George Washington's Slaves vs The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets

George Washington’s Slaves are Yoda on Kybuck, Agen Kolar, Ajax Major, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7-18, Arisia, Bebop, Rocksteady, Ben Skywalker, Cade Skywalker, Bender Bending Rodriguez, Beowulf, Bill Rizer, Lance Bean, Bronze Dragon #20, Captain Jean Luc Picard and Captain James T. Kirk in a Stealth Bomber, Cassandra Nova, Colossus, Connor MacLeod, Corbin Dallas, Crash Bandicoot, Marcus Fenix, Damon Baird, Augustus Cole, and Dominic Santiago in a Fully Equipped Hummer, Dare the Terminator, Darkman, Darth Plagueis, Dormammu, Duncan Idaho Ghola #7, Fidel Castro, Fizzle, Frank Martin in a F-40 Ferrari, Frankenstein’s Monster, George Washington, Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6, Hound, Huckleberry Hound in a Go-Kart, Inspector Gadget, Jason Bourne, Jedi Masters #1-7, Jimmy Neutron, Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, Ki Adi Mundi, King Kong, Loki, Mad Eye Moody, Martian Manhunter, Metroids #19-20, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Mr. Miracle, Neo, Ninjas #1-10 and 15, NS-5’s #39-40, Optimus Prime, Roller, Patriceuls, Sgt. Slaughter, Red Dog, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dragon #10, Robert E. Lee, Rocky Balboa, Santa Claus and his Reindeer, Saurman, Sauron, Sayid Jarrah, Scorpion, Shaak Ti, Sifo-Dias in a Land Speeder, Simon Phoenix in a 4-Wheeler, Sonny Chiba, Sonny from I,Robot, Stonewall Jackson, Stinkor, Super Soldier, T-1000, Taki, Tony the Tiger, Trinity, Wedge Antilles in a F-22, Windcharger, and William Wallace

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Alexander the Great & Bucephalus, Magneto, Toad, Mighty Mouse, Usagi Yojimbo, Katma Tui, Salaak, Ch'p, Dr. Ub'x, Amantia, Larvox, Green Lantern #3, Count Dooku, Darth Yardigan, Asajj Ventress, Psylocke, Duncan Idaho, Link, Quasar, Nightwing, Tom Bombadil, Peppermint Patti, Marci, Thundercracker, Omega Supreme, Lolo, Superboy, Widget, Tybalt, Air Zonk with Power Dump and Astra, Wonder Man, Wicket, Paploo, Ewoks #41-44, Stilgar & Fremen #52-56, Robert Muldoon on a 4-Wheeler, Ryachu, Aurra Sing, Radagast the Brown, Meriadoc Brandybuck, Balin, Hobbit #1, Pony #1-3, Allia Atreides, Murbella, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-2, Honored Matre #1-2, Ginaz Swordsmen #11-13, Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #1-3, Wasp, Mighty Mousette, Nosyarg kcid (Larry), Toad in a Go-Cart, Ratts Tyrelle & Carlos Chiappe in a Land Speeder, Michelle Dessler, Tony Almeda, G.W. Bridge, & Kermit the Frog in a Fully Equipped Hummer, Bill Kelly, Mokey, & Gobo in an AT-ST, Kylun, Black Knight, Spider Ham, Speedy, Beppo, X-23, Death Bringer, Rogue, Smart Grimlock, Artie & Leech, Liu Kang, Widdle Wade, Goro, Ken, Ryu, Richie Rich, Mas y Menos, Dark Jedi Master #12, Dark Jedi #13-14, Dark Side Adept #1-3, Nightsister Sith Witch #2, Dark Side Acolytes #1-6, Blue Wizard #2, Bub & Bob, Kintaro, Evil Dwarf #1, Samurai #20, Mangy Mouse, Haldir, Squirtle, Salacious B. Crumb, Durge, Blue Devil, Chun Li, Galadriel, Pythona, Thufir Hawat, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Hammer Bros. #11-16, Gamera, Megalon, Smurf #2, and Dozer #8

Alexander the Great leads his team out onto the battlefield atop his mighty steed, Bucephalus. He has order Omega Supreme to stay back as the Brotherhood’s last line of defense. Out in front marches Dark Jedi Master #12, Dark Jedi #13 and 14, Dark Side Adepts #1-3, Hammer Bros. #11-16, Night Sister Sith Witch #2, Evil Dwarf #1, Durge, Aurra Sing, and Death Bringer. Yoda has responded to this wave by sending out all 12 of his Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen, as well as Ginaz Swordsmen #1-6, Ninjas #1-10 and 15 and Sgt. Slaughter with his Renegades. The Renegades are the first to draw blood as they take out Evil Dwarf #1, and Hammer Bros #12-15. The 18 Ginaz Swordsmen outnumber the Dark Jedi six to one, but they are not easily defeated. Before the Dark Jedi fall, Dark Jedi Master kills Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #7-11, Dark Jedi #13 is able to defeat Ginaz Swordsmen #4-6, and Dark Jedi #14 strikes down Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #16-18 and Ginaz Swordsmen #3. The three Dark Side Adepts triple team Sgt. Slaughter, and all die with this mistake. However they are able to weaken him, allowing Death Bringer to use his giant axe to slaughter Slaughter. Mercer, Taurus, and Red Dog are now enraged with the loss of their leader and all attack Death Bringer. However Durge takes out these three G.I. Joes before they can kill Death Bringer. The ten Ninjas then collectively move against the Dark Side Adepts and overwhelm them with their numbers and take them down, only losing Ninjas #2, 5, and 15 in the process. Hammer Bros. #11 and 16 launch several hammers, smashing them into the back of Night Sister Sith Witch #2’s skull. Aurra Sing then picks off Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen #11 and 12 with her rifle. Death Bringer swings his huge axe through the air and is able to take out Ginaz Swordsmen #1 and 2 in one clean swipe. The eight remaining Ninjas converge on Durge, but he is more than they expect. He actually kills all of them before they are able to injure him at all. Aurra Sing, Death Bringer and Durge are then able to defeat the three last Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen. High above the battlefield, Wedge in his F-22, leads his team of Captains Kirk and Picard aboard a Stealth Bomber, Bronze Dragon #20 and Red Dragon #10 on an assault against the Brotherhood. Bronze Dragon #20 uses its lightning breath to electrocute Widdle Wade, Artie and Leech. Red Dragon #10 follows closely behind and with his fire breath it incinerates Wicket, Paploo, and Ewoks #41-42. They both then zip past in opposite directions, taking out Mas y Menos, the AT-ST that carried Bill Kelley, Mokey and Gobo and Richie Rich. Thundercracker transformers and engages Wedge in an amazing dogfight high in the clouds. They both hit Mach speeds as sonic booms can be heard for miles. The Decepticon is finally able to gain the upper hand and fires his two drone cruise missiles which lock on destroy Wedge and his F-22. Salaak then leads Katma Tui, Ch’p Amantia, Larvox, and Green Lantern #3 up into the air to take care to the two dragons that are causing so much havoc. The six Green Lanterns together fire their rings at the dragons and finally put an end to their destruction. Kirk and Picard continue on their mission, one that they are not pleased about. They stealthily fly overhead and when they have their target in sight, they release their sixteen B83 nuclear bombs. As the bombs fall the try and turn around, in hopes of avoiding the coming explosions. They however, see Neo and Martian Manhunter floating in front of them. Together, they rip the Stealth Bomber apart and kill the Enterprise Commanders. J’onn then telepathically notifies Magneto of the oncoming destruction falling fast towards their team. Magneto raises his hands and is able to stop 15 of the nuclear bombs with his magnetic mastery, but one of them is somehow able to slip past his grip. The six Green Lanterns quickly try and throw up a green force field around their team, but the bomb still goes off and in a flash Merriadoc Brandybuck, Balin, Hobbit #1, their ponies, Murbella, Spider-Ham, Dr. Ub’x, Peppermint Patti, Marci, Sayid Jarrah, Metroids #19-20, Bebop, Rocksteady, NS-5’s #39-40 and Sonny Chiba are all vaporized by the blast. The rest of George Washington’s Slaves were close enough to the Brotherhood that they were saved beneath the green force field. Asajj Ventress then leads her six Dark Side Acolytes against Yoda, Ki Adi Mundi and their seven Jedi masters. Lightsabers ignite and swing wildly in the air. Asajj kills Jedi Masters #3 and 4 as she maneuvers towards Yoda. Ki Adi Mundi takes down Dark Side Acolytes #1, 3, and 5 as the Jedi Masters finish off the other three. Yoda calmly and patiently waits as Asajj Ventress rushes right at home. And then in a “blink-and-you’ll-miss-it” moment, Yoda leaps off of his Kybuck, draws his lightsaber, cuts off Asajj’s head and re-holsters his lightsaber as he land back on his steed, all in one fluid motion. Bill Rizer and Lance Bean are both handing onto the back of the Fully Equipped Hummer, with the Gears of War guys all riding inside. They haul ass through the grassland and are firing their Spray Guns, killing Samurai #20, Salacious B. Crumb, the two Bene Gesserit Reverend Mothers and both Honor Matres. Marcus Fenix and Augustus Cole both jump out of the Hummer and run off with the Contra Guys. Damon Baird and Dominic Santiago drive off in the Hummer. Liu Kang, Ken, Ryu, Squirtle and Ryachu quickly surround the Contra/Gears of War foursome. Ken and Ryu yell “Haadoooken!” and blast the Contra boys with their fireballs. Marcus and Augustus are then knocked back by Squirtle’s water blast. Ryachu fires a bolt of electricity at them, but he only fries Augustus Cole. Marcus rolls out of the way and shoots the two Pokemon with his Lancer Assault Rifle. As he tries to get back up on his feet, he is hit by a bicycle kick from Liu Kang. Marcus lunges at Ken and rips him up with his chainsaw bayonet, but Ryu and Liu avenge his death by frying Marcus to the bone with several fireballs. Tony Almeda, Michelle, Dessler, G.W. Bridge, and Kermit the Frog in a Fully Equipped Hummer of their own are now chasing Damon and Dominic. Damon makes a split second decision and jams on the break as he jerks the steering wheel. Their Hummer spins around, which allows Dominic to pop out of the roof hatch and fires a grenade from his Boomshot directly into the windshield towards Goro and attacks the 4-armed beast. Though the Monster had great strength, he definitely bit off more than he could chew, as Goro simply rips Frankenstein’s arms off of him and brats him to death with them. Toad, in his Go-Kart, zips past the wreckage