Week 2: Barkley's vs TEAM

 Barkley’s

Omni Man, Thokk, Thrall, Invincible, and Allen the Alien, Cyborg Superman, Agatha Harkness, Ant Man and the Wasp, Alfred (4 Death) w/ Green Lightsaber, Jedi Padawans #8-#10 (all 4 Death)

TEAM

Ness, Dave Parks Prime, Dave’s Custom Model T, Old Man Parks, Thor, Brightburn, Kefka, Hutch Mansell, Josh w/ Green Lantern Ring, Alex w/ Air Bending Staff, Chris w/ Loki’s Sceptre, Kyle w/ Air Bending Staff, Zack w/ Air Bending Staff, Dave w/ Wii Remote, Frank w/ Red Lantern Ring, Ethan w/ Force Saber, Conner w/ Speed Ring, Ed w/ Mandolorain Armor, Laya w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Spencer, Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, Steven Segal

The FFL Crew were all loaded onto a tour bus taking a scenic ride around Onnett. Iconic resident Ness was showing them around his town when Omni Man appeared above the town with Battle Beast, Thrall, Invincible, and Allen the Alien. The bus slammed on the brakes and the FFL crew piled out ready to defend the town. Muhammad Ali, Mike Tyson, and Steven Segal were all in a gym practicing their moves when they heard the commotion outside and when they walked out they found Jedi Padawans #8-#10 lost in the town. After opening some whoop ass on a bunch of little kids the three made their way towards the town center. 

Dave Parks Prime and Old Man Parks were on a Sunday cruise in the Model T when Alfred jumped on and split the car down the middle and Dave Prime was caught in the slice. Old Man Parks started having Nam flashbacks and could only hear Fortunate Son playing in his mind. He unloaded his M16 on Alfred and his lightsaber was of little help. Screaming “They’re in the Trees” into the sky the grizzled vet started sprinting around town shooting anything that moved. 

Back in the center a vicious battle was underway. The FFL crew was hunkered down and the area was taking heavy damage. TEAM received backup from Thor, Brightburn, and Kefka, while Cyborg Superman, Agatha Harkness, Ant Man and the Wasp showed up for Barkley’s. In all the dust and debris Alex, Kyle, Zack, Dave, Ethan, and Spencer were crushed, but Team was able to take out Agatha, Thokk, Thrall, and Allen. The only thing keeping the rest of the FFL crew alive was the lantern rings and their defensive posturing. Ant man and the Wasp had snuck in closer before going to full size right next to Ed and Laya. Ed was able to take a hit or two which allowed Laya to kill the Wasp, but Ant Man crushed Ed in his hands. 

Ali, Tyson, and Segal met up with Hutch and while making their way to the center they were attacked by Old Man Parks who began gunning for them. While they were fighting, Thor and Brightburn were hurled in their direction by Cyborg Superman. Superman realized that he was now surrounded by enemies and began rampaging on the easy targets. Thor and Brightburn did their best to help the others but they didn’t stand a chance. Bright Burn was getting a beat down, but Thor took the time to overcharge the Cyborg and he blew up, killing Brightburn with him. 

Back in the center there was pure carnage. Omni Man and Invincible ripped Kefka, Laya, Chris, and Ness into pieces. Frank opened up his pure rage and destroyed Ant Man. He then picked up Loki’s Scepter and drove it through Invincible. Omni Man grabbed Frank and showed him rage he couldn’t have imagined until all that was left was some red goo. At that point he flew high into the sky before turning back around and crashing through the planet causing the equivalent explosion of a hundred nuclear bombs finishing off the rest of the TEAM roster.