The Syracuse Valley is Knuckles, Xenomorph #95 & 96, Giant Hammer Bros. #1, Hammer Bros. #3 & 4, Moritani Soldier #1, & Little Goomba #6.
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Elrond, Dementor #17, Dark Jedi Master #1, Amazon #11, Droideka #9, Astro-Droid #11, Smurf #10, & Miss Piggy.
I woke up at 4:30 AM on Friday. I completed what I could of the mass amount of food that I have decided to bring with me and I then headed North by car. I left my home in Chicago, with my mother and 2 daughters and stopped in Livonia, Mi to see a few of my sisters and drop off my mom. I then headed up North to Roscommon, Mi which is another 3 hours. I spent the night in Roscommon so I could then get back in my vehicle the next morning and head back to Livonia. It is now Sunday morning and let me tell you, between hanging out at my sister’s house yesterday, a stop at George Murphy’s, and a late night talk with my other sister who is up from Kentucky in our Hotel room last night……. Well let’s just say that it was a long night. So here I am driving down to “The Old Neighborhood” with enough Kielbasa to feed an army, enough stuffed cabbage to feed the family’s of those armies and about twelve deserts that would easily earn praise in any pastry contest from here to Paris: My name is Christine Anschuetz, and I am going to “The Hall”. As I walk in, things are as they have always been. Over a hundred people moving, talking, & carrying-on. Most people would look at this setting and think: “I’ll never be able to get a word in edgewise”, but I’m not worried, after all I’m a pro. As I walk thru the door out of the kitchen, my two daughters, Natalie and Emma both run off and I think that I may not see them again until it is time to leave, not much different than I was at that age. I walk past the bar, but I’m not really interested in that right now. I’ll have a drink at my sister Patti’s later or Sandy’s, or wherever else we end up; but for some reason I never drink at the hall. My sister Margaret walks up to me and says: “Chris, you’re girls are so weird. They are running around telling everybody that they keep seeing a red blur being chased by a rolling robot”. “I don’t know where they get this stuff Margaret”. I reply. In the coatroom Emma turns to Natalie and asks: “Do you hear all the noise upstairs? We should go check it out”. Natalie replies: “O.K., lets go. NO WAIT. We should bring Nick & Josh with us”. “Good idea” Emma says. Emma & Natalie head back into “The Hall “Proper”” and stop to talk with their Uncle Scott & Aunt Margaret. After the usual Merry Christmas exchange Natalie asks: “Have you guys seen Nick & Josh, we want them to go upstairs with us”. Aunt Margaret replies with: “Natalie….. I think Nick & Josh are little old to still be playing upstairs”. “I’m not so sure about that” Uncle Scott adds under his breath. Aunt Margaret keeps the conversation going by saying “Well, either way girls; I haven’t seen them”. “Call me crazy, but I’d check the bar” Uncle Scott says sarcastically. Natalie & Emma head over to the bar and they see Nick & Josh about three feet away from it (shocker). On the way over to the bar, Natalie & Emma overhear their cousins Johnny & Bobby talking about the wreckage of metal that they found in the Men’s bathroom (it looked as if a person with knowledge of shield technology knew to be quick on defense, but slow on attack. Maybe he snuck in under the shield and destroyed it). Natalie, Emma, Nick, & Josh all start heading upstairs (after Nick & Josh grab a couple refills that is). Before they even get all the way up the stairs Nick & Josh hear the same old woman that they have been running from their entire lives yelling at somebody who isn’t supposed to be there. Maybe she was yelling at one of the Hejka cousins, they never could hide upstairs as well as us Zacharskis could or maybe she was yelling at Giant Hammer Bros. #1 for stomping Astro-Droid #11 to pieces: Who knows? As the quartet of cousins reaches the top of the stairs, and realizes that the coast is clear, the noise that they were hearing in the coatroom has become quite a bit louder, but still rather faint. Emma swears that she sees a large animal-like creature running across the ceiling, and Nick admits that he hasn’t been this scared since that random blonde chick locked Kristopher in that cage behind the stage when we were kids. The four inquisitive companions then work up enough courage to move past where the 2 large alien-looking things were moving and head toward the spot of the big crash. When they arrive in the upstairs men’s bathroom they find several pieces of what appears to of once been an astro-droid, but no sign of what destroyed it. This is do to the fact that shortly after the battle Dementor #17 took the soul of Giant Hammer Bros. #1 (and evidently the Watchers must be cleaning up bodies even faster than usual in this tournament). It is at this point that the fear-loving foursome exit the men’s bathroom to catch a glimpse of the 2 aliens (or whatever they are) scamper across the wall and run into the women’s bathroom. The door slams shut as the 2 Xenomorphs enter, which prompts Natalie to say: “we have got to go in there and check it out”. “Good idea, go ahead and open the door Nick” Josh replies. So Nick hands Emma his beer and walks over to the door. He slowly opens it up and peaks his head inside and then looks back at his cousins and yells “RUN”! If he would have preempted the word run with the word “zoinks” you would have thought that his body was taken over by the ghost of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but it wasn‘t. After Nick is done turning completely white the four of them head for the stairs as fast as possible. The omnipresent old woman who works at the K of C yells “Hey you kids don’t belong up here” which the running Nick replies to with: “Like, you don’t have to tell us twice”. They wrap around the second set of stairs without breaking stride when Nick turns back to his trio of companions and says “Is it just the fear talking or was I the only one who just saw a Little Goomba eating a smurf & being squashed by Miss Piggy“? “I saw it too, keep running says Emma”. The four of them do not stop running until they hit the bar all the way down on the first floor where Nick and Josh slam 2 warm Bud Lights as fast as humanly possible before ordering another one. Nick explains to his cousins and a crowd of random relatives around the bar that when he opened up the door he witnessed the 2 aliens that they had seen before locked in Mortal Combat (yes, combat not Kombat) with some six and a half foot tall leotard wearing chick and some evil looking alien with a lightsaber, “ya know, a lasersword” Nick adds for the puzzled looking old dude serving flat beer behind the bar. When people go up stairs later to see if what Nick said was true, there is no evidence of this said battle except for a slice thru the blue chair, a broken stall door, and a chipped toilet (The Amazon and The Dark Jedi managed to kill the 2 Xenomorphs but between the wounds they suffered during the fight and the spray of concentrated acid that took place during the death of the aliens they perished as well). Some of the Hejkas were weaving tales about that red blur eventually being caught by a black blur and about an elf decapitating a couple of Hammer Bros. and a gun wielding well dressed weirdo (which could be anybody in this family) in the coat room. When Natalie and Emma came back to me, they began telling me about what had happened upstairs and it cracked me up. I don’t know where they get this stuff. Only at The Hall.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 1) is Asajj Ventress, Jedi Master #33A & 34A, Fremen #52 & 53, Hammer Bros. #11, Hobbit #1, & Mokey.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1) is Buffy Summers, Jedi Master #21 & 22, Gungan #1, & 5-7, & The Map.
Everything is set today, thanks to me. Most of the rabble that is my extended family has no idea what work goes in to this day that they all take for granted. Ever since my sister Annie died so many years ago, it has been I who have been the unequivocal leader of The Hejka family. It is I who set it up, it is my membership that is used to get the hall, and it is me who the family looks to for leadership. As I drive to the event I take solace knowing that everything is ready from the food to the bar. Some of my younger relatives like to show off by having more bottles of liquor behind the bar than anybody could ever drink. This is my year, and let me tell you if beer and high balls aren’t good enough for you, than you can just stay home. I won’t be partaking in any of this anyway, because like every year, I am sure I will spend most of my day chasing the brat children of my distant relatives. I put my reputation on the line every single year for this family and they repay me by allowing their children to run around like animals in areas that are clearly OFF-LIMITS! Year after year I address this problem and people blow me off as if my opinion doesn’t matter. Am I not the patriarch of this family? Have I not earned the respect of my relatives? I do not know why kids these days insist on traveling out of our designated rented area, but this year it will not be tolerated. My name is Leonard Hejka, and I’m going to “The Hall”. Asajj Ventress is an amazingly skilled fighter and can be near invisible if she wishes, but she is not much of a leader, in fact she is more of a loner. From the onset, Ventress disappears into the darkness of the upper level of the hall, which leads her strike force to separate as well. The Brotherhoods Jedi Masters, stay stealth and head downstairs while the 2 Fremen stick to the empty upstairs hall that is unrented per usual. Hammer Bros. #11 & Hobbit #1 follow Mokey’s lead and hide in the elevator. I hear something going on upstairs almost as soon as I get to The Hall. Per usual, I confront the known parents in the family downstairs, but like always they duck responsibility and deny that it could possibly be their child. I may not be as young as I used to be, but I have eyes like a hawk and ears like a fox; and I know when somebody is upstairs that doesn’t belong. I head upstairs, and I admit to myself that these kids are getting a little better at hiding than they once were, but I’m not worried, I’ll find them. Buffy has taken a different plan of action with her own team for round 2. She has ordered her entire squad to dress in plain clothes, and since not one person at the hall party knows everybody, they fit in just fine (you may think that 4 Gungans dressed in human clothes would never be able to pass as humans; but if you are thinking that, than you have obviously never seen the people that go to this Christmas party). Gungan #5 is in charge of holding The Map, which not only lays out every nook and cranny of the Hall, but also shows the locations of every member of The Brotherhood and of course the whereabouts of Uncle Leonard himself. It isn’t easy to sneak up on a pair of Jedis but if you need to it is probably best to have a few Jedis of your own, and to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Luckily for Buffy, she has in her employ 2 advanced Jedi Masters unlike The Brotherhood who have sent two Jedis who have just recently achieved the rank of Master. Buffy sends the 4 gungans over by the half wall of the coat room as a distraction to the Jedis from The Midgets who move toward them, but before the gungans can get attacked The Commandos Jedis block the lightsabers of their opponents to tie them up while Buffy finishes both of the Jedis off with two quick strikes. Gungan #5 checks the map and The Commandos make their way back to the party before Uncle Leonard gets back downstairs to yell at the culprits. Buffy and her crew take this opportunity to run up the stairs while Uncle Leonard is back on the lower level, but Gungan #7 is not fast enough to stay with the group. As most of the team is already upstairs Gungan #7 is almost spotted stepping on to the first step. The Gungan tries to gain some ground by hopping into the elevator, but once the elevator door closes he is mauled by Mokey, The Hobbit, & The Hammer Bros. All 3 of them work well together but it is a hammer to the head that inevitably kills the gungan. Buffy checks The Map to see that Gungan #7’s is no longer being displayed on the magical exploring tool and that they have no need to wait for him. Buffy and her squad rush into the upper floor hall where they are promptly met by the 2 Fremen. Buffy and the gungans take out Fremen #52 (well mostly Buffy) and the 2 Jedis tag team Fremen #53 in what becomes a quick fight. Gungan #5 shows Capt. Buffy that Asajj Ventress is downstairs but she is moving to fast for The Map to get a lock on her. Uncle Leonard on the other hand is moving not much slower than Ventress and is on his way upstairs. Buffy and the gungans hide in the women’s bathroom while The Big “L” passes them by and she sends the 2 Jedi into the elevator to take out The Midgets “lesser” fighters. Once inside the elevator Mokey and the boys fight valiantly but the Jedis take them out with relative ease. Buffy and the gungans get down to the first floor rather quickly to meet their Jedi teammates as the elevator door opens. The Commandos are using The Map to try and hunt down Asajj, but they can’t manage to find her. The Map is telling them that she is nearby and they begin to doubt The Map until they realize that they are short one Gungan (#6). Buffy orders her crew to the coatroom where she is convinced that Ventress will have to come to them. She is in mid-sentence telling her crew to form a circle when a red lightsaber comes poking thru her mouth. Whether it be out of instinct or ability is unclear but Buffy was able to get a “death grip” on one of Ventresses’ lightsabers which left her with only one to defend herself against the rest of The Commandos, led by Jedi Master #21 who manages to take out The Dark Assassin before she could do any more damage. The Commandos get back into the main hall just in time for dinner and presents from Santa, but Uncle Leonard sure was pissed at the kids who messed up the coat room.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1) is Buffy Summers, Jedi Master #21 & 22, Gungan #1, & 5-7, & The Map.
Everything is set today, thanks to me. Most of the rabble that is my extended family has no idea what work goes in to this day that they all take for granted. Ever since my sister Annie died so many years ago, it has been I who have been the unequivocal leader of The Hejka family. It is I who set it up, it is my membership that is used to get the hall, and it is me who the family looks to for leadership. As I drive to the event I take solace knowing that everything is ready from the food to the bar. Some of my younger relatives like to show off by having more bottles of liquor behind the bar than anybody could ever drink. This is my year, and let me tell you if beer and high balls aren’t good enough for you, than you can just stay home. I won’t be partaking in any of this anyway, because like every year, I am sure I will spend most of my day chasing the brat children of my distant relatives. I put my reputation on the line every single year for this family and they repay me by allowing their children to run around like animals in areas that are clearly OFF-LIMITS! Year after year I address this problem and people blow me off as if my opinion doesn’t matter. Am I not the patriarch of this family? Have I not earned the respect of my relatives? I do not know why kids these days insist on traveling out of our designated rented area, but this year it will not be tolerated. My name is Leonard Hejka, and I’m going to “The Hall”. Asajj Ventress is an amazingly skilled fighter and can be near invisible if she wishes, but she is not much of a leader, in fact she is more of a loner. From the onset, Ventress disappears into the darkness of the upper level of the hall, which leads her strike force to separate as well. The Brotherhoods Jedi Masters, stay stealth and head downstairs while the 2 Fremen stick to the empty upstairs hall that is unrented per usual. Hammer Bros. #11 & Hobbit #1 follow Mokey’s lead and hide in the elevator. I hear something going on upstairs almost as soon as I get to The Hall. Per usual, I confront the known parents in the family downstairs, but like always they duck responsibility and deny that it could possibly be their child. I may not be as young as I used to be, but I have eyes like a hawk and ears like a fox; and I know when somebody is upstairs that doesn’t belong. I head upstairs, and I admit to myself that these kids are getting a little better at hiding than they once were, but I’m not worried, I’ll find them. Buffy has taken a different plan of action with her own team for round 2. She has ordered her entire squad to dress in plain clothes, and since not one person at the hall party knows everybody, they fit in just fine (you may think that 4 Gungans dressed in human clothes would never be able to pass as humans; but if you are thinking that, than you have obviously never seen the people that go to this Christmas party). Gungan #5 is in charge of holding The Map, which not only lays out every nook and cranny of the Hall, but also shows the locations of every member of The Brotherhood and of course the whereabouts of Uncle Leonard himself. It isn’t easy to sneak up on a pair of Jedis but if you need to it is probably best to have a few Jedis of your own, and to be Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Luckily for Buffy, she has in her employ 2 advanced Jedi Masters unlike The Brotherhood who have sent two Jedis who have just recently achieved the rank of Master. Buffy sends the 4 gungans over by the half wall of the coat room as a distraction to the Jedis from The Midgets who move toward them, but before the gungans can get attacked The Commandos Jedis block the lightsabers of their opponents to tie them up while Buffy finishes both of the Jedis off with two quick strikes. Gungan #5 checks the map and The Commandos make their way back to the party before Uncle Leonard gets back downstairs to yell at the culprits. Buffy and her crew take this opportunity to run up the stairs while Uncle Leonard is back on the lower level, but Gungan #7 is not fast enough to stay with the group. As most of the team is already upstairs Gungan #7 is almost spotted stepping on to the first step. The Gungan tries to gain some ground by hopping into the elevator, but once the elevator door closes he is mauled by Mokey, The Hobbit, & The Hammer Bros. All 3 of them work well together but it is a hammer to the head that inevitably kills the gungan. Buffy checks The Map to see that Gungan #7’s is no longer being displayed on the magical exploring tool and that they have no need to wait for him. Buffy and her squad rush into the upper floor hall where they are promptly met by the 2 Fremen. Buffy and the gungans take out Fremen #52 (well mostly Buffy) and the 2 Jedis tag team Fremen #53 in what becomes a quick fight. Gungan #5 shows Capt. Buffy that Asajj Ventress is downstairs but she is moving to fast for The Map to get a lock on her. Uncle Leonard on the other hand is moving not much slower than Ventress and is on his way upstairs. Buffy and the gungans hide in the women’s bathroom while The Big “L” passes them by and she sends the 2 Jedi into the elevator to take out The Midgets “lesser” fighters. Once inside the elevator Mokey and the boys fight valiantly but the Jedis take them out with relative ease. Buffy and the gungans get down to the first floor rather quickly to meet their Jedi teammates as the elevator door opens. The Commandos are using The Map to try and hunt down Asajj, but they can’t manage to find her. The Map is telling them that she is nearby and they begin to doubt The Map until they realize that they are short one Gungan (#6). Buffy orders her crew to the coatroom where she is convinced that Ventress will have to come to them. She is in mid-sentence telling her crew to form a circle when a red lightsaber comes poking thru her mouth. Whether it be out of instinct or ability is unclear but Buffy was able to get a “death grip” on one of Ventresses’ lightsabers which left her with only one to defend herself against the rest of The Commandos, led by Jedi Master #21 who manages to take out The Dark Assassin before she could do any more damage. The Commandos get back into the main hall just in time for dinner and presents from Santa, but Uncle Leonard sure was pissed at the kids who messed up the coat room.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 3) are G.W. Bridge, Dark Jedi Master #12, & Dark Side Acolyte #1.
