Monday, March 18, 2019

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. TEAM

.Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are Tom Bombadill, Smaug, Balrog #1-3, and Robo-Barkley.

TEAM is Capt. N w/ Duke, Kid Icarus (Pit), Simon Bellmont, Mega Man, Rush, The Princess of Video Games, and Game Boy, The Ice Bros., Grizzled Vietnam Veteran: Old Man Parks, and Death Bringer.


“I love the smell of mithril in the morning” Retired Sgt. Parks says to his teammate Death Bringer who is holding his axe menacingly as TEAM prepares for battle. Capt. N heads over to his TEAMmates to join the conversation as well. Capt. N has plenty of leadership experience under his belt from years of leading his video game squad against Mother Brain, as does Death Bringer after running a small army to take over a kingdom; but it is the grizzled combat veteran Dave that they turn to for today's game plan.

“What's the plan boss”?? Asks Death Bringer.

“Not sure yet Kid, still waiting to see what kind of Turrible Decision we're dealing with”. Replies the white bearded Parks.

“BRACE YOURSELVES SOLDIERS”!! Parks yells as he spots a not so groovy duo approaching the ledge the TEAMmates have perched themselves on. As TEAM takes up defensive positions they are attacked by air. Smaug, with Robo-Barkley riding on top of him are quickly coming at them. Robo-Barkley pets the scales of Smaug with his Cybernetic hand and assures himself more than anybody else. Robo-Barkley mutters: “All we need to do is keep them busy for a while. Bombadill swore that once he conjured up the deep demons of this place than this match will be over. SO LET'S DO THIS THING SMAUG”!!

Robo-Barkley leaps off of Smaug's back and screams: “NO FREE BASKETS” as he blasts both the Ice Bros. with his Sneaker lasers.

Smaug swoops down and swallows Duke in one yummy mouthful, but finds Rush to be not quite as tasty after he does the same to him. Robo-Barkley throws down a wicked elbow to the screen of Game Boy which wrecks the animated console quick. Simon Belmont attempts to avenge his friend but Barkley reminds him that: “That is one Turrible Decision” Barkley jumps about thirty feet into the air and comes down hard on Simon's head M. Bison style, cracking his neck. Old Man Parks then sneaks up behind Robo-Barkley with some an amazing stealth for an older fellow. As the man who created Robo-Barkley way back in his youth, he knows exactly where to hit the Cyborg Baller to trigger the self-destruct. Mega Man analyzes the weaknesses of Smaug and comes to the conclusion that teamwork makes the dream work, but not before the dragon scorches Princess Lana. Kid Icarus and Capt. N place perfectly aimed shots into the damaged scale area on Smaug knocking him to the ground, while Death Bringer finishes off the mighty dragon with a powerful blow to his kneck with the Golden Axe.

Meanwhile in the depths of the Moria Mines Tom Bombadill is prancing around merrily, whistfully flinging magic and singing freshly composed songs. Tom takes a swig of wine and sings:

“Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo,
Over the rocks and smelly Dwarf socks
And in need of padded brillo

Oh Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo
I'll undo the latchers and eat some crackers
And free these Mother-Scratchers”

Mere moments after one of Middle earth's most powerful beings utters these words, three large Balrogs are unearthed from the depths of Moria. Ol' Tom grabs his wine pouch and lights a pipe before he grabs a good seat for the fight that is about to happen.

Old Man Parks leads the remainder of his team, which consists of Death Bringer, Capt. N, Mega Man, and Kid Icarus. They focus their attacks on the massive Balrog in the middle (#2). Death Bringer summons all the magic he can muster, whilst swinging his mighty axe into the chest of the ancient creature of the Second Age, while Parks, N, Mega Man, and Pit lay down a suppressing fire. Death Bringer and Balrog #2 topple off the ledge, but before the remaing four TEAMmates can regroup for their next attack, they are destroyed by the two massive Balrog Whips that come down upon them.

The Striders of Rohan Vs. George Washington's House Elves

The Striders of Rohan are The Balrog of Moria, Legolas, Goblin #1-20, and Xenomorph #1

George Washington's House Elves are Lucius Malfoy, Snake Plisken, Sgt. Slaughter w/ Red Dog, Mercer, and Taurus, and Robert Hudson w/ Vampire #1-4.


Sup Dorks, it's been a long slumber; but The Neon Master Pogo is back in style!! Joshatu the Stuffy had me locked in a closet in some Hood Apartment in Westland; but now that the league is in full swing, I am out and ready to party!!

The Pogester is comin at you with a good one this week. See, I did my homework and I know what's up. Yeah, I know it is preseason and this match doesn't count for crap; but we got the guy that drafted the Balrog of Moria vs. the guy that drafted Gandalf and we just so happen to be broadcasting from the Mines of Moria. I mean talk about perfect. It's pretty much just gonna be the “YOU SHALL NOT PASS” Scene that we all dug so much in Fellowship of the Ring; but with a little added flare from the Master of Neon himself. I'm gonna chill over here off to the side, because I'm not gonna lie that stone staircase with no handrail that these cats are about to square off on is givin me the creeps. Taurus just took that wicked curved sword of his and sliced Xenomorph #1's head clean off, but then his concentrated acid blood sprayed Taurus in the face; so they both died; but it's all good because swords are about to be of no use heere anyhow. Snake Plisken just drop-kicked Goblin #6 & 8 into the pit, but Legolas, who is perched on the top step put an arrow through Snake's one good eye. Legolas is hanging back and even the Goblins are looking a little nervous as the big bad shows up and comes on to the scene. The Balrog of Moria is looking as fierce as ever and I have got to tell ya, there isn't a pair of pants with out feces in em in this place. The Balrog starts swinging his whip and goin all cray-cray. He knocks Mercer, Red Dog, Vampire #3 & 4, and even his own teammates Goblin #2-4, & 18 into the pit. But Gandalf is ready to go and there is no way he is gonna let this Balrog pass if you know what I mean. Gandalf is lookin great by the by. Dude shaved AND combed his hair. He also traded in his staff for a much sleekeer smaller version. I never would have guessed this; but when Gandalf rocks the clean cut look he kind of looks like the bad guy from The Patriot, but Mel Gibson ain't here tonight so guess what kids, this is about to get REALZ son. Sgt. Slaughter and The Daywalker himself Robert Hudson give each other a wicked-gnarly handshake, bro-hug combo before they lead the two remaining vamps in a pitched battle (shout-out Becks) against Goblin #13-17, which results in all of them getting kicked by a firey Balrog leg off the staircase.

And here comes the part we've all been waiting for........ Balrog Vs. Gandalf, and I get to call it.... Eat your heart out Tolkien and Peter Jackson, and whoever did that goofy cartoon back in the day, cuz the Poginator is going to tell this tale better than all them put together. And here we go. Gandalf looks nervous but he pulls out his mini-staff and.......... Ehh... Hold up.... Know what guys, I don't think that is shaved Gandalf after all. Straight up Dogg. I think I effed up. That might be the dude who was mean to Dobby in Harry Potter. And he just got knocked in the Pit. Match is over..... This was straight up my bad. Dang. Joshatu's gonna kill me.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Empire

Be Gentle it’s My First Time Lineup: Nazgul #6 on Fell Beast #6, Warg Rider #1 on Rider’s Warg #1, Warg Rider #2 with no Warg to ride, Cave Troll #1, Green Lantern #1-2, Spinosaurus#1-2, Zeus, Ulysses S. Grant as a leader

The Empire Lineup: Nazgul #7 on Fell Beast #7, Saruman on Mordor Horse #7, Rabban Harkonnen, Sardaukar Terror Troop #’s 1-3

Location: The Mines of Moria
Watcher: Kyle


Both teams arrive in the formerly great halls of Khazad-dûm.

Saruman immediately notices how poorly matched his team is with the enemy saying “who the hell plays Zeus and two Green Lanterns in a preseason game.”

Ulysses S. Grant then immediately starts putting his team into battle positions, having Zeus and Nazgul #6 deal with Saruman, both Green Lanterns attack nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast and has the rest of the team battle Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar Troops. 

Zeus decides to change the weather in the mines by summoning a thunderstorm into the halls of Moria. Zeus throws a lightning bolt at Saruman but Saruman easily deflects the bolt with his staff exclaiming “Is that all you got? You’re supposed to be the Father of Gods!” As Saruman proclaims that, Nazgul #6 flies towards Saruman in his Fell Beast. He lets out a furocious screech that would deafen the average man. But Saruman is no man. He was brought to the Mines of Moria to decimate all enemies brought in front of him. Saruman then shoots Nazgul #6 with a burst of fire from his staff. The Nazgul collapses off of his Fell Beast as his screech turns into his final breath; gasping for life as it his stolen from his soul. Zeus sees his teammate fall before him. He sees that Saruman is momentarily distracted. Zeus then summons a lightning bolt to crush the strength of 1,000 men. As the lightning bolt exits his hand, it travels directly to the heart of Saruman. Before Saruman can notice what Zeus has just done, he looks down to see a lightning bolt penetrating his heart as blood floods into his lungs; forcing him to grasp his throat. Saruman then stares into the eyes of Zeus as his knees weaken and he falls down in a puddle of his own blood.

Both Green Lanterns notice how easily Nazgul #6 was defeated by fire. So both Lanterns then make contraptions with their rings that shoot fire. Nazgul #7 charges towards the Lanterns with all of his might. The Lanterns (almost without lifting a finger) use the power of their rings to summon a storm of arcane flames onto the Nazgul and his Fell Beast; melting them into a liquid form that leaks into the cracks of the mines. The Lanterns look onto the battle with smug faces after easily defeating Nazgul #7 and his Fell Beast.

