Week 9 Democracy : George Washingtons House Elves vs The Kittens of Luna

House Elves : Batgirl (Cassandra Cain) and Shaak Ti (final life)

Kittens: Captain Cold and Leatherface

Week 9 Consortium: The Striders of Rohan vs Be Gentle Its My Third Time

Striders are Hush, Batwing w/ Power Ring, Balrog #1a, and Balrog #1b.

Gentle is Task master, Vincent Vega and Jules, and 1 Cave Troll.

S12 W8: Barkleys vs Sith Aids

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: The Wither, Jill Stein, The Ween crew (The Boognish, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr., and Glenn McClelland (All on final lives)), All Might, Nurgle The Plague Lord, Ludwig Von Koopa w/ White Lantern Ring, Zufa and Norma Cenva (Last Lives), Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Crimmel, Green Dragon #1

 

Spence and Vader’s House of Sith Aids are: Winnie the Pooh, Weapon H, Velociraptor, Utahraptor (4 deaths), Utahraptor #2, George the Albino, Lizzy, The Wolf, David son of Jesse, Maxima, Rayden, The Ninth Sister, Fire bros 1-2

 

 

The Ween Brothers and crew are playing “Ocean Man” while the fight in the forest begins. Te Wither and Green Dragon #1 rain down explosive skulls and fire on the Sith Aids as they begin their advance. Zufa and Norma Cenva use their sorcery to stop Lizzy and The Wolf who just finished devouring Crimmell. George the Albino picked up Odo and Nog and smashed their skulls together. The Enterprise crew then began shooting the beast with their phasers but they didn’t seem to do much against him and he picked up Scotty and used him as a hammer to kill Uhura and Data. Dr McCoy figured out his phaser was still on stun so after a quick adjustment he was able to shoot the beast long enough for an exploding skull from the Wither to blow them both to bits.

 

Jill Stein gets set on fire by Fire Bro #1 while she was trying to finish making her protest sign. Ludwig von Koopa avenged her by finishing off both Fire Bros and set sights on David who was praying in the forest. Divine intervention came through and Ludwig was struck by a bolt of lightning. “Thank you, Lord.” Said David to the heavens.

 

“Thank me!” said Rayden who came bursting out of the trees. He cast another bolt this time toward the sky and took down the Green Dragon who had just finished burning Winnie the Pooh to a crisp. Rayden then rushed toward Ween who then cranked all their amplifiers to 10 and everyone had to stop and cover their ears. This gave the Boognish and the Wither enough time to “Finish Him” and this left the DC heroine, Maxima with the job of sending the Wither back to the End and casting the Boognish out of existence. She then teamed up with Weapon H to kill off the Cenvas who had just bested the Ninth Sister in battle.

 

Nurgle the Plague Lord cast a plague of instant organ disintegration on  Maxima and her body turned to liquid. Weapon H quickly turned the Nurgle into a stain on a nearby tree and the Ween brothers downshifted into a soft song suitable to die to. Their fate all but sealed as the Sith Aids advanced toward their stage. “Gentlemen, “ said Dean, “It was a pleasure playing with you this evening.” His eyes fixed on Weapon H and crew coming toward them, the Ween brothers and company did not even see the Velociraptor attack from the sides along with Utahraptors #1 and #2.

 

FFL 2021 Week 8: Crack Danks vs. House Elves

Crack Danks: Balrog of Moria, Saruman, Cole MacGrath, Emma Frost, Goliath, and Toph Beifong

House Elves: Gandalf the Grey w/ Elven Ring (4 death), Sinestro, Ben Kenobi, Nazgul #3 w/ Fell Beast and Mordor Horse, Sergeant Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, & Mercer (all 4 death), Zombie #5-7

This match starts off with the House Elves wandering into the Fangorn Forest awaiting to battle their competitor, Crack Danks.

Ben Kenobi immediately begins to have a weird sense when entering the forest. He feels an energy from the Forest. He goes to talk to Gandalf about this to use his wisdom to explain this sense. But then just as he’s about to ask the House Elves are ambushed by the members of The Golden Arches squad. 

Toph uses her earth bending to throw large chunks of earth to the zombies, easily killing them, this uproots multiple trees in the process. As she does this there is a loud ominumous noise coming from the trees. Then Cole MacGrath uses his electrokinesis powers to shoot a blast of lightning towards Ben Kenobi, but he uses his lightsaber to deflect it. This deflected lighting blasts splits a tree in half thus killing it. An even louder ominous noise comes from the forest. Toph then throws another chunk of earth at Ben Kenobi but he uses the force to stop it’s flight and send it onto the ground.   

The GI Joe squad of Sgt. Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, and Mercer come in hot and they just start Blasting. They shoot Toph straight in the head because her “Vibration Sight” doesn't give her enough time to see the bullets and dodge them. The GI Joe squad then shoots Cole MacGrath, killing him as well.

The GI Joe crew then goes to shoot Emma Frost but are unsuccessful as her diamond skin protects her. She uses her telekinetic abilities to give the GI Joe’s such strong headaches that fully incapacitates them. Goliath then comes in and stomps on the Joes, killing all of them. Nazgul #3 comes in on his Mordor Horse and tries to attack Goliath but struggles at first. Ben Kenobi sees the former King of Men struggling with the giant and screams at him to use the High Ground. The Nazgul does it’s patented screech and in comes the Fell Beast flying in from the clouds. The Ring Wraith jumps from his Mordor Horse onto the Fell Beast as it flies by. An impressive feat of athleticism that could only be out done by an elf by the name of Legolas in the realm of Middle Earth. Emma Frost tries to help Goliath by using her telekinetic powers on the Black Rider but it does not affect him. Seeing that she is of no help to this fight she then goes to attack Ben Kenobi. The Nazgul attacks and distraughts Goliath enough to allow Sinestro to come in and shoot a strong Energy Blasts with his Lantern Ring killing the Giant.

Emma Frost attempts to use her Telekinesis powers on Kenobi, but he is so One with the Force that she cannot penetrate through his mind. She realizes this and decides that she’s just gonna kick this old man’s ass the old school way. She turns on her diamond skin and goes to attack in hand-to-hand combat. But it is a quick fight as Kenobi uses his lightsaber to cut Frost in half right at the waist. Diamond Skin is no match for a lightsaber.

Gandalf, Sinestro, Kenobi and the Nazgul stand there thinking that the battle is over but then a loud roar is heard and an orange flame is seen through the cracks of the forest. Eventually Saruman and the Balrog of Moria appear out of the trees. Immediately Saruman shoots a blasts of flame at the Nazgul and kills the member of The Nine. The Balrog then grabs Sinestro with his whip of flames and brings the Lantern Ring bearer into his hands. The Son of Morgoth then brings Sinestro right in front of his mouth and then breathes fire onto Sinestro, killing him. Now it’s a 2 v 2 of Gandalf and Ben Kenobi versus Saruman and the Balrog of Moria. 

Kenobi and Saruman fight while Gandlaf and the Balrog of Moria have the rematch that everyone has been waiting for. Ben Kenobi, right off the bat, struggles with his battle with Saruman. The Maiar’s magic abilities are just too strong for Kenobi. Thankfully Kenobi is a Form three and is at least able to defend himself enough to stay alive. 

Normally Gandalf the Grey versus the balrog of Moria is a pretty even match but this one is a little different. Gandalf is on his final death and he has an Elven Ring. Gandalf uses the Elven Ring and his powers from being a Wielder of the Flame of Anor to create a very bright light from his staff. This blinds the Balrog and Gandalf capitalizes. He then uses his elven ring to put some of the Flame of Anor into his sword, he then stabs that sword through the chest of the Balrog. Light prevails in this battle and kills the legendary Balrog. 

Gandalf then goes to help Kenobi with fighting Saruman. At this point Kenobi is so tired from defending an endless onslaught from the White Wizard that he is completely drained of energy. It has basically become a 1 v 1 between the two wizards. Gandalf at first holds his own with the help of the Elven Ring, but eventually is defeated by Saruman as his powers as being the White Wizard were just too strong for the Grey Wizard. 

