Thursday, January 14, 2010

Better Than All of You

-Predator #47 went to P.M.S.
-Predator #50 & Terminator #38 went to Hailey's Comets
-Predator #48 & Terminator #40 went to Logical Genocide
-Predator #49 & Terminator #39 went to Team Bruce
-Predator #46 went to Team Teresa

*Note from the Comissioner*

I am going to list, who lost what characters in the expansion draft, what characters the new teams acquired, and the draft order and rules for Feb. 13th. It will all be put on the blog, but it will take place while the optional tournament is finishing up, so you may have to do a little searching for the exact post that you are looking for. For that I apologize, but it is a busy time of year for The FFL and it cannot be avoided.

-Josh

Monday, January 11, 2010

Murderflies (Team 1) Vs. Commandos (Team 2) (there full names won't fit in the title box)

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Harry Potter, Jedi Master #23 & 24, Sardakaur #13 & 14, Gungan #3 & 4, & Mrs. Doubtfire.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies is Hellboy, Marine #4-8, & Ewok #6-8.
 
Harry Potter’s squad begins in the lower level kitchen. Harry carefully puts together a plan in which a Jedi and a gungan each cover one of the doors heading into the back room, Sardakaur #13 & Mrs. Doubtfire (armed with limes from the bar) cover the stairway exit to the outside and the back upper floor exit and Harry, along with Sardakaur #14 are located just to the right of the bar, in front of the Christmas tree so they can see all possible attack routes and so Harry can still direct his team during the battle. Hellboy is already leading his team down the stairs from their start point when Marine #5 asks “what’s the plan Captain”? Hellboy answers “follow me”. Harry speaks to his team and says that they will wait where they are at for their opponents to attack first: “they have to come in one of the doors we have guarded” says Harry to his team of much older followers. “And when they do we’ll be rea“…… But the young wizard’s sentence is cut off as Hellboy comes crashing thru the wall and on to the stage, knocking over Santa’s chair. Before they even realize what is going on, JedI Master #23 & Gungan #4 are gunned down by Hellboy and the Samaritan. Sardakaur #14 instantly jumps into action and takes out both Marines #5 & 8, as well as Ewok #6 with his lasgun as they first follow their team captain Hellboy thru his makeshift doorway. Marine #7 takes out Gungan #3, but not before the gungan takes out Ewok #7. Sardakaur #14 & Mrs. Doubtfire run back down the stairs to join the battle that is going on without them, and the Imperial terror troop takes out Marine #6 immediately as he runs thru the doorway. Mrs. Doubtfire rocks Ewok #8 in the head with a lime, but if anything it just knocks some sense into the little genius, as he turns and throws his spear with an Olympic-like javelin toss right into the neck of Mrs. Doubtfire. The absolutely hilarious cross-dresser does manage to belt out one last anecdote as he/she says “run by fruity…… stopped with……. Old woman on a stick” before he dies (both teams ignite in uproarious laughter). Harry casts a spell that blasts Marine #8 into oblivion, and then fries Ewok #8 as if it were an after thought, but Hellboy dodges the attacks of the remaining Commandos and goes in for the kill with Harry. He knocks the little brit hard in the chest and then rockets him up over the bar. Before Harry even lands Hellboy is over top of him deciding whether to blast him with the Samaritan or bring his huge fist into Harry’s dome, Jedi Master #24 force leaps onto the bar and removes Hellboy’s head with his light saber. The Jedi looks down at his frightened team captain below him and says “Merry Christmas”
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em-Effers

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Elrond, Dementor #17, Dark Jedi Master #1, Amazon #11, Droideka #9, & Astro-Droid #11 & 12.
The Em-Effers are Rabban Harkonen, Amazon #26 & 30, Uruk Hai #31 & 32, Battle Droid #19 & 21, & Ski Bum.
 
Elrond leads his team out of the upper floor members only bar after a couple of cups of Christmas cheer and decides that he is going to camp out next to the double door entrance to the upper level rentable hall, which like most years is empty. He believes that his team will be better off if they maintain the high ground and try to attack their opponents as they come up the stairway. “What was that” Amazon #11 asks of her team as she hears a faint beep. Just then the elevator doors open and Rabban and his team (several of whom, including himself were at one point Horsemen and are eager for some pay back after being dropped from the Championship team). In all the excitement Astro-Droid #12 falls down the stairs and is destroyed by the fall, but the rest of Elrond’s strike force jumps into action. Rabban’s team takes cover behind the wall next to the elevator but The Horsemen go on the offensive. Dementor #17 flies in and consumes Amazon #26, while Amazon #11 proves to Amazon #30 why she was selected to stay on the team by demonstrating her superior fighting skills and defeating her fellow Amazon in one on one combat. Droideka #9 rolls into action and instantly makes short work of the 2 Battle Droids and Uruk Hai #31. Ski Bum follows the direct order from the Beast Rabban and jumps down the stairs to finish off the fallen Astro-Droid, while Rabban pulls out his dagger and charges The Horsemen. Rabban is an extremely fierce fighter but he looks clumsy as Elrond dodges his advances and then runs him thru with his Elven Sword while Dark Jedi Master #1 is force choking Uruk Hai #32 to death. Ski Bum is no coward, but he knows when he is beat and as the last surviving member attempts to run away, but The Dark Jedi Master force pushes him into the wall above the couch and holds him there while the Droideka blasts him to pieces.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

The Syracuse Valley (Team 1) Vs. TEAM (Team 2)