Warg Rider #1 charges towards Rabban Harkonnen and his Sardaukar Troops on his daring Warg. Rabban Harkonnen looks onto his troops with no worries as he knows confidently his troops will deal with the impending charge with no problems. The troops then bring out their rifles and aim towards Warg Rider #1. The rider looks straight into the eyes of the troops with no fear; ready to give his life for the cause. The troops then unexpectedly shoot the Warg itself rather than the rider. The cranium of the Warg explodes leaving a storm of crimson blood splashing against the walls of the halls of Moria. The rider falls off of his Warg, but as he runs towards the troops they obliterate his knee caps with their rifles. The rider falls onto the ground face first, but before he can flip around to look up towards the troops, the troops sprint over to the rider and drive their boots directly into the back of his skull; causing brain matter to fly up towards the ceiling. Warg Rider #2 (who has no Warg to ride due to poor roster choice) sees what happened to his companion Warg and starts to run away. But before he can flee even 10 feet from where his feet stood, the troops repeatedly let off multiple rounds into his back; causing his sternum and internal organs to fly across the halls.

After this bloodshed, Rabban Harkonnen and the Sardaukar troops notice they are surrounded by two Green Lanterns, two Spinosaurus’s, Zeus and a Cave Troll. The Sardaukar troops get into their standard triangle back-to-back formation, ready to fight. They put up a good fight but in the end they are defeated, although taking out one Spinosaurus.

Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Better Than All of You Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

Consortium Pre-Season Match

Better Than All of You Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

The Betters are: Predator #1-15, Slimer, Sailor Moon, E.T., The Tasmanian Devil, Bebop, and Rocksteady.

The Sith Aids are Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzamaki, Grand Moff Tarken, and Cad Bane.

Monday, March 11, 2019

The First Ever FFL Democracy Match!!

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sister's.

The Assassins are: Galadriel, Aragorn: Son of Arathorn, Frodo Baggins, Elf #1-5, and Uruk Hai #1-5

The Super Kitties are: The Leprechaun, Chucky, The Bride of Chucky, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Tails.

Please vote for the squad you believe would be victorious in the comment section of this post.

Sunday, March 10, 2019

FFL Reboot Rosters



Hey Everyone,

Here are the new FFL Reboot Rosters. Let us know if you have trouble accessing any of the links!

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins
Barkley's Turrible Decisions
Better Than All of You
Dinomites
Be Gentle, It's My First Time
John and Vader's House of Sith Aids
Super Kitties
Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People
George Washington's House Elves
Striders of Rohan
TEAM
The Empire

Pre-Season: Deathmatch

This match does not count towards the season or for entry into the playoffs. Deaths count and prizes are awarded.

100 Points
Setting: The Mines of Moria
Prizes: A Penguin Suit, a Stealth X-Wing, and a Power Ring (Shining Force Version).

-TEAM Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Josh)
-Two Hungry Dino-Mites that have Bubble Fighting Fun Down Tight Vs. The Non-Gender Specific group of Misjudged Little People (Chris)
-The Striders of Rohan Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Josh)
-Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters (Democracy)
-Be Gentle it's My First Time Vs. The Empire (Kyle)
-Better Than All of You Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids (Consortium).

Thursday, November 22, 2018

2019 Draft List

Page A

1. Luke Skywalker (32)
2. Han Solo (20) and Chewbacca (20), (30).
3. Princess Leia (15)
4. R2-D2 (6) and C-3PO (4), (8).
5. Lando Calrissean (15), Lobot (8), and Nien Numb (8), (24).
6. Wedge Antilles (12) and Biggs Darklighter (10), (20).
7. Luminara Unduli (36) and Barriss Offee (34), (60).
8. Obi Wan Kenobi (37)
9. Qui Gon Jinn (35)
10. Yoda (55)
11. Jyn Erso (13)
12. Cassian Andor (13) and K-2SO (12), (20).
13. Chirrut Imwe (20) and Baze Malbus (20).
14. Mace Windu (50)
15. Ki Adi Mundi (36)
16. Shaak Ti (35)
17. Padme Amidala (14)
18. 20 Rebel Soldiers
19. Visas Marr (30)
20. Teebo (8) and Ewok Warrior (3)
21. Chief Chirpa (8)
22. Logray (8) and Ewok Elder (5)
23. Wicket W. Warrick (7) and Ewok Scout (3)
24. Paploo
25. Kit Fisto (35) and Nadar Vebb (24), (54)
26. Aayla Secura (35)
27. Even Piel (35)
28. 8 Jedi Masters
29. 11 Jedi Knights
30. 15 Jedi Padawans
31. 15 Jedi Younglings
32. Plo Koon (35)
33. Yaddle (35)
34. Hera Syndula (10), Sabine Wren (22), Kanaan Jaruus (22), Ezra Bridger (22), Zeb Aurelius (15), and Chopper (6) (60 for team) w/ Ghost and Phantom.
35. Fulcrum (32) and Veteran Captain Rex (15), (45)
36. Rey (30)
37. Finn (15)
38. Poe Dameron (12) and BB-8 (6), (15)
39. Captain Panaka (9)
40. Oppo Rancisis (34)
41. Adi Gallia (34)
42. Depa Billaba (34)
43. Yareal Poof (34)
44. Eeth Koth (35)
45. Agen Kolar (35)
46. Stass Allie (34)
47. Captain Tarpals (12)
48. Jar Jar Binks (0)
49. Coruscant Underworld Police: “CUP” (6)
50. Father of Mortis (40), Daughter of Mortis (40), and Son of Mortis (40)
51. Abeloth (75)
52. Enfys Nest (20)
53. Watto (6)
54. The Dark Woman (35)
55. Dash Rendar (18) and Leebo (22)
56. General Grevious (38) w/ 2 Magnaguard Droids
57. Durge (35)
58. IG-88 (25)
59. Poggle the Lesser (6), Sun Fac (6), Genosian Spy (3), Genosian Drone (3), and Genosian Soldier (3), (14)
60. The Rancor (35)
61. Sebulba (14)
62. Embo (20)
63. Aurra Sing (28)
64. Supreme Leader Snoke (40)
65. Kylo Ren (35)
66. Admiral Piett (8)
67. Starkiller (32)
68. Grand Moff Tarken (8)
69. Colonel Stark (8)
70. General Veers (9)
71. Zam Wessell (20)
72. Bib Fortuna (6)
73. Jabba the Hutt (8) and Salacious B. Crumb (2), (8)
74. 5 Krayt Dragons
75. 10 Sandtroopers and 10 Dewbacks
76. 5 Space Troopers
77. 10 Shoretroopers
78. Director Krennic (6) and 10 Death Troopers
79. 10 Snow Troopers
80. 10 Scout Troopers
81. 50 Storm Troopers
82. Revan (40)
83. Feral (23)
84. Savage Opress (29)
85. Old Daka (30) and Nightsister Zombie (10), (35)
86. Talia (15) and Nightsister Initiate (10), (20)
87. Mother Talzin (39) and Nightsister Spirit (10), (49)
88. Asajj Ventress (35) and Nightsister Acolyte (10), (45)
89. 4-Lom (12) and Zuckus (12), (20)
90. Dengar (15)
91. Bossk (20)
92. Jango Fett (35)
93. Boba Fett (35)
94. Cad Bane (20)
95. Darth Bane (55)
96. Darth Traya (40)
97. Darth Sion (39)
98. Darth Nihilus (39)
99. Darth Maul (38)
100. Count Dooku (42) and FA-4 (6), (42).
101. Sheev Palpatine (55) and 2 Royal guards.
102. Darth Vader (55) and The 501st Storm Trooper Division “Vader's Fist” (10 members).


