Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins

 Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Avatar Aang, General Zod, Ursa, Cyborg Superman (w/ Yellow Lantern Ring), Kalibak, Shazam, Avatar Alex:  The Last Fart Bender (w/ Final Use of Broccoli), Wedge Antilles in his X-Wing, Zaheer, The Shining Force:  Max (w/ The Chaos Breaker, A White Ring, & an Indigo Lantern Ring), Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo Musashi, Luke, Gort, Zylo (w/ Shower of Cure), Blue (w/ Speed Ring), Tarasu (w/ Glock Model 40), & Jogurt, Red Robin (w/ double Orange Lightsaber), Mas y Menos (w/ Twin Glock 27s), Tom Brady (in The Hulk Buster Iron Man Suit), & 5 Honored Matres.

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Avatar Korra, The Sentry, Katara, Desna & Eska, Bolin, The 12 Guardian Knights, The Ancient One, Quicksilver, Indigo One & Monk, El Diablo, Kyle and Zachary Houslander:  Young Jedi Knights in 2 Jedi Starfighters, Uruk Hai #12-15, & Zombie #18-20.

It is a clear day with the winds blowing heavily here at the hallowed ground known as The Air Temple.  In an attempt to gain the high ground, both teams have situated themselves on high mountain tops, traveling ever closer to one another.  The fliers and Air Benders are having little difficulty moving upwards, but some of the other troops on both sides are not faring quite as well.  Personally with people having rosters of two hundred people, why anyone would play a character that isn't from Avatar or that can't fly in this match is a little on the not thought out side; but it is what it do Yugi.

At the highest point of the highest mountain near the Air Temple a battle of the ages is about to begin.  Only two combatants, Aang and Korra stare each other down, knowing that this one on one battle would decide who was truly the greater of the two Avatars.  The pitched battle begins; but we shall revisit that later.  

It is only fitting that the speedsters would be the first to find each other in what is sure to be a fast paced match even for those without super speed.  Mas Y Menos and Quicksilver start doing a bunch of stuff that I can't really see, because they are doing it so fast.  Quicksilver seems to have the superior speed even with the twins tightly gripping each other's hands and in perfect unison.  They begin running directly at one another with both sides proclaiming some sort of battle cry that I do not understand because I don't speak Spanish or Eastern European whatever.  Quicksilver bends into a charging position but the much smaller Mas and Menos go low, tripping the mutant, or Avenger, or Inhuman, or whatever Quicksilver is in Marvel this week, sending him flying off the mountain, plummeting to his doom.  Desna comes in for some swift revenge; by flinging some good Ol' H2O at the speedy twins; but they dodge it initially and pull their twin Glock Forties Ludicrous style planting two bullets in Desna's head.  The blast of the guns send the little guys not only off the mountain but to the FFL Graveyard as well.  

The Ancient One is followed closely by the Indigo Lantern powerhouses Indigo One and Monk with some Uruk Hai and Zombies pulling up the rear as they move towards the entire Shining Force which has taken up a defensive position in a small grassy outcropping free of land effect.  The Zombies begin to feast the dragon meat of poor baby Blue, and have some Jogurt for desert; but Musashi gets pissed and makes some short work of all three of them with his Katana before the brain freeze kicks in.  Torasu pulls out his Glock and turns it to the side yelling "screw this healing crap, I'm a blast you fools" as he pumps out 18 rounds of 10 MM into the four Uruk Hai, sending the little Priest flying off of the mountain from the blast of his own Glock (I know, I know, I already used that gag; well I'm using it again alright).  Indigo One and Monk mow through the good defense and high hit points of Zylo and Musashi, while Anri and Alef fail to impress The Ancient One with magic despite their mastery of Freeze and Bolt.  The three Assasins then form up and defend against the axe attacks of Gort and Luke, before sending them plummeting off the cliff as well.  Tao grabs hold of her Demon Rod, casting Blaze 4, which much to the surprise of Indigo One burns Monk to a crisp.  Indigo One wants quick revenge; but instead gets a taste of the Chaos Breaker through her heart.  Max and Tao, standing tall after their victories form up with Domingo flying behind them ready to cast Freeze 4, Desoul or both; but The Ancient One flies in fast and casts a vicious spell that wipes out the remaining Shining Force members for good.  