Now it’s Kenobi versus Saruman. Kenobi is helpless as even though he is one with the force, he is still an old man and visibly tired from this battle. Kenobi gets into a defensive stance to try and defend himself and just as Saruman pushes to attack, he realizes he can not move. He looks down and sees that his legs have been wrapped around by tree roots. He tries to use magic to get his legs out of the tree trunks but this just makes the roots tighten on his legs. The roots then pull Saruman down underground where he will never be seen again. 

Team Crack Danks had done much damage to the Fangorn Forest, angering the members of the forest. Thus causing the act of violence towards the White Wizard. 

Kenobi finally realizes what that weird energy was that he had felt when he first entered the forest. He realized that the trees were alive. And not only that they were alive, but they could think and have emotions.

Be Gentle vs. Ahsoka's

 Be Gentle:  The doctor, prof. Xavier, Nazgul riding a fell beast, 5 wolfs , 3 warg riders riding 3 warg , 3 cave trolls , 4 fell beasts, dwarves 4pts, clover field monster , 2 allosaurus

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins: Galadriel , Sauron , Witch King of Angmar (-4) on Witch King's Mordor Horse , Haldir , Elf #6-20 (all -4), Uruk Hai #4 (1) (-4)

Sorry for the half assed match, juices were drained tonight

Be Gentle has recently taken refuge in the fangorn forest as their team continues to grow slim, but they continue to move quickly on to the next setting leaving a few back in the forest to fend off the teams coming after them.  Their Nazgul riding a fell beast takes watch as the team continues to retreat.  While flying high in the sky the nazgul is struck by an arrow of none other than Haldir.  The nazgul lets out a screech alerting the rest of the squad that stayed back to fight.

The Witch King of Angmar quickly rides into the forest on his Mordor Horse at blazing buffhorse speed to lead Ahsoka’s team into the fight. In the forest the Witch King spots some cave trolls and kills them for sport as they are nothing to him.  This cleared the way for Lady Galadriel to come in with a wolf at her side.  While making way through the forest Lady Galadriel is met by a bald man in a chair and a doctor.  She is confused as to why they are in this forest just sitting here in the forest like Kyle watching Gladiator for the 700th time.  They were sitting there in pure amazement of her beauty, but this wasn’t enough for the combined brain power of the two.  They begin to take control of this fight by the bald guy who actually turns out to be Professor Xavier (who woulda thought) taking control of Lady Galadriel’s thoughts.  Normally this would be enough to take her on but it bought them enough time to have the Cloverfield Monster slay her ass like a fat kid does a hot pocket.  She was gone in a flash.  

The wolf lets out a cry and reveals its true identity.  It was Sauron, the big bad ass who finna whoop some scared ass.  Sauron, enraged at the death of his ally, slays the Doctor and Professor xavier.  He burns the doctor alive as he finds it amusing at how weak he is compared to him.  He then took the head of Professor Xavier and rode away in his chair because he didn’t feel like walking.  

As Haldir continues to slay all the weakling characters Gentle has left behind he is confronted by the Nazgul on a fell beast.  He went to draw his bow but wasn’t fast enough as the fell beast took Haldir out.  The Witch King notices what happens, drops the nazgul and fell beast like Thanos did with The Hulk at the beginning of Infinity War.  The Witch really out here boxin like he’s Mike Tyson.  

This just leaves The Witch King and Sauron to face the Cloverfield monster.  The monster instantly leaps at them to attack but both are able to dodge.  The forest is starting to take some damage and tree beard is gonna be pissed if we don’t get this match over soon, so let's do it.  Normally the presence of The Witch King would make those who opposed him run in fear but just as terrifying the monster stays in the fight but can’t take on both the ability of fire from The King and Sauron as they light the monster ablaze and cook it alive.  Sauron and The Witch King cause the Gentle Team to continue their retreat to the next week.  

TEAM Vs. The Striders of Rohan

 TEAM is Nekron, Black Lantern Wolverine, Black Lantern Non, Neo, Earthworm Jim, & Bob the Tear Off Guy (w/ Tear Off Tool, Partially broken radio, & Bob Dylan Cassette).

The Striders of Rohan are Treebeard, Zombie Treebeard, Arwen Evenstar (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), The Two Blue Wizards, Radaghast the Brown, Bilbo Baggins, & Rider of Rohan #8.  

"I DON'T WANNA WORK, I WANNA BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY......  I DON'T WANNA WORK I WANNA BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY"!!  "HERE COME THE STORY OF HURRICANE, MLEH, BLAH, BLAH, MEH TIME TO BLAME".  KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN ON HEAVEN'S DOOOOOOR YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH".  COME ON SING IT NEO.  SING IT EARTHWORM.  YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH.  WE GOT THIS GUYS WE GOT THIS.  LET'S DO THIS FIGHT, THERE'S NO MONEY IN THIS MATCH.  YOU HEAR ME BIG NON, THERE AIN'T NO MONEY IN THIS MATCH.  WE GOTTA GO GOTTA GO.  LET'S DO THIS.  HURRY UP.  WE GOTTA FINISH THIS,  DYNASTY STARTS IN TWO HOURS.  I'M NOT MISSIN IT AGAIN.  GOTTA GET HOME.  I NEED TO WATCH MY NEPHEW IN THREE HOURS.  I JUST TOOK A DUMP IN A SHINGLE WRAPPER BEHIND THAT TREE.  I'M READY TO GO.  GO GO GO GO.   ALL ALONG THE WATCH TOWERRRRRRRRR.  THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUT OF THIS, SAID THE ROOFER TO THE THIEF.  HAHA HA.  SO MUCH CONFUSION, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH RELIEF".  

"HA-HAAAAAA".

Says Bob the Tear Off Guy significantly faster and louder than you can possibly read it.  

Black Lantern Wolverine speaks up:  "I can't take this s^&*T anymore Nekron.  Let me frag em so we can get on with this fight".

Neo answers before Nekron can with:  "Nobody is fragging anybody, just keep your eyes peeled for The Striders of Rohan.  They thrive here amongst the trees".  

"That's my point Bub.  This guy gives away our position with his singing or whatever the Hell that was.  Not to mention he smells like burnt armadillo feces".  

This gives way to an unwanted conversation between Bob and Wolverine:

"DIDJOO SAY BOB, WOLVIE"?!!?

"No, I said Bub".

"HA-HAAAAAA.  THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I GOT CALLED BUB ON THE JOB IN MONROE.  U SHOULDA BEEN THERE LOGAN.  SHOULDA BEEN THERE.  90 SQUARE OFF AND ON, ONE DAY.  30 SQUARE 3 TIMES.  JUST ME, MY COUSIN, ZIPPY, & 5 GUATAMALANS.  SHOULDA BEEN THERE".  

"THERE WE WAS GUYS SHINGLING RIGHT NEXT TO"....

But Bob is cut-off mid sentence.  And very literally cut off; as the Eighth Rider of Rohan seemingly came out of nowhere to relieve the Tear Off Crew Leader of his head.  

The TEAMmates look around to see that The Striders have peered through the trees and that they have them completely surrounded.  Their unofficial leader Arwen speaks up softly and says:  "Your tear off friend speaks so loudly that we could have shot him in the dark".  

The Striders know that they have the clear advantage in this setting but also recognize that the TEAM they are facing is in no way short on raw power.  Arwen and Treebeard have slowly and painstakingly formulated a plan of attack and they move swiftly but with caution as well.  

Radaghast leads the two Blue Wizards into the fray where they are easily able to over come the Kryptonian side of Non with their magic and the black lantern element with their mastery of two different color spectrums.  Non's brute strength may be hard to overcome, but his lack of intellect becomes too large of a weakness.  Non lets out a massive, anger fueled blast of Heat Vision that takes out the Second Blue Wizard with a blast to the neck before he succumbs to the magical might of the Valor chosen magic wielders of the Second Age.  

Zombie Treebeard in actuality, is not really much of a Zombie.  Sure, some of his bark is crumbling and his leaves showing signs of whither; but there is far more life than death within the oldest living being of Middle Earth.  Nekron attacks the massive Ent with a vengeance, in an attempt to overload the....  I almost called him a tree; but I know better...  But even with Nekron's extreme power in the realm of destroying the living he is met with resistance.  Nekron goes translucent and phases himself to fully enters the body of (Zombie) Treebeard, causing the rush of life and rush of death to nullify both parties.  Regular Treebeard feels a twinge of extra life enter him once his counterpart can no longer use the power essence.  