Page B

1. Optimus Prime (55) and Roller (10), (55)
2. Iron Hide (40)
3. Jazz (35)
4. Bumblebee (30)
5. The Dinobots: Grimlock (36), Slag, Sludge, Swoop, & Snarl (30), (65)
6. Omega Supreme (62)
7. Sky Lynx (62)
8. The Protectobots: Streetwise, Blades, Hot Spot, First Aid, & Groove (25), (60)
9. The Aerialbots: Silverbolt, Air Raid, Skydive, Fireflight, & Slingshot (25), (60)
10. The Technibots: Scattershot, Strafe, Lightspeed, Afterburner, & Nosecone.
11. Cliff Jumper (28)
12. Warpath (32)
13. Metroplex (65)
14. Fortress Maximus (65)
15. Tracks (34)
16. Cosmos (34)
17. Skyfire (39)
18. Powerglide (34)
19. Leader One (40)
20. Scooter (12)
21. Turbo (32)
22. Kup (35)
23. Springer (35)
24. R.C. (32)
25. Aleta One (35)
26. Hot Rod (40)
27. Wheelie (20)
28. Blur (24)
29. Spike (8)
30. Daniel (8)
31. Sparkplug (6)
32. Seaspray (38)
33. Alpha Trion (38)
34. Wheel Jack (36)
35. Hound (37)
36. 4 Autobots
37. 6 Junkeons
38. Wreck-Gar (32) & Junkeon #7
39. Ultra Magnus (40)
40. Sun Streaker (34)
41. Hubcap (26)
42. Queen Tesla (60)
43. 20 Navy SEALs
44. Naruto Uzamaki (40)
45. Sasuke Uchiha (37)
46. Capt. N, Duke, Kid Icarus (Pit), Simon Bellmont, Game Boy, Mega Man, Rush, & The Princess (45).
47. Primus (100)
48. Perceptor (30)
49. Blaster w/ Eject, Rewind, Grandslam and Raindance, Nightstalker, Playback, Ramhorn, Rosanna, Stripes, Steeljaw, Dile & Zaur (Legout), Graphy & Noise (Decibel), and Blackout (35, 15, 52)
50. Flips Sides & Sundor (15 each), Transformer Cassette #1-2
51. Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Wingthing, Squawktalk & Beastbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill, Slugfest, Autoscout #1 & 2 (35, 15, 53)
52. Starscream (40)
53. Thundercracker (38)
54. Skywarp (38)
55. Sunstorm (38)
56. Ramjet (35)
57. Durge (35)
58. Thrust (35)
59. Reflector (20. 35)
60. Bombshell (33)
61. Shrapnell (32)
62. Kickback (32)
63. Deluxe Insecticons: Barrage, Venom, Chop Shop, & Ransack (31, 60)
64. The Constructicons: Scrapper, Scavenger, Bonecrusher, Erector, Mixmaster, & Hightower (35, 62)
65. The Stunticons: Motor Master, Breakdown, Wildrider, Dead End, & Drag Strip (25, 60)
66. The Combaticons: Onslaught, Vortex, Brawl, Blast Off, & Swindle (25, 60)
67. The Predacons: Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, & Tantrum (25, 60)
68. The Terrorcons: Hun-Gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin, Cutthroat, & Cindersaur (25, 60)
69. The Seacons: Snap Trap, Nautilator, Overbite, Seawing, Skalor, & Tentakil (25, 60)
70. The Pretender Monsters: Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, & Wildfly (25, 60)
71. Astrotrain (36)
72. Blitzwing (36)
73. Octane (35)
74. Nightbird (32)
75. Tripticon (65)
76. Scorpononk (65)
77. Cy-Kill (39)
78. Crasher (32)
79. Cop-Tor (30)
80. Barricade (31)
81. Dinobot (30)
82. Gnaw (30)
83. 10 Sharkticons
84. 4 Decepticons
85. 5 Transformers
86. Quintasson Leadership (18 each)
87. Go-Bot (22)
88. Spy-Bug (1)
89. Beerus: god of Destruction (40)
90. Whis (35)
91. Black Goku (45)
92. Zamusu (35)
93. Shia Lebeuf (6)
94. Circuit Breaker (12)
95. Six Shot (42)
96. 8 Cybertronian Guardians
97. Jet-Jaguar (45)
98. Ultra Man (45)
99. The Fallen (45)
100. Unicron (100)
101. Shockwave (40)
102. Megatron (55)


Page C

1. Gandalf the Grey (45)
2. Aragorn: Son of Arathorn (30)
3. Legolas of the Woodland Realm (29)
4. Gimli son of Gloin (29)
5. Boromir (27)
6. Frodo Baggins (15)
7. Samwise Gamgee w/ Bill the Pony (12, 3, 12)
8. Peregrin Took (11)
9. Meriadoc Brandybuck (11)
10. Bilbo Baggins (11)
11. Rosey (5)
12. Radaghast (30)
13. Tom Bombadil (45)
14. Treebeard (45)
15. Blue Wizard #1 (30)
16. Blue Wizard #2 (30)
17. 3 Ents
18. 2 Entwives
19. Eomer (25)
20. Eowyn (25)
21. Theoden King (25)
22. Farmir (25)
23. Denethor (20)
24. 8 Riders of Rohan
25. 20 Elves
26. 20 Dwarves
27. Elrond (42)
28. Arwen Evenstar (30)
29. Elros & Elrohir (28, 46)
30. Isildor (27)
31. Thengel (20)
32. Arathorn (20)
33. 15 Gondor Soldiers
34. Hadir (28)
35. 5 Wargs & Riders
36. 6 Hobbits
37. 5 Evil Wolves
38. Bofur (15)
39. Thorin Oakenshield (20)
40. Bombur (15)
41. Balin (15)
42. Dwalin (15)
43. Oin (15)
44. Gloin (15)
45. Fili (15)
46. Kili (15)
47. Dori (15)
48. Nori (15)
49. Ori (15)
50. Bifur (15)
51. Farmer Giles of Ham (20)
52. Sir Gawain: The Green Knight (20)
53. Robin Hood & Little John (25, 35)
54. Thrain Oakenshield (15)
55. Thror Oakenshield (15)
56. Capt. Stryke (15), Lt. Haskeer (15), Lt. Coila(15), Cpl. Jup (15), Cpl. Alfray (15), & Mani-Orcs #1-10 (Whole team: 40)
57. Smith of Wooten Major (15)
58. Saladin (16)
59. Dave Bowman “The Starchild”
60. Frank Poole
61. Mighty Joe Young (30)
62. The Lochness Monster (30)
63. The Sando Aqua Monster (50)
64. 5 Big Goober Fish
65. Chuck Norris (20)
66. Walker: Texas Ranger (20)
67. Deagol (10)
68. Christopher Tolkien (6)
69. The Witch King of Angmar (40), Fell Beast #1, & Mordor Horse #1
70. Nazgul #2 (30), Fell Beast #2, & Mordor Horse #2
71. Nazgul #3 (30), Fell Beast #3, & Mordor Horse #3
72. Nazgul #4 (30), Fell Beast #4, & Mordor Horse #4
73. Nazgul #5 (30), Fell Beast #5, & Mordor Horse #5
74. Nazgul #6 (30), Fell Beast #6, & Mordor Horse #6
75. Nazgul #7 (30), Fell Beast #7, & Mordor Horse #7
76. Nazgul #8 (30), Fell Beast #8, & Mordor Horse #8
77. Nazgul #9 (30), Fell Beast #9, & Mordor Horse #9
78. 5 Fell Beasts
79. 15 Horses
80. 5 Mordor Horses
81. Riverwind (25)
82. Caramon & Raistlin Majere (25, 30)
83. Sturm (25)
84. Tanis the Half-Elven (25)
85. Goblin Sappers (15)
86. Dwarven Demolition Squad (15)
87. Gnomish Flying Machine (5)
88. 10 Evil Dwarves
89. 10 Wild Men
90. Gollum
91. 20 Goblins
92. 15 Uruk Hai
93. 50 Orcs
94. 4 Cave Trolls
95. Smaug
96. 3 Dragons
97. Wormtongue (30)
98. Grishnack (20)
99. Sarumon (45)
100. 5 Balrogs
101. The Balrog of Moria (50)
102. Sauron (60)


Page D

1. Paul Atreides (Maud Dib) (38)
2. God Emperor Leto II (45)
3. 20 Sandworms
4. Hayt
5. 20 Phibians
6. 10 Seaworms
7. 10 Neo-Cymeks
8. 2 Titans
9. Agamemnon & Juno (45, 40, 80)
10. Ajax (45)
11. Beowolf (40)
12. Hecate (42)
13. Xerxes (40)
14. Dante (40)
15. Feyd-Rautha Harkonen (30)
16. Rabban Harkonen (20)
17. Baron Valdimir Harkonen (6)
18. Duke Leto Atreides (12)
19. Moneo Atreides (19)
20. (Original) Duncan Idaho (18)
21. Dr. Yueh (7)
22. Gurney Halleck (17)
23. Lady Jessica (17)
24. 40 Sardakaur
25. 20 Fremen
26. 5 Fedayeen
27. Jamis (15)
28. Chani (16)
29. Stilgar (17)
30. Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho (35)
31. Ghanima Atreides (20)
32. Allia Atreides (25)
33. 8 Thinking Machines
34. 8 Bene Gesserits
35. 6 Honored Matres
36. 6 Tleilaxlu
37. 3 Guild Navigators
38. Xavier Harkonen (15)
39. Vorian Atreides (15)
40. Abulurd Harkonen (10)
41. Emperor Shaddam IV (10)
42. 10 Fish Dancers
43. 3 Futars
44. Erasmus (32)
45. Omnius (33)
46. Hal 9000 (25)
47. Liet Kynes (12)
48. Pardot Kynes (12)
49. 2 Suk Doctors
50. 5 Ginaz Swordsmen
51. 5 Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen
52. Gaius Helen Mohiam (18)
53. Duncan Idaho Ghola #3 (15)
54. Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 (15)
55. Duncan Idaho Ghola #5 (15)
56. Duncan Idaho Ghola #6 (15)
57. Duncan Idaho Ghola #7 (15)
58. Duncan Idaho Ghola $8 (15)
59. Ellen Ripley (18) & Newt (6, free w/ Ripley)
60. The Colonial Marines: Sgt. Apone, Cpl Hicks, Lt. Gorman, Drake, Bishop, Ferro, Dietrich, Frost, Spunkmeyer, Crowe, & Wierzbowski (14, 45). Trey Burke (6)
61. The Tigersharks: Mako, Walro, Dolph, Octavia, Lorca, Bronc, Angel, & Gupp (15, 45)
62. The Centurions: Ace McLeod, Jake Rockwell, Max Ray, John Thunder, & Rex Charger (25, 60)
63. The Herculoids: Zandor, Tara, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, & Gleep (18, 60)
64. The 3 Stooges
65. Belle (10) & The Beast (25) (25 together)
66. Hanukkah Harry (12)
67. Norma Cenva (40)
68. Zufa Cenva (20)
69. The Doctor (Dr. Who) (40)
70. Murbella (15)
71. Bashar Miles Teg (15)
72. Sheeana Brugh (20)
73. Rhombur Vernius (15)
74. Jool Nooret (20)
75. Whitmore Bludd (19)
76. Rom (6)
77. Quark (6)
78. Capt. Christopher Pike (6)
79. Odo (10)
80. Nog (6)
81. Geordi La Forge (6)
82. Beverly Crusher (6)
83. Chakotay (6)
84. The Borg Queen (20)
85. Julian Bashar (6)
86. Kahn (19)
87. 10 Borgs
88. The Q Continuum: Q2, Lady Q, q, Colonel Q, & Quinn (70 each, 160)
89. Q (75)
90. Chekov (6)
91. Capt. Janeway (6)
92. Lt. Commander Warf (8)
93. Wesley Crusher (6)
94. Commander Ryker (6)
95. Data (8)
96. Ahora (6)
97. Dr. McCoy (6)
98. Zulu (6)
99. Mr. Spock (9)
100. Scotty (6)
101. Capt. Bicard (7)
102. Capt. Kirk (7)


