Team Fred Vs. Team Goofjuice

Team Fred is Cyclops (designated leader), Jean Grey, Ice Man, Beast, Angel, Super Skrull, Enchantress, Master Mold, Compsagnathid #1-51, Absorbing Man, Mimic, Vision, Ultron, & Mothra.

Team Goofjuice is Brock Sampson (designated leader), Sandworm #1-12, The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers (Jason, Zack, Billy, Kimberly, & Trini), Rancor #1, The Capt. Planet Crew, Mecha Godzilla, Ewok #1 & 2, & Dorf.

Four of the enormous Sandworms instantly come crashing out of the sand launching themselves thousands of feet into the air. They come crashing down with their mammoth mouths open over top of Team Fred killing 36 Compys, Absorbing Man, Ice Man, Beast, and Ultron. The extremely territorial beasts, that have not yet totally defined their new territories turn on the smallest of the worms which is #3 and kill it. They then return to the sands to defend their own territory. Everyone on Team Fred with flight capability takes to the air after seeing these incredible creatures and what they can do. In seeing Mothra as a huge threat Jason the Red Ranger says "its time for the Dinozords" they say "Mastadon", "Pterydactyl", "Triceratops", "Sabertooth Tiger"(in an Asian Accent), "Tyrannosaurs" (said boldly). Mothra has already begun fighting Mecha Godzilla and has been coming out on top. Mothra flies at Mecha Godzilla, knocking the giant robot to the ground. The Tyrannosaurus Zord runs at Mothra but cannot seem to hurt the giant moth. Kimberly flies in, in her zord but it is also not strong enough to hurt it. Jason realizes that they cannot do it on their own and orders the formation of the Megazord. Mothra takes a hit from the giant sword but keeps on coming. Jason realizes that they need something even better and says in an overly dramatic voice that only an 11 year old can truly appreciate: "Team; we need a bigger swatter if we're going to squash this bug; its time to form the MegaGodzillaZord". The Megazord and Mecha Godzilla then form togeather which causes Mothra to do absolutely nothing except look not to bright as the MegaGodzillaZord moves his hands around wildly creating a huge animated M,G, & Z that rapidly fly at Mothra blowing it to pieces. Rancor #1 runs over to the compys and begins snacking while The Capt. Planet hippies yell "earth", "wind", "water", "fire", "heart". With their powers combined they form Capt. Planet. Capt. Planet flies into the air and targets Master Mold. He is enraged that a society would waste so many raw materials just to create a robot of mass destruction such as this (if Al Gore were here than we would no longer be playing in the dessert after all his tears hit the ground). Capt. Planet is by no means Master Mold's hero, but he does bring his life force down to zero when he punches out his huge eye and destroys his artificial brain. Capt. Planet, in mid-air mind you (Seinfeld reference) begins to fight Super Skrull. But Enchantress calls out to the Capt. Planet dork with the red hair who has the fire ring. He is pulled in by her beauty and comes to her instantly. Just when Capt. Planet is about to land a huge hit on Super Skrull the Capt. Planet brat hands the ring to Enchantress just like she instructed. She then throws the ring to Mimic who crushes it with his bear hands with Beast like strength (he has naturally taken on the powers of all 5 of the X-Men). Capt. Planet disapears. Enchantress then pulls an elegant looking knife out and stabs the Capt. Planet geek in the heart. Sandworm #7, who is an especially huge worm now comes crashing out of the sand. When it lands it takes out Enchantress, Cyclops, and the last 3 compys that had not yet been eaten by the Rancor. As far as its own team is concerned the worm also consumes Rancor #1, Brock Sampson, both of the ewoks, and Dorf. Vision from Team Fred became intangible just in the nick of time and avoided this fate. Jean Grey mind-blocks the remaining 4 Capt. Planet mongloids and their monkey, but Shai Halud is very attracted to her mind powers causing Sandworm #12 to pop out of the sand and grab Jean Grey out of mid-air. Super Skrull, who has now taken over leadership of Team Fred after the death of Cyclops decides that they are going to have to attempt to take on these Sandworms. He lands on the sand and begins pounding on the ground to attempt to bring one of the sandworms up to the surface. But the uneven pounding of his powerful arm made of orange rock drives the worms more crazy than he could have possibly imagined. After only a few minutes of pounding, not 1 but all 12 of the worms come crashing out of the sand from many different directions. With their true leadership dead, no end to this massacre in sight, and possibly a little feces in their pants Super Skrull, Mimic, Vision, and Angel fly as high and as far away from this place as possible and escape with their lives.
TEAM GOOFJUICE IS VICTORIOUS!