TEAM (Team 3) is Depa Billaba, Futar #5 & 6, Valkyrie #10 & 11, Tlielaxlu Master #7 & 8, & Animal.
It wasn’t even 90 minutes ago that I was still opening up my presents from Santa. You see, I always sleep in on Christmas. Some kids get up super early, but I like to get my sleep. I’m just as excited as the rest of them when I go to bed on Christmas Eve, but why not get extra sleep when you get the chance? It’s not like the presents are going anywhere. I’m pulling up at a huge building now. It’s probably the biggest building I have ever seen. It may not sound like fun, but I just left behind an entire living room full of presents to come here. Santa brought me and my sister so much stuff that it was unbelievable. It was the best Christmas ever, even though my sister doesn’t really get it yet; but she is kind of like a baby still, I mean she can’t really open the presents by herself and she isn’t even as tall as Bear yet. So I leave the presents to go get all bundled up and head outside. We get in our car and go for a really long drive, but we are finally here. But once we are there, that is when the real fun starts. It will be time for fun and adventure with my cousins, tons of treats, & of course more presents. We get out of the car and I’m excited, but of course it is taking my parents forever to get my little sister out of the backseat. I look over at the front of our car and one of the vent things is missing. I love it that there is only one of them because then I always know which car is ours. Probably… it fell off when we were going really fast because our car is a lot faster than most cars. My Dad says that is because it has a Vee-8 (I think most cars only have a Vee-6 or a Vee-7). Oh, good my family is finally ready to go inside. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my name is Nick Houslander, and I’m going to “The Hall”. I am six years old, but in two days from now I will be seven. I am sure that will be awesome, but I can’t really think about that right now because so much is going to happen between now and then. I see my cousin Josh right when I walk in, he is already running around in a circle and jumping off the stage. Josh is cool, but I don’t need to play with him that much today. You see, me and Josh get to see each other all the time, but some of my other cousins I don’t get to see that much like Eddie, Kristopher, Danny, Jake, & Mary; now those are the people I can’t wait to see. There are a ton of babies here again this year, and not just Shannon & Julie who I see all the time, but a bunch more too. I think that some of their names are Richard, Alyssa, Katie, & Jackie. It is good that there are a lot of babies because that means we might be able to escape better and play upstairs away from the grown ups. I’ve only been here a few minutes, but I hear that there is already a plan to get upstairs and explore. I heard about it from Eddie who said we have to hurry if we are going to be a part of it. He heard about it from Josh and Kristopher, who probably got told that by Danny & Jake: they are brothers and are kind of like the leaders of all the cousins. All seven of us older cousins sneak into the back coatroom, after we go to the bathroom. Danny then goes back into the hall where are parents are and Jake tells us the plan. Jake says that he heard something upstairs, so we are going to check it out while Danny keeps are parents busy (Danny is really big and almost like a grown-up, so he knows how to talk to the grown-ups really good). Jake says that him & Kristopher will lead the way and that he wants Mary & Josh to come up next on the right and then, me & Eddie after that on the left (whatever that means). Once we get upstairs, we know that if any grown-up sees us that we are totally busted; but we keep going anyway. All of the sudden we see a blur run past us super fast. Way faster than Jason McCoy, and he beat me and Jeremy Jaygus last week in Gym class. Some of us thought that it looked like a Jedi, but Jake & Josh said “No”, they said: “Jedi can’t run super fast, I’ve seen all three movies like a hundred times”. After the blur runs thru the big double doors of the upstairs hall, we all start heading towards the big doors to open them up and check out what is inside. I have never been this far upstairs and have no idea what to expect, but as we open the doors and peak inside we see that the room is completely dark except for the commotion happening on the other side of the room. Some big dude has this huge toy gun, and he is shooting it at this girl who has a lasersword that looks just like the one’s from Star Wars only way brighter. Then all of the sudden, behind the guy with the gun three more laserswords pop out of nowhere. It looks like there are some people standing behind the girl with the blue lasersword but it is hard to tell because it is so dark. The blue lasersword gets closer to the other guys, and the gun and one of the red swords falls to the ground, but then the other two swords sneak around and knock down the blue sword. We hear some girl yell “Nooooo” and then a whole fartload of people jump on the person with the other two red laserswords and knock them down. The same girl that yelled “NO” turns toward the door and says “Who’s over there”. Which prompts Jake to say “RUN”!! We get down the stairs so fast and just barely get by before Aunt Diane, who was walking into the coat room sees that we were upstairs. My Mom walks up to me and says: “Where were you, Santa is going to be here any minute. Don’t you want your other present…… I love adventures. I love Christmas. But I really love The Hall!
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM (Team 3) is Depa Billaba, Futar #5 & 6, Valkyrie #10 & 11, Tlielaxlu Master #7 & 8, & Animal.
It wasn’t even 90 minutes ago that I was still opening up my presents from Santa. You see, I always sleep in on Christmas. Some kids get up super early, but I like to get my sleep. I’m just as excited as the rest of them when I go to bed on Christmas Eve, but why not get extra sleep when you get the chance? It’s not like the presents are going anywhere. I’m pulling up at a huge building now. It’s probably the biggest building I have ever seen. It may not sound like fun, but I just left behind an entire living room full of presents to come here. Santa brought me and my sister so much stuff that it was unbelievable. It was the best Christmas ever, even though my sister doesn’t really get it yet; but she is kind of like a baby still, I mean she can’t really open the presents by herself and she isn’t even as tall as Bear yet. So I leave the presents to go get all bundled up and head outside. We get in our car and go for a really long drive, but we are finally here. But once we are there, that is when the real fun starts. It will be time for fun and adventure with my cousins, tons of treats, & of course more presents. We get out of the car and I’m excited, but of course it is taking my parents forever to get my little sister out of the backseat. I look over at the front of our car and one of the vent things is missing. I love it that there is only one of them because then I always know which car is ours. Probably… it fell off when we were going really fast because our car is a lot faster than most cars. My Dad says that is because it has a Vee-8 (I think most cars only have a Vee-6 or a Vee-7). Oh, good my family is finally ready to go inside. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, my name is Nick Houslander, and I’m going to “The Hall”. I am six years old, but in two days from now I will be seven. I am sure that will be awesome, but I can’t really think about that right now because so much is going to happen between now and then. I see my cousin Josh right when I walk in, he is already running around in a circle and jumping off the stage. Josh is cool, but I don’t need to play with him that much today. You see, me and Josh get to see each other all the time, but some of my other cousins I don’t get to see that much like Eddie, Kristopher, Danny, Jake, & Mary; now those are the people I can’t wait to see. There are a ton of babies here again this year, and not just Shannon & Julie who I see all the time, but a bunch more too. I think that some of their names are Richard, Alyssa, Katie, & Jackie. It is good that there are a lot of babies because that means we might be able to escape better and play upstairs away from the grown ups. I’ve only been here a few minutes, but I hear that there is already a plan to get upstairs and explore. I heard about it from Eddie who said we have to hurry if we are going to be a part of it. He heard about it from Josh and Kristopher, who probably got told that by Danny & Jake: they are brothers and are kind of like the leaders of all the cousins. All seven of us older cousins sneak into the back coatroom, after we go to the bathroom. Danny then goes back into the hall where are parents are and Jake tells us the plan. Jake says that he heard something upstairs, so we are going to check it out while Danny keeps are parents busy (Danny is really big and almost like a grown-up, so he knows how to talk to the grown-ups really good). Jake says that him & Kristopher will lead the way and that he wants Mary & Josh to come up next on the right and then, me & Eddie after that on the left (whatever that means). Once we get upstairs, we know that if any grown-up sees us that we are totally busted; but we keep going anyway. All of the sudden we see a blur run past us super fast. Way faster than Jason McCoy, and he beat me and Jeremy Jaygus last week in Gym class. Some of us thought that it looked like a Jedi, but Jake & Josh said “No”, they said: “Jedi can’t run super fast, I’ve seen all three movies like a hundred times”. After the blur runs thru the big double doors of the upstairs hall, we all start heading towards the big doors to open them up and check out what is inside. I have never been this far upstairs and have no idea what to expect, but as we open the doors and peak inside we see that the room is completely dark except for the commotion happening on the other side of the room. Some big dude has this huge toy gun, and he is shooting it at this girl who has a lasersword that looks just like the one’s from Star Wars only way brighter. Then all of the sudden, behind the guy with the gun three more laserswords pop out of nowhere. It looks like there are some people standing behind the girl with the blue lasersword but it is hard to tell because it is so dark. The blue lasersword gets closer to the other guys, and the gun and one of the red swords falls to the ground, but then the other two swords sneak around and knock down the blue sword. We hear some girl yell “Nooooo” and then a whole fartload of people jump on the person with the other two red laserswords and knock them down. The same girl that yelled “NO” turns toward the door and says “Who’s over there”. Which prompts Jake to say “RUN”!! We get down the stairs so fast and just barely get by before Aunt Diane, who was walking into the coat room sees that we were upstairs. My Mom walks up to me and says: “Where were you, Santa is going to be here any minute. Don’t you want your other present…… I love adventures. I love Christmas. But I really love The Hall!
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 2) are Robert Muldoon, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, New Sisterhood Reverend Mother #1, Evil Dwarf #1, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1, Ewok #41, & Gobo.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 2) are Harry Potter, Jedi Master #24, Sardakaur #13 & 14, Gungan #8-10, & Doozer #13.
My Mom says that we can’t go much faster, she says that we are already doing 65 miles per hour down Warren Road (whatever that means). But we have been on the road for a very long time, and I just want to get there. It is already 1:56 and the party starts at 2:00, which means if I don’t get inside in the next 4 minutes that I am away from my post. There is a lot of mischief to be done this year and it can’t happen if I don’t get there on time. I am ten years old, but please don’t let my age fool you. I’ve done more than most of my cousins that have been doing this since before I was born. I’ve earned the respect of my older cousins and I’ve also earned the respect and support of my younger cousins, who look to me for leadership and as a go-between to the really old cousins. That is leadership and training for the young generation that I cannot provide if we don’t get there soon…… Oh wait, this looks familiar. It looks like we are finally here. My Mom parks the car, and I jump out before her or my brother, and start running toward the door. My name is Alyssa Masson, and I’m going to “The Hall”. My Mom comes in behind me, carrying all the food and presents and says to me: “Alyssa, why don’t you calm down. What is your rush”? She doesn’t get it: “I have to find Josh” I reply. I run thru the back doors, and head for the coat room, and sure enough Josh is already there. “Sorry I’m late Captain, it was a long drive from St. Claire Shores”. I say, but Josh replies with: “Don’t worry about it, the hall started like 90 seconds ago”.. I ask: “Hey Josh, did you already move the couch”. He replies with: “No, I was waiting for you, lets go”. As we are heading up the stairs I say to my older cousin and team Captain Josh: “Why were you waiting for me, you always said that moving the couch out of sight was the most important thing, and that it had to be done before anything else. You never wait for my help“? Josh gets the slightest frown on his face and says to me: “Not anymore Alyssa, I’m getting to old for this sort of thing, it’s time for me to retire”. “But who will move the couch? Who will instruct the little kids in the ways of hall mischief? WHO WILL LEAD US”!?!? “You will” he replies. Josh than looks at me and says: “I was even younger than you are now when Jake passed this mantle on to me, and it is time for it to be passed on to the best person for the job. We both know that you are more than capable and that you will do just fine. I can’t tell you how much I’d rather be up here with you than down at the actual hall party, but I’m old enough now that people down there are actually looking for me, and I feel I cannot execute this job the way it should be executed; but you can. Good Luck Alyssa, and don’t worry the cousins will follow you”. For the most part, Josh was right. I don’t know if he put a good word in for me with the other cousins or not, but for the most part they are all following my lead (even some of my cousins who are older than me). For the most part, I have spent most of the day chilling on the couch upstairs (I admit, it feels even better when you move it yourself). It is kind of nice to just sit up here and hold court while the younger kids do what you tell them to. Even Nick came up here a little while ago and gave me props as to how good of a job I am doing. Of course we do have the usual problems with some of The Hejka kids trying to horn in our fun, but it is nothing I can’t handle. There is even this one kid, who I swear I have never seen before but judging by his short stature and goofy haircut, he has got to be a Hejka. He keeps walking around with this stupid toy magic wand and telling all these ludicrous stories about what him and his friends have done since they got here. He says his 3 Gungan friends took out the ewok and the fraggle, but one of the gungans got shot by this crazy hunter. I’ll give the kid some credit he’s got an imagination, but seriously, what the hell is a gungan. I mean I’ve heard of an ewok and a fraggle but if you’re gonna make up something new there has got to be something cooler than gungan. What a dork. He said that his best friend was a Jedi, and that he took out an Evil Dwarf and a Nightsister Sith Witch all by himself. I told him that if he didn’t get off of my turf that I was going to have one of my cousins take a Nightsister Evil Dump on his head. He said that the other team had these 2 girls who were really good fighters and that they killed one of his Sardakaur terror troops, but my cousin Carli said that he just stole that from the book Dune. Then this major geek told this like hour long story about how he flew in on his broomstick and took out the Reverend Mothers with some help from his last remaining Sardakaur and that he put up a shielding spell when the African hunter guy tried to shoot him. He then said something about “smokin that muggle like it ain’t no thing”?? Whatever the hell that means. For the most part this kid was a total tool, but I will admit, that I’m gonna steel some of this material in a couple days on Christmas Eve if we tell ghost stories at Grandma Zacharski’s house again. That dorky kid said that his strike force won, but I told him flat out: Only cause you didn’t go up against mine”.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 2) are Harry Potter, Jedi Master #24, Sardakaur #13 & 14, Gungan #8-10, & Doozer #13.