Black Lantern Wolverine rushes in towards Arwen and the Rohan Rider, never once thinking that he was out of his league by attacking two combatants at once.  After all, he is the best at what he does.  He quickly dispatches the Rohirim Member and moves towards Arwen next.  She is able to parry his opening attacks, displaying a mastery of Elvish bladework, and is also greatly helped by her protective blue lantern aura.  This duel continues while a pitched battle between Neo and Treebeard begins as well, with Neo surprised that his martial arts offensive blitz was not immediately successful.  

As these intense battles rage on, Bilbo and Earthworm Jim get to talking and decide that all this violence is tiresome.  Bilbo brings out some snacks and offers to share some of his freshly harvested leaf from The Shire.  They begin sharing a pipe and discuss adventures from the past amidst smiles and laughter.

They break in to a jolly Hobbit song that will be passed down for many ages:  

"Well we seen the death and we seen the fights, 

we felt the prickly bushes of thorn, 

and we saw the bodies piled up,

 sadly at Fangorn".

We seen the mighty wizard's staffs

And the swords held quite firm

But I never quite had such laughs..............

TILL I GOT HIGH WITH THIS WORM".

Both Arwen and Treebeard are holding off their assailants well; but seem to be on the receiving end more than the delivering in their battles, until some remaining Striders come to their rescue in an attempt to tip the scales.  Neo diverts his attention from Treebeard to send a Kung Fu Kick directly through the chest of the remaining Blue Wizard; but Radaghast sends a flurry of magic aided birds and squirrels into Neo; stunning him long enough for the massive Ent to grab the Chosen One and rip him in two.  Wolverine, more ruthless than ever in his Black Lantern form lays waste to every animal in his path before shoving his claws up under the chin of Radaghast.  This kills the wizard but releases his brown energy into the air which melds with Arwen's blue energy creating a death chance for Logan which is taken advantage of by a sharp stick appendage through his eye by Treebeard and a chest thrust from Hadafang in the hands of Arwen.

Bilbo tells a small harmless fib to his fellow Striders about the destruction of Earthworm Jim while the friendly Halfling allows the worm to burrow back into the dirt and head safely back to TEAM's Home Base. 

Week 8 Democracy : Luna Kittens vs Misunderstood Midget Tards

Midgets: Gabby Kinny w/ Speed Ring,  Mighty Mousette, The Wendigo w/ Yellow Lantern Ring,  Duncan Idaho Ghola #5 w/ Purple and Red Double Lightsaber, Smurf #1-10, Ewok #1-10, Powerglide, Devcon, and Kyle Rittenhouse w/ Red Lightsaber. 

Kittens: Jesse Quick,  HR, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, Iris West, Firestorm, Finich O'Dare w/ Trident, Argent, Jyn Erso, Tigress, and Odysseus.

Consortium Week 8: Dinomites vs Popeyes

Popeyes; Team a: Mr. Mxyzplk, Earth 2 Superman w/Blue Lantern Ring (4 Death), White Lantern Batman (4 Death), Voldemort w/Yellow Lantern Ring (4 Death), Red Dragon #5 (4 Death)

Dinomites : Team b: Darkseid, General Zod w/ Red lantern ring (4 death), Dark Supergirl (4 death), Chief Chirpa w/ tanooki suit, Wicket w/ Racoon Leaf, Paploo w/ Vibranium Suit, Ewok Warrior, Ewok Scout w/ frog suit, and a Rebel Soldier in an ATST.

Week 7: Striders of Rohan vs Dinomites

 The Striders: Abeloth, Moff Gideon w/ Dark Saber, Bo Katan, Koska Reeves, Stormtroopers #1a and #2a (Both 4 Death) in AT-ST, Cara Dune, Greef Karga, Death Troopers #1a and #2a (Both 4 Death) in Land Master, IG Bounty Hunter (4 Death) in an  X-Wing, the Armorer, Visas Marr, Scorpion, The Gladiator, Warpath, Ultraman (4 Death)

The Dinomites: Avatar Aang w/ Indigo, Green, Blue, and Yellow Lantern Rings, Captain Marvel w/ Star Sapphire Ring, Jango Fett (4 Death), The Fantastic Four: Mr Fantastic, Invisible Woman, The Thing, The Human Torch, Sandtrooper #7-10 on Dewback #7-10, Yakone, Nazgul #8 and Mordor Horse, Kit Fisto, Nightwing w/ Green Lightsaber and Green Lantern Ring, Rebel Soldiers #8, #9, and #11 (All 4 Death)

Both teams started the battle opposite each other in a large canyon. Shots were immediately exchanged and the fighters began to seek cover. Ultraman blitzed down the valley and lasered Yakone, as the Dinomites struggled to damage him, but Captain Marvel and Avatar Aang met him. In the ensuing dust up, Ultraman bodied Captain Marvel but using his immense power Aang was able to take him down.

The AT-ST was laying down serious fire and took out all the Sandtroopers and Dewbacks. This made it possible for Dune, Karga, and the death troopers to ride up and kick some ass. They began dumping shots into the Fantastic Four. They were able to kill Invisible Woman and began laying into the Thing. The Human Torched proceeded to torch their ride though and the Death Troopers both burned up. The AT-ST hit the thing, reducing him to sand, as if Tatooine needed more. Mr Fantastic grabbed both Cara and Greef from cover and the Rebel Soldiers finished them off.

Jango Fett landed on top of the AT-ST, popped a grenade down the hatch and flew away as it exploded, but was tackled mid-air by Bo Katan. When he stood up, Moff Gideon, Bo Katan, and Koska were surrounding him. Jango Fett didn't put up wit no pretenders though and tested the other mandalorians immediately with a furious attack. Bo dodged his attack, but Koska was too slow. Gideon lunged forward but was easy to evade for the trained bounty hunter. Backup arrived for both sides with Kit Fisto and Nightwing for Jango and Visas Marr, and The Armorer for Gideon and Bo. 

Fisto and Marr duked it out and Marr was victorious. Nightwing fought with Katan against Jango Fett. Jango fought his best and managed to kill Bo Katan, but Nightwing finally bested him with the power of the Ring and his Lightsaber. Nightwing went on to take down The Armorer, before Gideon struck from behind.

I bet you are asking yourself, what has the Gladiator been up to all this time? Or maybe you aren’t, I don't know. But he was sneaking around the battlefield and came upon the three rebel soldiers, unbeknownst to them. He proceeded to slice and dice the three soldiers before they knew what happened. Nazgul #8 let out a screech and charged on its horse. But this is the Gladiator, Maximus Decimus Meridius, who is not to be fooked with. He easily cuts down the Nazguls horse, leading to an intense 1 on 1. We will check back in with this in a moment, but what's that over there?

It's Mr Fantastic and The Human Torch and they are messing shit up. Mad at the loss of their teammates they begin dustin fools, well more so making them extra crispy. They get Gideon, Visas Marr, and Scorpion for a nice three piece meal (w/ a biscuit). Warpath pulls up wanting their smoke and starts beating down the two. The IG Bounty Hunter, who has been vibing to his techno, performs a pass over and lays into Mr. Fantastic, but the Human Torch lands a hit sending the X-Wing spiraling down towards the surface. Warpath and the Human Torch stand opposite and it doesn't seem like there is much hope for either of them. Avatar Aang shows up and easily takes down Warpath. But now with the numbers looking thin, Abeloth appears to fight the Avatar. The Human Torch can do little to help him as Abeloth is leagues beyond his power. 

From atop the ridge IG-11, who crawled from the wreckage, takes out the human torch with his inhuman accuracy, but Aang uses earth bending to crush what remains of the droid whilst fighting Abeloth. Aang tries many different combinations of bending and lantern powers to defeat Abeloth, but she is able to evade or defend against them. Using all the Rings and all his bending he is able to defeat Abeloth, but he then falls to the ground.