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1. Capt. America (30)
2. The Incredible Hulk (55)
3. Thor (55)
4. Iron Man (50)
5. Black Widow (28)
6. Hawkeye (28)
7. Spider-Man (32)
8. War Machine (30)
9. Falcon & Red Wing (30)
10. Black Panther (30) w/ Shuri (10), Okoye (15), Nakia (10), M'Baku (15)
11. Ant Man (18) & Wasp (18) (32)
12. The Guardians of the Galaxy: Starlord w/ his ship, Gamora, Nebula, Drax the Destroyer, Rocket, & Groot (25, 60)
13. Yondu (28) & Kraglin (6, free with Yondu)
14. Namor (35) & his Griffin (15), (40)
15. Namorita (28)
16. Wolverine (38)
17. Original X-Men: Cyclops, Jean Grey, Angel, Ice Man, & Beast
18. Professor Xavier (45)
19. Winter Soldier (28)
20. Silver Surfer (55)
21. The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, & The Thing (30, 60)
22. Ms. Marvel (36)
23. Capt. Marvel (42)
24. Android Human Torch (29) & Toro (15) (39)
25. Quasar (35)
26. Vision (35)
27. Wonder Man (40)
28. Nick Fury (20) & SHIELD Agent #11-13
29. 10 SHIELD Agents
30. Nightcrawler (30)
31. Capt. Britain (35)
32. Rachel Summers (30)
33. Shadowcat (20) & Lcokheed (10), (25)
34. Widget (16)
35. Meggan
36. Maria Hill (12)
37. Agent Colson (12)
38. Artie (10) & Leech (20), (22)
39. Colossus (45)
40. Deadpool (35)
41. Warpath (32)
42. Power Man, Iron Fist, & Jessica Jones (30 each)
43. Daredevil (30)
44. Ghost Rider (30)
45. Rage (28)
46. Serci (39)
47. Spider-Woman (31)
48. Korg (40) & Meek (15), (40)
49. Beta Ray Bill (53)
50. Havoc (38)
51. Adam Warlock (50)
52. The Punisher (30)
53. Quicksilver (30)
54. Scarlet Witch (45)
55. Polaris (38)
56. Emma Frost (36)
57. Sebastian Shaw (38)
58. Mimic (48)
59. Vulcan (40)
60. Odin (55)
61. Dr, Strange (40) & Wong (25), (52)
62. X-23 (35)
63. Exitar the Exterminator (80)
64. Set (75)
65. Black Queen (29)
66. Death (60)
67. Taskmaster (32)
68. 5 Watchdogs
69. 10 HYDRA Soldiers
70. Mandarin (35)
71. Ronan the Accusser (50)
72. Scorpion (28)
73. Ego (90)
74. The Leader (30)
75. Red She Hulk (40)
76. Red Hulk (54)
77. Bullseye (37)
78. Dakken (35)
79. Baron Zemo (25)
80. Red Skull (25)
81. Goliath (40)
82. Yellow Jacket (30)
83. Baron Mordo (40)
84. Apocalypse (50)
85. Mr. Sinister (37)
86. Mystique (35)
87. Pyro (30)
88. The Blob (39)
89. Juggernaut (49)
90. Rhino (35)
91. The Sinister Six: Dr. Octupuss, Electro, Sandman, Green Goblin, Mysterio, & Vulture (30, 65)
92. Venom (36)
93. Carnage (38)
94. Magneto (44)
95. Dr. Doom (39)
96. Mole Man (29)
97. Mephisto (54)
98. Hellas (55)
99. Surtur (55)
100. Loki (50)
101. Galactus (95) & Nova (35), (115)
102. Thanos (60)

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1. Superman
2. Batman (35), Robin (20), & Alfred (8), (49)
3. Wonder Woman (52) & Wonder Girl (28), (68)
4. Aquaman (35)
5. Cyborg (30)
6. The Flash (Barry Allen) (39)
7. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan) (40)
8. Orion (50)
9. Supergirl (55)
10. Superboy (52)
11. Batgirl (25)
12. Batwoman (25)
13. Batwing (28)
14. Saint Walker (34)
15. Star Sapphire (35)
16. Ganthet (40) & Sayd (40), (65)
17. Indigo One & Monk (35, 50)
18. 2 Blue Lanterns
19. 3 Green Lanterns
20. 2 Indigo Lanterns
21. 2 Star Sapphires
22. White Lantern Kyle Raynor (35)
23. Guy Gardner
24. Ch'p (35) & Dr. Ub'x (15), (40)
25. Salack (38)
26. Kilawog (38)
27. Tomar Tu (38)
28. Steel
29. Booster Gold (38)
30. Martian Manhunter (50) & Miss Martian (30), (70)
31. Mon El (53)
32. Green Arrow (35) & Black Canary (30), (55)
33. Firestorm (39)
34. John Constantine (30)
35. Alan Scott (38)
36. Jade (36)
37. John Stewart (39)
38. Lois Lane (6) & Jimmy Olsen (6), (9)
39. Jay Garrick (37)
40. Kid Flash (35)
41. The Red Hood (24), Arsenal (24), & Starfire (39), (60)
42. Aqualad (24)
43. Mas (10), Menos (10), (18)
44. The Black Racer (45)
45. Fastback (29)
46. Red Robin (24)
47. Bumblebee (28)
48. Raven (35)
49. The Doom Patrol: The Chief, Mento, Elasti-Girl, Robot Man, Negative Man, and Beast Boy (20, 55)
50. Mogo (100)
51. Ranx: The Sentient City (95)
52. Bumblebee (28)
53. Argent (28)
54. Shazam (50)
55. The Atom (20)
56. Blue Beetle (28)
57. Black Lightning (28)
58. The Huntress (24)
59. Power Girl (53)
60. Terra (30)
61. Capt. Cold (27)
62. Dr. Light (30)
63. Black Atom (50)
64. Killer Kroc (35)
65. Cheetah (35)
66. Blackfire (41)
67. Cyborg Superman (62)
68. The Eradicator (62)
69. 2 Red Lanterns
70. 3 Yellow Lanterns
71. Maxima (40)
72. Doomsday (64)
73. Lex Luthor (30)
74. Larfleeze (40)
75. Atrocitus (40)
76. Black Flash (40)
77. Reverse Flash (40)
78. Talia Al' Ghul (29)
79. Ras' Al' Ghul (37)
80. Scarecrow (25)
81. Mr. Freeze (28)
82. The Riddler (20)
83. Catwoman (25)
84. Penguin (20)
85. The Joker (25) & Harley Quinn (15), (35)
86. The Hive Five: Jinx, Mammoth, Gizmo, See-More, Billy Numerous, Kid Wicken, & Private Hive (15, 40)
87. Brother Blood (42)
88. Ocean Master (29)
89. Batzarro (32)
90. Bizarro Superman (62)
91. Ares (50)
92. Kalibak (50)
93. Granny Goodness (35) & The Female Furies: Bernadeth, Gilotina, Lashina, Mad Harriet, & Stompa (30), (80)
94. Desaad (30)
95. Steppenwolfe (50)
96. Trygon (60)
97. Deathstroke (36)
98. Larry (36)
99. Bat-Mite (40)
100. Mr. Mxyztplk (45)
101. Sinestro (40)
102. Darkseid (60)