The Syracuse Valley is Knuckles, Xenomorph #91 & 92, Giant Hammer Bros. #1 & 2, Moritani Soldier #1 & 2, & Little Goomba #4.
TEAM is Duke Leto Atreides, Futar #3 & 4, Valkyrie #8 & 9, Tlielaxlu Master #3 & 4, & Crippled Pete Sosa.
The Syracuse Valley begins from the up stairs women’s bathroom. Knuckles smartly tells his team to be completely still and quiet as they are first teleported there. He does this so the 2 Xenomorphs who instantly begin their hunt will be far ahead of them. Knuckles doesn’t want the Xenomorphs attacking his own team, but he knows that they cannot be controlled, so he just hopes that they do some damage to the other team before the rest of The Valley even has to deal with them. Duke Leto leads his TEAM thru the double doors past the lower level women’s bathroom. Pete & The Tlielaxlu Masters hang back with The Red Duke while he sends the 2 Valkyrie on a scouting mission up the stairs. The 2 women soldiers have a bad feeling as they walk up the all to quiet stairs, but The Duke is more than confident in their fighting and scouting abilities. But as if they came out of nowhere the 2 Aliens fall on top of the 2 Valkyrie and rip the women to shreds. The 2 Futars see this and rush into action to help their fallen TEAMmates. The 2 Futars use their muscular arms and jaws to rip Xenomorph #92 apart, the only problem is that once they do this the acid blood from the alien sprays all over the 2 genetically engineered creatures and kills them both. Duke Leto sees what has happened and realizes that these creatures cannot be killed with a melee attack as he takes at the remaining Xenomorph’s head with his Maula pistol. Pete follows suit and does the same with his Taurus .45. Duke Leto is beside himself as he realizes that although this threat is done, there must be more to his opponents team and that he has just lost his best soldiers. Knuckles runs back quickly after witnessing some of this fight, but is quick enough to go unnoticed by TEAM. He then orders a full out attack on Leto’s team, who is just getting to the top of the first set of stairs. The 2 Giant Hammer Bros. jump down causing the floor to shake, which knocks Pete off of his one good leg. Although Pete does manage to get up in time to jump on Goomba #4 and kill him with a foot crutch combo stomp. Although Pete doesn’t have time to enjoy his 100 points; because he, along with Tlielaxlu Master #3 are both struck by enormous hammers, from the Giant Hammer Bros. The Moritani Soldiers take pleasure in gunning down the last Tlielaxlu Master, but Duke Leto jumps into action. He pulls out his dagger and moves with amazing speed and agility. The Red Duke then jumps into the air to slice the throat of Giant Hammer Bros. #2 and then breaks the neck of Moritani Soldier #2 with a powerful kick to the head. But this last stand is no more than that as he then falls victim to a vicious spin attack from Knuckles while his strike force provides him with cover.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!

The Money Bags Vs. TEAM (Team 3)

The Money Bags are Scrooge Mcduck, Storm Trooper #16-21, & Dozer #3.
TEAM is Depa Billaba, Futar #5 & 6, Valkyrie #10 & 11, Tlielaxlu Master #5 & 6, & Animal.
 
Depa Billaba’s team begins in the front entrance to the hall, but the Jedi Master instantly begins leading them down the stairs, past the kitchen, thru the gathering area, thru the coatroom door and up the stairs (Depa Billaba goes to the hall the same way as old school Alyssa: No screwing around). Depa Billaba slows down the march of her TEAM as they begin to ascend up the stairs which is where they meet their attackers. Scrooge Mcduck gives the signal, and the Storm Troopers begin firing. As instructed, Master Billaba’s TEAMmembers stay behind her as she deflects the blaster bolts, but one gets thru and kills Tlielaxlu #5. Return blaster fire from Depa’s light saber kills Troopers #16 & 18, while Animal, The Futars and The Valkyries break rank and climb up the stairwell walls, over the plants, and knocking over the picture of Msg. Hunt. Once they reach the top, The Futars and Valkyries make short work of the remaining troopers while Animal grabs Dozer #3 and eats him. Scrooge who knows that danger is out to find him, makes a last ditch effort to attack the strangers who are out to find him. He jumps down from the top of the stairway and drives his cane hard down onto the bald grayish head of Tlielaxlu Master #6 to kill him. Depa Billaba does her best to control the anger that is going thru her after letting this oversized duck break thru their defenses and runs him thru with her light saber.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 1) Vs.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Team 2)


Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Shatterstar, Marine #9-12, & Ewok #9-11.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Buffy Summers, Jedi Master #21 & 22, Metroid #1 & 2, Gungan #1 & 2, & The Map.
 
Buffy’s squad is maxin and relaxin on the chairs in the upstairs women’s bathroom about to put together a plan when Shatterstar and his strike force are already running up the stairs to attack. They get to the top of the stairs and are spotted by Buffy which causes her to send her team into action. The Metroids are the first to move toward the Murderflies, but Shatterstar has done his research and tells his team to stick to the plan. Marine #9 and ewoks # 10 & 11 begin running away down the hall toward the members bar, and the metroids follow them. The remaining Marines and ewok begin to do battle with Buffy’s team, while Buffy and Shatterstar break into one kicka** fight. Gungan #2 takes a hollow point to the head but the Jedis and Gungan #1 (mostly the Jedis) make quick work of the 3 marines. Ewok #9 grabs The Map and takes a bite, and the taste reminds him of that bland crap that that Princess Leia broad gave them out of her hat or whatever during that whole Empire fiasco that happened in between mating season and yuzzem hunting season. He then got a lightsaber to the head by Jedi Master #21. Metroid #1 & 2 catch up to the 2 ewoks and begin to swallow up their energy while still chasing the last remaining Marine. Marine #9 busts out of the doors and into the cold Detroit December air. It is so bitterly cold out, that no freeze gun is needed to freeze these Metroids solid. Marine #9 then follows the plan and pulls out his stash of grenades. He throws 5 at each of the Metroids while he says “sorry ewok-buddies but I don’t think you’re getting out of this one”. The Metroids die. While this is going on Buffy and Shatterstar are still engaged in a ferocious fight. Both fighters are gaining much respect for their opponent’s abilities but once Buffy is joined by her 2 Jedi soldiers the fight becomes unbalanced and Buffy is able to kick Shatterstar’s smaller saber-like sword out of his left hand and she then uses it to run him thru. As Shatterstar lay on the ground dying Buffy picks up the Kabar from the waste of the dead Marine #12 and stands at the ready. Marine #9 then runs in the door from the cold outside ready to report back to Shatterstar but is instead met by a knife thrown into his neck by Buffy.
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS” TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS!
P.S. The Map is still alive

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Optional Tournament: Round 1