Back at the Gladiator fight, Nazgul #8 is letting out horrific screeches with each attack in an attempt to throw him off. Maximus doesn't back down from nothing and he defeats Nazgul #8. Walking in the battlefield he looks upon all the carnage and destruction. Aang didn’t want to kill Maximus and offered him a chance to walk away from this battle if he conceded. Since all the Gladiator ever wanted was to go home after a long battle he agreed.

Consortium Week 7: House Elves vs Sith AIDS

House Elves: Ben Kenobi, Soundwave (with all the tapes: Rumble,Frenzy,Ravage,Laserbeak,Buzzsaw,Ratbat,Wingthing,Squawktalk,Beastbox,Glit,Enemy,Howlback,Garboil,Overkill & Slugfest), Omnius, Ron Weasely, Predi-Alien, Enfys Nest (with power staff), Captain Panaka, Finn, Qui Gonn Jinn, Sebulba, Embo, Jar Jar Binks, Batgirl (Cassandra CAin), Sandworm #6-10,Dothraki #2-6 (all with 4 deaths, all riding Dothraki Horses

Sith AIDS: Star killer, Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, Tantrum, Pod racer Anakin(4 deaths), 1-10 baby sandworms, Gnaw, Dinobot, Birdbrain(4 deaths), Brittleback(4 deaths), Icepick(4 deaths), Scowl(4 deaths), Slog(4 deaths), Wildfly(4 deaths), Chop shop, Venom, Ransack, Maxima, and Amon.

S12 W7 - C Bark vs The Short Ones

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: Nurgle The Plague Lord, Ludwig Von Koopa, Mike Tyson (last life), Khal Drogo, All Might, Crimmel, Jill Stein, Shinobi and his dog (last lives), Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Hannukah Harry, Belle and The Beast, Hotspot (last life), Groove (last life), The Vampire Lestat, Shrek (last life), Donkey (last life), Jotaro Kujo, Joseph Joestar, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriaki Kakyoin, Iggy The Fool, DIO, Oingo, Boingo, Pet Shop, Hol Horse, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Jedi Padawans #4-7

The Midgets are: -Yoda (w/ The White Lantern Ring & Dwarf Ring #5), Chian, Darth Maul (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring & The Darksaber), Tyrrion Lannister (w/ Dwarf Ring #1), The Last Ronin (TMNT), Hermes, The Wendigo, Nightsister Zombie, Talia, Nightsister Initiate, Tracks, Stilgar, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Quasar, Sand Bender #1-2, Zombie Hammer Bros.

Jill Stein screamed passionately to the onlookers from her soapbox. She referenced the harsh Tatooine climate as an example of what happens to a planet when you do not take care of climate change early. The crowd erupts in applause when her skull caves in from a dead shot from Zombie Hammer Bro.

Darth Maul with a Darksaber… come on now. He made his way through the Star Trek crew and Crimmell with ease. But Mike Tyson was getting annoyed with all that flipping around and didnt think that’s how a man should fight. But Mike ain’t so bright, While he was able to kill Sith Lord, his hands were riddled with wounds from the horns on his head. Mike survived the fight, but eventually succumbed to heat exhaustion and dehydration as he wandered the desert looking for “Thum bamdays” to put on his cuts.

Khal Drogo who is very much used to the climate attempted to best Stilgar and the Ghola of Duncan Idaho. But the Fremen and the Copy of the Atreides Swordmaster were able to best the Dothraki leader. Shinobi, along with Beast, Shrek and Donkey, were able to defeat the Dune duo in revenge. Shrek and Beast wrestled them to the ground while Donkey kicked their skulls in. The effort was 

Sandbender 1 & 2 rode on the back of Tracks and created a sandstorm from hell that blinded both friend and foe. Several minutes passed, and the sounds of metal smashing against metal, screams of agonizing pain and last cries for help were all that could be heard inside this whirling cyclone of sand. Even if you could manage to open your eyes without them being ripped to shreds, the sand was so thick, you could only see a few feet in front of you. Each combatant waited blindly in the storm, for their date with death.

When the dust settled, Yoda and Tyrrion Lannister stood back to back, with sword and saber drawn, waiting for any remaining signs of movement. Their long shadows cast by the setting suns punctuated the landscape that contained only the corpses of both remaining teams. The bodies lay scattered, slowly being consumed by the sand in the shifting wind.

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. TEAM

 Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Grand Master Luke Skywalker, Poggle the Lesser in a Geonosian Starship, Sun Fac in a Geonosian Starship, R2-D2, C-3PO, Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., Ahsoka Tano (Fulcrum), Captain Rex, John Stewart (w/ a blue lantern ring), Black Lantern Dr. Manhattan, The Sentry, Ethan Hunt (w/ a Indigo Lantern Ring), & Orc #49-50.

TEAM is God Emperor Leto II, Leto II, General Grevious, Magnaguard Droid #1-2, Wolverine, Non, Neo, Morg, Jet Li, George Lucas (w/ a Force Saber), Mandalorian Clan Leader Adam Hernandez w/ Mandalorians Kate Hernandez, Jackson Hernandez, & Eric Gilson, Mike Geney:  Jedi Knight, & Hammer Bros. #5.

As The God Emperor Leto II quickly takes over the Jundland Wastes territory of Tatooine and TEAM's troops fortify a position all of the way to Anchorhead with perfect military precision, The Assassins remain calm and safe in a small outcropping that Luke had remembered from his childhood that he knew would suit their needs as a base of operations.  As the squad awaits the proper time for attack, some of the AAA Crew begin to converse with one another.  Ethan Hunt approaches the two Orcs who are off by themselves, and says:  "I'm sorry guys, it seems I don't even know your names".

"I Orc #49.  This Orc #50".

"No.  Your real names My Friends".  Says Ethan.

"I Mornock.  This Grimtug.  No one ever asks real names.  We commons.  We Assassins tho.  We here to fight for cause of winning".  Says Orc #49.

The two Orcs never knew how to be actual friends with their teammates and were more than honored when Ethan Hunt even got Luke and Ahsoka to come over and introduce themselves.  The Force Users apologized for having never spoken with the Orcs before, who had assumed that the human-looking creatures of the team hated them the same way mutual, unspoken hatred existed on Middle Earth where they had originated.  Lastly, after hands had been shaken and friendships forged over the looming idea of intense battle upon them; Ethan Hunt noticed Grimtug, the quieter of the two orcs eyeing the shiny ring on his finger.  

Ethan speaks:  "That's my Indigo Ring.  I never have been able to do much with it, other than a little flying around.  Wanna see it"??  Ethan asks as he takes off the ring and hands it to Grimtug.

The Orc's eyes light up and his friend Mornack speaks for his speechless fellow Orc.  "Where we come from, there are rings so powerful that they can dominate entire armies".  

Grimtug attempts to take the ring off of his finger; but he cannot.  Ethan Hunt seems surprised; but not angry as he never much liked the ring.  Ahsoka nods to Luke and Luke says what they are both thinking.  "We Assassins of Acrobatic Ahsoka chose that ring for Ethan; but the ring has chosen you Grimtug.  It will not leave your finger until it serves its purpose and this match comes to an end one way or another".

  "The Ring chose you Grimtug"........  Are the words that keep going in and out of the Orc's mind as they all exit the cave as a unit and the battle begins.....