My Mom says that we can’t go much faster, she says that we are already doing 65 miles per hour down Warren Road (whatever that means). But we have been on the road for a very long time, and I just want to get there. It is already 1:56 and the party starts at 2:00, which means if I don’t get inside in the next 4 minutes that I am away from my post. There is a lot of mischief to be done this year and it can’t happen if I don’t get there on time. I am ten years old, but please don’t let my age fool you. I’ve done more than most of my cousins that have been doing this since before I was born. I’ve earned the respect of my older cousins and I’ve also earned the respect and support of my younger cousins, who look to me for leadership and as a go-between to the really old cousins. That is leadership and training for the young generation that I cannot provide if we don’t get there soon…… Oh wait, this looks familiar. It looks like we are finally here. My Mom parks the car, and I jump out before her or my brother, and start running toward the door. My name is Alyssa Masson, and I’m going to “The Hall”. My Mom comes in behind me, carrying all the food and presents and says to me: “Alyssa, why don’t you calm down. What is your rush”? She doesn’t get it: “I have to find Josh” I reply. I run thru the back doors, and head for the coat room, and sure enough Josh is already there. “Sorry I’m late Captain, it was a long drive from St. Claire Shores”. I say, but Josh replies with: “Don’t worry about it, the hall started like 90 seconds ago”.. I ask: “Hey Josh, did you already move the couch”. He replies with: “No, I was waiting for you, lets go”. As we are heading up the stairs I say to my older cousin and team Captain Josh: “Why were you waiting for me, you always said that moving the couch out of sight was the most important thing, and that it had to be done before anything else. You never wait for my help“? Josh gets the slightest frown on his face and says to me: “Not anymore Alyssa, I’m getting to old for this sort of thing, it’s time for me to retire”. “But who will move the couch? Who will instruct the little kids in the ways of hall mischief? WHO WILL LEAD US”!?!? “You will” he replies. Josh than looks at me and says: “I was even younger than you are now when Jake passed this mantle on to me, and it is time for it to be passed on to the best person for the job. We both know that you are more than capable and that you will do just fine. I can’t tell you how much I’d rather be up here with you than down at the actual hall party, but I’m old enough now that people down there are actually looking for me, and I feel I cannot execute this job the way it should be executed; but you can. Good Luck Alyssa, and don’t worry the cousins will follow you”. For the most part, Josh was right. I don’t know if he put a good word in for me with the other cousins or not, but for the most part they are all following my lead (even some of my cousins who are older than me). For the most part, I have spent most of the day chilling on the couch upstairs (I admit, it feels even better when you move it yourself). It is kind of nice to just sit up here and hold court while the younger kids do what you tell them to. Even Nick came up here a little while ago and gave me props as to how good of a job I am doing. Of course we do have the usual problems with some of The Hejka kids trying to horn in our fun, but it is nothing I can’t handle. There is even this one kid, who I swear I have never seen before but judging by his short stature and goofy haircut, he has got to be a Hejka. He keeps walking around with this stupid toy magic wand and telling all these ludicrous stories about what him and his friends have done since they got here. He says his 3 Gungan friends took out the ewok and the fraggle, but one of the gungans got shot by this crazy hunter. I’ll give the kid some credit he’s got an imagination, but seriously, what the hell is a gungan. I mean I’ve heard of an ewok and a fraggle but if you’re gonna make up something new there has got to be something cooler than gungan. What a dork. He said that his best friend was a Jedi, and that he took out an Evil Dwarf and a Nightsister Sith Witch all by himself. I told him that if he didn’t get off of my turf that I was going to have one of my cousins take a Nightsister Evil Dump on his head. He said that the other team had these 2 girls who were really good fighters and that they killed one of his Sardakaur terror troops, but my cousin Carli said that he just stole that from the book Dune. Then this major geek told this like hour long story about how he flew in on his broomstick and took out the Reverend Mothers with some help from his last remaining Sardakaur and that he put up a shielding spell when the African hunter guy tried to shoot him. He then said something about “smokin that muggle like it ain’t no thing”?? Whatever the hell that means. For the most part this kid was a total tool, but I will admit, that I’m gonna steel some of this material in a couple days on Christmas Eve if we tell ghost stories at Grandma Zacharski’s house again. That dorky kid said that his strike force won, but I told him flat out: Only cause you didn’t go up against mine”.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Season 3 Character Lists
The Season Three Character Lists are up! Check to the right under "Fantasy Fantasy Downloads". There you will find the draft sheets for all the characters coming in this season. Any questions, ask Josh or Ryan.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Optional Tournament: Round 2
Prize: A Jawa Sand Crawler
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 1) Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1).
-TEAM (Team 3) Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 3).
-The Syracuse Valley (Team 1) Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips.
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 2) Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (TEam 2).
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 1) Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1).
-TEAM (Team 3) Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 3).
-The Syracuse Valley (Team 1) Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips.
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 2) Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (TEam 2).
Saturday, January 23, 2010
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. Reign Supremacy
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Robert Muldoon, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Adept #1, Super Battle Droid #1 & 2, Hammer Brothers #13 & 14 & Gobo.
Reign Supremacy is Thaddeus, Starship Trooper #30 & 31, Zombie #3 & 4, Orc #66, Stormtrooper #29 and Lil’ Scrimmell.
Thaddeus was starving. He was very hungry, as he had not eaten in days. In fact the entire Reign Supremacy team was malnourished. Luckily for them though, they arrived at that hall around dinnertime. The Brotherhood knew this and let the former team eat as much food as they wanted, to which they all did. There was everything you could possibly imagine from Chicken and meatballs to Lasagna and Taco Salad. The feast lasted a little over an hour and let me tell you, feast is exactly what they did.
Thaddeus ate two full plates of food, plus a large salad. Both Starship Trooper’s ate a decent amount as well, but the Stormtrooper was just ridiculous. He started off with three pieces of chicken, twelve meatballs and one and a half pieces of lasagna. For his second plate, he got two more pieces of chicken and literally half of the entire pan of broccoli casserole. He then ate the entire vegetable spread and four pieces of chocolate cake. It was pretty awesome to watch. Especially since I didn’t want to watch the Zombie’s, who were really just trying to eat the cooks in the kitchen. Orc #66 ate some food as well, but watching him eat was so disgusting that I just couldn’t stomach the sight. Lil’ Scrimmell ate as well, but after one piece of chicken and a cookie, he claimed he was full.
On the other side, the Midgets were just waiting. They knew if they could get their opponents to eat them selves sick, this match would be a cake walk (Ha Ha, that’s so hilarious right). Despite the simplicity of this plan by Robert Muldoon, it was basically full proof. As Reign Supremacy laid back in their gluttonous haze, the Midgets began to reign an ungodly hell upon them.
The first wave saw both Super Battle Droids come in the side door near the kid’s stairway and the back door saw both Hammer Brothers marching down towards them. As Reign Supremacy felt their world closing in very quickly, they began to hear a horrible noise coming from above. At first they thought there might have just been another party going on upstairs, but as soon as they saw the ceiling begin to crack, they knew it was something else.
Thaddeus, Lil’ Scrimmell and the Troopers were all underneath their table at this point, as they were getting blasted from both sides now. The Troopers knew they could take out the Battle Droids, so they decided to head towards the other way. Stormtrooper #29 stayed with Thad and Scrimmell, but was so full that he was having trouble moving in his suit. He did manage to get a few shots off, but they did not hit anything. Thad figured this match was going to be over quick now, but he had no idea what he was about to get into.
The crack in the ceiling was now opening and it carried a firestorm of death with it. Once the ceiling completely collapsed, the rest of the Midgets team jumped down into the fight. Thad looked up at what had caused the gaping whole in the ceiling; what he saw was his death looking him straight in the eyes. Before anyone could do anything about it, the Sith Witch had torn Thaddeus’s throat out, Swayze style. The Stormtrooper at this point did manage to hit and injure Hammer Brother #13, but in turn lost his life to the Dark Side adept, who had knocked him to the ground and crushed his skull.
The Starship Troopers, who had finally killed the Super Battle Droid’s, knew this match was going to be impossible to win. In knowing this, they decided to go out in a blaze of glory, opening fire on the entire Midgets squad. The rain of bullets killed both Hammer Brothers, but it wasn’t long before the Sith Witch hit both troopers with a sick amount of Sith Lightening. Both Troopers dropped their weapons and despite the amazing abilities of their suits, the Sith lightening had shorted out anything electrical that they were planning on doing.
As they lied there on the ground in pain, they were trying to think of something to do. Trooper #30 looked at his teammate and quickly started to tell him his plan.
“What we need to do is figure out a way to get our suit’s back online. When we do that, I can reverse the polarity of the suits electrical current and make it so the next time we get hit, it gives us even more power.”
Trooper #31: Do you think this can work?
Trooper #32: Yeah, I know it will. In fact, I might even be able to make it so the next time she hits us, it will backfire on her completely. Turning our suits into our very own controllable Sith Lord.
Trooper #31: Great, what do we need to do to get this thing working again?
Trooper #32: That’s the tricky part. We are going to have to find the main power grid in the area and hook our suits up to it. From there, I can rewire the original mainframe of our suits and get them powered back up again.
Nightsister Sith Witch #2: Are you girls done talking yet?
She then sent enough Sith Lightening towards the Troopers to kill twelve Jedi Masters. With them out of the way, the Zombie’s and Orc#66 were basically done for. Robert Muldoon took care of the Zombie’s using a 30/30 he had with him. Gobo the Fraggle had been keeping a close eye on Lil’ Scrimmell, which is why he was now following him outside. Orc #66 tried to take on the Dark Side adept, but the fight didn’t last very long. Though it probably could of taken a little less time if the Dark Side adept would have just killed him normally, instead of seeing how many times he could kick the Orc before he died. It was forty-seven kicks if you were wondering.
That only left Lil’ Scrimmell, who was now wandering outside of the hall. He thought he was alone, as Gobo was very small and hard to see. Muldoon, who at this point has become great friends with the Fraggle, was hiding up on the roof. He was hoping to get a clear shot at the small clone, a shot that would give his team another victory. He waited for a while until the time was right, until Scrimmell’s death was a done deal. It only took about ten minutes for Scrimmell to walk into the perfect spot, but once he did he was all done. Muldoon had his gun ready, but before he could get off a shot he noticed the Sith Witch running as quickly as possible towards the clone with light saber in tow. Before Muldoon could even say “Clever girl”, the Sith witch had cut Scrimmell’s small body in two. Though Muldoon was bummed he could not solidify the victory for his team, he knew that in the long run, it mattered very little. A victory is a victory, regardless of how you get it.
Reign Supremacy: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Super Battle Droid’s #1 & 2 and Hammer Brothers #13 & 14 are dead.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are victorious!
Reign Supremacy is Thaddeus, Starship Trooper #30 & 31, Zombie #3 & 4, Orc #66, Stormtrooper #29 and Lil’ Scrimmell.
Thaddeus was starving. He was very hungry, as he had not eaten in days. In fact the entire Reign Supremacy team was malnourished. Luckily for them though, they arrived at that hall around dinnertime. The Brotherhood knew this and let the former team eat as much food as they wanted, to which they all did. There was everything you could possibly imagine from Chicken and meatballs to Lasagna and Taco Salad. The feast lasted a little over an hour and let me tell you, feast is exactly what they did.
Thaddeus ate two full plates of food, plus a large salad. Both Starship Trooper’s ate a decent amount as well, but the Stormtrooper was just ridiculous. He started off with three pieces of chicken, twelve meatballs and one and a half pieces of lasagna. For his second plate, he got two more pieces of chicken and literally half of the entire pan of broccoli casserole. He then ate the entire vegetable spread and four pieces of chocolate cake. It was pretty awesome to watch. Especially since I didn’t want to watch the Zombie’s, who were really just trying to eat the cooks in the kitchen. Orc #66 ate some food as well, but watching him eat was so disgusting that I just couldn’t stomach the sight. Lil’ Scrimmell ate as well, but after one piece of chicken and a cookie, he claimed he was full.
On the other side, the Midgets were just waiting. They knew if they could get their opponents to eat them selves sick, this match would be a cake walk (Ha Ha, that’s so hilarious right). Despite the simplicity of this plan by Robert Muldoon, it was basically full proof. As Reign Supremacy laid back in their gluttonous haze, the Midgets began to reign an ungodly hell upon them.
The first wave saw both Super Battle Droids come in the side door near the kid’s stairway and the back door saw both Hammer Brothers marching down towards them. As Reign Supremacy felt their world closing in very quickly, they began to hear a horrible noise coming from above. At first they thought there might have just been another party going on upstairs, but as soon as they saw the ceiling begin to crack, they knew it was something else.
Thaddeus, Lil’ Scrimmell and the Troopers were all underneath their table at this point, as they were getting blasted from both sides now. The Troopers knew they could take out the Battle Droids, so they decided to head towards the other way. Stormtrooper #29 stayed with Thad and Scrimmell, but was so full that he was having trouble moving in his suit. He did manage to get a few shots off, but they did not hit anything. Thad figured this match was going to be over quick now, but he had no idea what he was about to get into.
The crack in the ceiling was now opening and it carried a firestorm of death with it. Once the ceiling completely collapsed, the rest of the Midgets team jumped down into the fight. Thad looked up at what had caused the gaping whole in the ceiling; what he saw was his death looking him straight in the eyes. Before anyone could do anything about it, the Sith Witch had torn Thaddeus’s throat out, Swayze style. The Stormtrooper at this point did manage to hit and injure Hammer Brother #13, but in turn lost his life to the Dark Side adept, who had knocked him to the ground and crushed his skull.
The Starship Troopers, who had finally killed the Super Battle Droid’s, knew this match was going to be impossible to win. In knowing this, they decided to go out in a blaze of glory, opening fire on the entire Midgets squad. The rain of bullets killed both Hammer Brothers, but it wasn’t long before the Sith Witch hit both troopers with a sick amount of Sith Lightening. Both Troopers dropped their weapons and despite the amazing abilities of their suits, the Sith lightening had shorted out anything electrical that they were planning on doing.
As they lied there on the ground in pain, they were trying to think of something to do. Trooper #30 looked at his teammate and quickly started to tell him his plan.
“What we need to do is figure out a way to get our suit’s back online. When we do that, I can reverse the polarity of the suits electrical current and make it so the next time we get hit, it gives us even more power.”
Trooper #31: Do you think this can work?
Trooper #32: Yeah, I know it will. In fact, I might even be able to make it so the next time she hits us, it will backfire on her completely. Turning our suits into our very own controllable Sith Lord.
Trooper #31: Great, what do we need to do to get this thing working again?
Trooper #32: That’s the tricky part. We are going to have to find the main power grid in the area and hook our suits up to it. From there, I can rewire the original mainframe of our suits and get them powered back up again.
Nightsister Sith Witch #2: Are you girls done talking yet?
She then sent enough Sith Lightening towards the Troopers to kill twelve Jedi Masters. With them out of the way, the Zombie’s and Orc#66 were basically done for. Robert Muldoon took care of the Zombie’s using a 30/30 he had with him. Gobo the Fraggle had been keeping a close eye on Lil’ Scrimmell, which is why he was now following him outside. Orc #66 tried to take on the Dark Side adept, but the fight didn’t last very long. Though it probably could of taken a little less time if the Dark Side adept would have just killed him normally, instead of seeing how many times he could kick the Orc before he died. It was forty-seven kicks if you were wondering.
That only left Lil’ Scrimmell, who was now wandering outside of the hall. He thought he was alone, as Gobo was very small and hard to see. Muldoon, who at this point has become great friends with the Fraggle, was hiding up on the roof. He was hoping to get a clear shot at the small clone, a shot that would give his team another victory. He waited for a while until the time was right, until Scrimmell’s death was a done deal. It only took about ten minutes for Scrimmell to walk into the perfect spot, but once he did he was all done. Muldoon had his gun ready, but before he could get off a shot he noticed the Sith Witch running as quickly as possible towards the clone with light saber in tow. Before Muldoon could even say “Clever girl”, the Sith witch had cut Scrimmell’s small body in two. Though Muldoon was bummed he could not solidify the victory for his team, he knew that in the long run, it mattered very little. A victory is a victory, regardless of how you get it.
Reign Supremacy: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: Super Battle Droid’s #1 & 2 and Hammer Brothers #13 & 14 are dead.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are victorious!
