindly to the news.  The Striders knew what had to be done and that was to whoop some squatter ass. 

The Striders of Rohan although eager to rush to the top of the temple they knew they would have to form a plan.  Even though they be squatting, they also do be boxin out here.  With the strategist that the Striders had a bulletproof plan was imminent.  This strategy was led by the likes of Azula, Ash, and Thermite.  The plan was ready but as taking head count before battle they had noticed Agent 47 missing as he always likes to work alone.  

The plan was set and the Striders ran to the entrance of the temple.  At the entrance they are met by a dead body.  It was none other than Kung Lao, but something was different.  None of the Striders seemed to be able to figure it out, that is until Hellboy lets out a laugh and says “dis boy ain't got no clothes on.”  As they all burst into laughter Reptile comes out of nowhere and dismembers Sledge and Glaz in one combo.  An all out battle ensues.

Gothmog the Balrog lets out a giant screech signaling shit is about to go DAHN.  Mew and Mewtwo quickly enter the temple where they are met by Johnny Cage himself.  Mewtwo instantly hits Johnny Cage with a psystrike and he is badly wounded.  That move wasn't enough as Johnny Cage knows its a last resort and combos up a fatality onto mew ripping the pour mew in half.  As it wasn’t bad enough being ripped in half, he used mew like a puppet.  Mewtwo following the rules of pokemon knew it wasn’t his turn to attack so he could not defend the pour mew.  T-3 and T-2 show up just as this was happening and blow away the wounded Johnny Cage with ease.  Little did they know sitting in the background was Dr.Light.  He was slowly working up an illusion to distract the infiltrating Striders.  He was able to deceive T-2 into thinking Mewtwo and T-3 were his enemies, so as he do he beat them to death with the closest broomstick (not as cool as a john wick pencil kill but pretty impressive).  

All while this is happening on the other side of the temple a fight including hellboy, azula, and rage begins to cause some serious destruction to the building.     They are shocked by the pure speed of Fastbak and Cheetah.  They have nothing else to do besides try to destroy what they cannot see.  This allowed Namor to shove a trident through the backs of rage and hellboy.  Azula filled with rage starts to burn everything in the surrounding area, killing fastback and cheetah as they are burned more than a ginger in the sun.  

Tigger knew his defeat was coming but had one last resort.  He had to send out the big guns and that he did.  “Dr.Doom has entered the chat” Tigger says while laughing maniacally.  Dr.Doom instantly takes down the Rainbow six team who was leading the Dark Troopers into battle.  Abeloth and Steppenwold finally decided to step in and let the children quit playing.  The Bringer of pure chaos vs the bringer of Doom.  Who will win? Find out next week on dragonball z.

*one week later* The fight resumes Dr.Doom gave it all he got, banishing the nearby Moff Gideon as he just wanted another kill on the board because Steppenwolf and Abeloth are too strong for Dr.Doom himself as Tigger did not give him a team to suffice this battle.  Namor and Sebastian Shaw work together to take down Steppenwolf.  Although wielding a lantern ring his power wasn't enough to hold the strength of Shaw and Namor together.  Winter Soldier rushes to aid his fallen comrade but is met by Goro and Shang Tsung.  This turned into an all out side scrolling boxing match where it lasted as long as the Jake Paul vs Askren fight.  Goro emerged victorious leaving nothing but the dead bodies of his enemy and teammate.  Goro, Namor and Shaw are beaten down and have no help.  That is what they think at least.

Iron Fist sitting side by side with Tigger and Kung Lao watching.  Jessica Jones is also there nagging that she is the only female left.  With her powers backed by feminism and whatever the hell she wants to believe in she takes down the 5 mandalorian sent by Striders.  She may have jumped to conclusion to quickly (what a surprise) *haha woman jokes* and is met by Gothmog the Balrog as Balrog throws one quick swipe at her and she is decimated.  Iron fist knew this wasn’t going to end well and ran away to Hell's Kitchen.   

All that sits atop the temple is Tigger and Kung Lao.  Tigger sits there in fear as he sees he made a grave mistake trying to take over the uninhabited temple.  Tigger, about to speak, is met by fiber wire being wrapped around his neck and is taken down.  The striders sit in confusion as to what had happened.  Kung Lao then shows himself tipping his cap.  He then removes his cap revealing the identity of Agent 47 the true master of disguise.