Sunday, March 20, 2022

Week 1: Bubbles vs. Shorties

 Bubbles: Anakin Skywalker w/ yellow lantern ring, Ahsoka Tano w/ star sapphire ring, Sandtrooper on Dewback, Rebel Soldiers #12-14 (final death for #12-13)


Shorties: Yoda w/ white lantern ring and dwarf ring #5, Duncan Idaho w/ double-bladed red and purple lightsaber in a T-16 Sky-Hopper, Earth Bender #5 w/ red lightsaber in Ratts Tyrelle’s Pod, Earth Bender #6 w/ blue lightsaber and starman from Mario


Skyguy and Ahsoka rush into Jabba’s Palace, ready to finally rid Tatooine of its retched crime boss. Anakin yells “IT’S OVER JAB…” but stops when he realizes Jabba no longer sits at the throne. Instead, a familiar face sits at the oversized chair, “Expect me, you did not.” At his right stands a tall Duncan Idaho who now wields the weapon of a force wielder.


Meanwhile outside, the Sandtrooper and Rebel Soldiers were met by the Earth Benders #5 and #6 who quickly bent the sand to make the Dinomites drown in sand, along with all the vehicles. The Earth Benders now walk back into the Palace and meet with the rest of the crew in the throne room. Skyguy speaks to Yoda, “What are you doing? This isn’t the Jedi way!” Yoda responds calmly, “The Jedi way, you speak of. What of Padme?” Anakin quickly becomes flustered and infuriated, “You don’t speak of her!” Yoda replies, “Your judgment, emotions cloud.” Anakin finally has had enough and jumps at the Grand Master.


As Anakin moves towards Yoda, he realizes his yellow lantern ring is not powering him up. “Fear you, I do not.” says Yoda. Instead, Anakin goes for the two Earth Benders and mows through them like younglings. Although, he didn’t enjoy it as much since they weren’t little kids he was killing. Meanwhile, Duncan Idaho moves towards the padawan. Unfortunately for him, he is not as skilled in the use of lightsabers as is the form four wielding badass AHSOKA TANOOOOOO. She shreds through Idaho with such amazing acrobats that he wasn’t able to counter. 


All that stands is the Grand Master against Skyguy and his padawan. Anakin is still not being powered by his yellow lantern ring since Yoda fears not of Anakin, but instead Yoda is becoming more powerful with his white lantern ring. Anakin is a very formidable fighter and holds his own for a while against the great Yoda, but in the end Yoda moves too quickly for Anakin to counter and ends with a blade in his back. Yoda leans over and says to Anakin “Destroy the Jedi order, you will not.” And as he finishes his sentence, he calmly accepts death from Ahsoka Tano, knowing he at least prevented the sith from gaining their most valuable asset. In his last words, he says to Ahsoka, “Form four, you have mastered. A bad bitch, you have become.”

2 comments:

Doctor's Madhouse said...

Bubbles Win!

Bubbles: Ahsoka Tano sole survivor

Shorties: All dead

Josh the Commish said...

Doing Duncan Dirty...... He has forgotten more about swordsmanship than Ahsoka will ever know. Ha!!

Seriously though... Great match Zack!! And nice win Champ.