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs. TEAM
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Nightwing, Jedi Master #33A & 34A, Fremen #52 & 53, Hammer Bros. #11 & 12 and Paploo.
TEAM is Gen. Maximus, Futar #1 & 2, Valkyre #6 & 7, Tleilaxlu Master #1 & 2 and Bill the Pony.
Both teams have captain’s that are well versed with the Dearborn establishment. In fact, I can picture it now. I can only imagine both of them setting up there headquarters like the Rebels did on Yavin IV, talking to their troops like they were getting ready to attack the Death Star. I don’t actually know if that is what happened, but thinking this thought brings warm feelings to my heart.
Gen. Maximus enters the hall and thinks to himself that this place is really out of date. His entire team, who are surprised to see their opponents already waiting for them inside, follows him.
Nightwing: I think you boys showed up to the wrong party.
Fremen: Yes, you should not of come here. For it will be your final resting place.
Paploo: Ugie goo ga.
General Maximus looks at Nightwing and says, “That would be fine with me, but not before a little of your blood has been spilled first.” Just then, Bill the Pony comes charging in with Futar #1 on his back, trampling Paploo to death. Jedi Master #33A then takes out his light saber and dismembers the Futar and Bill the Pony.
Jedi Master #33A: I’ve never had Pony before; I’ll have to give it to the old Polish lady in the kitchen. I bet she can cook something up for us.
But before he can have his meal he is bum rushed by Tleilaxlu Masters #1 & 2. The fight is a fierce one, but with the help of Jedi Master #34A and the Hammer Brothers, the Tleilaxlu Masters are no match. During the initial rush of the Jedi Master, General Maximus had sent the rest of his team to take care of Fremen #52 and 53. He fully expected Nightwing to join him at the bar for a drink, for one last drink is all he expected out of this battle.
Nightwing: Do you expect me to sit down with my enemy and enjoy a drink with him?
General Maximus: I don’t expect anything of you, but yes, a final drink before battle would be nice.
Nightwing’s inner struggle with this seemingly ridiculous invitation took a while to for him to handle, but eventually he gave in and ordered a Miller Light. Since he was not a huge fan of the beer, he took small sips and pondered to himself in what way he was going to take down the General.
Elsewhere in the hall, Futar #2 did manage to jump on Hammer Brother #12 and kill him, but that was the only positive that came of the fight for TEAM. The Jedi Masters made quick work of both Valkyries and Hammer Brother #11 bludgeoned Futar #2 to death. The rest of the Midgets knew that this match was over with, but they also knew that Nightwing wanted to fight Maximus on his own. They each took a seat and sat there, waiting for the battle to begin. Well, everyone but Jedi Master #33A, he went into the kitchen to see how the Pony was coming.
Nightwing: Well, looks like my drink is gone. Do you want to begin this fight gladiator?
General Maximus: Why are you in such a hurry, I thought you would want to cherish your last moments down here.
With that, Nightwing jumped out of his chair and instantly kicked Maximus out of his. This was pretty impressive, especially since Maximus is not exactly the smallest guy in the world. Maximus took this act as the beginning of the end for him, as he no longer feared his own death. Maximus pulled out his sword and began to charge at the costumed vigilante. Nightwing easily dodged his first swipe and jumped on top of the bar to get out of the way. Maximus was impressed with his agility, but was unconcerned with his opponent’s abilities. He already knew that he could not win this battle. Despite this fact though, he was still going to try to win this fight.
Jedi Master #34A: Man that smells good, I wonder how much longer until it’s done.
Fremen #53: Should we go help him out, that Maximus dude looks kind of awesome?
Fremen #52: No, we were told this was going to be a one on one fight. We shall stay back.
Jedi Master #33A: Dinner is served boys, though I can’t find a good knife in here so good luck cutting this thing up.
While the rest of the midgets got their grub on, Nightwing and Maximus were beating the hell out of each other. The speed that Nightwing brought to the match was just as lethal as the strength Maximus possessed. With the two combatants trading blows back and forth, Nightwing knew that he could not win the match this way. He had to get Maximus’s sword away from him, then he would have the upper hand. So instead of continuing the fight as it was, he ran towards the end of the hall and waited for Maximus to follow him.
Maximus thought his running away was a cowardly act, so he ran towards the crime fighter with his sword leading the charge. Right before Maximus arrived to meet him though, Nightwing jumped onto the table next to him and knocked the sword out of the gladiator’s hand. Nightwing then flipped over him, took out a knife he stole from the kitchen and stuck it into the back of Maximus. Maximus knew he was done for and fell to the ground on top of his sword. Nightwing generally felt bad about this, as he knew stabbing him in the back was the dishonorable thing to do. In hindsight, Nightwing should have probably just walked away, but being the man that he is, he wanted to look Maximus in the face as he died.
Nightwing then walked over to Maximus and rolled his body over so he could see his face. The next thing happened in an instant and before he knew it, he was down on the ground next to the gladiator. As soon as Nightwing rolled Maximus’s body over, the former general lunged his sword directly in the stomach of costumed hero. The sword cut right threw Nightwings stomach and pierced his spinal cord in back. Both men lied there on the ground, just waiting for death to take them away. As this happened though, Jedi Master #33A dropped his food and ran over to finish this off once and for all.
Maximus: I promised you blood Dick, now please rest in peace.
Jedi Master #33A: What the hell, you guys, he’s dead.
Maximus: Yes he is, but not before taking me with him.
Jedi Master #33A: Screw that Max, your still here you hairy SOB. Time for you to go dome less.
Fremen #52: Please, just let the man die in peace. It was a fair fight in which both men lost.
Jedi Master #34A: Yeah, he’ll be dead in minute anyway. Just let him go.
Jedi Master #33A: Well I could do that, or I could do this.
As Jedi Master #33A said “this”, he let Maximus go “dome less” as he so eloquently stated before. Maximus’s body was now lying next to his head, while the remainder of the Midgets team stared at a massive pool of blood that had Nightwing’s lifeless body in it as it’s centerpiece.
TEAM: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midget’s: Jedi Master’s #33A & 34A, Fremen #52 & 53 and Hammer Brother #11 all survived.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midget’s are victorious.
TEAM is Gen. Maximus, Futar #1 & 2, Valkyre #6 & 7, Tleilaxlu Master #1 & 2 and Bill the Pony.
Both teams have captain’s that are well versed with the Dearborn establishment. In fact, I can picture it now. I can only imagine both of them setting up there headquarters like the Rebels did on Yavin IV, talking to their troops like they were getting ready to attack the Death Star. I don’t actually know if that is what happened, but thinking this thought brings warm feelings to my heart.
Gen. Maximus enters the hall and thinks to himself that this place is really out of date. His entire team, who are surprised to see their opponents already waiting for them inside, follows him.
Nightwing: I think you boys showed up to the wrong party.
Fremen: Yes, you should not of come here. For it will be your final resting place.
Paploo: Ugie goo ga.
General Maximus looks at Nightwing and says, “That would be fine with me, but not before a little of your blood has been spilled first.” Just then, Bill the Pony comes charging in with Futar #1 on his back, trampling Paploo to death. Jedi Master #33A then takes out his light saber and dismembers the Futar and Bill the Pony.
Jedi Master #33A: I’ve never had Pony before; I’ll have to give it to the old Polish lady in the kitchen. I bet she can cook something up for us.
But before he can have his meal he is bum rushed by Tleilaxlu Masters #1 & 2. The fight is a fierce one, but with the help of Jedi Master #34A and the Hammer Brothers, the Tleilaxlu Masters are no match. During the initial rush of the Jedi Master, General Maximus had sent the rest of his team to take care of Fremen #52 and 53. He fully expected Nightwing to join him at the bar for a drink, for one last drink is all he expected out of this battle.
Nightwing: Do you expect me to sit down with my enemy and enjoy a drink with him?
General Maximus: I don’t expect anything of you, but yes, a final drink before battle would be nice.
Nightwing’s inner struggle with this seemingly ridiculous invitation took a while to for him to handle, but eventually he gave in and ordered a Miller Light. Since he was not a huge fan of the beer, he took small sips and pondered to himself in what way he was going to take down the General.
Elsewhere in the hall, Futar #2 did manage to jump on Hammer Brother #12 and kill him, but that was the only positive that came of the fight for TEAM. The Jedi Masters made quick work of both Valkyries and Hammer Brother #11 bludgeoned Futar #2 to death. The rest of the Midgets knew that this match was over with, but they also knew that Nightwing wanted to fight Maximus on his own. They each took a seat and sat there, waiting for the battle to begin. Well, everyone but Jedi Master #33A, he went into the kitchen to see how the Pony was coming.
Nightwing: Well, looks like my drink is gone. Do you want to begin this fight gladiator?
General Maximus: Why are you in such a hurry, I thought you would want to cherish your last moments down here.
With that, Nightwing jumped out of his chair and instantly kicked Maximus out of his. This was pretty impressive, especially since Maximus is not exactly the smallest guy in the world. Maximus took this act as the beginning of the end for him, as he no longer feared his own death. Maximus pulled out his sword and began to charge at the costumed vigilante. Nightwing easily dodged his first swipe and jumped on top of the bar to get out of the way. Maximus was impressed with his agility, but was unconcerned with his opponent’s abilities. He already knew that he could not win this battle. Despite this fact though, he was still going to try to win this fight.
Jedi Master #34A: Man that smells good, I wonder how much longer until it’s done.
Fremen #53: Should we go help him out, that Maximus dude looks kind of awesome?
Fremen #52: No, we were told this was going to be a one on one fight. We shall stay back.
Jedi Master #33A: Dinner is served boys, though I can’t find a good knife in here so good luck cutting this thing up.
While the rest of the midgets got their grub on, Nightwing and Maximus were beating the hell out of each other. The speed that Nightwing brought to the match was just as lethal as the strength Maximus possessed. With the two combatants trading blows back and forth, Nightwing knew that he could not win the match this way. He had to get Maximus’s sword away from him, then he would have the upper hand. So instead of continuing the fight as it was, he ran towards the end of the hall and waited for Maximus to follow him.
Maximus thought his running away was a cowardly act, so he ran towards the crime fighter with his sword leading the charge. Right before Maximus arrived to meet him though, Nightwing jumped onto the table next to him and knocked the sword out of the gladiator’s hand. Nightwing then flipped over him, took out a knife he stole from the kitchen and stuck it into the back of Maximus. Maximus knew he was done for and fell to the ground on top of his sword. Nightwing generally felt bad about this, as he knew stabbing him in the back was the dishonorable thing to do. In hindsight, Nightwing should have probably just walked away, but being the man that he is, he wanted to look Maximus in the face as he died.
Nightwing then walked over to Maximus and rolled his body over so he could see his face. The next thing happened in an instant and before he knew it, he was down on the ground next to the gladiator. As soon as Nightwing rolled Maximus’s body over, the former general lunged his sword directly in the stomach of costumed hero. The sword cut right threw Nightwings stomach and pierced his spinal cord in back. Both men lied there on the ground, just waiting for death to take them away. As this happened though, Jedi Master #33A dropped his food and ran over to finish this off once and for all.
Maximus: I promised you blood Dick, now please rest in peace.
Jedi Master #33A: What the hell, you guys, he’s dead.
Maximus: Yes he is, but not before taking me with him.
Jedi Master #33A: Screw that Max, your still here you hairy SOB. Time for you to go dome less.
Fremen #52: Please, just let the man die in peace. It was a fair fight in which both men lost.
Jedi Master #34A: Yeah, he’ll be dead in minute anyway. Just let him go.
Jedi Master #33A: Well I could do that, or I could do this.
As Jedi Master #33A said “this”, he let Maximus go “dome less” as he so eloquently stated before. Maximus’s body was now lying next to his head, while the remainder of the Midgets team stared at a massive pool of blood that had Nightwing’s lifeless body in it as it’s centerpiece.
TEAM: All Dead
The Brotherhood of Evil Midget’s: Jedi Master’s #33A & 34A, Fremen #52 & 53 and Hammer Brother #11 all survived.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midget’s are victorious.
Friday, January 22, 2010
The Syracuse Valley (Team 2) vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Team 1)
The Syracuse Valley is Guille, Xenomorph Alien #93 & 94, Giant Hammer Bros. #3, Navy Sailor #60, Boomerang Bros. #1, Fire Bros. #3, & Little Goomba #5.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is G.W. Bridge, Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13, Ginaz Swordmaster #11, Ancient Ginaz Swordmaster #1, Hammer Bros. #15 & 16, & Peppermint Patti.
The Syracuse Valley begins in the lower level, where Guile starts arranging his troops. He realizes that half of his team could be easily taken out by a pudgy italian plumber and plans accordingly. Ginaz Swordmaster #11 and Ancient Ginaz Swordmaster #1 run into main room followed by the hammer bros, Peppermint Patti and G.W. Bridge. They see Goomba #5 waddling around on floor aimlessly. As the Ginaz Swordmasters are about to cut through the little goomba, Xenomorph Alien #93 jumps from the ceiling and rips both of them apart. G.W. tells his troops to hold as he looks up and sees the other Xenomorph on the ceiling. As Xenomorph #93 is about to continue attacking, two light sabers poke through the ceiling impaling Xenomorph #94, killing it and causing it to fall and stun the other Xenomorph. Guile then orders all of his team to attack and they emerge from their hiding spots. Boomerang Bro. #1 and Giant Hammer Bro. #3 jump out from the kitchen and begin mindlessly jumping and throwing boomerangs and hammers, which doesn't really accomplish much. G.W. tries to attack the stunned Xenomorph but is intercepted by Guile, and they begin whaling on each other. Peppermint Patti tries to jump on Little Goomba #5 but misses. Fire Bro. #3 then shoots a fireball at Peppermint Patti who isn't smart enough to move out of the way. Navy Sailor #60 runs up to Hammer Bro. #16 and pummells him to death. Just as he is about to attack Hammer Bro. #15, both he and the Hammer Bro. are ignited by Fire Bro. #3's barrage of fireballs. The two Dark Jedi masters cut through the ceiling with their light sabers and as they jump to the lower level they slice through Xenomorph #93. Unfortunately for Dark Jedi Master #13, he landed in the path of Boomerang Bro. #1's boomerang and gets knocked in the back of the head with a boomerang. This distracts him just long enough for Fire Bro. #3 to get in a lucky shot and kill him. Dark Jedi Master #12, angry that such crappy characters managed to kill one of his own, redirects fireballs headed his way into Boomerang Bro. #1 and Giant Hammer Bro #3, then stomps on Little Goomba #5 before running up to Fire Bro. #3 and decapitating him. After exchanging many punches, Guile takes the advantage and begins choking G.W., but then feels himself choking. He lets go of G.W. and feels burning in his adomen. He falls to the ground as a light saber is pulled out of him.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is G.W. Bridge, Dark Jedi Master #12 & 13, Ginaz Swordmaster #11, Ancient Ginaz Swordmaster #1, Hammer Bros. #15 & 16, & Peppermint Patti.