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies
-The Money Bags Vs. TEAM
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. TEAM
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Em Effers
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
-Reign Supremacy Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

Saturday, December 5, 2009

December Optional Tournament

In the second half of this month there is going to be an optional tournament. It will be a "strike force" tournament with the setting being the K of C Hall on Warren Road in Detroit (known to many members of the FFL simply as "The Hall"). Each strike force will consist of 1 character that costs 39 points or less (the leader), 2 commons that cost 30 points or less(the officers), 2 commons that cost 15 or less, 2 commons that cost 8 or less, and 1 character that costs 4 or less (the annoying mascot). This tournament is optional to join, but teams may also enter more than 1 strike force (I reserve the right to put a limit on how many you may enter, but as of right now I will not. For entering the tournament you will recieve an AT-RT (1 for each strike force you enter). The grand prize will be the Delorean/time machine from Back to the Future. The other prizes will depend on how many teams enter the tournament. Your teams are due in by Dec. 15th, and the tournament will be completed no later than the Expansion draft/draft lottery on Jan. 9th.

Season 3 Schedule

This is the schedule for Season 3. There are several new teams, and most of them have not submitted team names yet, so they will probably change before the season starts; but there are many requests coming in for this schedule, so I found it important to post it now. The name next to the match is the Watcher who will be witnessing that particular match. This is tenative and subject to change, but we will do our best to keep changes to a minimum. Weeks 3, 5, & 9 are retreat weeks, and the rest are all death matches. As always, please feel free to contact me at any time by whatever media means you prefer for any questions you may have.

Pre-Season
Setting: Kashyyyk
Points: 100
Prize: A red, green, & blue Kyber crystal & a Y-Wing Bomber

-The Transfoamers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Better Than All of You (Nick)
-The Right Wing Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Beckerma's Backyardigans: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 1
Setting: Bar fight
Points: 75
Prize: Halberd, Atlas, & Heat Axe (from Shining Force)

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Transfoamers (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Hailey's Comets (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Evette (Nick)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Mike)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-The Right Wing Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)


Week 2
Setting: The Arctic Ocean
Points: 200
Prize: Mandalorian Armor

-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. TEAM (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Beckerman's Bakyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Abomitrons (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Untouchables (Ryan)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Nick)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Team Bruce


Week 3
Setting: Coruscant
Points: 500
Prize: Red lightsaber

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigas: Beeyatches Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade
-Teresa's Team Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)


Week 4
Setting: The Rischey Mays (Space)
Points: 800
Prize: 2 green lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. The Abomitrons (Nick)
-Team S.P. Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Team Bruce (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Team Evette (Ryan)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-The Right Wing Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)

Week 5
Setting: Water World (yes, the Kevin Costner movie)
Points: 1200
Prize: 2 blue lightsabers

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. The Untouchables (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Ryan)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Team S.P. Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Team Evette (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Ryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Better Than All of You (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Syracuse Valley


Week 6
Setting: The Play-off Planet
Points: 2500
Prize: Green Lantern Ring

-TEAM Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Josh)
-The Untouchables Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Better Than All of You (Mike)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-Jonathon's AwesomeRy Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Josh)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)


Week 7
Setting: Scorched Wallach IX
Points: 701
Prize: Red Lantern Ring

-The Right Wing Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Hailey's Comets (Josh)
-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Nick)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Evette (Josh)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team S.P. (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Mike)
-The Untouchables Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)
-Team Bruce Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team (Ryan)
-Teresa's Team Vs. Built Ford Tough (Bryan)


Week 8
Setting: The Ice Tundra's of Saskatoon
Points 699
Prize: Blue Lantern Ring

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Bryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-The Transfoamers Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Hailey's Comet's Vs. The Right Wing (Nick)
-Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Team S.P. (Mike)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. The Abomitrons (Bryan)


Week 9
Setting: Ancient Egypt
Points: 400
Prize: Various Super Smash Bros. Weapons

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Nick)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Evette (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Ryan)
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Teresa's Team (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Team Bruce (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Built Ford Tough (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Jonathon's Awesome Team


Week 10
Setting: Bespin
Points: 175
Prize: Demon Rod & Devil Lance (from Shining Force)

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Mike)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. The Right Wing (Bryan)
-The Transfoamers Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Hailey's Comets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Team Evette Vs. Better Than All of You (Ryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Untouchables (Bryan)
-TEAM Vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-Team Bruce Vs. Alice's Wonder Team (Josh)
-Teresa's Team Vs. The Abomitrons (Josh)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Team S.P. (Bryan)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Ryan)


Week 11
Setting: The Jungle from Avatar
Points: 55
Prize: A Mithril Vest

-The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets Vs. The Right Wing (Ryan)
-Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Josh)
-The Syracuse Valley Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Ryan)
-Better Than All of You Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Josh)
-Team Evette Vs. The Transfoamers (Bryan)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Hailey's Comets (Bryan)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. The Untouchables (Nick)
-Built Ford Tough Vs. Team S.P. (Ryan)
-Jonathon's Awesome Team Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches (Mike)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. Teresa's Team (Bryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Team Bruce (Josh)


Eight teams from each league (sixteen total) will make the play-offs. Any team that makes the play-offs will win an A-Wing and a piece of Kryptonite. The division winners will be guarenteed the top three seeds and will additionally win an Iron Man suit and a Russian Mig. Please contact me if you see any errors on the schedule, and I will address them immedietely.

