Be Gentle : Kaliback, Kratos and Artreus, Gow 1-3, The Colonial Marines (Sgt.Apone, Cpl, Hicks, Lt, Gorman, Drake, Bishop, Ferro, Dietrich, Frost, Spunkmeyer, Crowe, Weirzbowski, Trey Burke), Killa, 5 Dark Troopers, 10 forerunners
House Elves : Iron Man, Red She Hulk, Firelord Sozin, Mike Tyson, Shredder, Dick Tracy, Paw Patrol (Chase, Marshall, Rubble, Zuma, Sky, Rocky, Ryder, Everest, Tracker), Prince Andrew, Jeffrey Epstein, Mako, Airbender #4, Jeep Wrangler, The General Lee, Covid 19 gun, and a Mr Meeseecks box
This short folk tale begins with the Paw Patrol breakin da law. Speeding through Onnett with all the members of the paw patrol crammed into a jeep wrangler. As they make their way through the woods and roads the begin to feel stalked. As they are driving a mine all the sudden explodes blowing up the jeep wrangler and the paw patrol. It was none other than Killa trying to get his Mike Vick on. Little did Killa know he was being watched himself. He cowardly calls for reinforcements.
In the distance was Jeffrey Epstein who was watch the paw patrol to find out how they attract a young audience. He gives the news to the rest of his team who were out doing boppin shit. Mike Tyson decided to take vengeance on Killa hitting him with an ungodly combo killing him right on the spot. Following up was Iron Man and the Red She Hulk. Who got their right as the entire squad of Be Gentle lead by Artreus and Kratos.
A battle quickly ensued....
Iron Man and the Red She Hulk quickly wiped out the Forerunners that had arrived. Kaliback enranged began to fight Iron Man. Iron man said "You think you can take on the real Man of Steel"
Kaliback cringed but laughed and fought until he was able to decapitate Iron Man. He then turned to She Hulk. Who tried to flee but it was too late. Kaliback was able to jump on top of her. Kaliback had the upper hand until Mike Tyson came in and hit yet another combo. Killing the son of Darkseid.
During this fight in came the The General Lee with Mako, Air Bender #4 and Prince Andrew. Makos mission was to protect the prince but he needed to come to aid his comrades and brought the Prince with him. Air Bender #4 quickly ran to the fight just to be taken out by a young Artreus.
Mako began to fight after seeing his air bender friend being struck down. He quickly begins to firebend and lights the Young Artreus on fire. Being young and because kids are stupid he runs around until he is burned to death. During all this Prince Andrew hid in the General Lee with his Covid 19 gun.
Fire Lord Sozin was watching and was impressed with Makos firebending skills. Impressed he comes to give his praise to Mako but the rest of Be Gentle began their attack. Sozin and Mako quickly began their defense but it wasn't enough for a pissed of God Killer. Kratos quickly kills both Mako and Sozin with his blades of chaos.
Shredder was able to fend off the Colonial Marines with ease with little help of Dick Tracy who was instantly shot in the head.
All that was left of the Gentle squad was Kratos and his Dark Troppers.
She hulk flew into action taking out some dark troopers along the side of shredder. They had the upper hand until Kratos jumped onto the back of she hulk with the chaos blades bringing her down to the ground. Kratos got his ground and pound game on and beat her into nothing. Kratos then jumps up to the old shredder. He starts to walk him down. Shredder tripping on to bush screams "please don't kill me."
Kratos thinking he was gonna end it until an untouched Mike Tyson walks out of the bushes and says with his lisp "I ain't hear no bell" and begins to combo up Kratos. Kratos shocked because he has never been hit with such force. In the end it was to much for Kratos and Mike Tyson killed him and bit off his ear as a trophy of the battle.
Both hiding in the General Lee were Epstein and Prince Andrew but the Prince accidentally fired his covid gun. They were both not following the CDC guidelines and dropped dead.
3 comments:
House Elves win!
Survivors Mike Tyson and Shredder
Haha. Tyson putting on a clinic!
Nice bruh
Good stuff Crack Frank!!
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