Both of the two team leaders, Jedi Master Luke and God Emperor Leto rush to the forefront of their squads and lead by example into the fray.  Similar feelings rush through their heads as they begin the charge.  Bittersweet reminiscing is brought into the forefront of their inter-laid thoughts as they move through the dunes of Tatooine at super human speeds.  The two leaders avoid each other; but by no means do they stay away from tough opponents.  The God Emperor senses a vision of a Golden Path similar and almost equal in depth to that of his own deep within the black lantern coated mind of Dr. Manhattan.  The Emperor of the Known Universe must possess all or he possesses nothing when it comes to the knowledge of the universe.  The massive form of Leto leaps from the dunes and swallows Manhattan whole, consuming not just the man but the knowledge as well.  Grand Master Luke rushes in towards the person he senses to be the best melee fighter amongst the TEAMmembers.  Mike Geney ignites his lightsaber with his homeboy Hammer Bros. #5 on his six.  Luke rolls through the two of them quickly and finds himself face to face with another combatant.  "I think you were looking for me Bub".  Wolverine says as he pops his claws with "snikt".  Skywalker uses his gift of prescient foresight to gaze into the scary mind of his opponent and asks him the simple question:  "Shall I call you Logan, Weapon X"??  "No.  WOLVERINE" Wolvie screams as he begins his beserker rage attack on the Jedi Master.  A pitched battle commences where Luke is doubly surprised to see that his lightsaber will not cut through the adamantium claws of Logan, nor were the body hits proving fatal.  The fight rages on for quite some time  before Wolverine goes in for the kill attempting to slice deep into the chest of Luke; but the Jedi uses his superior speed to flip over top of the mutant, landing in the perfect spot to swing his saber at the neck and remove Wolverine of his head.  Luke Force pushes the body and the head far away from each other just in case so as not to risk a healing factor rejoining of the two.

 Morg takes flight and attempts to attack the two larger Geonosian Starfighters which are running a Delta attack pattern in search of sky-worthy TEAMmembers.  The Geonosians begin unloading weaponry onto the former Herald of Galactus; but they find they are doing very little damage.  Morg lands back on the ground and takes on a defensive position, when Luke orders Threepio to radio up to the Geonosians ordering them to eject before their ships take more damage and they can't.  They come back over the radio in their foreign tongue, causing Skywalker to yell at his droid:  "You know I don't speak Geonosian Threepio, WHAT DID THEY SAY"??  Threepio retorts:  "I am afraid Master Luke that they will not be following your order".  "They can't take that guy alone.  WHAT DID THEY SAY"??  The Jedi Master asks again.  "They said sir Luke, the only thing that can hurt that guy in these ships is these ships.....  VIVA Assassins".  Just as Threepio's translation comes through, R2 begins making noise to show his friends that their Geonosian Allies have gone full kamikaze, crashing their ships directly into Morg, causing the Cosmic powerhouse to join them in death.  

 John Stewart already had a mastery of green lantern usage, before he was gifted his blue lantern ring in addition.  With this knowledge he has optimized the power by using the blue ring simply for defensive aura protection and flight, while the blue ring automatically powers up the green ring to 200%.  That is now 200% ring power that he can use as sheer raw energy.  John flies in fast, with his fellow Assassin The Sentry alongside him, when they are met by Neo and Non.  Many wonder if The Sentry with his incalculable strength and power set could possibly take a Kryptonian such as Superman in a one on one fight.  Maybe his upcoming fight with Non will help answer that.  As the two special needs powerhouses square off, we know that Non may not be Superman's equal in all things; but when it comes to strength and durability he is.  Non is able to withstand the flurry of attacks from The Sentry and then with a well aimed brutal hand clap to the head, stuns the Sentry and opens him up to vicious neck breaking assault.  John Stewart is in the beginning stages of his battle with Neo, when he turns his attention to who he believes is the strongest combatant before him.  Stewart unleashes the full power of his green ring on the Kryptonian brute, leaving nothing but a skeleton in his wake.  But Neo does not let that move go unpunished.  He hits Stewart with a flurry of Kung Fu moves that leave both Stewart's rings and his body shattered.  

Adam Hernandez leads his Clan Quartet through the air on their jetpacks, when they drop a handful of thermal detonators over R2 and 3PO turning them into spare parts.  

Henry Jones Jr. & Sr. are taken off guard by the quick moving Jet Li, who knocks them both to the ground.  Jet flips forward delivering a series of moves that result in a broken back and neck of the elderly Henry Jones.  Jet then flips backwards with Indy's stolen whip in his hand.  "You might need this if you want to fight me"  Li exclaims to Jones who is still on the ground.  "Or not".  Indy replies as he pulls out his revolver and plants two .45 Long Colts in Jet Li's chest.  

Ahsoka and Rex move in quickly towards General Grevious; but his two Magnaguard Protectors jump out in front of him.  Rex lays down a suppressing fire on the droids while Ahsoka ignites her dual white sabers and moves in towards Grevious.  Her two lightsabers clash with the General's four as the guards once again leap in and disrupt the skirmish.  Grevious backs off, while Ahsoka slashes one of the guards in half, the other droid moves in to fill the slot, but Rex blasts the droid with a plethora of perfectly aimed shots from his twin blaster pistols.  Grevious then knocks Ahsoka to the ground, while she cuts off one of his arm appendages.  Grevious then moves back towards Capt. Rex delivering a swift metal kick to the heart of the Clone Officer.  Ahsoka sacrifices her two sabers by throwing them at Grevious in an attempt to save Rex; but the wounds were already fatal.  She lay there weaponless as the damaged Grevious moves towards Fulcrum; but Rex with his dying breath tosses his Commander his pistol which Ahsoka catches and uses to blast Grevious in the heart uncivilized Kenobi style.  

George Lucas in his advanced age is having a little trouble with the heavy backpack style of The Force Saber; but is definitely enjoying the power it wields.  He and the teenage Leto II move in towards the two Orcs to do battle; but Ethan Hunt joins the skirmish as well.  Lucas swings his lightsaber with a Form 5 style but Mornack and Grimtug are much more concerned with the swift moving Leto II who moves about the desert with flawless precision.  Leto pulls his crysknife; but before he can use it, Ethan leaps into the fray and kicks it from his hand.  The heir to the throne of Arrakis goes blow for blow with Ethan Hunt for a few rounds; but is able to slit the throat of the IMF Agent before he disappears back into the dunes.  The two orcs dispatch George Lucas before approaching Ethan Hunt saying:  "You save us.  Why you risk yourself for save of two Orcs"??  Hunt answers with his dying breath  "That's what friends are for Mornack and don't forget Grimtug....  The.  Ring.  Chose.  You.".........

With the long and bloody Round One coming to an end, the remaining members of both squads form up and prepare for the final showdown that will bring this match to a close.  

God Emperor Leto II leaps from the dunes and crushes Dr. Jones who realized quickly that whips and six shooters would not be of use here.  Luke does his best to hold back anger as he sees his squad member who looks amazingly like his brother in law go down, while he is being attacked by the much younger version of that worm.  Leto II has incredible foot work in the sand; but the Jedi Master born and raised here on Tatooine moves even faster.  Leto lunges at Luke with his Crysknife but finds a green lightsaber in his chest before he can land his killing blow.  

Ahsoka moves in towards the Mandalorian Clan and is more than a match for them despite their near perfect, in unison fighting style.  It is at this moment, that Neo realizes he must take control of this battle and truly serve his purpose as The Chosen One.  He attempts to join the fight and tip the scales against Ahsoka.  Mornack and Grimtug rush to help the namesake of their team that they have pledged their lives and Orkish honor to fight and die for.  Ahsoka stabs Eric with a lightsaber through the chest that fails to hit his heart, but will seemingly be a killing blow.  Neo delivers a head removing kick to Mornack that sends him to the Graveyard; but moves towards Grimtug:  who initially covers his face in fear; but regains composure and says to himself "the ring chose me" before he throws his Indigo powered scimitar in the direction of Neo, stabbing him through the heart and killing the Chosen One.  Adam then hits Grimtug with his wrist mounted rocket to finally send Orc #50 to the Graveyard, and then instantly finds himself on the other side of vengeance as Ahsoka removes his head with her right hand white lightsaber.  Kate sees what must be done as she presses some buttons on her own suit that activates Jackson's jetpack without his knowledge shooting him quite a ways from the skirmish before she grabs a hold of Ahsoka and ignites her own thermal detonators.  

GM Luke and GE Leto stare one another down as this brutal battle comes to a close.  Who is the true master of this Desert is the unanswerable thought going through their complex hyper-sentient minds as the Grand Master of the Jedi and the God Emperor of the Known Universe reach a mental and cosmic impass becoming one with The Force and one with The Golden Path directly in each other's presence.

Eric Gilson lay on the ground, counting his final breaths as his Mandalorian Armor no longer protects him from imminent death.  His young nephew Jackson flies over and lands next to his uncle who says:  "We are warriors.  Mourn not for the deaths of today for next week we have another battle of equal importance and the next week and the next week.  Fight on.  Never stop.  Fighting.  Never".  