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1. Mario (16)
2. Luigie (15)
3. Toad (13)
4. Princess Toadstool (13)
5. Blue Toad & Yellow Toad (12, 20)
6. Yoshi (15)
7. Star Fox (15)
8. Link (20)
9. Link (20)
10. Samus (20)
11. Capt. Falcon (14)
12. Ninja Gaiden (18)
13. Bub, Bob, Bib, Beb (10, 25)
14. Bonk (12)
15. Air Zonk (15), Power Dump (6), & Astra (6), (20)
16. Contra Bros: Bill Rizer & Lance Bean (24)
17. The Ice Bros. (19)
18. Pac-Man (14)
19. Ms. Pac-Man (14)
20. Baby Pac-Man (6)
21. Pitfall Harry (9)
22. Falco, Slippy Toad, & Peppy Hare (12, 30)
23. Star Wolf (14)
24. Donkey Kong (20)
25. Diddy Kong (12)
26. Dixie Kong (12)
27. Donkey Kong Jr. (12)
28. The Eggplant Wizard (11)
29. Lolo (10) & Lala (2), (10)
30. Blake Stone (18)
31. Princess Daisy (11)
32. Meta-Knight (18)
33. Bowser: King of Koopa (20)
34. Mother Brain (18)
35. Gauntlet Crew: Wizard, Warrior, Valkyrie, & Elf (5, 30)
36. 5 Metroids
37. Darksol (40)
38. Dark Dragon (45)
39. Kane of Runefast (38)
40. Koopa Troopa (9)
41. Wario (12)
42. Waluigie (10)
43. Wart (14)
44. Birdo (13)
45. Mouser (13)
46. 20 Little Goombas
47. 5 Shy Guys
48. Ryu & Ken (20, 36)
49. Chun Li (20)
50. M. Bison, Sagat, Vega, & Balrog (20, 45)
51. Blanka (20)
52. Dhalsim (20)
53. Zangief (20)
54. Guille (20)
55. E. Honda (20)
56. Scorpion (20)
57. Sub-Zero (20)
58. Reptile (20)
59. Liu Kang (20)
60. Kung Lao (20)
61. Shang Tsung & Goro (20, 35)
62. Johnny Cage (20)
63. Shao Kahn (21)
64. Motaro (20)
65. Kintaro (20)
66. Mileena (20)
67. Sonja Blade & Jax (20, 35)
68. Kitana (20)
69. Kano (20)
70. Sheeva (20)
71. Rayden (21)
72. Ermac (20)
73. Rain (20)
74. Smoke (20)
75. Sector & Cyrax (20, 38)
76. 10 Hammer Bros.
77. Ness (12)
78. Dr. Wiley (12)
79. Bomber Man (14)
80. Turok (16)
81. Manic the Hedgehog & Sonja the Hedgehog (8, 14)
82. Toe Jam & Earl (10, 18)
83. Teddy Boy (9)
84. R.O.B. The Robot (7)
85. Duke Nukem (20)
86. Lara Croft (20)
87. Bokken (3)
88. Robot Sonic (12)
89. Altered Beast Centurions: (15, 25)
90. Death Adder Jr. (25)
91. Death Adder (30)
92. Dr. Robotnick (16)
93. Kefka (25)
94. Emerald Weapon (25)
95. The Shining Force (8, 25, 55)
96. Crash Bandicoot (12)
97. Kid Chameleon (15)
98. Shinobi & Dog (18, 5, 18)
99. Death Bringer (35)
100. Sonic the Hedgehog & Tails (15, 12, 24)
101. Knuckles (14)
102. Gilleus Thunderhead, Tyrius Flare, & Ax-battler (15, 30)

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1. Bill and Hillary Clinton (6, 10)
2. Aerosmith (6, 20)
3. Guns N' Roses (6, 20)
4. Theodore Roosevelt (6)
5. Alexander the Great (6) & Bucephalus (6), (10)
6. Robert E. Lee (6)
7. Ulysses S. Grant (6)
8. Hanibal of Crete (6)
9. Napoleon Bonaparte (6)
10. Thomas Jefferson (6)
11. George Washington (6)
12. John Adams (6)
13. James Madison & James Monroe (6, 10)
14. Gary Johnson (6)
15. Jill Stein (6)
16. Barack Obama (6)
17. George W. Bush (6)
18. Tom Cruise (6)
19. Tom Petty (6)
20. Barry Sanders (6)
21. Tim Cheveldae, Paul Coffey, Steve Yzerman, & Bryan Murray (6, 16)
22. The Bad Boys (6, 30)
23. Alan Trammell (6)
24. Timmell (6)
25. Simmell (6)
26. Scrimmell (6)
27. Skimmell (6)
28. Air Zimmell (7)
29. Chevelle (6)
30. Mini Tim Chevette (3)
31. Lil Scrimmell (3)
32. Crimmell (6)
33. The Beatles (6, 20)
34. Harrison Ford (6)
35. Babe Ruth (6)
36. Mickey Mantle (6)
37. Don Rickles (6)
38. Johnny Carson (6)
39. Joan Rivers (6)
40. Michael Jordan (6)
41. Lebron James (6)
42. Tom Brady (6)
43. Joe Montana (6)
44. Wayne Gretzky (6)
45. Gordie Howe (6)
46. Winston Churchill (6)
47. Gen. Eisenhower (6)
48. Gen. Patton (60)
49. Adolf Hitler (6)
50. Ben Franklin (6)
51. JFK (6)
52. George Lucas (6)
53. J.R.R. Tolkien (6)
54. Frank Herbert (6)
55. Jim Harbough (6)
56. Bo Schembechler (6)
57. Zillllaaaa (6)
58. Dark Nitties (6)
59. Hadir (6)
60. Darth Duck (6)
61. Nolan & Austin (6, 10)
62. Stephen King (6)
63. Simon & Garfunkel (6, 10)
64. Al Capone (6)
65. Bonny & Clyde (6, 10)
66. Gen. Rommell (6)
67. The Rat Pack (6, 20)
68. Keanu Reeves (6)
69. Wesley Willies (6)
70. Norman Rockwell (6)
71. Ronald Reagan (6)
72. Ray Park (6)
73. Jim Carey (6)
74. Kimbo Slice (6)
75. Abe Lincoln (6)
76. Dean Cain & Terri Hatcher (6, 10)
77. Frank Oz (6)
78. Jim Henson (6)
79. Chris “Tanto” Peronto (6)
80. Hulk Hogan (6)
81. The Macho Man Randy Savage (6)
82. Ric Flair (6)
83. Andre the Giant (7)
84. The Hart Foundation (6, 10)
85. The Rockers (6, 10)
86. Bruno Samartino (6)
87. Floyd Mayweather (6)
88. Conor McGregor (6)
89. Muhamed Ali (6)
90. Mike Tyson (6)
91. Steven Segal (6)
92. F.D.R. (6)
93. Nelson Mandela (6)
94. James Veitch (6)
95. King Richard the Lionhearted (6)
96. Tom Seleck (6)
97. Ron Popeil (6)
98. Jack Lalane (6)
99. Weird Al Yankovich (6)
100. Jackie Chan (6)
101. Jet Li (6)
102. Donald Trump (6)

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1. The Teenaage Mutant Ninja Turtles (20, 40)
2. Splinter (20)
3. Usagi Yojimbo & Jotaro (30, 6, 30)
4. Shredder (30)
5. Krang (30)
6. Bebop & Rocksteady (20, 30)
7. Casey Jones (22)
8. April O'neal (6)
9. Tatsu (20)
10. Baxter Stockwell (20)
11. Wingnut & Screwloose (20, 5, 20)
12. Keno (15)
13. Ghengis Frog (18)
14. Atttila the Frog (18)
15. Mondo Gecko (18)
16. Venus Demilo (18)
17. Karai (26)
18. Hamato Yoshi (27)
19. Naploeon Bonafrog (18)
20. Space Usagi (31)
21. Grey Jedi Josh Houslander
22. Ed & Sarah Zacharski (6, 10)
23. Mike Greenwell (6)
24. Laya Houslander: Jedi Knight, Alexander Houslander: Young Jedi, Scarlet Houslander: Jedi Padawan, & Grayson Houslander: Jedi Youngling (6, 12)
25. Adam & Kate Hernandez (6, 10)
26. Eric Gilson (6)
27. Dave “Old Man” Parks (6)
28. John Zacharski(6)
29. Aaron “Butch” Griswold (6)
30. Kyle Houslander: Dunadan Ranger & Zachary Houslander: (6, 10)
31. Joe, Kelly, & Abby (6, 10)
32. Larry Reamer: Swordmaster of Ginaz
33. Admiral Bill Kelly: Combat Pilot
34. Red Lantern Jeff Houslander
35. Bryan Beckerman & Fred Baker (6, 10)
36. Bob the Tear Off Guy (6)
37. Mike & Laura Sroke w/ James (6, 10)
38. Conner Wiedman (6)
39. Ella, Jack, & Ben Artrip (6, 11)
40. Chris & Julie Artrip
41. The Jolly Green Giant w/ Sprout & The Farmer (40, 3, 3, 40)
42. Godzilla (65)
43. Zilla (60)
44. The Cloverfield Monster (60)
45. King Kong (62)
46. Megalon (63)
47. 3 T-Rexes
48. Gamera (62)
49. King Ghodira (64)
50. 3 Brachiosauruses
51. 9 Velociraptors
52. 5 Allosauruses
53. 2 Spinosauruses
54. 2 Utah Raptors
55. Detective Spooner (9)
56. Sonny the Robot (18)
57. George Bailey (6)
58. Sam Wainwright (6)
59. Indiana Jones (20)
60. Shortround (6)
61. Salah (6)
62. Henry Jones Sr. (6)
63. The Little Mermaid (10)
64. The Ghostbusters (9, 20)
65. Harry Potter (40)
66. Dumbledore (45)
67. Hermione Granger (38)
68. Ron Weasely (30)
69. Ginny Weasaly (29)
70. Voldemort (45)
71. Snape (38)
72. Haggred (35)
73. Dobby (18)
74. Sirious Black (30)
75. Draco Malfoy (30)
76. Lucius Malfoy (30)
77. Neville Longbottom (25)
78. Fred & George Weasaly (25, 40)
79. Prof. Minerva Magonagle (35)
80. The Sorting Hat (10)
81. Cobra Commander (15)
82. Destro (15)
83. The Baroness (15)
84. Serpentor (20)
85. Globulus (20)
86. Nemesis Enforcer (25)
87. Duke (15)
88. General Hawk (15)
89. Shipwreck (15)
90. Jinx (15)
91. Storm Shadow (25)
92. Snake Eyes (25)
93. Sgt. Slaughter w/ Taurus, Red Dog, & Mercer (25, 20, 40)
94. Lt. Flint (15)
95. Lady Jane (15)
96. Scarlet (15)
97. Beechhead (15)
98. Road Block (15)
99. Gung Ho (15)
100. Major “Hawk” Masterson
101. Lord Dredd
102. Captain Jonathon Power