-Josh

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Right Wing

Head Coach: Mike Huckabee
Assistant Coaches: Bill O’Reilly & Atticus Finch

Protected Roster

Poseidon
Silver Surfer
The Incredible Hulk
Sandstorm
Zeus
Mr. Freeze
Flash (Barry Allen)
John Stewart (the green lantern, not the talk show host)
Blackfire
Storm
Kit Fisto
Sith Lord #15
Darth Malack
Green Goblin
Quinlon Vos
Warpath
Helen of Troy
Red Sonja
Athene
Ulysses S. Grant
Scrappy-Doo
Mac-ail Bakunin
Capt. Panaka
Batwoman
Baby Storm
Skaar son of Hulk
E.T.
Titanium Man
Bulkhead
Pegasus
Achilles
Agamemnon
Ajax
Hector
Ulysses I
Ulysses II
Shintor Beerus
Eros
Red Tornado
Capt. Mifune
Black Panther
Ariel
Korg
Sand
Moss Man
Drusilla
Martin Blank
Bookworm
Doc Samson
Rupert Jiles
Zander
Miss Martian
Agent #1
Agent #2
Jedi Knight #1A (Gary (formerly Jedi Padawan #1)
Jack Shepherd
Goliath
The Wicked Witch of the West
Nick Houslander
Bear
Slimer
Donkey Kong Jr.
Phibian #11-18
 

Unprotected Roster

Snow Trooper #1-9
Opee Sea Killer #1-10
Ninja #1-12
JedI Padawan #38 & 39
JedI Master #16A, & 18A-31A (formerly JedI Knight #16, & 18-31)
Elite Storm Trooper #1-24
T-Rex #16-20
Army Soldier #132-160
Elephant #1-10
Andromeda
Atalanta
Cassiopeia
Delphi
Jason
Paris
Perseus
Prometheus
Smurf #3
Gondor Soldier #1-30
JedI Knight #2A-15A (formerly JedI Padawan #2-15)
Droid Fighter Ship #1-20
Gold Dragon #10-15
 

Practice Squad
Head Coach: Teddy Tear
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Phibian #19 & 20

Ninja #13-15
Pirate #1-10
Snow Trooper #10-24
 
This Jedi laden team made their first play-off appearance last season, and it is crazy to think that they won’t be right back their after year 3. With the promotion of many force users, not to mention Greek gods, Silver Surfer and Hulk (with a bunch of his old buddies) this team is only going to improve (especially if they have anywhere near as good of a draft as they did last season (possibly the best in the league). They picked up a few deaths in the off-season for Snow troopers #1, 3, & 7 when they were on “big goober fish” feeding duty, as well as deaths for Ninja #12 and Army Soldiers # 132, 134, & 149 during some of Mike Huckabee’s more rigorous training exercises, but nothing that is going to do any permanent damage to this team. If this team needs anything at all it is just a little more depth, but with the new expansion in season 3 you can expect this team to do just fine.

Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve


Head Coach: The Oracle
Assistant Coaches: Bill Walsh & John McCain
Protected Roster
 
Ares: god of war
Galactus
Galactus’ herald (Nova)
Mace Windu
Apollo
Hercules
Sky Links (Dino-Bird & Lion)
Fin Fang Foom
Kup
Nazgul #2
Gimli
Cliffjumper
Mindwipe
Borath
(Beast Wars)Megatron
Grima Wormtongue
(movie)Scorpononk
Scorpononk
Lord Zarock (Scropononk’s Head)
Michael Vick
Barbarossa
Ajax
Jedi Knight #30A (formerly jedI Padawan #30
The Wonder Twins
Shao kahn
Daniel Larussa
Brandon Inge
Steel
Voldemort
Jack Bauer
Marv
Blanka
Citizen Steel
Uncle Sam
Drako Malfoy
Kaine
Beast Boy
Quills
Big BardaDexter (the dog)
Stargirl
STRIPES
Justin Oblak
Anakin Skywalker
Ahsoka Tano
Green Lantern #1-2 & 4-5
Jade
Capt. AtomBlack Bolt
Medusa
Karnack
Gorgon
Triton
Crystal
Maximus the Mad
Lockjaw
Annihilus
Dr. Doomsday
The Matrix Ghost Twins
Peter Petrelli
Black Widow
Faith
Thundarr the Barbarian
Joe Frasier
Donkey Kong
 
Unprotected Roster
 
The Predicons
Dark JedI Master #11A & 12A, & 25A-37A (formerly Dark JedI #11 & 12, & 25-37)
Dark JedI Master #31-40
Nazgul #2’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #2’s Horse
Hrrm
Twisted Mentat #1
Kid Deadpool
Evil Dwarf #1-6
Junkeon #1-10
Nightsister Sith Witch #1, 3-6, & 8-19
Young JedI Knight #1-10
Samurai #1-19
Droideka #1-5
Mandalorian #1-5
Treasure Troll #25
Allosaurus #9 & 10
Balrog #1 & 2
Charlie Brown
Navy SEAL #45-50
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #14 & 15
Fremen #1-30
Red Dragon #11-22
Blue Dragon #1-12
Battle Droid #1-3
Adm. Starship
Adm. Starship’s laser cat
Nitro
Nitro’s laser cat
Ookla the Mok
Princess Ariel
Duncan Idaho Ghola #8
 

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jenna Jameson
Assistant Coach: Blue Wizard #1
(interim) Assistant Coach: Curtis Manning

Red Dragon #23-30
Blue Dragon #13-19
 
For a team that has spent their entire FFL career on the brink of making the play-offs they should benefit well from the expansion and their new division positioning (getting out of a division with TEAM & The Horsemen is something that just about anybody would look forward to). The Kennelz Dark Jedi’s have all become Dark Jedi Master’s; but the real story of force apprenticeship is JedI Knight #30A, who has just completed the trials after being trained by Senior JedI Master Mace Windu. Master Windu was very impressed with his Padawan and his ability to wield a light saber in the elusive form 7 style that very few JedI have ever mastered. The secretive Coach Oracle, reveals very little about what goes on in the locker room, and Assistants Walsh & McCain are pretty tight lipped as well, but we Watchers do know that mysterious deaths were dealt to Evil Dwarves #1, 3, & 5, Dark JedI Master #37, Young JedI Knight #8, and Samurai #12. With a good draft, you can look forward to seeing this team have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