As he fades from this realm, Jackson nods his miniature helmet and simply says:  "This is the Way".   

The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna Vs. Crack Danks

 The Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna are The Insecticons:  Bombshell, Kickback, & Shrapnel, Barricade, Leatherface, Chucky, The Bride of Chucky, The Leprecahun, Silk Spectre, (original) Silk Spectre, Iron Giant, Goliath of Gath, & Captain Cold. 

Crack Danks are Obi Wan Kenobi (w/ a Force Saber), Ben Quadrineros in his Pod, Jolee Fishdo, Supreme Leader Snoke, Venom, Beowolf, Xerxes, Voltron of The Middle Universe, Emma Frost, & Watchdog #1-3.

Well, sorry to say it guys; but Joshatu the Chubby and Arrogant or whatever he likes to go by is Watching TEAM Vs. The Assassins this week which means youze guys is stuck with me.  Who am I you ask??  I'm the one and only Neon Master Pogo comin atcha.  Joshatu's match is gonna be all serious N' crap; so I got no plans to do that kind of stuff here.  Let's have some fun, kill some peeps, and flush this turd so we can get next week rollin.  

This match started out with a bang literally as Barricade and Ben Quadrineros' Podracer just crashed into each other head on causing an explosion the size of.....  Of.....  Well, something really big ya see.  

Chucky and his Bride square off against Supreme Leader Snoke....  This should be good, just let me grab my phone and do some research here.  Let's see...  Wow, a whole lot here on the backstory of Chucky and quite a bit of information for a duo from some silly horror movies.  Now to do some research on Snoke....  Oh yeah, that's right.  Disney never did bother to tell us anything about this new character of theirs that was supposed to be so cool.  Oh well, I guess Chucky and his Ol' Lady take this one.  

Iron Giant may be a giant made out of iron; but Voltron is a Tron with some serious volt.  That might not of made sense; but anyway of all the huge robots in this match, Voltron is the biggest and crushes Iron Giant FO Realz.  

Ahh, the Watchdogs.  How much fun we had with these dudes.  Playing them for Adam every time he forgot to send in his team.  Drafting them for Adam every time he left the draft early.  Making Watchers look up these obscure Captain America goons over and over again.  The good Ol days.  I'm gonna miss these guys, which is why I am going to send them off right and say that they were able to gun down the two Silk Spectres before getting crushed by the Biblical giant Goliath of Gath.  Big flexing starts after Goliath takes down the trio; but Kenobi jump out of his military-meditation trance and slices off the big man's head with his lightsaber.  His regular lightsaber that is.  He left his Force Saber in the locker room after pondering why the Crack Danks Owner Frank gave him this antiquated, bulky backpack thing when he already had a regular lightsaber.  

Jolee Fishdo gets attacked by every person on The Dramatic Kittens of Luna and then by everyone from Crack Danks as well; but he just annoyingly keeps getting more Protection and not losing health.  Until Leatherface fires up his chainsaw and slices right through the Fishy Jedi, making enough force sensitive sushi for everyone to share.  

Venom and The Leprechaun I hear had a really amazing fight.  It was super scary and was a blockbuster smash hit.  I hear a sequel is already in the works.  But when I tried to pop in the VHS Tape about it last Friday, Alex and Kyle started crying all over the Big Benito about how they don't like scary movies.  Not because they are scared of them of course; but because they just don't like them.  So, I guess we will just say both Venom and Leprechaun died and move on.  

The Insecticons and the two Cymeks (Beowolf and Xerxes) are making a huge mess and are severely jacking each other up.  The Insecticons rip into the metal monstrosities and expose their once human brains; but like all Cymeks, they have many counter-measures including EMP capabilities which cause the Decepticon bugs to join them in death after their Cybertronian sparks are blown.  

Emma Frost and Captain Cold fall in love, get married, and move to a place that isn't so terribly hot, like Tatooine is.  They are about to live happily ever after, but eventually they are killed by their crazy villainous children Captain Frost and Emma Cold.  

Leatherface, Chucky, & Bride of Chucky all surround Kenobi to go in for the kill; but before they can make their first move the massive Voltron swings his sword and takes out all three of the Horror movie meanies while Kenobi Force Leaps out of the way.  

Week 7 Democracy: Affirmative Action Popeyes vs Be Gentle Its My Third Time

Popeyes : Mr. Mxyztplk, Tazmanian Devil *4 Death, Destro *4 Death, Gung Ho *4 Death, Shipwreck, General Hawk, Duke, Nemesis Enforcer *4 Death, Lady Jane, The Baroness *4 Death, Head Coach, Mary Embery, Rabbit *4 Death, Piglet *4 Death, Reptile, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, and Decker

Gentle : The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Kratos w/ Red Lantern ring, Beerus god of destruction, Punisher in a vibranium suit, Muhammid, Killa,  5 Allosaurus, 5 dwarves, Poe and bb8 in a z-95 Headhunter, and Professor X.

S12 W6: Be Gentle it's my Third Time vs TEAM

Be Gentle it’s my Third Time is: Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr.Octupuss, Electro, Mysterio, Vulture, Granny Goodness and the Female Furies: (Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, Lashina), Terrorcons: (Hun-Gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin, Cutthroat, Cindersaur) (all 4 deaths), Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: (Jason (Red Ranger), Billy (Blue), Zack(Black)), Kimberly (pink), Trini (yellow), Nazgul riding a fellbeast (with 4 other fell beast following him), The Cloverfield monster, Zues (with the time stone), 5 warg riders riding 5 wargs, 10 dwarves,

TEAM is: Optimus Prime (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership), Neo, Morg, Nekron, Black Lantern Yoda, Black Lantern Wolverine, Black lantern Non, President John Adams (w/ Airbending Staff), Donald Trump (w/ Airbending Staff), President John Turner (w/ Airbending Staff), Tom Cruise, John Patrick Mason, Mr. Methane, Steven Segal, Leto II, Ms. Marvel, Blur

Who’s ready for another Artifact turd gem? I know, me too.

So the Terrorcons and The Cloverfield Monster were going all crazy animal rage like on TEAM. Like smashing stuff up good. Sandman was there but he was sleeping and Dr.Octopuss was tending to the wounded as any doctor would bound by the hippocratic oath. The trio of one term presidents were keeping the Gentles at bay along with Mr. Methane who was letting out massive farts while the presidents were using their air bending staffs to channel the methane gas in a stunning display of defense. Nekron led the other Black Lanterns on the offensive while John Patrick Mason was touting killer one liners. Real good stuff. I won’t bore you with details but let’s just say the fight did its job in thinning this roster down to a workable level given the fact that the match is already over forty hours late.

Ten minutes later...

“Thanks for coming ladies,” a persuasive Tom Cruise says to the Female Furies who he has off to the side of the match in a makeshift tent. “All I’m asking you to do is hold on to these two devices. These are attached to a machine we call an ‘e-meter’ and what this does is measure the electrodermal activity in your body. It works best when you tell me your deepest darkest secrets so I can use it later to blackmail you. Also, I will need all your money and you need to stop talking to your family and friends because they are suppressive people who will not help you go clear. Do all this and I won't take naked pictures of you and post them at your grandkids school. Does this sound like a heartwarming and loving religion you wish to be a part of?”

Tom Cruise was then taken away on a spaceship by whatever dumb fuck alien race they believe in. Steven Segal and Leto II then show up and have a good old time beating the crap out of the old ladies in the tent. The two sides fought valiantly but the spirit of Janet Reno emerged from her throne in Hell and knocked over a kerosene lamp and burned the entire tent down and everyone died. 

Ms. Marvel has her knee on the neck of the Green Goblin “Chauvin style”. Optimus Prime has his rocket primed and ready to finish off Mr. Osborn. Looks like the end of the road for the Gentles.