The Syracuse Valley begins in the lower level, where Guile starts arranging his troops. He realizes that half of his team could be easily taken out by a pudgy italian plumber and plans accordingly. Ginaz Swordmaster #11 and Ancient Ginaz Swordmaster #1 run into main room followed by the hammer bros, Peppermint Patti and G.W. Bridge. They see Goomba #5 waddling around on floor aimlessly. As the Ginaz Swordmasters are about to cut through the little goomba, Xenomorph Alien #93 jumps from the ceiling and rips both of them apart. G.W. tells his troops to hold as he looks up and sees the other Xenomorph on the ceiling. As Xenomorph #93 is about to continue attacking, two light sabers poke through the ceiling impaling Xenomorph #94, killing it and causing it to fall and stun the other Xenomorph. Guile then orders all of his team to attack and they emerge from their hiding spots. Boomerang Bro. #1 and Giant Hammer Bro. #3 jump out from the kitchen and begin mindlessly jumping and throwing boomerangs and hammers, which doesn't really accomplish much. G.W. tries to attack the stunned Xenomorph but is intercepted by Guile, and they begin whaling on each other. Peppermint Patti tries to jump on Little Goomba #5 but misses. Fire Bro. #3 then shoots a fireball at Peppermint Patti who isn't smart enough to move out of the way. Navy Sailor #60 runs up to Hammer Bro. #16 and pummells him to death. Just as he is about to attack Hammer Bro. #15, both he and the Hammer Bro. are ignited by Fire Bro. #3's barrage of fireballs. The two Dark Jedi masters cut through the ceiling with their light sabers and as they jump to the lower level they slice through Xenomorph #93. Unfortunately for Dark Jedi Master #13, he landed in the path of Boomerang Bro. #1's boomerang and gets knocked in the back of the head with a boomerang. This distracts him just long enough for Fire Bro. #3 to get in a lucky shot and kill him. Dark Jedi Master #12, angry that such crappy characters managed to kill one of his own, redirects fireballs headed his way into Boomerang Bro. #1 and Giant Hammer Bro #3, then stomps on Little Goomba #5 before running up to Fire Bro. #3 and decapitating him. After exchanging many punches, Guile takes the advantage and begins choking G.W., but then feels himself choking. He lets go of G.W. and feels burning in his adomen. He falls to the ground as a light saber is pulled out of him.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Logical Genocide
Iron Patriot
Bane
Sandworm #11
Moonstone
Starman
The Ray
Shatterstar
The Huntress
Black Tom Cassidy
Hawk
V (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Jedi Master #28
Predator #48
Terminator #40
Goro
Cybertronian Guardian #9
Neo-Cymek #18
Dementor #8
Black Dragon #11
Bane
Sandworm #11
Moonstone
Starman
The Ray
Shatterstar
The Huntress
Black Tom Cassidy
Hawk
V (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Jedi Master #28
Predator #48
Terminator #40
Goro
Cybertronian Guardian #9
Neo-Cymek #18
Dementor #8
Black Dragon #11
Team Bruce
Ultra Magnus
Elrond
Sandworm #10
Nightmare (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Eeth Koth
Galadriel
Blue Wizard #2
Hydro-Man
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Opee Sea Killer #10
Fred Weasaly
George Weasaly
Predator #49
Terminator #39
Xenomorph #53
Xio Jade
Cybertronian Guardian #10
Plastic Man
Opee Sea Killer #9
Dementor #7
Elrond
Sandworm #10
Nightmare (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Eeth Koth
Galadriel
Blue Wizard #2
Hydro-Man
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Opee Sea Killer #10
Fred Weasaly
George Weasaly
Predator #49
Terminator #39
Xenomorph #53
Xio Jade
Cybertronian Guardian #10
Plastic Man
Opee Sea Killer #9
Dementor #7
Hailey's Comets
Kid Deadpool
Lady Deathstrike
Sandworm #9
Daredevil
Sandworm #13
Arachne
The Blob
Hanibal King
Cable
Hordak (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Jedi Master #40
Reverse Flash
Predator #50
Terminator #38
Xenomorph #54
Neo-Cymek #19
Cybertronian Guardian #8
Dementor #9
Dementor #6
Vigo the Carpathian
Lady Deathstrike
Sandworm #9
Daredevil
Sandworm #13
Arachne
The Blob
Hanibal King
Cable
Hordak (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Jedi Master #40
Reverse Flash
Predator #50
Terminator #38
Xenomorph #54
Neo-Cymek #19
Cybertronian Guardian #8
Dementor #9
Dementor #6
Vigo the Carpathian
Team Teresa
Capt. Marvel
Wheeljack
Sandworm #8
Sandworm #12
Shredder
Mr. Incredible
Bellatrix Lestrange
Eowyn
Jet Jaguar
Ryan Poteracki**
Smokescreen
Black Dragon #8
Dementor #10
Nightsister Sith Witch #19
Aleta One
Chucky (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Bride of Chucky
Predator #46
Widget (w/ body)
Jedi Master #8
Wheeljack
Sandworm #8
Sandworm #12
Shredder
Mr. Incredible
Bellatrix Lestrange
Eowyn
Jet Jaguar
Ryan Poteracki**
Smokescreen
Black Dragon #8
Dementor #10
Nightsister Sith Witch #19
Aleta One
Chucky (with a Yellow Power Ring)
Bride of Chucky
Predator #46
Widget (w/ body)
Jedi Master #8
The Transfoamers
Neo Cymek #20
Sandworm #6
Sandworm #7
Beowolf
Warpath
Chemo
Nazgul #8
Zam Wessel
Darth Bane (with a yellow power ring)
Jedi Master #29
Death Bringer
Beachcomer
Jedi Master #16
Jedi Master #9
Gold Dragon #13
Jedi Master #34
Jedi Master #35
Predator #45
Jedi Master #50A
Black Dragon #10
Sandworm #6
Sandworm #7
Beowolf
Warpath
Chemo
Nazgul #8
Zam Wessel
Darth Bane (with a yellow power ring)
Jedi Master #29
Death Bringer
Beachcomer
Jedi Master #16
Jedi Master #9
Gold Dragon #13
Jedi Master #34
Jedi Master #35
Predator #45
Jedi Master #50A
Black Dragon #10
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-Death Bringer & Beachcomer went to The Transfoamers
-Blue Devil & Chun Li went to P.M.S.
-Goro went to Logical Genocide
-Galadriel & Blue Wizard #2 went to Team Bruce
-Chucky & The Bride of Chucky went to Team Teresa
-Blue Devil & Chun Li went to P.M.S.
-Goro went to Logical Genocide
-Galadriel & Blue Wizard #2 went to Team Bruce
-Chucky & The Bride of Chucky went to Team Teresa
The Abomitrons
-Jedi Master #50A went to The Transfoamers
-M. Bison & River went to P.M.S.
-Starman & The Ray went to Logical Genocide
-Widget (with body) went to Team Teresa
-M. Bison & River went to P.M.S.
-Starman & The Ray went to Logical Genocide
-Widget (with body) went to Team Teresa
Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
-Ookla the Mok & Balrog #2 went to P.M.S.
-Kid Deadpool went to Hailey's Comets
-Nightsister Sith Witch #11 went to Team Bruce
-Kid Deadpool went to Hailey's Comets
-Nightsister Sith Witch #11 went to Team Bruce
Xavier's Annihilation Squad
-Darth Bane went to The Transfoamers
-The Leprechaun & Spawn went to P.M.S.
-Reverse Flash & Vigo the Carpathian went to Hailey's Comets
-Bane & Black Tom Cassidy went to Logical Genocide
-Shredder & Jet jaguar went to Team Teresa
-The Leprechaun & Spawn went to P.M.S.
-Reverse Flash & Vigo the Carpathian went to Hailey's Comets
-Bane & Black Tom Cassidy went to Logical Genocide
-Shredder & Jet jaguar went to Team Teresa
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-Sandworm #6 & 7 went to The Transfoamers
-Judge Dredd & Jonny Rico went to P.M.S.
-Sandworm #9 & 13 went to Hailey's Comets
-Sandworm #11 & Shatterstar went to Logical Genocide
-Sandworm #10 & Hydroman went to Team Bruce
-Sandworm #8 & 12 went to Team Teresa
-Judge Dredd & Jonny Rico went to P.M.S.
-Sandworm #9 & 13 went to Hailey's Comets
-Sandworm #11 & Shatterstar went to Logical Genocide
-Sandworm #10 & Hydroman went to Team Bruce
-Sandworm #8 & 12 went to Team Teresa
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Zam Wessel & Jedi Master #29 went to The Transfoamers
-IG-88 & Blue Beetle went to P.M.S.
-Lady Deathstrike & Hanibal King went to Hailey's Comets
-V & Jedi Master #28 went to Logical Genocide
-Nightmare & The Creature from the Black Lagoon went to Team Bruce
-Eowyn & Smokescreen went to Team Teresa
-IG-88 & Blue Beetle went to P.M.S.
-Lady Deathstrike & Hanibal King went to Hailey's Comets
-V & Jedi Master #28 went to Logical Genocide
-Nightmare & The Creature from the Black Lagoon went to Team Bruce
-Eowyn & Smokescreen went to Team Teresa
The Right Wing
-Jedi Master #1 & Gold Dragon #13 went to The Transfoamers
-Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10 went to Team Bruce
-Opee Sea Killer #9 & 10 went to Team Bruce
Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Jedi Master #34 & 35 went to The Transfoamers
-Arachne & Jedi Master #40 went to Hailey's Comets
-Arachne & Jedi Master #40 went to Hailey's Comets
George Washington's Slaves
-Beowolf & Jedi Master #9 went to The Transfoamers
-Fizzle went to P.M.S.
-Fred Weasaly & George Weasaly went to Team Bruce
-Jedi Master #8 went to Team Teresa
-Fizzle went to P.M.S.
-Fred Weasaly & George Weasaly went to Team Bruce
-Jedi Master #8 went to Team Teresa
The Horsemen of Apokolips
-Chemo & Nazgul #8 went to The Transfoamers
-The Sentry went to P.M.S.
-Cable & Hordack went to Hailey's Comets
-Elrond & Eeth Koth went to Team Bruce
-Capt. Marvel & Bellatrix Lestrange went to Team Teresa
-Iron Patriot & Moonstone went to Logical Genocide
-The Sentry went to P.M.S.
-Cable & Hordack went to Hailey's Comets
-Elrond & Eeth Koth went to Team Bruce
-Capt. Marvel & Bellatrix Lestrange went to Team Teresa
-Iron Patriot & Moonstone went to Logical Genocide
TEAM
-Cymek #20 & Warpath went to The Transfoamers
-Freddy Krueger & Jack Sparrow went to P.M.S.
-Neo-Cymek #19 & Cybertronian Guardian #8 went to Hailey's Comets
-Neo-Cymek #18 & Cybertronian Guardian #9 went to Logical Genocide
-Ultra Magnus & Cybertronian Guardian #10 went to Team Bruce
-Wheeljack & Ryan Poteracki went to Team Teresa
-Freddy Krueger & Jack Sparrow went to P.M.S.
-Neo-Cymek #19 & Cybertronian Guardian #8 went to Hailey's Comets
-Neo-Cymek #18 & Cybertronian Guardian #9 went to Logical Genocide
-Ultra Magnus & Cybertronian Guardian #10 went to Team Bruce
-Wheeljack & Ryan Poteracki went to Team Teresa
Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches
-The Beast & Black Dragon #12 went to P.M.S.
-Dementor #6 & 9 went to Hailey's Comets
-Dementor #8 & Black Dragon #11 went to Logical Genocide
-Dementor #7 went to Team Bruce
-Black Dragon #8 & Dementor #10 went to Team Teresa
-Dementor #6 & 9 went to Hailey's Comets
-Dementor #8 & Black Dragon #11 went to Logical Genocide
-Dementor #7 went to Team Bruce
-Black Dragon #8 & Dementor #10 went to Team Teresa
The Untouchables
-Daredevil & The Blob went to Hailey's Comets
-The Huntress & Plastic Man went to P.M.S.
-Mr. Incredible & Eleta One went to Team Teresa
-The Huntress & Plastic Man went to P.M.S.
-Mr. Incredible & Eleta One went to Team Teresa
Better Than All of You
-Predator #47 went to P.M.S.
-Predator #50 & Terminator #38 went to Hailey's Comets
-Predator #48 & Terminator #40 went to Logical Genocide
-Predator #49 & Terminator #39 went to Team Bruce
-Predator #46 went to Team Teresa
-Predator #50 & Terminator #38 went to Hailey's Comets
-Predator #48 & Terminator #40 went to Logical Genocide
-Predator #49 & Terminator #39 went to Team Bruce
-Predator #46 went to Team Teresa
*Note from the Comissioner*
I am going to list, who lost what characters in the expansion draft, what characters the new teams acquired, and the draft order and rules for Feb. 13th. It will all be put on the blog, but it will take place while the optional tournament is finishing up, so you may have to do a little searching for the exact post that you are looking for. For that I apologize, but it is a busy time of year for The FFL and it cannot be avoided.
-Josh
-Josh
Monday, January 11, 2010
Murderflies (Team 1) Vs. Commandos (Team 2) (there full names won't fit in the title box)
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Harry Potter, Jedi Master #23 & 24, Sardakaur #13 & 14, Gungan #3 & 4, & Mrs. Doubtfire.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies is Hellboy, Marine #4-8, & Ewok #6-8.
Harry Potter’s squad begins in the lower level kitchen. Harry carefully puts together a plan in which a Jedi and a gungan each cover one of the doors heading into the back room, Sardakaur #13 & Mrs. Doubtfire (armed with limes from the bar) cover the stairway exit to the outside and the back upper floor exit and Harry, along with Sardakaur #14 are located just to the right of the bar, in front of the Christmas tree so they can see all possible attack routes and so Harry can still direct his team during the battle. Hellboy is already leading his team down the stairs from their start point when Marine #5 asks “what’s the plan Captain”? Hellboy answers “follow me”. Harry speaks to his team and says that they will wait where they are at for their opponents to attack first: “they have to come in one of the doors we have guarded” says Harry to his team of much older followers. “And when they do we’ll be rea“…… But the young wizard’s sentence is cut off as Hellboy comes crashing thru the wall and on to the stage, knocking over Santa’s chair. Before they even realize what is going on, JedI Master #23 & Gungan #4 are gunned down by Hellboy and the Samaritan. Sardakaur #14 instantly jumps into action and takes out both Marines #5 & 8, as well as Ewok #6 with his lasgun as they first follow their team captain Hellboy thru his makeshift doorway. Marine #7 takes out Gungan #3, but not before the gungan takes out Ewok #7. Sardakaur #14 & Mrs. Doubtfire run back down the stairs to join the battle that is going on without them, and the Imperial terror troop takes out Marine #6 immediately as he runs thru the doorway. Mrs. Doubtfire rocks Ewok #8 in the head with a lime, but if anything it just knocks some sense into the little genius, as he turns and throws his spear with an Olympic-like javelin toss right into the neck of Mrs. Doubtfire. The absolutely hilarious cross-dresser does manage to belt out one last anecdote as he/she says “run by fruity…… stopped with……. Old woman on a stick” before he dies (both teams ignite in uproarious laughter). Harry casts a spell that blasts Marine #8 into oblivion, and then fries Ewok #8 as if it were an after thought, but Hellboy dodges the attacks of the remaining Commandos and goes in for the kill with Harry. He knocks the little brit hard in the chest and then rockets him up over the bar. Before Harry even lands Hellboy is over top of him deciding whether to blast him with the Samaritan or bring his huge fist into Harry’s dome, Jedi Master #24 force leaps onto the bar and removes Hellboy’s head with his light saber. The Jedi looks down at his frightened team captain below him and says “Merry Christmas”
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies is Hellboy, Marine #4-8, & Ewok #6-8.