The Untouchables

Head Coach: Commissioner Gordon
Assistant Coaches: Brainiac 5 & Void


Protected Roster

Deadpool
Megatron
Aphrodite
Mr. Fantastic
Invisible Woman
The Thing
Human Torch
Legolas
Sorceress of Castle Grayskull
She-Hulk
Boromir
Bombshell
Kickback
Shrapnel
James Bond
Tomar Tu
Granny Goodness
Gilottina
Lashina
Stompa
Bernadeth
Mad Harriet
She-Ra
(Green Lantern) Sinestro
MacGyver
Scourge
Sweep #1
Sweep #2
Ursula
(movie)Bumblebee
Tinkerbelle
Big Bird
Snuffaloffugas
Horatio Caine
Green Arrow
Black Canary
Punisher
Dr. Polaris
The Atom
Maleficent
Merlin
Spartan
Maul
Voodoo
Grifter
Zealot
Warblade
Cosmic Boy
Lightning Lad
Saturn Girl
Hot Spot
Hoist
Inferno
Eclipso
Pikachu
Birdbrain
Bristleback
Icepick
Scowl
Slog
Wildfly
Pyro
Mystique
Ratchet
Broadside
(movie)Brawl
Prof. Minerva Mognonagle
Scrapper
Ras A Ghul
 

Unprotected Roster

Space trooper #1-20
Ent #1-10
Dark Side Acolyte #7-18
Elven Soldier #1-12
Clone Trooper #1-6
Aleta One
Sith Lord #11 & 12
Xio Jade
Daredevil
Ant Man
Scarecrow
Plastic Man
Hawk
(evil)Dr. Light
Sidney Briscoe
Siryn
Huntress
Robin (Jason Todd)
Huffer
John Spartan
Ant Man II
Paula Dean
Mr. Incredible
Elasti-girl
Violet
Dash
Jack-Jack
Cordelia Chase
Widget the World Watcher
Weasal
Odysseus
Captain Cold
Blob
Bonecrusher
Hook
Scavenger
Mixmaster
Longhaul
Groove
Blades
Streetwise
First Aid
Pounce
Wingspan
Phantom Girl
Bouncing Boy
Triplicate Girl
Timber Wolf
Chameleon Boy
Karate Kid
Griffin #1-6
Purple Dragon #1-6
Horse #5-11
Navy SEAL #33-44
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #11-13
Dark Jedi Master #19A-24A (formerly Dark Jedi #19-24)
Swiftwind
Madam Razz
Broom
Gatecrasher
Detective Yelena Salas
Slippy Toad
Lightning McQueen
Kingpin
Toe-mater
Fremen #43-54
Nazgul #9
Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #9’s Horse
Doc Hudson
Microchip
(good)Dr. Light
Mombi
Sgt. Todd
Calleigh Duquesne
Natalie Boa Vista
Eric Delko
Alex Woods
Frank Tripp
Beast man
Private Ryan
Duncan Idaho Ghola #9
 

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Lord Emp
Assistant Coaches: Matt & Teresa Oblak
 
Jay
Kay
Casper the Ghost
Sean
Patrick
Horace
Rudy
Eugene
Phoebe
Marilyn Monroe
Gung Hoe
Capt. Typho
Spike Witwicky
Plastic Baby
Horse #1-4
Purple Dragon #7-10
Griffin #7-10
Elven Soldier #13-15
Kung Lao
 
 
Making the play-offs in The American League is hard. Making the Play-offs when you play in The Ryan Poteracki Division along with The Horsemen and TEAM is very hard, but The Untouchables manages to do both of those things last year. Although they ended up getting eliminated in the first round, what they accomplished last season is still something to be proud of. In the coming season, The Untouchables will be in a new division with their rival The Kennelz and 2 expansion teams, which is going to up their chances for success drastically, with a decent draft, this team could be one to watch closely in the coming season. Between the ents, dragons, griffins, and giant robots that wander the halls of The Untouchable Locker Room a couple of deaths did ensue. Namely, Elven Soldiers #2 & 10, Space Trooper #14, Navy SEAL #36 & Horse #6. Other than these minor incidents, Commissioner/Coach Gordon runs a pretty tight ship and the team moral is good going into their third season.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

TEAM


Interim Coaching staff: Fortress Maximus
Protected Roster
Superman
Unicron
Thor
Thunderstrike
Ragnarok
Set
He-Man
Galvatron
Seraph
Eddie Zacharski
Sarah Wilson
Laura Sroka
Amy Poteracki
Katie Poteracki
Space Ghost
Luke Skywalker
Original Titan #1 & 2
Neo-Cymek #1-15
Emerald Weapon
Sepiroth
Godzilla
Zilla
Hot Rod
Voltron
Streaks
Comet
God Emperor Leto II
Blaster
Blitzwing
Astrotrain
Mimmell
Leader 1
Yarael Poof
Depa Billaba
Max (Shining Force Leader)
The Combaticons
Samus
Bowser: King of Koopa
Gannon
Shockwave
Iron Hide
(movie)Iron Hide
Seaspray
Jango Fett
Max Ray
Treebeard
Cronos 
 
Unprotected Roster

Young Boba Fett
Jack Sparrow
Battle Cat
Orco
Suk Doctor #20
R2-D2
C-3P0
Joe Levine
Rewind
Eject
Steel Jaw
Ramhorn
The Shining Force (all 29 except the leader (Max)).
Mr. Myagi
Dr. Robotnik
Freddy Krueger
Ryan Poteracki
Ghanima Atreides
The Lady Jessica
Chani
N.S.-5 #23-31, 33-34
Jan
Jace
Blip
Ace Mcleod
Jackie Chan
Willow
Kefka
Ethan Hun t
General Thade
Futar #1-10
Neo-Cymek #16-20
Phibian #1-10
Bruce Lee
The Eagle
Val Kyrie #1-5
The Kurgan
General Maximus
King Randor
Cypher
No-ship Futar #1-3
Ultra Magnus
Mirage
Jazz
Bomber-Man
Ness
Wil-E. Coyote
The Roadrunner
Astaroth
Jack Lalane
Jared Pilkinton
Barney Rubble
Duncan Idaho Ghola #3
Billy Lee
Nyobi
Nightmare
John Wayne
Fred Baker
Mitsurgi
Cop-Tur
Power-Dasher car
Power-Dasher drill
Power-Dasher jet
Raindance
Grandslam
Cromedome
Stylor
Dirge
Swoop
Wheeljack
Bumblebee
Alpha Trion
Warpath
Reflector (Left, Middle, & Right)
Thrust
Teletran-1
Wreck-Gar
Junkeon #11 & 12
Perceptor
R.C.
Gold Bug
Lando Calrissean
Cybertronian Guardian #1-10
Sith Lord #6 & 7
Shark icon #47-50
Lord Katsumoto
John Thunder
Rex Charger
Dark Jedi Master #11
Jedi Master #32A (formerly Jedi Knight #32)
Jedi Knight #16A (formerly JedI Padawan #16)
Nien Numb
Depa Billaba
Battle Trap
Yarael Poof
Jake Rockwell
Evil Paul Atreides Ghola
Bashar Miles Teg Ghola
Duke Leto Atreides
Duke Paulus Atreides
Krang
Two-Face
Apeface
Spasma
Tlielaxlu Master #3-10
Shimmell
The Oracle
Mr. Spock
Mother Brain
Practice Squad (The Legion of Doom)
Head Coach: Griffin Poteracki
Assistant Coaches: Bloodwind & Hector
 