Late 1960s, Boston, Massachusetts…

Zeus rings the doorbell to the home of Joe and Marie Danvers. It was early evening, Joe had just got home from work and the family had just sat down to supper. Marie, like a good mid-century wife, did not want to inconvenience her husband so she answered the door. She was taken aback at the sight of the scantily clad God of Thunder. She had not been in the company of a man this breathtaking since her early days working the port as the boys came home from war. She never saw the lightning bolt that killed her, and she was long dead as Zeus casually entered the Danvers home and massacred the entire family.

Back on the field of battle…

Optimus watched in horror as Ms. Marvel proceeded to disappear from existence. The Green Goblin regained himself to throw some of those dumb pumpkin bombs (or whatever it was he carried) at Optimus but the final blow happened moments later as Zeus retuned to present day using the Time Stone. Commanding all the power of Mt. Olympus, Zeus fired his lightning bolt into the All Spark of the last remaining TEAMmember.

Week 6 Southern Air Temple Consortium Match: Spencer and Vaders House of Sith AIDS vs The Kittens of Luna

Kitties: Cicada, Black Flash, Green Goblin (Harry), Blink, Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, Iris West, Mystique, John Constantine, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Samus, Scarecrow, Firestorm, & Argent.

AIDS : Fire lord Ozai, Soka, Suki, Ty lee, Hancock(4 deaths), Daenyrus(4 deaths), Daenyrus Dragon(4 deaths), Naruto, Weapon h, Cosmic Spiderman(4 deaths), Connor Kyle Big Gay, George the albino, The wolf, Lizzy, Chop shop, Venom, Ransack, Barrage, Captain Rex(4 deaths), Pod racer Anakin, General Veers, & 4-9 velociraptor (4 deaths).

A Bippen Battle (Striders of Rohan vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes)

Popeyes: Fastbak, Dr. Light, Cheetah, Namor, Namor's Griffin, Power Man (4 Death), Iron Fist (4 Death), Jessica Jones (4 Death), Sebastian Shaw, Dr. Doom, Reptile, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, Goro, Tigger (4 Death), Eeore (4 Death), Rabbit, Piglet, Bret "The Hitman" Hart (4 Death), Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (4 Death), Zodack

Striders: Azula w/ Red Lantern Ring, Rage w/ Red Lantern Ring, T-2 (4 deaths), T-3 (4 death), Abeloth, Steppenwolf w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Winter Soldier w/ Green Lantern Ring, Gothmog the Balrog, 4 Rainbow Six Siege Vanilla Attack Operators, Hellboy, Baron Zemo w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Moff Gideon w/ Dark Saber, Dark Troopers #1-5, Mandalorian #1-5, Balrog #1a, Agent 47, Mew, Mewtwo 

    

    The Southern Air Temple wasn’t inhabited for many years.  That is until Affirmative Action Popeyes lead by the courageous Tigger decided to post up there.  Although uninhabited the word spread quickly that The Southern Air temple was under new control.  Winter Soldier and the other members of the Striders of Rohan did not take kindly to the news.  The Striders knew what had to be done and that was to whoop some squatter ass. 

The Striders of Rohan although eager to rush to the top of the temple they knew they would have to form a plan.  Even though they be squatting, they also do be boxin out here.  With the strategist that the Striders had a bulletproof plan was imminent.  This strategy was led by the likes of Azula, Ash, and Thermite.  The plan was ready but as taking head count before battle they had noticed Agent 47 missing as he always likes to work alone.  

The plan was set and the Striders ran to the entrance of the temple.  At the entrance they are met by a dead body.  It was none other than Kung Lao, but something was different.  None of the Striders seemed to be able to figure it out, that is until Hellboy lets out a laugh and says “dis boy ain't got no clothes on.”  As they all burst into laughter Reptile comes out of nowhere and dismembers Sledge and Glaz in one combo.  An all out battle ensues.

Gothmog the Balrog lets out a giant screech signaling shit is about to go DAHN.  Mew and Mewtwo quickly enter the temple where they are met by Johnny Cage himself.  Mewtwo instantly hits Johnny Cage with a psystrike and he is badly wounded.  That move wasn't enough as Johnny Cage knows its a last resort and combos up a fatality onto mew ripping the pour mew in half.  As it wasn’t bad enough being ripped in half, he used mew like a puppet.  Mewtwo following the rules of pokemon knew it wasn’t his turn to attack so he could not defend the pour mew.  T-3 and T-2 show up just as this was happening and blow away the wounded Johnny Cage with ease.  Little did they know sitting in the background was Dr.Light.  He was slowly working up an illusion to distract the infiltrating Striders.  He was able to deceive T-2 into thinking Mewtwo and T-3 were his enemies, so as he do he beat them to death with the closest broomstick (not as cool as a john wick pencil kill but pretty impressive).  

All while this is happening on the other side of the temple a fight including hellboy, azula, and rage begins to cause some serious destruction to the building.     They are shocked by the pure speed of Fastbak and Cheetah.  They have nothing else to do besides try to destroy what they cannot see.  This allowed Namor to shove a trident through the backs of rage and hellboy.  Azula filled with rage starts to burn everything in the surrounding area, killing fastback and cheetah as they are burned more than a ginger in the sun.  

Tigger knew his defeat was coming but had one last resort.  He had to send out the big guns and that he did.  “Dr.Doom has entered the chat” Tigger says while laughing maniacally.  Dr.Doom instantly takes down the Rainbow six team who was leading the Dark Troopers into battle.  Abeloth and Steppenwold finally decided to step in and let the children quit playing.  The Bringer of pure chaos vs the bringer of Doom.  Who will win? Find out next week on dragonball z.

*one week later* The fight resumes Dr.Doom gave it all he got, banishing the nearby Moff Gideon as he just wanted another kill on the board because Steppenwolf and Abeloth are too strong for Dr.Doom himself as Tigger did not give him a team to suffice this battle.  Namor and Sebastian Shaw work together to take down Steppenwolf.  Although wielding a lantern ring his power wasn't enough to hold the strength of Shaw and Namor together.  Winter Soldier rushes to aid his fallen comrade but is met by Goro and Shang Tsung.  This turned into an all out side scrolling boxing match where it lasted as long as the Jake Paul vs Askren fight.  Goro emerged victorious leaving nothing but the dead bodies of his enemy and teammate.  Goro, Namor and Shaw are beaten down and have no help.  That is what they think at least.

Iron Fist sitting side by side with Tigger and Kung Lao watching.  Jessica Jones is also there nagging that she is the only female left.  With her powers backed by feminism and whatever the hell she wants to believe in she takes down the 5 mandalorian sent by Striders.  She may have jumped to conclusion to quickly (what a surprise) *haha woman jokes* and is met by Gothmog the Balrog as Balrog throws one quick swipe at her and she is decimated.  Iron fist knew this wasn’t going to end well and ran away to Hell's Kitchen.   

All that sits atop the temple is Tigger and Kung Lao.  Tigger sits there in fear as he sees he made a grave mistake trying to take over the uninhabited temple.  Tigger, about to speak, is met by fiber wire being wrapped around his neck and is taken down.  The striders sit in confusion as to what had happened.  Kung Lao then shows himself tipping his cap.  He then removes his cap revealing the identity of Agent 47 the true master of disguise.  

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins

 Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Avatar Aang, General Zod, Ursa, Cyborg Superman (w/ Yellow Lantern Ring), Kalibak, Shazam, Avatar Alex:  The Last Fart Bender (w/ Final Use of Broccoli), Wedge Antilles in his X-Wing, Zaheer, The Shining Force:  Max (w/ The Chaos Breaker, A White Ring, & an Indigo Lantern Ring), Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo Musashi, Luke, Gort, Zylo (w/ Shower of Cure), Blue (w/ Speed Ring), Tarasu (w/ Glock Model 40), & Jogurt, Red Robin (w/ double Orange Lightsaber), Mas y Menos (w/ Twin Glock 27s), Tom Brady (in The Hulk Buster Iron Man Suit), & 5 Honored Matres.

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Avatar Korra, The Sentry, Katara, Desna & Eska, Bolin, The 12 Guardian Knights, The Ancient One, Quicksilver, Indigo One & Monk, El Diablo, Kyle and Zachary Houslander:  Young Jedi Knights in 2 Jedi Starfighters, Uruk Hai #12-15, & Zombie #18-20.