Harry Potter’s squad begins in the lower level kitchen. Harry carefully puts together a plan in which a Jedi and a gungan each cover one of the doors heading into the back room, Sardakaur #13 & Mrs. Doubtfire (armed with limes from the bar) cover the stairway exit to the outside and the back upper floor exit and Harry, along with Sardakaur #14 are located just to the right of the bar, in front of the Christmas tree so they can see all possible attack routes and so Harry can still direct his team during the battle. Hellboy is already leading his team down the stairs from their start point when Marine #5 asks “what’s the plan Captain”? Hellboy answers “follow me”. Harry speaks to his team and says that they will wait where they are at for their opponents to attack first: “they have to come in one of the doors we have guarded” says Harry to his team of much older followers. “And when they do we’ll be rea“…… But the young wizard’s sentence is cut off as Hellboy comes crashing thru the wall and on to the stage, knocking over Santa’s chair. Before they even realize what is going on, JedI Master #23 & Gungan #4 are gunned down by Hellboy and the Samaritan. Sardakaur #14 instantly jumps into action and takes out both Marines #5 & 8, as well as Ewok #6 with his lasgun as they first follow their team captain Hellboy thru his makeshift doorway. Marine #7 takes out Gungan #3, but not before the gungan takes out Ewok #7. Sardakaur #14 & Mrs. Doubtfire run back down the stairs to join the battle that is going on without them, and the Imperial terror troop takes out Marine #6 immediately as he runs thru the doorway. Mrs. Doubtfire rocks Ewok #8 in the head with a lime, but if anything it just knocks some sense into the little genius, as he turns and throws his spear with an Olympic-like javelin toss right into the neck of Mrs. Doubtfire. The absolutely hilarious cross-dresser does manage to belt out one last anecdote as he/she says “run by fruity…… stopped with……. Old woman on a stick” before he dies (both teams ignite in uproarious laughter). Harry casts a spell that blasts Marine #8 into oblivion, and then fries Ewok #8 as if it were an after thought, but Hellboy dodges the attacks of the remaining Commandos and goes in for the kill with Harry. He knocks the little brit hard in the chest and then rockets him up over the bar. Before Harry even lands Hellboy is over top of him deciding whether to blast him with the Samaritan or bring his huge fist into Harry’s dome, Jedi Master #24 force leaps onto the bar and removes Hellboy’s head with his light saber. The Jedi looks down at his frightened team captain below him and says “Merry Christmas”
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em-Effers
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Elrond, Dementor #17, Dark Jedi Master #1, Amazon #11, Droideka #9, & Astro-Droid #11 & 12.
The Em-Effers are Rabban Harkonen, Amazon #26 & 30, Uruk Hai #31 & 32, Battle Droid #19 & 21, & Ski Bum.
Elrond leads his team out of the upper floor members only bar after a couple of cups of Christmas cheer and decides that he is going to camp out next to the double door entrance to the upper level rentable hall, which like most years is empty. He believes that his team will be better off if they maintain the high ground and try to attack their opponents as they come up the stairway. “What was that” Amazon #11 asks of her team as she hears a faint beep. Just then the elevator doors open and Rabban and his team (several of whom, including himself were at one point Horsemen and are eager for some pay back after being dropped from the Championship team). In all the excitement Astro-Droid #12 falls down the stairs and is destroyed by the fall, but the rest of Elrond’s strike force jumps into action. Rabban’s team takes cover behind the wall next to the elevator but The Horsemen go on the offensive. Dementor #17 flies in and consumes Amazon #26, while Amazon #11 proves to Amazon #30 why she was selected to stay on the team by demonstrating her superior fighting skills and defeating her fellow Amazon in one on one combat. Droideka #9 rolls into action and instantly makes short work of the 2 Battle Droids and Uruk Hai #31. Ski Bum follows the direct order from the Beast Rabban and jumps down the stairs to finish off the fallen Astro-Droid, while Rabban pulls out his dagger and charges The Horsemen. Rabban is an extremely fierce fighter but he looks clumsy as Elrond dodges his advances and then runs him thru with his Elven Sword while Dark Jedi Master #1 is force choking Uruk Hai #32 to death. Ski Bum is no coward, but he knows when he is beat and as the last surviving member attempts to run away, but The Dark Jedi Master force pushes him into the wall above the couch and holds him there while the Droideka blasts him to pieces.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Em-Effers are Rabban Harkonen, Amazon #26 & 30, Uruk Hai #31 & 32, Battle Droid #19 & 21, & Ski Bum.
Elrond leads his team out of the upper floor members only bar after a couple of cups of Christmas cheer and decides that he is going to camp out next to the double door entrance to the upper level rentable hall, which like most years is empty. He believes that his team will be better off if they maintain the high ground and try to attack their opponents as they come up the stairway. “What was that” Amazon #11 asks of her team as she hears a faint beep. Just then the elevator doors open and Rabban and his team (several of whom, including himself were at one point Horsemen and are eager for some pay back after being dropped from the Championship team). In all the excitement Astro-Droid #12 falls down the stairs and is destroyed by the fall, but the rest of Elrond’s strike force jumps into action. Rabban’s team takes cover behind the wall next to the elevator but The Horsemen go on the offensive. Dementor #17 flies in and consumes Amazon #26, while Amazon #11 proves to Amazon #30 why she was selected to stay on the team by demonstrating her superior fighting skills and defeating her fellow Amazon in one on one combat. Droideka #9 rolls into action and instantly makes short work of the 2 Battle Droids and Uruk Hai #31. Ski Bum follows the direct order from the Beast Rabban and jumps down the stairs to finish off the fallen Astro-Droid, while Rabban pulls out his dagger and charges The Horsemen. Rabban is an extremely fierce fighter but he looks clumsy as Elrond dodges his advances and then runs him thru with his Elven Sword while Dark Jedi Master #1 is force choking Uruk Hai #32 to death. Ski Bum is no coward, but he knows when he is beat and as the last surviving member attempts to run away, but The Dark Jedi Master force pushes him into the wall above the couch and holds him there while the Droideka blasts him to pieces.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Syracuse Valley (Team 1) Vs. TEAM (Team 2)
The Syracuse Valley is Knuckles, Xenomorph #91 & 92, Giant Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, Moritani Soldier #1 & 2, & Little Goomba #4.
TEAM is Duke Leto Atreides, Futar #3 & 4, Valkyrie #8 & 9, Tlielaxlu Master #3 & 4, & Crippled Pete Sosa.
The Syracuse Valley begins from the up stairs women’s bathroom. Knuckles smartly tells his team to be completely still and quiet as they are first teleported there. He does this so the 2 Xenomorphs who instantly begin their hunt will be far ahead of them. Knuckles doesn’t want the Xenomorphs attacking his own team, but he knows that they cannot be controlled, so he just hopes that they do some damage to the other team before the rest of The Valley even has to deal with them. Duke Leto leads his TEAM thru the double doors past the lower level women’s bathroom. Pete & The Tlielaxlu Masters hang back with The Red Duke while he sends the 2 Valkyrie on a scouting mission up the stairs. The 2 women soldiers have a bad feeling as they walk up the all to quiet stairs, but The Duke is more than confident in their fighting and scouting abilities. But as if they came out of nowhere the 2 Aliens fall on top of the 2 Valkyrie and rip the women to shreds. The 2 Futars see this and rush into action to help their fallen TEAMmates. The 2 Futars use their muscular arms and jaws to rip Xenomorph #92 apart, the only problem is that once they do this the acid blood from the alien sprays all over the 2 genetically engineered creatures and kills them both. Duke Leto sees what has happened and realizes that these creatures cannot be killed with a melee attack as he takes at the remaining Xenomorph’s head with his Maula pistol. Pete follows suit and does the same with his Taurus .45. Duke Leto is beside himself as he realizes that although this threat is done, there must be more to his opponents team and that he has just lost his best soldiers. Knuckles runs back quickly after witnessing some of this fight, but is quick enough to go unnoticed by TEAM. He then orders a full out attack on Leto’s team, who is just getting to the top of the first set of stairs. The 2 Giant Hammer Bros. jump down causing the floor to shake, which knocks Pete off of his one good leg. Although Pete does manage to get up in time to jump on Goomba #4 and kill him with a foot crutch combo stomp. Although Pete doesn’t have time to enjoy his 100 points; because he, along with Tlielaxlu Master #3 are both struck by enormous hammers, from the Giant Hammer Bros. The Moritani Soldiers take pleasure in gunning down the last Tlielaxlu Master, but Duke Leto jumps into action. He pulls out his dagger and moves with amazing speed and agility. The Red Duke then jumps into the air to slice the throat of Giant Hammer Bros. #2 and then breaks the neck of Moritani Soldier #2 with a powerful kick to the head. But this last stand is no more than that as he then falls victim to a vicious spin attack from Knuckles while his strike force provides him with cover.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM is Duke Leto Atreides, Futar #3 & 4, Valkyrie #8 & 9, Tlielaxlu Master #3 & 4, & Crippled Pete Sosa.
The Syracuse Valley begins from the up stairs women’s bathroom. Knuckles smartly tells his team to be completely still and quiet as they are first teleported there. He does this so the 2 Xenomorphs who instantly begin their hunt will be far ahead of them. Knuckles doesn’t want the Xenomorphs attacking his own team, but he knows that they cannot be controlled, so he just hopes that they do some damage to the other team before the rest of The Valley even has to deal with them. Duke Leto leads his TEAM thru the double doors past the lower level women’s bathroom. Pete & The Tlielaxlu Masters hang back with The Red Duke while he sends the 2 Valkyrie on a scouting mission up the stairs. The 2 women soldiers have a bad feeling as they walk up the all to quiet stairs, but The Duke is more than confident in their fighting and scouting abilities. But as if they came out of nowhere the 2 Aliens fall on top of the 2 Valkyrie and rip the women to shreds. The 2 Futars see this and rush into action to help their fallen TEAMmates. The 2 Futars use their muscular arms and jaws to rip Xenomorph #92 apart, the only problem is that once they do this the acid blood from the alien sprays all over the 2 genetically engineered creatures and kills them both. Duke Leto sees what has happened and realizes that these creatures cannot be killed with a melee attack as he takes at the remaining Xenomorph’s head with his Maula pistol. Pete follows suit and does the same with his Taurus .45. Duke Leto is beside himself as he realizes that although this threat is done, there must be more to his opponents team and that he has just lost his best soldiers. Knuckles runs back quickly after witnessing some of this fight, but is quick enough to go unnoticed by TEAM. He then orders a full out attack on Leto’s team, who is just getting to the top of the first set of stairs. The 2 Giant Hammer Bros. jump down causing the floor to shake, which knocks Pete off of his one good leg. Although Pete does manage to get up in time to jump on Goomba #4 and kill him with a foot crutch combo stomp. Although Pete doesn’t have time to enjoy his 100 points; because he, along with Tlielaxlu Master #3 are both struck by enormous hammers, from the Giant Hammer Bros. The Moritani Soldiers take pleasure in gunning down the last Tlielaxlu Master, but Duke Leto jumps into action. He pulls out his dagger and moves with amazing speed and agility. The Red Duke then jumps into the air to slice the throat of Giant Hammer Bros. #2 and then breaks the neck of Moritani Soldier #2 with a powerful kick to the head. But this last stand is no more than that as he then falls victim to a vicious spin attack from Knuckles while his strike force provides him with cover.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!
The Money Bags Vs. TEAM (Team 3)
The Money Bags are Scrooge Mcduck, Storm Trooper #16-21, & Dozer #3.
TEAM is Depa Billaba, Futar #5 & 6, Valkyrie #10 & 11, Tlielaxlu Master #5 & 6, & Animal.
Depa Billaba’s team begins in the front entrance to the hall, but the Jedi Master instantly begins leading them down the stairs, past the kitchen, thru the gathering area, thru the coatroom door and up the stairs (Depa Billaba goes to the hall the same way as old school Alyssa: No screwing around). Depa Billaba slows down the march of her TEAM as they begin to ascend up the stairs which is where they meet their attackers. Scrooge Mcduck gives the signal, and the Storm Troopers begin firing. As instructed, Master Billaba’s TEAMmembers stay behind her as she deflects the blaster bolts, but one gets thru and kills Tlielaxlu #5. Return blaster fire from Depa’s light saber kills Troopers #16 & 18, while Animal, The Futars and The Valkyries break rank and climb up the stairwell walls, over the plants, and knocking over the picture of Msg. Hunt. Once they reach the top, The Futars and Valkyries make short work of the remaining troopers while Animal grabs Dozer #3 and eats him. Scrooge who knows that danger is out to find him, makes a last ditch effort to attack the strangers who are out to find him. He jumps down from the top of the stairway and drives his cane hard down onto the bald grayish head of Tlielaxlu Master #6 to kill him. Depa Billaba does her best to control the anger that is going thru her after letting this oversized duck break thru their defenses and runs him thru with her light saber.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM is Depa Billaba, Futar #5 & 6, Valkyrie #10 & 11, Tlielaxlu Master #5 & 6, & Animal.
Depa Billaba’s team begins in the front entrance to the hall, but the Jedi Master instantly begins leading them down the stairs, past the kitchen, thru the gathering area, thru the coatroom door and up the stairs (Depa Billaba goes to the hall the same way as old school Alyssa: No screwing around). Depa Billaba slows down the march of her TEAM as they begin to ascend up the stairs which is where they meet their attackers. Scrooge Mcduck gives the signal, and the Storm Troopers begin firing. As instructed, Master Billaba’s TEAMmembers stay behind her as she deflects the blaster bolts, but one gets thru and kills Tlielaxlu #5. Return blaster fire from Depa’s light saber kills Troopers #16 & 18, while Animal, The Futars and The Valkyries break rank and climb up the stairwell walls, over the plants, and knocking over the picture of Msg. Hunt. Once they reach the top, The Futars and Valkyries make short work of the remaining troopers while Animal grabs Dozer #3 and eats him. Scrooge who knows that danger is out to find him, makes a last ditch effort to attack the strangers who are out to find him. He jumps down from the top of the stairway and drives his cane hard down onto the bald grayish head of Tlielaxlu Master #6 to kill him. Depa Billaba does her best to control the anger that is going thru her after letting this oversized duck break thru their defenses and runs him thru with her light saber.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1) Vs.
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Team 2)
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Shatterstar, Marine #9-12, & Ewok #9-11.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Buffy Summers, Jedi Master #21 & 22, Metroid #1 & 2, Gungan #1 & 2, & The Map.
Buffy’s squad is maxin and relaxin on the chairs in the upstairs women’s bathroom about to put together a plan when Shatterstar and his strike force are already running up the stairs to attack. They get to the top of the stairs and are spotted by Buffy which causes her to send her team into action. The Metroids are the first to move toward the Murderflies, but Shatterstar has done his research and tells his team to stick to the plan. Marine #9 and ewoks # 10 & 11 begin running away down the hall toward the members bar, and the metroids follow them. The remaining Marines and ewok begin to do battle with Buffy’s team, while Buffy and Shatterstar break into one kicka** fight. Gungan #2 takes a hollow point to the head but the Jedis and Gungan #1 (mostly the Jedis) make quick work of the 3 marines. Ewok #9 grabs The Map and takes a bite, and the taste reminds him of that bland crap that that Princess Leia broad gave them out of her hat or whatever during that whole Empire fiasco that happened in between mating season and yuzzem hunting season. He then got a lightsaber to the head by Jedi Master #21. Metroid #1 & 2 catch up to the 2 ewoks and begin to swallow up their energy while still chasing the last remaining Marine. Marine #9 busts out of the doors and into the cold Detroit December air. It is so bitterly cold out, that no freeze gun is needed to freeze these Metroids solid. Marine #9 then follows the plan and pulls out his stash of grenades. He throws 5 at each of the Metroids while he says “sorry ewok-buddies but I don’t think you’re getting out of this one”. The Metroids die. While this is going on Buffy and Shatterstar are still engaged in a ferocious fight. Both fighters are gaining much respect for their opponent’s abilities but once Buffy is joined by her 2 Jedi soldiers the fight becomes unbalanced and Buffy is able to kick Shatterstar’s smaller saber-like sword out of his left hand and she then uses it to run him thru. As Shatterstar lay on the ground dying Buffy picks up the Kabar from the waste of the dead Marine #12 and stands at the ready. Marine #9 then runs in the door from the cold outside ready to report back to Shatterstar but is instead met by a knife thrown into his neck by Buffy.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
P.S. The Map is still alive
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Shatterstar, Marine #9-12, & Ewok #9-11.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Buffy Summers, Jedi Master #21 & 22, Metroid #1 & 2, Gungan #1 & 2, & The Map.