Kyle and Zack patrol the area in their Jedi Starfighters keeping a tight side by side formation; when an X-Wing comes out of thin air and blasts them both with a pair of photon torpedos.  Kyle and Zack may be excellent pilots, with Jedi reflexes; but there is only one Wedge Antilles.  Both of the Young Jedi Knights eject from their craft and land safely atop a mountain where they are met by The Last Fart Bender:  Alex Houslander.  The two brothers attempt to hit him with a joint force push, but Alex air bends it out of the way.  Alex then smiles and says:  "Hmmmm....  Bruh.  Bop time" as he pops an enormous piece of broccoli into his mouth then turns around pointing his butt in their general direction.  Alex unleashes a fart so epic that it makes him the first ever Avatar to simultaneously air bend (through a mound of feces), water bend (cuz check them pants for did-ahrrea), earth bend (I felt it move), lava bend (the plasma in them underwear), swamp bend (did I mention the plasma in them underwear), fire bend (it burnt off my eyebrows), sand bend (turned it to glass tho), and metal bend (cuz that fart was pure gold) all at the same time.  This massive fart took out the whole landscape and ended the lives of all three Houslanders involved.  

Eska, Bolin, and El Diablo have taken on the full competitive bending stance as a water, earth, and fire trio, when they are confronted by the likes of Red Robin and Tom Brady in his massive Hulk Buster Suit.  The GOAT is quickly thrown off guard by the bending trio who hit him with a flurry of hits causing the bulky suit to become unbalanced.  Tom gets a mini rocket off before the benders disable his suit and send him flipping off the mountain, high fives commence; but the rocket hits Bolin right between the eyes ending the celebration.  Red Robin moves in directly afterwards decapitating El Diablo; but Eska splashes Red Robin over the edge of the cliff.  Tim Drake, sends a perfectly aimed orange lightsaber through the heart of Eska causing the water bender to join him in death.  

Cyborg Superman leads Kalibak, Shazam, and a crew of Honored Matres against the dozen Guardian Knights of Cybertron.  The Honored Matres move first in an attempt to keep the Guardian Knights from forming a Gestalt using time forgotten tactics developed by the Sorceresses' of Rossack to battle the evil thinking machines that plagued them.  This works momentarily, but the Honored Matres numbers are too few.  The Guardian Knights destroy all five of them and then merge to form Dragonstorm.  The three DC Combatants look like flies zipping around the massive Transformer Combiner; but they don't hit like flies and aren't nearly as easy to swat.  Dragonstorm manages to come down hard with a double-fisted punch that annihilates the extremely durable Kalibak; but this attack leaves a major hole in the the defenses of the Gestalt which Cyborg Supes and Shazam take immediate advantage of with blasts of lightning, heat vision, yellow energy, and building leveling fists from the duo that leave a pile of dust where Dragonstorm once stood.  

Zod and Ursa have taken flight and are zipping through the air at amazing speeds with their pal Zaheer doing his best to keep up.  They come upon Katara and her more than capable companion The Sentry.  Katara begins to splash them, but Ursa fights through the water and punches her head clean off.  The childlike Sentry gets beyond pissed about this outrage as he had begun to fall in love with Katara because that is what every male (except Saka of course (recognize)) who seems to meet her does.  The Sentry uses all of his knock off Kryptonian powers to rip the real Kryptonian Ursa apart; but then becomes a scorched skeleton as Zod hits him with an extremely potent shot of heat vision and then blows away the ash.  

The pitched battle between Aang and Korra rages on........

Despite being angered by the death of Ursa, the military mind of General Zod kicks in and he orders the remaining Dino-Mites to form up.  They go on a search and destroy mission for the remaining Assassins but are none too happy to meet up with The Ancient One along the way.  Zaheer, anxious to prove himself flies in fast towards The Ancient One sending a huge thrust of air in her direction.  The Ancient One simply evades the attack as if she was stepping aside from a minor gust of wind and delivers a blast of magic to Zaheer that sends him spiraling out of control and out of the match.  The Ancient One targets Cyborg Superman next, with a magical spell causing him to become flightless and which rips his metal body apart from that which was once natural.  A smirk comes to the face of The Ancient One who directs her gaze at Zod and says:  "I'm sorry to say that my powers are very useful against members of the Kryptonian race".  Shazam looks over at Zod as well saying:  "I feel like we knew that, did we know that"??  "We knew that".  Zod answers as he flies toward The Ancient One at nearly the speed of light and delivers an upper cut to her chin that even the best magic didn't have time to stop.

As two tired, yet determined Avatars battle for dominance a mutual respect has grown between the combatants.  A respect that has developed only along with the full realization that this match does not end until one of them is defeated.  Bending feats and acrobatic perfection like I have never quite witnessed abounds with neither fighter coming out on top; when the two Avatars realize that only a test of their sheer power will end this contest.  They both take in a breath of quick meditation and enter the Avatar state before they each focus one hundred percent of their power directly at one another.  Aang reaches his limit as he falls over from the exertion, passing out and going unconscious, while not realizing that Korra has done the same, but has fallen over in death........