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1. The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (30, 75)
2. Tommy Oliver (35)
3. Ttanus (40)
4. Zordon (25)
5. Alpha (8)
6. Rita Repulsa (40)
7. Lord Zed (40)
8. 10 Putties
9. 5 Super Putties
10. Goldar (28)
11. Fenster (12)
12. Bulk & Skull (6, 10)
13. Bugs Bunny (10)
14. Daffy Duck (8)
15. Porky Pig (8)
16. Mickey Mouse (8)
17. Minnie Mouse (6)
18. Goofy & Pluto (6, 10)
19. John Wayne (8)
20. Donald Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Huey, Louie, & Duey (8, 8, 3, 3, 3, 14)
21. Mighty Mouse (32)
22. Mighty Mousette (30)
23. Bubba Duck (8)
24. Daisy Duck (5)
25. Tazmanian Devil (10)
26. Dracula (35)
27. The Creature from the Black Lagoon (25)
28. Frankenstein's Monster (35)
29. Mr. Hyde (24)
30. The Mummy (20)
31. 10 Vampires
32. 20 zombies
33. Michael Myers (38)
34. Freddy Kruegar (38)
35. Jason Voorhies (38)
36. Leatherface (28)
37. Chucky (28)
38. Bride of Chucky (28)
39. The Leprechaun (29)
40. Pinhead (32)
41. Dr. Manhattan (62)
42. Rorschach (30)
43. Nite Owl (30)
44. Silk Spectre (25)
45. Original Silk Spectre (24)
46. Original Nite Owl (29)
47. The Comedian (30)
48. Ozymandias (36)
49. Moloch (16)
50. Mothman (22)
51. Hooded Justice (28)
52. Lazarus Long (19)
53. Vito Corleone (6)
54. Sonny Corleone (7)
55. Fredo Corleone (6)
56. Michael Corleone (6)
57. Clamenza (6)
58. Tessio (6)
59. Lucca Brazzi (8)
60. Ethan Hunt (20)
61. James Bond (22)
62. Jason Bourne (21)
63. Jack Baur (19)
64. John Bennett & Ted (6, 8)
65. Rambo (20)
66. Rocky Balboa (12)
67. Apollo Creed (12)
68. Jack Reacher (20)
69. 3 Black Dragons
70. 3 white dragons
71. 5 red dragons
72. 5 green dragons
73. 5 Griffins
74. 5 Purple dragons
75. 3 Gold dragons
76. 4 Silver dragons
77. 4 Bronze dragons
78. Zues & Hera (55, 45, 80)
79. Hades (50)
80. Poseidon (54)
81. Ares (54)
82. Apollo (52)
83. Artemis (40)
84. Pan (30)
85. Prometheus (38)
86. Achilles (28)
87. Ajax (20)
88. Meneleus & Agamemnon (10, 18)
89. Odysseus (17)
90. Hermes (37)
91. Aphrodite (32)
92. Saturn (40)
93. Uranus (40)
94. Hockney (8)
95. McManus & Finster (8, 14)
96. Verbal Kint (6)
97. Keaton (8)
98. Hanibal Lectur (10)
99. Colombo (7)
100. Perry Mason (7)
101. Dick Tracy (10)
102. The Planeteers w/ Sachi (15, 35)

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1. Space Ghost w/ Jan, Jace, & Blip (32, 4,4,4,35)
2. Mystery Inc. (8, 18) w/ The Mystery Machine
3. Scooby-Dumb (1)
4. Scrappy-Doo (1)
5. Underdog (16)
6. Capt. Caveman (20)
7. Mokey & Red (2, 3)
8. Peppermint Patti & Marci (2, 3)
9. Charlie Brown (4)
10. Linus (3)
11. Lucy (3)
12. Resplendid Man (39)
13. Slimer (9)
14. Decker (12)
15. Andrew Jackson Libby (14)
16. Jaws the Shark (38)
17. Jaws II (36)
18. Jaws III (34)
19. Jaws IV (32)
20. Jaws (James Bond) (15)
21. Odd Job (18)
22. The 3 Musketeers (10, 20)
23. Tom Sawyer (6)
24. Huck Finn (6)
25. Ax Cop & Wexler (30, 30, 42)
26. Flute Cop & Uni-Baby (8. 8, 14)
27. Grey Diamond (8)
28. Best Fairy Ever (8)
29. BatWartHog Man (8)
30. Princess Tomato (8)
31. The Monkguin (4)
32. Dark Helmet (15)
33. Predi-Alien (25)
34. Snoopy & Woodstock (2,3)
35. Medusa (38)
36. Katniss Everdeen (18)
37. Haymitch (14)
38. Effie Trinket (6)
39. Johanna Mason (10)
40. Finich O'dare (10)
41. Peeta Mallark (11)
42. Gale Hawthorn (11)
43. Capt. Latin America, Cannon Man, & The Bottomless Stomach w/ Kid-Nee (15, 30)
44. Magnum P.I. (15)w/ Ferrari 328: Robin 1
45. Higgins (8)
46. Rick (8) & T.C. (8) (14) w/ Helicopter
47. Kirby (12)
48. Pikachu (12)
49. Ash (12)
50. Ryachu (13)
51. Squirtle (11)
52. Blastois (12)
53. Piplup (11)
54. Mew (12)
55. Mewtoo(13)
56. Road Runner (9)
57. Wil-E-Coyote (9)
58. Robert Hudson (6) & 15 Vamps
59. Romeo & Juliet (6, 6, 8)
60. Tybalt (7)
61. Mercutio (6)
62. Benvolio (6)
63. Aeon Flux (15)
64. Iron Giant (35)
65. Marty Mcfly (6)
66. Doc Brown (6)
67. John Mclane (5)
68. Capt. Steven Hiller (10)
69. Capt. Jimmy Wilder (8)
70. Neo (40)
71. Morpheus (33)
72. Trinity (34)
73. Agent Smith (38)
74. Seraph (30)
75. 2 Agents
76. Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs (6, 14)
77. The Simpsons (6, 15)
78. Santa Claus (30) w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen (12 each) (48 for all)
79. Forest Gump (6)
80. The Easter Bunny (18)
81. Hancock (40)
82. Mary Embery (40)
83. Winnie the Pooh (4)
84. Piglet (4)
85. Rabbit (4)
86. Eeore (4)
87. Tigger (4)
88. Kanga & Roo (4,2,4)
89. Snake Plisken (20)
90. Sailor Moon (20)
91. E.T. (6)
92. Corbin Dallas (15)
93. Brock Sampson (25)
94. Jules & Vincent Vega (6, 10)
95. Joan Jett (6)
96. Riggs & Mirtaugh (8, 12)
97. Danger Mouse (8) & Penfold (3) (8)
98. Nash Bridges (7)
99. Rudy Ruttiger (6)
100. Shreck & Donkey (8, 6, 12)
101. The Vampire Lestat (25)
102. Magic Johnson (6)

Page L

1. 15 Predators
2. 15 Aliens
3. Queen Alien (35)
4. Terminator (35)
5. Terminator (T2) (35)
6. Terminator (T3) (35)
7. 5 terminators
8. T-1000 (35)
9. T-X (35)
10. John Conner (12)
11. Sarah Conner (12)
12. Kyle Reese (10)
13. Liono (30)
14. Panthro (20)
15. Tigress (19)
16. Wily Kit and Wily Cat (6,10)
17. Snarf (4)
18. Silverhawks- Quicksilver and Tallyhawk, Luiteanet Colonel Blue Grass, Steelheart and Rayzor, Steelwill and Stronghold, The Copper Kidd and Mayday, with Marage (15,65)
19. He-Man and Battle Cat (55,30,65)
20. Man at Arms and Teela (30,50)
21. Gas Gopher (8)
22. Kevin and Julie (6,10)
23. Lubbik (7)
24. The Sorceress
25. Gwildore (5)
26. Orco (5)
27. Fisto (20)
28. Ram Man (25)
29. Stratos (22)
30. Man-E-Faces (22)
31. Skeletor (50)
32. (20) Evill-Lyn w/5 air centurions
33. Beast Man (30)
34. Blade (28)
35. Tri-Clops (22)
36. Hordak (42)
37. She-Ra and Swiftwind (45,10,45)
38. Zarod (18)
39. (12)Karg w/10 of Skeletors Crack Troops
40. Mer-Man (20)
41. Mangy Mouse (20)
42. Buzz-Off (20)
43. Modulok (20)
44. King Hiss (38)
45. Pig Boy (4)
46. StinKor (22)
47. King Randor (20)
48. Mechaneck (22)
49. Mist Man (20)
50. Zodack (38)
51. Pee Wee Hermen and Pterri (6,3,6)
52. Conkey (8)
53. Cowboy Curtis (7)
54. Magic Screen (7)
55. Jambi (25)
56. Crew of Serenity (35)
57. Hellboy (28)
58. Maxx and Julie (35,6,35)
59. Krampus (30)
60. Mr.Hankey The Christmas Poo (6)
61. South-Park Gang (5,12)
62. ALF (6)
63. Abe Sapien (25)
64. The Toxic Avenger (25)
65. Kubooki The Clown (15)
66. Austin Powers (10)
67. Dr.Evil and Minime (8,4,10)
68. Fat Basterd (9)
69. Gold Member (8)
70. Archie (6)
71. Jughead (6)
72. Betty (6)
73. Veronican (6)
74. Casper The Friendly Ghost (6)
75. Casper The Homeless Sexual Ghost (6)
76. Richie Rich and Bill (6,3,6)
77. Wendy the good Witch (6)
78. Wicked Witch of The West (25)
79. Wicked Witch of the East (20)
80. Dorthy and Toto (6)
81. Scarecrow (8)
82. Tin Man (10)
83. The Cowardly Lion (8)
84. Glinda (25)
85. Tick Tock (10)
86. Mayor of The Munchkin City (5)
87. 10 Munchkins
88. 10 Doozer
89. 10 Treasure Trolls
90. 10 Smurfs
91. 10 Ewoks
92. 10 Baby Ewoks
93. Papa Smurf (2)
94. Smurfette (2)
95. 10 Flying Monkeys
96. Capt. Hook (15)
97. Peter Pan (15)
98. Tinkerbell (15)
99. Snow White and 7 Dwarfs (6,6)
100. The Blockheads (6,10)
101. Prickle and Goo (6,10)
102. Gumby and Pokey (6,10)