Buffy’s squad is maxin and relaxin on the chairs in the upstairs women’s bathroom about to put together a plan when Shatterstar and his strike force are already running up the stairs to attack. They get to the top of the stairs and are spotted by Buffy which causes her to send her team into action. The Metroids are the first to move toward the Murderflies, but Shatterstar has done his research and tells his team to stick to the plan. Marine #9 and ewoks # 10 & 11 begin running away down the hall toward the members bar, and the metroids follow them. The remaining Marines and ewok begin to do battle with Buffy’s team, while Buffy and Shatterstar break into one kicka** fight. Gungan #2 takes a hollow point to the head but the Jedis and Gungan #1 (mostly the Jedis) make quick work of the 3 marines. Ewok #9 grabs The Map and takes a bite, and the taste reminds him of that bland crap that that Princess Leia broad gave them out of her hat or whatever during that whole Empire fiasco that happened in between mating season and yuzzem hunting season. He then got a lightsaber to the head by Jedi Master #21. Metroid #1 & 2 catch up to the 2 ewoks and begin to swallow up their energy while still chasing the last remaining Marine. Marine #9 busts out of the doors and into the cold Detroit December air. It is so bitterly cold out, that no freeze gun is needed to freeze these Metroids solid. Marine #9 then follows the plan and pulls out his stash of grenades. He throws 5 at each of the Metroids while he says “sorry ewok-buddies but I don’t think you’re getting out of this one”. The Metroids die. While this is going on Buffy and Shatterstar are still engaged in a ferocious fight. Both fighters are gaining much respect for their opponent’s abilities but once Buffy is joined by her 2 Jedi soldiers the fight becomes unbalanced and Buffy is able to kick Shatterstar’s smaller saber-like sword out of his left hand and she then uses it to run him thru. As Shatterstar lay on the ground dying Buffy picks up the Kabar from the waste of the dead Marine #12 and stands at the ready. Marine #9 then runs in the door from the cold outside ready to report back to Shatterstar but is instead met by a knife thrown into his neck by Buffy.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
P.S. The Map is still alive
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Optional Tournament: Round 1
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-The Money Bags Vs. TEAM
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. TEAM
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em Effers
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Reign Supremacy Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-The Money Bags Vs. TEAM
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. TEAM
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em Effers
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Reign Supremacy Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
Saturday, December 5, 2009
December Optional Tournament
In the second half of this month there is going to be an optional tournament. It will be a "strike force" tournament with the setting being the K of C Hall on Warren Road in Detroit (known to many members of the FFL simply as "The Hall"). Each strike force will consist of 1 character that costs 39 points or less (the leader), 2 commons that cost 30 points or less(the officers), 2 commons that cost 15 or less, 2 commons that cost 8 or less, and 1 character that costs 4 or less (the annoying mascot). This tournament is optional to join, but teams may also enter more than 1 strike force (I reserve the right to put a limit on how many you may enter, but as of right now I will not. For entering the tournament you will recieve an AT-RT (1 for each strike force you enter). The grand prize will be the Delorean/time machine from Back to the Future. The other prizes will depend on how many teams enter the tournament. Your teams are due in by Dec. 15th, and the tournament will be completed no later than the Expansion draft/draft lottery on Jan. 9th.
Season 3 Schedule
This is the schedule for Season 3. There are several new teams, and most of them have not submitted team names yet, so they will probably change before the season starts; but there are many requests coming in for this schedule, so I found it important to post it now. The name next to the match is the Watcher who will be witnessing that particular match. This is tenative and subject to change, but we will do our best to keep changes to a minimum. Weeks 3, 5, & 9 are retreat weeks, and the rest are all death matches. As always, please feel free to contact me at any time by whatever media means you prefer for any questions you may have.
Pre-Season
Setting: Kashyyyk
Points: 100
Prize: A red, green, & blue Kyber crystal & a Y-Wing Bomber
-The Transfoamers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Better Than All of You (Nick)
-The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckerma's Backyardigans: Beeyatches (Ryan)
Week 1
Setting: Bar fight
Points: 75
Prize: Halberd, Atlas, & Heat Axe (from Shining Force)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamers (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hailey's Comets (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Evette (Nick)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Mike)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-The Right Wing Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
Week 2
Setting: The Arctic Ocean
Points: 200
Prize: Mandalorian Armor
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Beckerman's Bakyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Abomitrons (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Untouchables (Ryan)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Nick)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Team Bruce
Week 3
Setting: Coruscant
Points: 500
Prize: Red lightsaber
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigas: Beeyatches Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Teresa's Team Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)
Week 4
Setting: The Rischey Mays (Space)
Points: 800
Prize: 2 green lightsabers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team Bruce (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Evette (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
Week 5
Setting: Water World (yes, the Kevin Costner movie)
Points: 1200
Prize: 2 blue lightsabers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Team S.P. Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Team Evette (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Week 6
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 2500
Prize: Green Lantern Ring
-TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Better Than All of You (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-Jonathon's AwesomeRy Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Josh)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
Week 7
Setting: Scorched Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Ryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
Week 8
Setting: The Ice Tundra's of Saskatoon
Points 699
Prize: Blue Lantern Ring
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Hailey's Comet's Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
Week 9
Setting: Ancient Egypt
Points: 400
Prize: Various Super Smash Bros. Weapons
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Built Ford Tough (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team
Week 10
Setting: Bespin
Points: 175
Prize: Demon Rod & Devil Lance (from Shining Force)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Teresa's Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
Week 11
Setting: The Jungle from Avatar
Points: 55
Prize: A Mithril Vest
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. The Untouchables (Nick)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Bryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
Eight teams from each league (sixteen total) will make the play-offs. Any team that makes the play-offs will win an A-Wing and a piece of Kryptonite. The division winners will be guarenteed the top three seeds and will additionally win an Iron Man suit and a Russian Mig. Please contact me if you see any errors on the schedule, and I will address them immedietely.
-Josh
Pre-Season
Setting: Kashyyyk
Points: 100
Prize: A red, green, & blue Kyber crystal & a Y-Wing Bomber
-The Transfoamers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Better Than All of You (Nick)
-The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckerma's Backyardigans: Beeyatches (Ryan)
Week 1
Setting: Bar fight
Points: 75
Prize: Halberd, Atlas, & Heat Axe (from Shining Force)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamers (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hailey's Comets (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Evette (Nick)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Mike)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-The Right Wing Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
Week 2
Setting: The Arctic Ocean
Points: 200
Prize: Mandalorian Armor
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Beckerman's Bakyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Abomitrons (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Untouchables (Ryan)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Nick)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Team Bruce
Week 3
Setting: Coruscant
Points: 500
Prize: Red lightsaber
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigas: Beeyatches Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Teresa's Team Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)
Week 4
Setting: The Rischey Mays (Space)
Points: 800
Prize: 2 green lightsabers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team Bruce (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Evette (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
Week 5
Setting: Water World (yes, the Kevin Costner movie)
Points: 1200
Prize: 2 blue lightsabers
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Team S.P. Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Team Evette (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley
Week 6
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 2500
Prize: Green Lantern Ring
-TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Better Than All of You (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-Jonathon's AwesomeRy Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Josh)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
Week 7
Setting: Scorched Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: Red Lantern Ring
-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Ryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
Week 8
Setting: The Ice Tundra's of Saskatoon
Points 699
Prize: Blue Lantern Ring
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Hailey's Comet's Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
Week 9
Setting: Ancient Egypt
Points: 400
Prize: Various Super Smash Bros. Weapons
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Built Ford Tough (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team
Week 10
Setting: Bespin
Points: 175
Prize: Demon Rod & Devil Lance (from Shining Force)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Teresa's Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
Week 11
Setting: The Jungle from Avatar
Points: 55
Prize: A Mithril Vest
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. The Untouchables (Nick)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Bryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
Eight teams from each league (sixteen total) will make the play-offs. Any team that makes the play-offs will win an A-Wing and a piece of Kryptonite. The division winners will be guarenteed the top three seeds and will additionally win an Iron Man suit and a Russian Mig. Please contact me if you see any errors on the schedule, and I will address them immedietely.
-Josh
Thursday, December 3, 2009
The Right Wing
Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch
Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20
Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch
Protected Roster
Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
Unprotected Roster
Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Teddy Tear(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20
Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.
Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve
Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Protected Roster
Ares: god of war
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
Unprotected Roster
The PrediconsDark JedI Master #11A & 12A, & 25A-37A (formerly Dark JedI #11 & 12, & 25-37)
Dark JedI Master #31-40
Nazgul #2’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #2’s Horse
Hrrm
Twisted Mentat #1
Kid Deadpool
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young JedI Knight #1-10
Samurai #1-19
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Treasure Troll #25
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy SEAL #45-50
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Red Dragon #11-22
Blue Dragon #1-12
Battle Droid #1-3
Adm. Starship
Adm. Starship’s laser cat
Nitro
Nitro’s laser cat
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
(interim) Assistant Coach: Curtis Manning
Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
For a team that has spent their entire FFL career on the brink of making the play-offs they should benefit well from the expansion and their new division positioning (getting out of a division with TEAM & The Horsemen is something that just about anybody would look forward to). The Kennelz Dark Jedi’s have all become Dark Jedi Master’s; but the real story of force apprenticeship is JedI Knight #30A, who has just completed the trials after being trained by Senior JedI Master Mace Windu. Master Windu was very impressed with his Padawan and his ability to wield a light saber in the elusive form 7 style that very few JedI have ever mastered. The secretive Coach Oracle, reveals very little about what goes on in the locker room, and Assistants Walsh & McCain are pretty tight lipped as well, but we Watchers do know that mysterious deaths were dealt to Evil Dwarves #1, 3, & 5, Dark JedI Master #37, Young JedI Knight #8, and Samurai #12. With a good draft, you can look forward to seeing this team have a better season than they have ever had in the past.
The Untouchables
Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void
Deadpool
Megatron
Aphrodite
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
The Thing
Human Torch
Legolas
Sorceress of Castle Grayskull
She-Hulk
Boromir
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnel
James Bond
Tomar Tu
Granny Goodness
Gilottina
Lashina
Stompa
Bernadeth
Mad Harriet
She-Ra
(Green Lantern) Sinestro
MacGyver
Scourge
Sweep #1
Sweep #2
Ursula
(movie)Bumblebee
Tinkerbelle
Big Bird
Snuffaloffugas
Horatio Caine
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Punisher
Dr. Polaris
The Atom
Maleficent
Merlin
Spartan
Maul
Voodoo
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Hot Spot
Hoist
Inferno
Eclipso
Pikachu
Birdbrain
Bristleback
Icepick
Scowl
Slog
Wildfly
Pyro
Mystique
Ratchet
Broadside
(movie)Brawl
Prof. Minerva Mognonagle
Scrapper
Ras A Ghul
Space trooper #1-20
Ent #1-10
Dark Side Acolyte #7-18
Elven Soldier #1-12
Clone Trooper #1-6
Aleta One
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Xio Jade
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Plastic Man
Hawk
(evil)Dr. Light
Sidney Briscoe
Siryn
Huntress
Robin (Jason Todd)
Huffer
John Spartan
Ant Man II
Paula Dean
Mr. Incredible
Elasti-girl
Violet
Dash
Jack-Jack
Cordelia Chase
Widget the World Watcher
Weasal
Odysseus
Captain Cold
Blob
Bonecrusher
Hook
Scavenger
Mixmaster
Longhaul
Groove
Blades
Streetwise
First Aid
Pounce
Wingspan
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Griffin #1-6
Purple Dragon #1-6
Horse #5-11
Navy SEAL #33-44
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Dark Jedi Master #19A-24A (formerly Dark Jedi #19-24)
Swiftwind
Madam Razz
Broom
Gatecrasher
Detective Yelena Salas
Slippy Toad
Lightning McQueen
Kingpin
Toe-mater
Fremen #43-54
Nazgul #9
Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #9’s Horse
Doc Hudson
Microchip
(good)Dr. Light
Mombi
Sgt. Todd
Calleigh Duquesne
Natalie Boa Vista
Eric Delko
Alex Woods
Frank Tripp
Beast man
Private Ryan
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
Head Coach: Lord Emp
Assistant Coaches: Matt & Teresa Oblak
Jay
Kay
Casper the Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Gung Hoe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Kung Lao
Making the play-offs in The American League is hard. Making the Play-offs when you play in The Ryan Poteracki Division along with The Horsemen and TEAM is very hard, but The Untouchables manages to do both of those things last year. Although they ended up getting eliminated in the first round, what they accomplished last season is still something to be proud of. In the coming season, The Untouchables will be in a new division with their rival The Kennelz and 2 expansion teams, which is going to up their chances for success drastically, with a decent draft, this team could be one to watch closely in the coming season. Between the ents, dragons, griffins, and giant robots that wander the halls of The Untouchable Locker Room a couple of deaths did ensue. Namely, Elven Soldiers #2 & 10, Space Trooper #14, Navy SEAL #36 & Horse #6. Other than these minor incidents, Commissioner/Coach Gordon runs a pretty tight ship and the team moral is good going into their third season.
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void
Protected Roster
Deadpool
Megatron
Aphrodite
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
The Thing
Human Torch
Legolas
Sorceress of Castle Grayskull
She-Hulk
Boromir
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnel
James Bond
Tomar Tu
Granny Goodness
Gilottina
Lashina
Stompa
Bernadeth
Mad Harriet
She-Ra
(Green Lantern) Sinestro
MacGyver
Scourge
Sweep #1
Sweep #2
Ursula
(movie)Bumblebee
Tinkerbelle
Big Bird
Snuffaloffugas
Horatio Caine
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Punisher
Dr. Polaris
The Atom
Maleficent
Merlin
Spartan
Maul
Voodoo
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Hot Spot
Hoist
Inferno
Eclipso
Pikachu
Birdbrain
Bristleback
Icepick
Scowl
Slog
Wildfly
Pyro
Mystique
Ratchet
Broadside
(movie)Brawl
Prof. Minerva Mognonagle
Scrapper
Ras A Ghul
Unprotected Roster
Space trooper #1-20
Ent #1-10
Dark Side Acolyte #7-18
Elven Soldier #1-12
Clone Trooper #1-6
Aleta One
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Xio Jade
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Plastic Man
Hawk
(evil)Dr. Light
Sidney Briscoe
Siryn
Huntress
Robin (Jason Todd)
Huffer
John Spartan
Ant Man II
Paula Dean
Mr. Incredible
Elasti-girl
Violet
Dash
Jack-Jack
Cordelia Chase
Widget the World Watcher
Weasal
Odysseus
Captain Cold
Blob
Bonecrusher
Hook
Scavenger
Mixmaster
Longhaul
Groove
Blades
Streetwise
First Aid
Pounce
Wingspan
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Griffin #1-6
Purple Dragon #1-6
Horse #5-11
Navy SEAL #33-44
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Dark Jedi Master #19A-24A (formerly Dark Jedi #19-24)
Swiftwind
Madam Razz
Broom
Gatecrasher
Detective Yelena Salas
Slippy Toad
Lightning McQueen
Kingpin
Toe-mater
Fremen #43-54
Nazgul #9
Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #9’s Horse
Doc Hudson
Microchip
(good)Dr. Light
Mombi
Sgt. Todd
Calleigh Duquesne
Natalie Boa Vista
Eric Delko
Alex Woods
Frank Tripp
Beast man
Private Ryan
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Lord Emp
Assistant Coaches: Matt & Teresa Oblak
Jay
Kay
Casper the Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Gung Hoe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Kung Lao
Making the play-offs in The American League is hard. Making the Play-offs when you play in The Ryan Poteracki Division along with The Horsemen and TEAM is very hard, but The Untouchables manages to do both of those things last year. Although they ended up getting eliminated in the first round, what they accomplished last season is still something to be proud of. In the coming season, The Untouchables will be in a new division with their rival The Kennelz and 2 expansion teams, which is going to up their chances for success drastically, with a decent draft, this team could be one to watch closely in the coming season. Between the ents, dragons, griffins, and giant robots that wander the halls of The Untouchable Locker Room a couple of deaths did ensue. Namely, Elven Soldiers #2 & 10, Space Trooper #14, Navy SEAL #36 & Horse #6. Other than these minor incidents, Commissioner/Coach Gordon runs a pretty tight ship and the team moral is good going into their third season.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
TEAM
Interim Coaching staff: Fortress Maximus
Protected Roster
Superman
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos
Unprotected Roster
Young Boba Fett
Jack Sparrow
Battle Cat
Orco
Suk Doctor #20
R2-D2
C-3P0
Joe Levine
Rewind
Eject
Steel Jaw
Ramhorn
The Shining Force (all 29 except the leader (Max)).