Mike Sroka
Mimmell
Pete Sosa
Nathan Storey
Shaun Poteracki
Adolf Hitler
Richard Zacharski
Mike Genet
Samwise Gamgee
Frodo Baggins
Bill the Pony
Tlielaxlu Master #1 & 2
Jimmy Olsen
Lois Lane
Val Kyrie #6-20


Making it to the league finals would be considered a successful season for just about any other team, but not TEAM. When you have been one of the top teams in the entire FFL since day 1, the only thing that makes them content is hoisting the Universe Bowl trophy. TEAM, along with their inter-division rival The Horsemen of Apokolips are still considered to be possibly the two best teams in all of Fantasy Fantasy, not to mention the standard-bearers of the most anticipated match of the season, when they square off in Week 6 for 2500 points. TEAM and The Horsemen have battled with each other more than any 2 teams in all of FFL, but their matches are always exciting bloodbaths. Futar #5 & 6, & No-Ship Futar #1 were all stepped on by either Godzilla or Zilla at some point during the year, while Val Kyrie #4 & 6, and Phibian #8 were all killed in some of Ethan “those that can’t do teach” Hunt’s rigorous training exercises which have kept all of TEAM on their feet since the very beginning of Season 1. Mimmell unfortunately died twice this year while trying along with The Tlielaxlu Masters and their massive genetic breeding program to birth a clone of TEAM’s #1 star Superman. Despite their past failures they have by no means given up hope on this plan, but do to their complicated gender reversal technology (displayed last year, in their creation of Shimmell). They were successful, with the birth of She-Man a genetic clone of He-Man with 2 X chromosomes. She-Man has much to learn as far as getting used to her surroundings, but she has displayed many of the same strength and fighting abilities that made the original He-Man so famous.

W3

Coming. . . . Summer 2010

Monday, November 30, 2009

2009 FFL Champions: The Horsemen of Apokolips


Head Coach: Hanibal Lectur
Assistant Coaches: Vandal Savage & Emma Frost
Protected Roster
Achilles
Supergirl
Superboy Prime
Sinestro
Amon Sur
Starscream
Overbite
Seawing
Skalor
Snaptrap
Tentakill
Seaworm #1-8
Luke Skywalker Grand Jedi Master
Plo Koon
Saeese Tiin
The One Above All
Exitar the Exterminator
Sheanna
Sandworm #14
Ramjet
Motormaster
Slag
Snarl
Sludge
Miho
The Witch King
Havok
Sabertooth
Archangel
Daken
Swamp Thing
The Balrog of Moria
Gozar the Gozarian
Stitch
Tia Dalma (Calypso)
Joker
Deathstroke
Taskmaster
Mr. Sinister
Juggernaut
Gideon
Jamie Madrox
Elixir
Cannonball
Sebastian Shaw
Black Queen
Shadowcat
Lucius Malfoy
Jason Voorhies
Pinhead
Chris Artrip
Julie Artrip
Larry Reamer
Solomon Grundy
Prowl
Roadbuster
Tripticon
Springer
Jedi Padawan #37A & 38A (formerly Jedi Youngling #37 & 38)
Hades
Venom II
Apocalypse
 
Unprotected Roster

Sunstorm
Dead End
Breakdown
Wild Rider
Drag Strip
Punch/Counterpunch
Sixshot
Blur
Nautilator
Steppenwolfe
Eeth Koth
Mara Jade
Witch King’s Horse
Witch King’s Fell Beast
Nazgul #4
Nazgul #5
Nazgul #7
Nazgul #8
Elrond
Zuul
Vince Clortho
Circuit Breaker
Dazzler
Quick Silver
Tally Hawk
Blue Grass
Steel Heart
Razor
Steel Will
Stronghold
The Copper Kid
Mayday
Mako
Walro
Dolph
Octavio
Lorka
Bronc
Angel
Bellatrix Lestrange
Cable
Iron Patriot
The Sentry
Captain Marvel
Moonstone
The Wolfman
Kane of Runefast
Cloud Strife
Vincent Valentine
Baraka
Medusa
Stheno
Eurale
The Master
Glory
Gurney Halleck
Feyd-Rautha Harkonen
Hordack
The Fuzzy Monster
Gene Simmons
Paul Stanley
Ace Frehley
Peter Criss
Chemo
Monarch
Ravager
Red X
Amazon #1-24
Cave Troll #1-6
T-Rex #1-4
Astro-droid #11 & 12
Fremen #31-42
Thinking Machine #1-3
Navy SEAL #1-18
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #1-6
Dementor #11-20
Droideka #6-10
Dark Jedi Master #1-10
Dark Jedi Master #1A-10A (formerly Dark Jedi #1-10)
Gold Dragon #1 & 2
Green Dragon #29-30
Sith Lord #13 (Darth Dark)
Sith Lord #14 (Darth Seed)
(Elderly) Bruce Wayne
Christopher Tolkien
J.R.R. Tolkien
Grand Moff Tarkin
Arachorn
Meggan


Practice Squad
Head Coach: Lion-O
Assistant Coaches: Tommy Oliver & Madyline Pryor

