Buit Ford Tough is USAgent, Failed Jedi #1, and Grapple.
In their first ever Regular Season match, the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets teleport to Detroit. Or at least that’s what they thought. “Gwildor! This isn’t Detroit. It’s Windsor! Look, there’s Cheetah’s (meow) right there. We’re in Canada!” shouts an irritated Superboy. “I’ve had to sit by and watch both Superman and Supergirl dominate this league for an entire year, and I’ll be damned if some Thenurian with a faulty Cosmic Key is going to keep me out of action any longer!” “Whoa, dude. Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh on him? I mean Detroit’s right across the river,” asks Skimmell. “Ehh, you’re right Skim. Sorry Gwildor, I’m just a little anxious,” replies Superboy. “Oh no harm, no harm. Just hit an extra key that’s all. Nothing to worry about,” says Gwildor. Superboy then grabs Gwildor and Raichu and flies across the river to Hart Plaza. Toad jumps into his Go-Kart and Skimmell transforms this Exo-Suit and they head to the Ambassador Bridge to get across the Detroit River. Shortly after Superboy lands with Gwildor and Raichu in tow, USAgent and Grapple show up to Hart Plaza. “Grapple, have you seen Jerry yet?” asks USAgent. “Nope not yet,” replies Grapple. Superboy spots their opponents and doesn’t waste any more time. He flies in and dropkicks Grapple into the Dodge Fountain, which causes it to rupture and spray water all over Grapple. Raichu then fires a massive arc of electricity that completely fries the Autobot’s internal circuitry, extinguishing his spark. USAgent launches his shield at Gwildor, who narrowly escapes it, but it ricochets off of the Hart Plaza stage and comes right back to decapitate Gwildor. USAgent snags the shield out of the air and spin kicks Conner Kent in the mouth. Superboy fires his heat vision at USAgent, but he blocks it with his shield. Jerry, Failed Jedi #1, finally shows up to the fight. “Oh we started already??” asks a surprised Jerry. USAgent is too busy fending off Superboy to even respond to such a ridiculous comment. Just then, Skimmell and Toad come peeling in and try to take out Jerry. Even though he didn’t pass the trials, the Force still flows through Jerry and he senses this attack. He does a back flip over them and uses his training lightsaber to damage the engine on Toad’s Go-Kart. Toad goes spinning out of control and smashes into a light post, popping all three of his balloons, thus killing him on impact. Raichu tries to light up Jerry with his electricity, but the Failed Jedi blocks it with his small lightsaber. However, this distraction does allow Skimmell to transform his Exo-Suit and blast Jerry in the back, knocking the Failed Jedi down. Superboy grabs USAgent and launches him up onto the stage. He then looks over at Skimmell. “Dude, Skimmell, where have you been??” “Oh sorry, we got stuck in customs at the border,” responds the clone of Tim Cheveldae and Alan Trammell, only with 10% less fat. USAgent then launches his shield at Superboy, who snaps around and catches it in mid air. Conner then uses his super strength to bend the shield in half. Superboy then flies over to USAgent and shoves the halved shield right into his chest. Jerry sees this and feels it’s best to head back to the locker room.
THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS ARE VICTORIOUS!
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3 comments:
Great Job Ryan. Oh Darn, it looks like I am tied for first in my division, I mean the N.L., I mean all of Fantasy! Starting this year, The Midgets will be giants!
One win does not make one great. Let's see how you fare come Week Nine in the Hoth System.
By the way. Congrats on your win. Supergirl is glad to see Conner finally getting into the game.
Great match Ryan!
Congrats to Josh on his first actual victory in FFL. It is nice to have you join Joe and I at the top.
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