It is a clear day with the winds blowing heavily here at the hallowed ground known as The Air Temple.  In an attempt to gain the high ground, both teams have situated themselves on high mountain tops, traveling ever closer to one another.  The fliers and Air Benders are having little difficulty moving upwards, but some of the other troops on both sides are not faring quite as well.  Personally with people having rosters of two hundred people, why anyone would play a character that isn't from Avatar or that can't fly in this match is a little on the not thought out side; but it is what it do Yugi.

At the highest point of the highest mountain near the Air Temple a battle of the ages is about to begin.  Only two combatants, Aang and Korra stare each other down, knowing that this one on one battle would decide who was truly the greater of the two Avatars.  The pitched battle begins; but we shall revisit that later.  

It is only fitting that the speedsters would be the first to find each other in what is sure to be a fast paced match even for those without super speed.  Mas Y Menos and Quicksilver start doing a bunch of stuff that I can't really see, because they are doing it so fast.  Quicksilver seems to have the superior speed even with the twins tightly gripping each other's hands and in perfect unison.  They begin running directly at one another with both sides proclaiming some sort of battle cry that I do not understand because I don't speak Spanish or Eastern European whatever.  Quicksilver bends into a charging position but the much smaller Mas and Menos go low, tripping the mutant, or Avenger, or Inhuman, or whatever Quicksilver is in Marvel this week, sending him flying off the mountain, plummeting to his doom.  Desna comes in for some swift revenge; by flinging some good Ol' H2O at the speedy twins; but they dodge it initially and pull their twin Glock Forties Ludicrous style planting two bullets in Desna's head.  The blast of the guns send the little guys not only off the mountain but to the FFL Graveyard as well.  

The Ancient One is followed closely by the Indigo Lantern powerhouses Indigo One and Monk with some Uruk Hai and Zombies pulling up the rear as they move towards the entire Shining Force which has taken up a defensive position in a small grassy outcropping free of land effect.  The Zombies begin to feast the dragon meat of poor baby Blue, and have some Jogurt for desert; but Musashi gets pissed and makes some short work of all three of them with his Katana before the brain freeze kicks in.  Torasu pulls out his Glock and turns it to the side yelling "screw this healing crap, I'm a blast you fools" as he pumps out 18 rounds of 10 MM into the four Uruk Hai, sending the little Priest flying off of the mountain from the blast of his own Glock (I know, I know, I already used that gag; well I'm using it again alright).  Indigo One and Monk mow through the good defense and high hit points of Zylo and Musashi, while Anri and Alef fail to impress The Ancient One with magic despite their mastery of Freeze and Bolt.  The three Assasins then form up and defend against the axe attacks of Gort and Luke, before sending them plummeting off the cliff as well.  Tao grabs hold of her Demon Rod, casting Blaze 4, which much to the surprise of Indigo One burns Monk to a crisp.  Indigo One wants quick revenge; but instead gets a taste of the Chaos Breaker through her heart.  Max and Tao, standing tall after their victories form up with Domingo flying behind them ready to cast Freeze 4, Desoul or both; but The Ancient One flies in fast and casts a vicious spell that wipes out the remaining Shining Force members for good.  

Kyle and Zack patrol the area in their Jedi Starfighters keeping a tight side by side formation; when an X-Wing comes out of thin air and blasts them both with a pair of photon torpedos.  Kyle and Zack may be excellent pilots, with Jedi reflexes; but there is only one Wedge Antilles.  Both of the Young Jedi Knights eject from their craft and land safely atop a mountain where they are met by The Last Fart Bender:  Alex Houslander.  The two brothers attempt to hit him with a joint force push, but Alex air bends it out of the way.  Alex then smiles and says:  "Hmmmm....  Bruh.  Bop time" as he pops an enormous piece of broccoli into his mouth then turns around pointing his butt in their general direction.  Alex unleashes a fart so epic that it makes him the first ever Avatar to simultaneously air bend (through a mound of feces), water bend (cuz check them pants for did-ahrrea), earth bend (I felt it move), lava bend (the plasma in them underwear), swamp bend (did I mention the plasma in them underwear), fire bend (it burnt off my eyebrows), sand bend (turned it to glass tho), and metal bend (cuz that fart was pure gold) all at the same time.  This massive fart took out the whole landscape and ended the lives of all three Houslanders involved.  

Eska, Bolin, and El Diablo have taken on the full competitive bending stance as a water, earth, and fire trio, when they are confronted by the likes of Red Robin and Tom Brady in his massive Hulk Buster Suit.  The GOAT is quickly thrown off guard by the bending trio who hit him with a flurry of hits causing the bulky suit to become unbalanced.  Tom gets a mini rocket off before the benders disable his suit and send him flipping off the mountain, high fives commence; but the rocket hits Bolin right between the eyes ending the celebration.  Red Robin moves in directly afterwards decapitating El Diablo; but Eska splashes Red Robin over the edge of the cliff.  Tim Drake, sends a perfectly aimed orange lightsaber through the heart of Eska causing the water bender to join him in death.  

Cyborg Superman leads Kalibak, Shazam, and a crew of Honored Matres against the dozen Guardian Knights of Cybertron.  The Honored Matres move first in an attempt to keep the Guardian Knights from forming a Gestalt using time forgotten tactics developed by the Sorceresses' of Rossack to battle the evil thinking machines that plagued them.  This works momentarily, but the Honored Matres numbers are too few.  The Guardian Knights destroy all five of them and then merge to form Dragonstorm.  The three DC Combatants look like flies zipping around the massive Transformer Combiner; but they don't hit like flies and aren't nearly as easy to swat.  Dragonstorm manages to come down hard with a double-fisted punch that annihilates the extremely durable Kalibak; but this attack leaves a major hole in the the defenses of the Gestalt which Cyborg Supes and Shazam take immediate advantage of with blasts of lightning, heat vision, yellow energy, and building leveling fists from the duo that leave a pile of dust where Dragonstorm once stood.  

Zod and Ursa have taken flight and are zipping through the air at amazing speeds with their pal Zaheer doing his best to keep up.  They come upon Katara and her more than capable companion The Sentry.  Katara begins to splash them, but Ursa fights through the water and punches her head clean off.  The childlike Sentry gets beyond pissed about this outrage as he had begun to fall in love with Katara because that is what every male (except Saka of course (recognize)) who seems to meet her does.  The Sentry uses all of his knock off Kryptonian powers to rip the real Kryptonian Ursa apart; but then becomes a scorched skeleton as Zod hits him with an extremely potent shot of heat vision and then blows away the ash.  

The pitched battle between Aang and Korra rages on........

Despite being angered by the death of Ursa, the military mind of General Zod kicks in and he orders the remaining Dino-Mites to form up.  They go on a search and destroy mission for the remaining Assassins but are none too happy to meet up with The Ancient One along the way.  Zaheer, anxious to prove himself flies in fast towards The Ancient One sending a huge thrust of air in her direction.  The Ancient One simply evades the attack as if she was stepping aside from a minor gust of wind and delivers a blast of magic to Zaheer that sends him spiraling out of control and out of the match.  The Ancient One targets Cyborg Superman next, with a magical spell causing him to become flightless and which rips his metal body apart from that which was once natural.  A smirk comes to the face of The Ancient One who directs her gaze at Zod and says:  "I'm sorry to say that my powers are very useful against members of the Kryptonian race".  Shazam looks over at Zod as well saying:  "I feel like we knew that, did we know that"??  "We knew that".  Zod answers as he flies toward The Ancient One at nearly the speed of light and delivers an upper cut to her chin that even the best magic didn't have time to stop.

As two tired, yet determined Avatars battle for dominance a mutual respect has grown between the combatants.  A respect that has developed only along with the full realization that this match does not end until one of them is defeated.  Bending feats and acrobatic perfection like I have never quite witnessed abounds with neither fighter coming out on top; when the two Avatars realize that only a test of their sheer power will end this contest.  They both take in a breath of quick meditation and enter the Avatar state before they each focus one hundred percent of their power directly at one another.  Aang reaches his limit as he falls over from the exertion, passing out and going unconscious, while not realizing that Korra has done the same, but has fallen over in death........