Page M

1. Luke's X-Wing
2. Wedges's X-Wing
3. Bigg's X-Wing
4. Porkins X-Wing
5. 6 X-Wings
6. 5 Y-Wings
7. 5 A-Wings
8. 4 Y-Wing Bombers
9. 4 B-Wings
10. 3 Z-95 Headhunters
11. 6 TIE Righters
12. 5 Tie-Bombers
13. 5 Tie-Intercepters
14. 3 Naboo Fighters
15. 2 Green Lantern Rings
16. Hulk-Buster Irom Man Suit
17. Mandalorian Armor
18. 2 Yellow Lantern Rings
19. 2 Black Lantern Rings
20. 1 White lantern Ring
21. Autobot Exo-Suit
22. 2 Blue Lantern Rings
23. 2 Indigo Lantern Rings
24. 2 Star Sapphire Rings
25. 2 Red Lantern Rings
26. 2 Blue Lightsabers
27. 2 Green Lightsabers
28. 2 Red Lightsabers
29. Double-Red Lightsaber
30. Double Blue/Green Lightsaber
31. Purple Lightsaber
32. Yellow Lightsaber
33. Dark Saber
34. 2 White Lightsabers
35. Quinjet
36. Blackbird
37. 5 Snowspeeders
38. 5 Speeder Bikes
39. 4 AT-ATs
40. 6 AT-STs
41. 4 Genosian Ships
42. Quintason Ship
43. Autobot Spaceship
44. 3 Guild Ship
45. Ixian Ship
46. Star Wand
47. 2 Blasters
48. Jet Pack
49. 4 Arc-Fighters
50. 4 Arwings
51. 4 Landmasters
52. Anakin's Starfighter
53. Obi-Wan's Starfighter
54. 3 Jedi V-Wings
55. 4 Jedi Starfighters
56. 2 Military Humvees
57. 4 4-Wheelers
58. Milennium Chowder
59. Cassian's V-Wing
60. First Order Command Shuttle
61. Imperial Shuttle
62. 2 V-Wings
63. Umbaran Starfighter
64. 5 First Order TIES
65. Gauntlet Starfighter
66. Poes's X-Wing
67. Sith Fighter
68. 2 TIE Reapers
69. Spider Buggy
70. Cap's Motorcycle
71. Punisher Van
72. Milennium Groudy
73. 2 Ducattis
74. 4 F-22s
75. 4 Migs
76. 3 Tanks
77. 4 F-14s
78. 2 F-35s
79. 3 F-16s
80. 3 F-18s
81. Quiddish Broom
82. A.A.T.
83. The Sword f Light
84. The White Sword
85. Helicopter Suit
86. Super Scope 6
87. Menacer
88. Sega Gun
89. NES Zapper and Power Glove
90. Hound's Tooth
91. TIE Silencer
92. Shuttle Tyderium
93. Endurance
94. Home-One
95. YT-1300 Light Freighter
96. The Outlaw
97. Scimitar
98. The Outrider
99. Slave 1
100. Dooku's Ship
101. The Milennium Falcon
102. Vader's TIE Advanced

2019 Schedule

Welcome back to the Fantasy Fantasy League. This year, will be a full reboot with much more information to come; but to get us started I will first post the 2019 schedule. In later posts, official team names will be used, but for this post only, I will simply use first names, so we all know who we are playing, when, and where.

Pre-Season:
Points: 100
Setting: The Mines of Moria
Prizes: Penguin Suit, Stealth X-Wing, & Power Ring (Shining Force version).
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Dave
-Alex Vs. Josh
-Kyle Vs. Chris
-Zack Vs. Laya
-Conner Vs. Adam
-Aaron Vs. John

WEEK 1
Points: 75
Setting: The North Pole
Prizes: AT-RT, Goomba Sock, & Red Lantern Ring.
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Chris
-Alex Vs. Laya
-Kyle Vs. Adam
-Zack Vs. John
-Conner Vs. Dave
-Aaron Vs. Josh

WEEK 2
Points: 220
Setting: The White House
Prizes: Frog Suit, Aircraft Carrier, & Blue Lantern Ring.
Retreat Week
-Ed Vs. Laya
-Alex Vs. Adam
-Kyle Vs. John
-Zack Vs. Dave
-Conner Vs. Josh
-Aaron Vs. Chris

WEEK 3
Points: 475
Setting: The Naboo Planet Core
Prizes: Green Lantern Ring, Racoon Leaf, & Ornithopter.
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Adam
-Alex Vs. John
-Kyle Vs. Dave
-Zack Vs. Josh
-Conner Vs. Chris
-Aaron Vs. Laya

WEEK 4
Points: 600
Setting: The Milkey Way
Prizes: Vampire Bite, Tanooki Suit, & Sith Fighter.
Retreat Week
-Ed Vs. John
-Alex Vs. Dave
-Kyle Vs. Josh
-Zack Vs. Chris
-Conner Vs. Laya
-Aaron Vs. Adam

WEEK 5
Points: 800
Setting: The Playoff Planeteers
Prizes: Hammer Bros. Suit, Black Lantern Ring, & 327 Nubian.
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Aaron
-Alex Vs. Conner
-Kyle Vs. Zack
-Chris Vs. Josh
-Laya Vs. Dave
-Adam Vs. John

WEEK 6
Points: 450
Setting: Metropolis
Prizes: Zombie Bite, Cape Feather, & Yellow Lantern Ring.
Retreat Week
-Ed Vs. Conner
-Alex Vs. Zack
-Kyle Vs. Aaron
-Chris Vs. Dave
-Laya VS. John
-Adam Vs. Josh

WEEK 7
Points: 325
Setting: Arrakis
Prizes: Fire Flower, Apache Helicopter, & Speed Ring.
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Zack
-Alex Vs. Kyle
-Aaron Vs. Conner
-Chris Vs. John
-Laya Vs. Adam
-Josh Vs. Dave

WEEK 8
Points: 200
Setting: The Woodland Realm
Prizes: Ice Flower, Submarine, & Vibranium Suit
Retreat Week
-Ed Vs. Kyle
-Alex Vs. Aaron
-Zack Vs. Conner
-Chris Vs. Adam
-Laya Vs. Josh
-John Vs. Dave

WEEK 9
Points: 55
Setting: Josh's Apartment
Prizes: Starman (3 uses), Bi-Plane, & Force Saber.
Deathmatch
-Ed Vs. Alex
-Kyle Vs. Conner
-Zack Vs. Aaron
-Chris Vs. Laya
-Adam Vs. Dave
-John Vs. Josh

Sunday, November 6, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: EPILOGUE I

A recorder has been recovered from the Voyager Room of the Casino during which the final battle of the Universe Bowl took place.  Playing the device, a whisper is heard.

Loki:  I am glad you bedded me. . .

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXXIV

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

Fading into nothingness, Darth Shemalyah’s eyes begin to glisten over.  The once and all powerful character of the entire Fantasy Fantasy League destroyed by a mere mortal in an armored cloak. 
Batman stands over his enemy, triumphant.  He clicks the latches on his helmet and takes off the headgear.  The ashen and dirtied face of Bruce Wayne stares down at Shemalyah.

Batman:  There was only one way this Universe Bowl was going to end.
A utterance is heard behind Gotham’s crime fighter. 

“That is correct, Batman.”
A spear splits through the skull of Bruce Wayne.  Batman gurgles blood as his eyes attempt to reach the individual who just killed him.  Loki materializes from the darkness currently surrounding the room.

Loki: With the Slaves on top.
Loki rips the spear from Bruce Wayne’s face.  A dead Batman falls to the ground.  Loki kneels down before Darth Shemalyah.  He whispers something in her ear.  The Asgardian then stands and slowly walks away, a smile on his face.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXXIII

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

The red lightsaber glistens in the dimly lit room, filled with the debris of the day’s events. 
Batman:  It’s over Shemalyah!  As you can see, the tales of my demise were grossly exaggerated!

Batman unleashes the full fury of his weapon upon Shemalyah.  The Sith Lord attempts to deflect the ray, but in consumed in the fray.  Her lightsaber explodes and the crystal jettisons from its hilt.  Darth Shemalyah is devastated by the blast the ensues.  She crawls across the broken ground beneath her.  The Sith Lord sees flashes of the Universe Bowl’s events as she replays them in her mind’s eye.  In recognition of what has truly transpired, she utters to the Caped Crusader.
Darth Shemalyah: You. . . were. . .

Darth Shemalyah focuses on the figure slowly advancing from the shadows.   The Dark Knight stands over the Sith Lord.
Shemalyah:. . . never dead.” 

Darth Shemalyah cackles, her guttural rumblings sounding like nails over a chalk board.
Shemalyah: I am Darth Shemalyah.  I am the one.  I am the only.   I will survive this like I have survived before this.  I am eternal.  You are mortal, but a man at the feet of a god.

Batman: The last time I checked, gods don’t bleed.  The last time I checked the gods were but a figment of man’s imagination spawned by those yearning for something more.  You are nothing.
Shemalyah shrieks: I am everything!!!!!