Warlock
Casey F’n Rybeck
Elongated Man
Cheetah
Serpentor
Globulus
Wyatt Earp
Sparkplug Witwicky
Bugs Bunny
Sunspot
Elderly Bruce Wayne’s Dog
Desaad
Simon Belmont
Cave Troll #7-12
Navy SEAL #19, 20, & 26
Navy SEAL Chief Petty Officer #7
Thinking Machine #4-8
 
As the returning FFL Champions, and Back to Back division winner of the top division in all of Fantasy Fantasy, you can count on The Horsemen being stolen from early and often in the expansion draft. This team is undoubtedly the deepest team in all of Fantasy, and you can count on them having another great draft in Season 3. The team’s Dark Jedi’s have all graduated to the rank of Dark Jedi Masters, and the team’s 2 Younglings have been taken as Padawans by Luke Skywalker & Plo Koon. Dark Jedi Masters #6, 2A, 4A, & 7A were all dealt deaths throughout their rigorous training process, but the training has paid off. Amazon #5 was killed during T-Rex feeding duty, and Navy SEAL #2 was accidentally stepped on by Cave Troll #4. Hanibal Lectur, has got his team working as a well oiled machine and is hungry (get it) for another championship. Ella Artrip’s training is coming along nicely, as she is getting a well-rounded variety of fighting techniques from numerous different sources. She has already begun her hand to hand combat training with her late Uncle Josh’s famous tanto (Chris & Julie took the Katana & Wakisachi that finish off the matching set). The Horsemen have made several off-season trades to attain new members, but their newest character; is Moltenadon, the oldest of the ancient race of Balrogs from Middle Earth (unfortunately this character did kill both J.R.R. Tolkien and his son Christopher once each right after the former created him). As usual, we can all look forward to an eventful season for the Horsemen, as they battle with their arch-rival TEAM for dominance of their division (and the league). Make sure to check them out as they do battle with each other in the big 2500 point death match in Week 6.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Head Coach: Professor Xavier
(interim)Assistant Coaches: Sideswipe & Sunstreaker

Protected Roster
Metroplex
Col. John Matrix
T-X
The Aerialbots
Sandman
Hobgoblin
Dr. Octopus
Mysterio
Electro
Vulture
Eradicator
Queen Alien #1-10
The Terricons
The Blob
Gorilla Grodd
Mighty Joe Young
The Kracken
Brain Storm
Arcana
Mary Embery
Sailor Moon
Ursa
Imotep
Scorpion King
The White Witch
Barbarossa & his crew
Davey Jones & his crew
Bonecrusher
Barricade
Geo=Force
Silver Samurai
Avalanche
Rick O’Connell
Darth Voltress
Darth Ocron
Feral
Ancient Sith Lords #1-7, & 15
Paul Atreides
Kalibak
Linus
Gladiator

Unprotected Roster
Darth Bane
Weapon Omega
Jet Jaguar
Walker: Texas Ranger
The Leprechaun
B.A. Barrackus
F.A.C.E.
Murdock
Hanibal
Spawn
Ninja Gaiden
Harry Tasker
Al Gibson
Black Tom Cassidy
Shredder
Vigo The Carpathian
Kevin (Sin City)
Nemesis Enforcer
Bain
Shinobi
Yamato
Randy Couture
Bonk
Jack Skelington
Oogie Boogie
Marvin the Martian
Dilophosaurus #11-30
Allosaurus #11-30
Wookie Soldier #1-30
Reverse Flash
Chameleon
Anaksunamun
Ninja Pirate #1, 2, & 5
Samurai #21-40
Evie O’Connell
Mordor Horse #1
Minotaur #1-10
Pirate #11-20
Atreides Soldier #11-39
Uruk Hai #15-56

Practice Squad
Head Coach: King Richard the Lionhearted
(interim) Assistant Coaches: Sith Lord #8 & Zorro

The Adams Family
Sarah Conner
Goliath
Uruk Hai #57
Atreides Soldier #40
Dilophosaur #1-6
Ewok #50
Treasure Troll #5
Uruk Hai #58-64
 
The most unlucky team in all of FFL, Xavier’s Annihilation Squad (formerly The Legion of Doom) has been the best team to not make the play-offs for two years in a row. With the onset of the league’s expansion and the new play-off format this team should have a great shot at a play-off bid, and possibly even the winning of the newly put together Central Conference. This team has a lot of great characters for the expansion teams to steal that are left over from the old Legion of Doom regime, but Prof. X obviously has a new path in mind for the franchise. The Queen Aliens tend to fight among themselves for dominance which has resulted in the deaths of #’s 2, 8, & 10. Allosaurus #12 ate Wookie Soldiers #16 &18, and Ancient Sith Lord #15 choked Atreides Soldier #21 to death when he failed a test mission. The Sith Lords have learned a lot from the powerful Darth Bane and have created a Sith order that rivals the Sith in their glory from thousands of years ago. With a good draft, we can all expect this team to have a better season than they have ever had in the past.

Better Than All of You

Head Coach: Cobra Commander
Assistant Coaches: Red Skull & Lex Luther

Protected Roster
Aquaman
Aqualad
Thanos
Green Lantern
Storm Shadow
Agent Smith
Snake Eyes
The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Sabu
Rob Van Damm
The Terminator (from T-1)
The Terminator (from T-2)
Bret “The Hitman” Hart
Jim “The Anvil” neither
Davey Boy Smith
The Dynamite Kid
Skeletor
John Rambo
Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch)
Rick Flair
Arn Anderson
Ole Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Doc Holliday
Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the White
Beachhead
Macho Man
Megadeth
David Dunn
Smoke
Mr. Mind
Triple H
Loki
Bartleby
Jedi Guardian #2
Tomax
Xamot
Gray Hulk
Abomination
The Flash (Wally West)
Black Suit Spiderman
Batman (Jean Paul Valley)
Yogurt
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Nick Fury
The Rock
Baron Zemo
Ghost Rider (Jonny Blaze)
Deathlok
Aquababy
Tombstone
Batman Beyond
Oderus Urungus
Flattus Maximus
Balsac the Jaws of Death
Beefcake the Mighty
Jizmack Da Gusha
Slymenstra Hymen
The Sexecutioner
Sleazy P. Martini
Wolfsbane
Terry Funk
Reptile
Bishop
Sagat
Lonestar
Barf


