Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Sigmaz

 Dolla 49 McRib is: The Anti-Monitor, Doomsday, Bizarro Superman, Omega, The JSA: The Spectre, Dr. Midnight, Hourman, Starman, & Mr. Terrific, The Sentry, Dr. Fate, Darth Malak, Count Dooku, Fin Fang Foom, Broly, Harkonen Soldier #1-10, Chattari Leviathon #1-3, & Green Martian #1.

The Sigmaz are:  The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Jason, Billy, Zack, Kimberly, & Trini, Zordon, Master Hand, Asura, The Dinobots: Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Slag, & Swoop, Sixshot, Azula, Tai Lee, & Mai in The Landmaster, The Grand Inquisitor, The 7th Sister w/ ID9, The 8th Brother, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:  Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello, that make up the team with one other fellow Raphael: All packing Glocks in The Party Wagon, Casey Jones, Scorpnonk w/ Lord Zarack, Link (w/ Ancient Armor) on his motorcycle, Daruk (w/ Dusk Claymore), Urbosa, Mipha, & Rivali (w/ Topaz Rod).

If there is a bright enter of the universe, we are the planet that is farthest from.  Welcome to Tatooine ladies and gents, the place with two sons attached to it; but nobody has enough money to pay child support for either one of them.  Hope you don't hate sand, because this stuff is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets it everywhere.   

The Jundland wastes are not to be traveled lightly; but it doesn't seem to be bothering either of these squads as they hold back nothing to start the skirmish.  The dunes erupt as numerous different battles start taking place all over the landscape.  The four sages of Hyrule form up; but The McRibs do not take their power for granted for even a second.  The Anti-Monitor crushes Daruk along with his long, thin bladed Dusk Claymore, Fin Fang Foom does the same to Revali and his Topaz Rod, while the much smaller Urbosa and Mipha are taken out by The Spectre and Bizarro Superman.  The McRibs celebrate their victory; but do not realize that the sacrifice made by the sages was not just a selfless one; but a mission with purpose.  As the four sages die, they pass their powers on to Link, making him the best possible version of himself.

With his new found power, Link leads Zordon and Casey Jones against the 10 Harkonenen soldiers and despite being outnumbered make short work of the well trained Geidi Prime brutes.

Asura and Omega decide to take their eternal war to a different, cosmic realm of existence which worked out great for me, because I didn't know how to write either one of them.  

Master Hand answers the age old philosophical question by showing us the sound of one hand clapping a Green Martian, while Six Shot and the enormous Scorpononk join forces to take out the 3 Chattari Leviathon.  

Broly starts boxing with five good looking teenagers who decide that fisticuffs aren't enough to handle this cat, so they do declare it to be MORPHIN TIME.  The red, blue, black, pink, and yellow Rangers make for a much more formidable fighting squad against Broly, who still manages to keep them at bay.  The Power Rangers find that their melee weapons are not strong enough to take out Broly; so they drop back and forming their red sword, yellow spears, blue blades, black axe, and pink bow and arrows to create the Morphin Gun which falls into the hands of Jason the Red Ranger allowing him to combine their weapon's powers and blow Broly to bits.  

Sixshot and The Dinobots are working together to battle The Sentry and Dr. Fate over Beggar's Canyon, while crimson lightsabers ignite as the three Inquisitors bounce around an old krayt dragon skeleton to attack the two Sith Lords Malack and Tyrannus.  The two Inquisitorious members, follow their Grand Inquisitor leader exactly as planned; but their connection to The Force and their lightsaber swordsmanship both fall short of the two Sith Lords, as Count Dooku runs through the former Temple Guard and Grand Inquisitor, leaving the other two to fall to the Form 3 defense of Darth Malack.  Snarl delivers his triceratops horn directly through the chest of Dr. Fate; but The Sentry manages to blast himself into the center of Slag, not only extinguishing his Spark; but also using the dead dinobot as an enormous weapon to take out the wings of Swoop casuing him to crash down into the dunes.  It takes every bit of power he can muster for Grimlock, the leader of the Dinobots to weaken The Sentry with the laser from inside his massive jaw.  Grimlock finishes him off by bringing his jaw back closed, putting his razor sharp, Cybertronian metal teeth through the super hero.       

