Week 1: Crack Danks vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes

Crack Danks: Mace Windu, 

The Chicken from Family guy w/ a Force Saber,  

and Cole MacGrath

Affirmative Action Popeyes: The Bad Batch: Crosshair, 

Wrecker, Tech, Echo and Hunter, and Iroh

The battle starts out with Affirmative Action Popeyes already inside of Jabba’s Palace patiently waiting on Crack Danks to arrive. Popeyes has already set up a strong defense inside of the Throne Room inside of Jabba’s palace, Wrecker has set up explosives at the bottom of the stairs that enter the Throne Room while the rest of the Bad Batch is set up in defensive positions. Iroh is meditating in the center of the Throne Room on the floor. 

Crack Danks has arrived at Jabba's Palace and proceeds down the stairs to enter the Throne Room, once they reach the bottom of the stairs Wrecker sets off his explosives. Windu and The Chicken brace themselves and after a second of bracing themselves they realize they have not been damaged, they look up and see that Cole MacGrath has absorbed all the fire from the explosives which only makes him stronger. This shocks the Bad batch as they’ve never seen something like that before. The Bad Batch then proceed to open fire on Crack Danks from their defensive positions. Mace and The Chicken use their Sabers to deflect the blasts to defensive positions while Cole runs to the nearest table and flips it over to defense but while he was running to the table Crosshair hits him in the thigh damaging Cole. Cole uses his newly absorbed energy to make a napalm Grenade and throws it to where Hunter was stationed and kills the Bad Batch member. Cole uses the rest of his stored up energy to heal himself while in cover. 

The Chicken charges Echo while deflecting shots with his force saber and cuts Echo in half. This angers Wrecker and he proceeds to sprint and tackle The Chicken from behind. Wrecker kicks The Chicken’s Force Saber away, The Chicken and The Wrecker have a long drawn out fist fight using random items throughout the Throne Room, much like a fight between The Chicken and Peter Griffin, eventually Wrecker over powers The Chicken and grabs a stool, breaks a leg off the stool and shoves it through The Chicken’s eye killing him. 

While this Chicken and Wrecker fight was going on Cole has heals himself, but is now out of absorbed energy. Cole runs towards Tech and sucks the electrical energy out of Tech’s visor and various other electronic gadgets. Cole uses this new energy to shock Tech to death. Cole then sucks the electrical energy out of Echo’s cyborg parts of his body and does the same thing that was done to Tech. Cole then shoots multiple lightning shots at Iroh but he absorbs and deflects every single one with ease. Cole sees The Chicken’s Force Saber on the ground and picks it up, he absorbs all off its energy and this maxes out Cole’s energy absorption capacity. Just as he finishes absorbing it, Iroh hits Cole with a lightning blasts, this is too much energy in Cole’s body and thus kills him.

While Iroh and Cole were fighting, Mace Windu had snuck up behind Crosshair and cuts his head off with his Saber. Mace then sees The Chicken get a stool leg shoved through his eye, Mace runs towards Wrecker and stabs him in the chest with his saber. 

Now all that’s left is Mace and Iroh, they both recognize their fighting abilities and give each other nods of respect and then they proceed to battle. Iroh starts off with a fire blast that Mace dodges, then Iroh shoots a blast of lightning at Mace but he uses his Light Saber to absorb the blast. Mace then charges and does a flurry of attacks at Iroh that the fire bender dodges, but he realizes that the Jedi is much quicker than he is. Eventually, after a long battle, Mace eventually is able to slash both of Iroh’s ACLs with his saber, bringing The Dragon of the West to his knees. Mace then gives Iroh a clean warrior’s death. Finally allowing Iroh to get back with his son in the afterlife.