Unprotected Roster
Predator #3-50
Terminator #1-40
Army Soldier #1-24
Astro-Droid #17 & 18
N.S.-5 #1-22
Dozer #4 & 6
Ninja Pirate #3 & 4
Cobra Viper #1-35
Orc #1-18

Practice Squad

Head Coach: Jedi Guardian #1
Assistant Coaches: The Blues Brothers
Army Soldier #25-33
Orc #19
Cobra Viper #36-50
 
Despite making quite a few good moves in the season 2 draft, Better Than All of You did not have anywhere near the success last year as they did in Season 1. But with them being removed from the Nick Houslander Division, and no longer having to play The Commandos twice a season; Better Than All of You should have a very good chance of making the play-offs this year. This team still does have a good core, and with their monopoly on Predators and Terminators they have some of the best commons in the league (Only the Backyardigans are really comparable). The Predators can’t help doing a little trophy hunting in the off-season which has resulted in the deaths of Army Soldier #12, Cobra Viper #6, & Orc #11. To rally the troops in true pro-wrestling fashion, several Terminator/N.S.-5 robot death matches have been thrown together which ended up dealing deaths to N.S.-5’s #13, 14, & 20 (The Terminators are still undefeated). This primarily evil (and male) team gets along pretty well with each other, and it is pretty safe to say that we can look forward to a much better year for Better Than All of You.

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battallion of Commandos

Head Coach: President Barack Obama
Assistant Coaches: Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & Dr. Doom P.H.D.

Protected Roster
Dave Bowman: The Starchild
Buffy Summers
Spiderman
General Grievous
Qui Gonn Jinn
Leon
Harry Potter
Juno
Albus Dumbledore
Bryan Beckerman
Bizarro
Angel
Willow Rosenberg
Lazarus Long
Xerxes
Dante
Azeem
The Herculoids
Venus & Serena Williams
Dora the Explorer
Boots
Captain Steven Hiller
Luminara Unduli
Barress Offee
Tlaloc
David Beckham
Ms. Marvel
Rodimus Prime
Ben Kenobi
Black Adam
Paralax
Iorek Byrninson
Kaja Sinis
Orion Pax
Dr. Fate
Mary Marvel
Ginny Weasaly
Luna Lovegood
Serafina Pickala
Brangelina
Octane
Trax
Darth Binks
(movie)Blackout
Vindicator
Sgt. Apone
Vasquez
Hudson
Hicks
Bishop
Rachel Ray
Warf
Huma Dragonbane
Huma’s Red Dragon
Venom
Ransack
Barrage
Chop Shop
Mrs. Doubtfire
Ellen Ripley

Unprotected Roster
James Baldwin
Ferro
Dietrich
Spunkmeyer
Drake
Frost
Crowe
Wierzbowski
Dr. Grant
Jack Crowe
Rick Deckard
Red Dragon #1-9
T-3
Allosaurus #1-8
Destro
The Baroness
Shawn Ferrell
V
Riggs
Murtaugh
Clone Trooper #100
Swimmell
Jedi Master #21-30
Eowyn
HAL 9000
Gungan Soldier #1-50
Xavier Harkonen
Juda Ben Hur
Tarful
Bail Organa
Bronze Dragon #1-5
Jedi Palawan #34A-36A (formerly Jedi Youngling #34-36)
The crew of the Icarus
Smokescreen
Nightmare
Sydney Poitier
John Turner
Knox
Maddox
Pax
Zahara
Shiloh
Vivian
The Creature from the Black lagoon
Starship Trooper #100
IG-88
Zam Wessell
Metroid #1-3
Darth Binks
Hannibal King
Lady Deathstrike
Ardeth Bay
Seraphina’s daemon
Duke
Muldar
Skully
Frank Poole
Karallen
Chevell
Back Pack
Map
Vorian Atreides
Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Prof. Henry Jones Sr.
Ellie Sattler
Acklay
Chow Yun Fat
Kendra
Zartan
Black Dragon #15
Original Human Torch
Maxima
Blue Beetle
Nicole Des Jardin
Thomas Jefferson
Sir Winston Churchill
Shortround
Bashar Miles Teg
Paul Atreides Ghola
Serena Butler
Erasmus
Mohamed Ali
Cole Sear
John Adams
Horse #12-15
Jen Linley
Human Bomb
Sardakaur #13-18
Lyra
Pantalaon
Will
Kirjava
Astro-Droid #19 & 20
Capt. Latin America
Cannon Man
The Bottomless Stomach
Kid Nee
Gungan Councilman #1 & 2

Practice Squad
Head Coach: Boss Nass
Assistant Coaches: Capt. Tarpals & Representative Jar Jar Binks
 
Gen. Hawk
Lt. Falcon
Leather Neck
Major Bludd
Buzzer
Ripper
Monkey Wrench
Torch
First Aid
Bronze Dragon #6, 11-19
Metroid #6, 9-18
 
The Commandos are easily still one of the premier teams in the N.L., and with the reforming of the Nick Houslander division they should have little difficulty, winning the division for the third year in a row. Jedi Padawans #34A-36A were taken as apprentices by Jedi Masters Kaja Sinis, Ben Kenobi, & Luminara Unduli. Dumbledore gladly gave up his unorthodox spot on the Jedi Council, as soon as Kaja Sinis joined the team, which has established a strong Jedi leadership that works very closely with President Obama and at times serve as a good go-between for the President and the Doom and Montana factions that at times can be very polarizing. This has resulted in quite a few in-house squabbles usually prompted by some of the team’s evil characters. Most famously was the big Gungan/Sardakaur battle which ended up with the deaths of Gungans #12, 28, & 35, as well as Sardakaur #16 and horse #14 (innocent bystander). Training sessions are still taking place daily, which are proving useful in the furthering of the fighting prowess’s of many of the fighters, most notably Dora, Boots, and the Brangelina brats. No doubt that this team will remain a force to be reckoned with next year and that they will easily grab up a premier play-off seed.