Azula and Tai Lee flank both sides of Doomsday, as Mai comes straight towards the grey, alien powerhouse behind the wheel of The Landmaster.  The Landmaster's lasers have little affect on Doomsday, so Mai attempts to leap over him in the Star Fox vehicle; but Doomsday leaps into the air and meets The Landmaster head on, smashing the vehicle into a cube and crushing Mai inside.  Azula and Tai Lee swiftly move in towards Doomsday, fighting in unison to avenge their friend; but the fire benders, despite their fighting prowess are no match for Doomsday who crushes both of their bodies, one in each hand.     

The Party Wagon runs right over Mr. Terrific, while Mikey and Raph turn their wrists sideways and bust some caps into the dome of Hourman with their Glocks.  Starman blasts the Party Wagon, blowing it sideways into the sand; but the Turtles leap out and take care of him and Dr. Midnight the old fashioned ninja way.  

Both squads regroup after the first round of battles and then quickly set back out to find their next skirmish.  Zordon breaks off from both The Power Rangers and his homeboy Link who he had previously been been fighting under and finds himself confronted with the much more powerful Spectre.  The five Power Rangers are also taken aback by the sheer size of Fin Fang Foom.  Bizarro Superman proves to be more than a handful as he destroys the Master of The Super Smash Bros. games, while Grimlock leads the remaining Dinobots and Sixshot against The Anti-Monitor.  The Ninja Turtles, sans their totalled van yell "Cowabunga" as they team up with their old buddy Casey Jones and Link to move against Dooku and his fellow Sith Lord Malack.  Doomsday, despite his size disadvantage, requests no help as he saunters slowly over to the Decepticon city known as Scorpononk.  

Zordon sees that he is no match for The Spectre; but before he allows himself to be defeated he casts The Spectre into the same frozen dimension in which he was previously a prisoner.  Sacrificing his own freedom to eliminate The Spectre from the match. 

With the sandy ground shaking under the massive feet of Fin Fang Foom, The Power Rangers realize that they are not in the current state of power to take on a foe of that size.  Thus it is time to call upon their Dino-Zords.  In order, they are called out by:

Zack:  MASTODON

Kimberly:  PTERADACTYL

Billy:  TRICERATOPS

Trini:  SABERTOOTH TIGER

Jason:  TYRANASAURUS

Fin Fang Foom now finds himself surrounded by five massive Dino-Zords; but none of them singularly as strong as the 17 Story tall Fin Fang Foom.  This battle rages on for some time, before the Power Ranger leader Jason calls upon his fellow Rangers to merge their Zords into one to create the Megazord.  Once merged, the massive Megazord starts punching the Foomster with some haymakers that could level the twin towers with enough force to actually knock building 7 down with them.  Fin still keeps ticking though.  And it isn't until the Megazord puts some space between them and Fang that they are able to charge up their ultimate blast weapon and put Fin Fang Foom out of commission.  

A pitched battle has ensued between the Ninja Turtles, who have emptied their Glocks to no avail against a pair of red lightsabers and are now back to the weapons Splinter learned em on.  They are joined by the sword and shield and hockey stick and baseball bat wielding duo of Link and Casey Jones in their battle against Lord Malack and Count Dooku.  Dooku dispatches Casey Jones, and Malack does the same to Donatello as the blood begins to shed in this skirmish.  Leo and Link give each other a nod, to acknowledge that this side quest is going to need a bit more intelligence to conquer these laser sword wielding combatants.  Raphael backs up Leo as Mikey backs Link.  The duos work together, yet independently as Leo and Raph engage Dooku and Link and Mikey to Malack.  Link and Malack match blades first, with Mikey searching for a spot to jump in with his nunchuks.  Malack is able to Force push Michelangelo with such ferocity that it sends the Turtle into a rock outcropping breaking his neck; but Link swings his Master Sword swiftly, finding an opening in The Sith Master's defense and relieving him of his head.  Raph rushes in too quickly with his Sai pairing in an attempt to catch Dooku off guard; but he underestimates the former Jedi Master and his excellence in The Form 2 style of swordplay.  Raph falls to his crimson blade, but Dooku is instantly met by his next opponent Leonardo.  Dooku catches Leo with a spin move and sends his lightsaber into the back of his shell.  Leo falls to the ground, but before Dooku can put him out of his misery, Link leaps into action and engages Dooku in a perfectly pitched battle of swords.  Dooku uses the Force to fling a large stone at Link.  The cheap shot takes Link off guard and is about to fall victim to Dooku's blade, when a katana blade suddenly appears in the back of The Count's head.  Leonardo, using his last breath, hurled his blade to save Link.  The Turtle survived just long enough to see the respectful nod from the eternally grateful Link, as he gets back on his motorcycle and searches for the next leg of this fight.  