Mr. Myagi
Dr. Robotnik
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Ghanima Atreides
The Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33-34
Jan
Jace
Blip
Ace Mcleod
Jackie Chan
Willow
Kefka
Ethan Hun t
General Thade
Futar #1-10
Neo-Cymek #16-20
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Val Kyrie #1-5
The Kurgan
General Maximus
King Randor
Cypher
No-ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Jazz
Bomber-Man
Ness
Wil-E. Coyote
The Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Jared Pilkinton
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Nyobi
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
Power-Dasher car
Power-Dasher drill
Power-Dasher jet
Raindance
Grandslam
Cromedome
Stylor
Dirge
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran-1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Shark icon #47-50
Lord Katsumoto
John Thunder
Rex Charger
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Master #32A (formerly Jedi Knight #32)
Jedi Knight #16A (formerly JedI Padawan #16)
Nien Numb
Depa Billaba
Battle Trap
Yarael Poof
Jake Rockwell
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two-Face
Apeface
Spasma
Tlielaxlu Master #3-10
Shimmell
The Oracle
Mr. Spock
Mother Brain
Practice Squad (The Legion of Doom)
Head Coach: Griffin PoterackiAssistant Coaches: Bloodwind & Hector
Mike Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Bill the Pony
Tlielaxlu Master #1 & 2
Jimmy Olsen
Lois Lane
Val Kyrie #6-20
Making it to the league finals would be considered a successful season for just about any other team, but not TEAM. When you have been one of the top teams in the entire FFL since day 1, the only thing that makes them content is hoisting the Universe Bowl trophy. TEAM, along with their inter-division rival The Horsemen of Apokolips are still considered to be possibly the two best teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy, not to mention the standard-bearers of the most anticipated match of the season, when they square off in Week 6 for 2500 points. TEAM and The Horsemen have battled with each other more than any 2 teams in all of FFL, but their matches are always exciting bloodbaths. Futar #5 & 6, & No-Ship Futar #1 were all stepped on by either Godzilla or Zilla at some point during the year, while Val Kyrie #4 & 6, and Phibian #8 were all killed in some of Ethan “those that can’t do teach” Hunt’s rigorous training exercises which have kept all of TEAM on their feet since the very beginning of Season 1. Mimmell unfortunately died twice this year while trying along with The Tlielaxlu Masters and their massive genetic breeding program to birth a clone of TEAM’s #1 star Superman. Despite their past failures they have by no means given up hope on this plan, but do to their complicated gender reversal technology (displayed last year, in their creation of Shimmell). They were successful, with the birth of She-Man a genetic clone of He-Man with 2 X chromosomes. She-Man has much to learn as far as getting used to her surroundings, but she has displayed many of the same strength and fighting abilities that made the original He-Man so famous.
Monday, November 30, 2009
2009 FFL Champions: The Horsemen of Apokolips
Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Vandal Savage & Emma Frost
Protected Roster
Achilles
Supergirl
Superboy Prime
Sinestro
Amon Sur
Starscream
Overbite
Seawing
Skalor
Snaptrap
Tentakill
Seaworm #1-8
Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master
Plo Koon
Saeese Tiin
The One Above All
Exitar the Exterminator
Sheanna
Sandworm #14
Ramjet
Motormaster
Slag
Snarl
Sludge
Miho
The Witch King
Havok
Sabertooth
Archangel
Daken
Swamp Thing
The Balrog of Moria
Gozar the Gozarian
Stitch
Tia Dalma (Calypso)
Joker
Deathstroke
Taskmaster
Mr. Sinister
Juggernaut
Gideon
Jamie Madrox
Elixir
Cannonball
Sebastian Shaw
Black Queen
Shadowcat
Lucius Malfoy
Jason Voorhies
Pinhead
Chris Artrip
Julie Artrip
Larry Reamer
Solomon Grundy
Prowl
Roadbuster
Tripticon
Springer
Jedi Padawan #37A & 38A (formerly Jedi Youngling #37 & 38)
Hades
Venom II
Apocalypse
Supergirl
Superboy Prime
Sinestro
Amon Sur
Starscream
Overbite
Seawing
Skalor
Snaptrap
Tentakill
Seaworm #1-8
Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master
Plo Koon
Saeese Tiin
The One Above All
Exitar the Exterminator
Sheanna
Sandworm #14
Ramjet
Motormaster
Slag
Snarl
Sludge
Miho
The Witch King
Havok
Sabertooth
Archangel
Daken
Swamp Thing
The Balrog of Moria
Gozar the Gozarian
Stitch
Tia Dalma (Calypso)
Joker
Deathstroke
Taskmaster
Mr. Sinister
Juggernaut
Gideon
Jamie Madrox
Elixir
Cannonball
Sebastian Shaw
Black Queen
Shadowcat
Lucius Malfoy
Jason Voorhies
Pinhead
Chris Artrip
Julie Artrip
Larry Reamer
Solomon Grundy
Prowl
Roadbuster
Tripticon
Springer
Jedi Padawan #37A & 38A (formerly Jedi Youngling #37 & 38)
Hades
Venom II
Apocalypse
Unprotected Roster
Sunstorm
Dead End
Breakdown
Wild Rider
Drag Strip
Punch/Counterpunch
Sixshot
Blur
Nautilator
Steppenwolfe
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Witch King’s Horse
Witch King’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
Elrond
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Circuit Breaker
Dazzler
Quick Silver
Tally Hawk
Blue Grass
Steel Heart
Razor
Steel Will
Stronghold
The Copper Kid
Mayday
Mako
Walro
Dolph
Octavio
Lorka
Bronc
Angel
Bellatrix Lestrange
Cable
Iron Patriot
The Sentry
Captain Marvel
Moonstone
The Wolfman
Kane of Runefast
Cloud Strife
Vincent Valentine
Baraka
Medusa
Stheno
Eurale
The Master
Glory
Gurney Halleck
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
Hordack
The Fuzzy Monster
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanley
Ace Frehley
Peter Criss
Chemo
Monarch
Ravager
Red X
Amazon #1-24
Cave Troll #1-6
T-Rex #1-4
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Fremen #31-42
Thinking Machine #1-3
Navy SEAL #1-18
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Dementor #11-20
Droideka #6-10
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi Master #1A-10A (formerly Dark Jedi #1-10)
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29-30
Sith Lord #13 (Darth Dark)
Sith Lord #14 (Darth Seed)
(Elderly) Bruce Wayne
Christopher Tolkien
J.R.R. Tolkien
Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Meggan
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Lion-OAssistant Coaches: Tommy Oliver & Madyline Pryor
Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug Witwicky
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy SEAL #19, 20, & 26
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
As the returning FFL Champions, and Back to Back division winner of the top division in all of Fantasy Fantasy, you can count on The Horsemen being stolen from early and often in the expansion draft. This team is undoubtedly the deepest team in all of Fantasy, and you can count on them having another great draft in Season 3. The team’s Dark Jedi’s have all graduated to the rank of Dark Jedi Masters, and the team’s 2 Younglings have been taken as Padawans by Luke Skywalker & Plo Koon. Dark Jedi Masters #6, 2A, 4A, & 7A were all dealt deaths throughout their rigorous training process, but the training has paid off. Amazon #5 was killed during T-Rex feeding duty, and Navy SEAL #2 was accidentally stepped on by Cave Troll #4. Hanibal Lectur, has got his team working as a well oiled machine and is hungry (get it) for another championship. Ella Artrip’s training is coming along nicely, as she is getting a well-rounded variety of fighting techniques from numerous different sources. She has already begun her hand to hand combat training with her late Uncle Josh’s famous tanto (Chris & Julie took the Katana & Wakisachi that finish off the matching set). The Horsemen have made several off-season trades to attain new members, but their newest character; is Moltenadon, the oldest of the ancient race of Balrogs from Middle Earth (unfortunately this character did kill both J.R.R. Tolkien and his son Christopher once each right after the former created him). As usual, we can all look forward to an eventful season for the Horsemen, as they battle with their arch-rival TEAM for dominance of their division (and the league). Make sure to check them out as they do battle with each other in the big 2500 point death match in Week 6.
Friday, November 27, 2009
Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Head Coach: Professor Xavier
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker
Col. John Matrix
T-X
The Aerialbots
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octopus
Mysterio
Electro
Vulture
Eradicator
Queen Alien #1-10
The Terricons
The Blob
Gorilla Grodd
Mighty Joe Young
The Kracken
Brain Storm
Arcana
Mary Embery
Sailor Moon
Ursa
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Barbarossa & his crew
Davey Jones & his crew
Bonecrusher
Barricade
Geo=Force
Silver Samurai
Avalanche
Rick O’Connell
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Feral
Ancient Sith Lords #1-7, & 15
Paul Atreides
Kalibak
Linus
Gladiator
Weapon Omega
Jet Jaguar
Walker: Texas Ranger
The Leprechaun
B.A. Barrackus
F.A.C.E.
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Harry Tasker
Al Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
Vigo The Carpathian
Kevin (Sin City)
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Oogie Boogie
Marvin the Martian
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Reverse Flash
Chameleon
Anaksunamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #15-56
(interim) Assistant Coaches: Sith Lord #8 & Zorro
The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaur #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
The most unlucky team in all of FFL, Xavier’s Annihilation Squad (formerly The Legion of Doom) has been the best team to not make the play-offs for two years in a row. With the onset of the league’s expansion and the new play-off format this team should have a great shot at a play-off bid, and possibly even the winning of the newly put together Central Conference. This team has a lot of great characters for the expansion teams to steal that are left over from the old Legion of Doom regime, but Prof. X obviously has a new path in mind for the franchise. The Queen Aliens tend to fight among themselves for dominance which has resulted in the deaths of #’s 2, 8, & 10. Allosaurus #12 ate Wookie Soldiers #16 &18, and Ancient Sith Lord #15 choked Atreides Soldier #21 to death when he failed a test mission. The Sith Lords have learned a lot from the powerful Darth Bane and have created a Sith order that rivals the Sith in their glory from thousands of years ago. With a good draft, we can all expect this team to have a better season than they have ever had in the past.
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker
Protected Roster
MetroplexCol. John Matrix
T-X
The Aerialbots
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octopus
Mysterio
Electro
Vulture
Eradicator
Queen Alien #1-10
The Terricons
The Blob
Gorilla Grodd
Mighty Joe Young
The Kracken
Brain Storm
Arcana
Mary Embery
Sailor Moon
Ursa
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Barbarossa & his crew
Davey Jones & his crew
Bonecrusher
Barricade
Geo=Force
Silver Samurai
Avalanche
Rick O’Connell
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Feral
Ancient Sith Lords #1-7, & 15
Paul Atreides
Kalibak
Linus
Gladiator
Unprotected Roster
Darth BaneWeapon Omega
Jet Jaguar
Walker: Texas Ranger
The Leprechaun
B.A. Barrackus
F.A.C.E.
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Harry Tasker
Al Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
Vigo The Carpathian
Kevin (Sin City)
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Oogie Boogie
Marvin the Martian
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Reverse Flash
Chameleon
Anaksunamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #15-56
Practice Squad
Head Coach: King Richard the Lionhearted(interim) Assistant Coaches: Sith Lord #8 & Zorro
The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaur #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
The most unlucky team in all of FFL, Xavier’s Annihilation Squad (formerly The Legion of Doom) has been the best team to not make the play-offs for two years in a row. With the onset of the league’s expansion and the new play-off format this team should have a great shot at a play-off bid, and possibly even the winning of the newly put together Central Conference. This team has a lot of great characters for the expansion teams to steal that are left over from the old Legion of Doom regime, but Prof. X obviously has a new path in mind for the franchise. The Queen Aliens tend to fight among themselves for dominance which has resulted in the deaths of #’s 2, 8, & 10. Allosaurus #12 ate Wookie Soldiers #16 &18, and Ancient Sith Lord #15 choked Atreides Soldier #21 to death when he failed a test mission. The Sith Lords have learned a lot from the powerful Darth Bane and have created a Sith order that rivals the Sith in their glory from thousands of years ago. With a good draft, we can all expect this team to have a better season than they have ever had in the past.
Better Than All of You
Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luther
Aqualad
Thanos
Green Lantern
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” neither
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Skeletor
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Rick Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the White
Beachhead
Macho Man
Megadeth
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki
Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #2
Tomax
Xamot
Gray Hulk
Abomination
The Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Aquababy
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Oderus Urungus
Flattus Maximus
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Jizmack Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
The Sexecutioner
Sleazy P. Martini
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar
Barf
Unprotected Roster
Predator #3-50
Terminator #1-40
Army Soldier #1-24
Astro-Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #4 & 6
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Orc #1-18
Head Coach: Jedi Guardian #1
Assistant Coaches: The Blues Brothers
Army Soldier #25-33
Orc #19
Cobra Viper #36-50
Despite making quite a few good moves in the season 2 draft, Better Than All of You did not have anywhere near the success last year as they did in Season 1. But with them being removed from the Nick Houslander Division, and no longer having to play The Commandos twice a season; Better Than All of You should have a very good chance of making the play-offs this year. This team still does have a good core, and with their monopoly on Predators and Terminators they have some of the best commons in the league (Only the Backyardigans are really comparable). The Predators can’t help doing a little trophy hunting in the off-season which has resulted in the deaths of Army Soldier #12, Cobra Viper #6, & Orc #11. To rally the troops in true pro-wrestling fashion, several Terminator/N.S.-5 robot death matches have been thrown together which ended up dealing deaths to N.S.-5’s #13, 14, & 20 (The Terminators are still undefeated). This primarily evil (and male) team gets along pretty well with each other, and it is pretty safe to say that we can look forward to a much better year for Better Than All of You.
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luther
Protected Roster
AquamanAqualad
Thanos
Green Lantern
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” neither
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Skeletor
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Rick Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the White
Beachhead
Macho Man
Megadeth
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki
Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #2
Tomax
Xamot
Gray Hulk
Abomination
The Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Aquababy
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Oderus Urungus
Flattus Maximus
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Jizmack Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
The Sexecutioner
Sleazy P. Martini
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar
Barf
Unprotected Roster
Terminator #1-40
Army Soldier #1-24
Astro-Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #4 & 6
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Orc #1-18
Practice Squad
Head Coach: Jedi Guardian #1
Assistant Coaches: The Blues Brothers
Army Soldier #25-33
Orc #19
Cobra Viper #36-50
Despite making quite a few good moves in the season 2 draft, Better Than All of You did not have anywhere near the success last year as they did in Season 1. But with them being removed from the Nick Houslander Division, and no longer having to play The Commandos twice a season; Better Than All of You should have a very good chance of making the play-offs this year. This team still does have a good core, and with their monopoly on Predators and Terminators they have some of the best commons in the league (Only the Backyardigans are really comparable). The Predators can’t help doing a little trophy hunting in the off-season which has resulted in the deaths of Army Soldier #12, Cobra Viper #6, & Orc #11. To rally the troops in true pro-wrestling fashion, several Terminator/N.S.-5 robot death matches have been thrown together which ended up dealing deaths to N.S.-5’s #13, 14, & 20 (The Terminators are still undefeated). This primarily evil (and male) team gets along pretty well with each other, and it is pretty safe to say that we can look forward to a much better year for Better Than All of You.
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