Batman quips: You.  Are. Nothing.  A figment of a man’s imagination.
Batman reaches on his back and pulls out the reason he has been missing.  An enchanted weapon lies in his hands.  He lowers the armament against Shemalyah’s head and presses the trigger.

BOOM!
The mortally wounded Shemalyah crumples to the ground, a hole burning through her bloodied head.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXXII

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

Darth Shemalyah:  Only one stands before our victory.  It shall be ours. . . As I have foretold.
Brek Nyram:  What is your wish, my master?

Batman reads the heat signatures behind the corner wall.  He presses the trigger and releases.  A ray rips through the detritus and rubble strewn across the room.
Before Shemalyah can instruct her acolyte, his brains splatter upon the wall, resembling a Jackson Pollack print.

Batman: No one left, Shemalyah!  Nowhere left to hide!
Darth Shemalyah slowly moves from her corner.  Her eyes burn a bright yellowish red.

Darth Shemalyah:  Shemalyah does not hide.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXXI

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

George Washington trods into the Voyager Room.  His armor’s boots are no longer functional. 
Washington: Shemalyah!  Shemalyah!

Darth Shemalyah yells from the corner where both she and Brek Nyram stand. 
Shemalyah:  Over here, Washington!

Washington begins to walk to his teammates when a blast sends him hurtling across the floor.  Ronan the Accuser smiles at his quarry’s sustained injuries.  Washington turns and begins to systematically fire all of his various weapons at the Kree warrior.  Ronan sustains the immense damage caused by the suit of armor.  Like a true warrior, he wades through the bombardment and faces his enemy.  Ronan reaches Washington and lifts him up by his head.  A crunching is heard and the helmet is then ripped off by Ronan.
Ronan:  A valiant effort Coach, but a failed one nonetheless. . . .

Ronan begins to crush the skull of Washington when suddenly his eyes jut from his head in bewilderment.  Ronan looks down, only to see a green lightsaber boring through his chest.  Ronan drops the mortally wounded Washington on the floor and the Accuser himself meets his maker.
Washington:  I have but one life for my team. . . and that I have given in battle. . . is an honor bestowed only upon. . . the few chosen. . .

George Washington dies next to his enemy.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXX

Casino-Enterprise Room. . .

Ronan the Accuser smashes a variety of gaming tables with his universal weapon.  The Molecule Man joins his companion and uses his energy beams to destroy a number of other structures in the room. 
George Washington in his Iron Man armor flies into the room and unleashes a barrage of missiles against Ronan.  Ronan is stunned, but only for a brief moment.  Washington then flies at Ronan and is met by the Accuser’s cosmic hammer.  Washington is pummeled and his armor is severely damages at the blow. 

Kid Omega joins Washington.  The Omega level uses his abilities to manipulate the Molecule Man on a subconscious level.  The Molecule Man’s face reddens and a stain forms in his pants.
Molecule Man:  You made me sh$t my pants, you bastard!

Kid Omega cackles at the sight.
Molecule Man:  No one makes me sh$t my pants!  No one!!!

The Molecule Man reduces his self-imposed mental block regarding the manipulation of organic material.  He swirls his wand, used to focus his powers, and Kid Omega’s laughter begins to transform into searing pain.
Kid Omega:  You’re not taking me without a fight!

Kid Omega pushes himself to his utmost limits in the battle.  The duo’s powers and abilities lash together, forming a trans-multiversal level of destruction in the room.  A burst of incalculable measure rips across the area and both Kid Omega and the Molecule Man are decimated in the blast radius.  Both Ronan and Washington are thrown across the room, stunned at the devastation caused by the now, nonexistent duo.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXIX

Casino-Voyager Room. . .

The Flash drops Batman off in the middle of the room.  The hustle and bustle of the lights and sounds echo throughout the area.
Batman:  She’s here.

In response to Batman’s words, Darth Shemalyah speaks from a corner of the room.
Darth Shemalyah:  Of course she’s here!

A multitude of slot machines explode, disbursing their ill gotten gains to no one in particular.  Batman readies himself with his weapon.  The Flash stands by his teammate.
Batgirl bursts forth from a car chained from the ceiling above the slot machines.  Her intended target is the Flash.  Before she reaches her prey, the Flash easily dodges her and catches her by the throat in midair.

Flash:  Sorry, Batgirl -- learned this from one of my foes.
The Flash vibrates at subatomic speed and juts his hand through Batgirl’s chest.  The female caped crusader crumples as her heart is ripped to shreds.  The Flash turns and sees a red blade burst through his chest; holding the lightsaber is Brek Nyram.

Brek Nyram:  Master, the Flash is no more!
Batman:  . . . and neither are you.

Batman pulls the trigger of his weapon and Nyram’s arm is caught in the clear sights of the detective.  Nyram’s left arm is scorched.  Nyram hollers and runs from the beam which follows him.  Batman’s weapon rips across the casino room’s floor, destroying all machines within its path.
Nyram reaches Shemalyah’s corner of the room, hidden in a small alcove.

Darth Shemalyah:  You have done well, my apprentice, even though you have lost an arm.
Brek Nyram:  Just a flesh wound, master.  Just a flesh wound.

Saturday, November 5, 2016

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXVIII

Avery and Monroe Street. . .

Ki Adi Mundi stands ready.  The Jedi Master is joined by Batgirl.  Having lost Loki, the Human Torch flies teammate Reed Richards to the area of Avery and Monroe.  Richards immediately fires his once-again modified nullifier, striking Mundi.  A startled Mundi attempts to clear his head, his ears still ringing from the blast.
Mundi:  Cassandra?

Batgirl: What?
Mundi: I can’t feel the Force!

Batgirl: What?!?!
Mundi:  I can’t feel the Force!  Richards’ weapon must have somehow blocked me from it!

Batgirl:  You can still swing that saber of your Ki.  Just do it!
Batgirl attempts to lasso the Human Torch, without success.  The FF member easily burns through the line.  He then hurtles a fireball at Batgirl, who narrowly escapes sudden death. 

Unable to utilize the Force, Mundi’s experience and training still mold a formidable foe.  Richards fires his weapon at Mundi, who manages to deflect the ray back at its maker.  The ultimate nullifier explodes as its own beam shatters its casing.  Richards discards the weapon and uses his elasticity to reach Mundi.  Richards begins to encircle Mundi, crushing the Jedi.  In a last ditch effort to finish his enemy off before blacking out, Mundi flips both himself and Richards over.  Mundi uses his lightsaber and cuts into Richards.  Richards bellows in agony as his elongated left arm falls to the ground.  Mundi then finishes Reed.  The Human Torch ignores Batgirl and reacts to his teammate’s death.  The Torch throws up a blazing inferno around the Jedi.  A weakened Mundi is unable to escape and perishes in the flames.     The Torch then focuses on Batgirl who is now nowhere to be found.
Human Torch:  I’ll get you Batgirl!

Batgirl:  Come and get me!
The Human Torch lands next to Batgirl.  His hands swirl into balls of fire.

Human Torch:  Nowhere to go now.
A voice from behind the Human Torch is heard.

Batgirl:  Who said I wanted to go anywhere?
The Human Torch is staring at two Batgirls; one in front and one behind.  The Batgirl facing the Torch morphs into Loki.

Loki:  They don’t call me the Trickster God for no reason.
Loki unleashes an eldritch energy blast, extinguishing the flames of the Human Torch.  Loki then speaks to the real Batgirl, standing behind the remaining FF member.

Loki:  You may have the honor, Cassandra.
Cassandra Cain takes a bat-a-rang and slices the Human Torches neck.  Blood spurts from his jugular and Johnny Storm dies.

Loki:  Let’s get back to the others. . . I smell a grand finale in our immediate future.

UNIVERSE BOWL IX: CHAPTER XXXXVII

Greektown. . .

Both Brek Nyram and Nik Landsoh reach their arms out and use the Force to cradle the fall of their master, Darth Shemalyah.  Shemalyah lands on the ground without a scratch.  Meanwhile, Old Man Logan takes advantage of the distraction and manages to slash the side of Nik Landsoh.  Landsoh grabs his side in agony.  In response, Nyram uses the Dark Side and throws Old Man Logan across the roof.
Nyram:  How bad?

Landsoh:  Not bad enough!
The two ignite their lightsabers in unison and pull Old Man Logan toward them.  Logan holds his claws ready, waiting to reach his prey, although not on his own terms.  As Old Man Logan hurtles through the air at the acolytes, he actually manages to twist himself in a circle and spears  Nik Landsoh’s stomach.  While Nik screams, Brek spins and lops the head off of Old Man Logan.  Brek rushes to the side of Landsoh again.

While the two Sith apprentices focused their sole attention on Old Man Logan, Batman attempted to reach the landing to shoot at Darth Shemalyah again.  To his frustration, the Sith Lord was out of his weapon’s range.   
Nyram:  How bad this time?

Batman turns to the two remaining Slaves, still on the rooftop with him.
Batman:  Pretty darn bad.

Batman fires his weapon; it reaches its mark.  Nik Landsoh’s head explodes.  The gore splatters over Nyram who knows that he is next.  As Batman recharges the weapon, Nyram leaps off the building, hoping to join his master.
Batman looks over the ledge only to see Shemalyah’s head pop out, waiting at an entranceway of a nearby building.  Nyram reaches his master and the duo enter the casino.

A red blur arrives at the scene.
The Flash:  Need an escort, Bruce?

Batman:  One way ticket, Barry.  Straight to Shemalyah. . . and to hell!