The Anti-Monitor nearly exhausts his reality warping, cosmic powers and in so doing kills both the brontosaurus Transformer Sludge and the triceratops Snarl.  But Grimlock is able to tussle with the Anti-Monitor in a melee battle long enough for Sixshot to swoop in, in Jet mode at break neck speed, then turn into beast mode for a savage attack on the Anti-Monitor.  Sixshot then backflips away and transforms into tank mode to finish off the DC Baddie.  

Scorpononk, in his giant robot mode levels Doomsday with enough firepower to take out an entire starfleet.  He then brings his massive fists down on Doomsday; but it is still not enough to take on the one true killer of Superman.  Doomsday leaps from his sandy would-be grave and attacks Scorpononk.  The powerful, mutated monster known as Doomsday barrels himself directly through the chest of Scorpononk destroying his spark.  The head of Scorpononk, known as Lord Zarack transforms into his robot mode and calls out to his fellow Sigmaz to regroup for one final throwdown between his teammates and the two remaining powerhouses, standing tall for The McRibs.  

Lord Zarack attempts to take control of his team as The Sigmaz stand their ground against the onslaught that is coming.  But they are not in need of direction.  They know what to do and they know what is coming.  Zarack tells his team who is on the way.  

Jason, from inside the Megazord attempts to encourage his squad with the words: "There are only two of them".

But Link replies:  "And those two are enough".  

Doomsday and Bizarro Superman rush into the scene with their ignorance as their ally, for they feel no fear that might come inadvertantly from an educated mind.  Doomsday starts the battle by finishing the last one as he hurls a massive rock into the face of Lord Zarack.  The Megazord has exhausted its ultimate weapon; but that does not mean it is not still an unstoppable force.  Bizarro goes ham on the Megazord.  The evil, unintelligent version of Superman holds nothing back and unleashes a flurry of attacks on the combined Power Ranger force.  Like a killer bee to an unassuming, slow old man Bizarro zips to and fro.  Every sting causing brutal fatigue to Bizarro and unimaginable damage to the Megazord.  A giant sandstorm erupts as the Megazord implodes destroying the landscape and the Power Rangers that resided inside the shell of what was once the Megazord.  Grimlock and Sixshot have been battling ferociously with Doomsday throughout the duration of the previously described battle.  Sixshot, damaged almost beyond repair cannot force himself to transform out of his tank mode; but that is exactly what he wants to be in.  Sixshot unleashes a furious and continuous blast from his cannon towards Doomsday who continues to walk towards the Decepticon warrior through the energon bursts that could easily boil an entire lake.  Doomsday, now bleeding and limping fights through the blast and the pain to deliver the killing blow to Sixshot.  Grimlock, also battered from the fight swallows the near unconscious Doomsday whole causing the prehistoric Kryptonian to melt down physically in the gut of the Dinobot to ensure their mutual demise.  Bizarro, spent beyond any feeling of fatigue he had ever felt shows up at the scene to help in the destruction of the two Transformers; but finds that he is already to late.  He hears the roar of a motorcycle come up behind him as Link leaps off of it to perform an aerial attack on Bizarro.  Bizarro catches the Hyrulian Hero by his throat and throws him to the ground hard to kill him; but Mipha's grace overtakes Link as he returns to life, rises to the occasion, takes up The Master Sword and concludes this battle by separating Bizarro from his head.