that was once a Hummer and scoops up a grenade that used to belong to G. W. Bridge. He then drives his Go-Kart unnoticed up next to the Slaves’ Hummer and tosses the grenade into the open window as he hurries away. “Aww shi…” says Damon as he sees the grenade falling into his lap moments before exploding. Ever heard a Mushroom Person laughing to himself in a Go-Kart as he drives away from an explosion? It’s kinda creepy. Bub and Bob then come stomping in and are actually a lot bigger than you’d think. They encase Crash Bandicoot and Fidel Castro in the big bubbles and jump on them, crushing them to death. King Kong then leaps onto Gamera’s back and after some serious pulling, the mighty gorilla yanks Gamera’s shell clean off. Kong then throws it at Megalon, but he is able to block it. Megalon retaliates and knocks King Kong to the ground. Megalon is about to drive his drill arms into Kong’s chest, but is blasted in the back by Beowulf in his massive Cymek tank form. Usagi Yojimbo squares off against Patroclus in a great sword fight. But in the end, Patroclus just isn’t Achilles (no matter how much he thinks he is) and Usagi slices his neck with this kitana blade. X-23 then races through the battlefield, leaving a bloody path in her wake. She eviscerates Huckleberry Hound who was driving by on a Go-Kart. Taki tries to attack her, but she leaps into the air and dropkicks him in the chest with her foot blade. X-23 the continues her destruction by carving Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, and Darkman Plagueis against Galadriel, Radagast the Brown, and Tom Bombadil. Dark Plagueis is the first to attack; he shoots Sith lightening right at Radagast the Brown, frying him. Then the combined magic of Saurman and Dormammu is too much for the Lady of the Light to withstand and she perishes in a matter of moments. Now Tom Bombadil who has been humming a song to himself this entire time is now outnumbered four to one. He conjures some mysterious force that takes out both Dormammu and Darth Plagueis by surprise and he kills them both. Saurman, arrogant as ever, attack Tom without waiting for his master. This proves to be foolish, as Tom yet again uses an unknown power to obliterate he White Wizard. Now, Sauron and Tom Bombadil face off in a war of Evil and Good. High above the battlefield, Corbin Dallas rides along side Santa Claus as they fly through the air in Santa’s sleigh. “Ahh, there he is,” Santa says to himself. “There is who?” asks Corbin. “Air Zonk. He’s been a very naughty boy, and it looks like he has some friends,” replies Santa. “Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s get home,” says Corbin. “Not so fast, my friend. I’ve got this one well under control,” Santa says to the eager Corbin Dallas. They swoop up behind Air Zonk, Power Dump, and Astra. “Alright Rudolph. Let ‘em have it!” shouts Chris Cringle. Rudolph’s red nose starts glowing and then a bright red laser beam shoots out of it and blasts the three Brotherhood members out of the sky. “Holy s#*! Santa! I didn’t know Rudolph could do that,” exclaims Corbin. “Well, my dear boy, why else do you think it glows?” says Santa. Back on the ground, Smart Grimlock slices through Fizzle with his energy-sword and then transforms into his t-Rex mode, so he can eat Sonny. King Kong then jumps in and rocks Grimlock with a double fisted uppercut. He then grabs a hold of the Dinobot’s jar and tries to pull them apart. But Grimlock is vastly stronger than an actual T-Rex and he snaps his jaw shut, biting King Kong fingers off. He then transforms back into his robot form and snaps Kong’s neck. Tony the Tiger lets loose, his animal instincts take over and mauls Aurra Sing, Smurf #2, and Dozer #8 to death. “They’re deeead!” growls Tony. Frank Martin is tearing ass through the battlefield in his F-40 Ferrari. Jason Bourne has decided to ride shotgun. The Transporter weaves through all the bodies and destruction with amazing ease. Jason leans out of the window and shoots Tybalt in the head. Robert Muldoon takes aim on his 4-wheeler and manages to shoot out one of the back tires of the Ferrari. But being the superb driver that he is, Frank is also able to put the car to good use. He steers it into the side of the Land Speeder that was carrying Rats Tyrell and Carlos Chiappe. Luckily, both Jason Bourne and Frank Martin are able to jump out in the nick of time. They do however find themselves cornered by Duncan Idaho, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Stilgar and five Freman. Completely unfazed by this, Jason and Frank leap into action and manage to kill Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, Freman #53, 55, and 56 before they are stabbed to death by Crysknifes. The combo of Goro and Kitana are terrorizing the Slaves. They have already killed Jedi Master #5, brutally smashing Bender and have turned Stinkor into the world’s turned Stinkor into the world’s worst smelling wishbone. Simon Phoenix races towards Robert Muldoon on his 4-Wheeler, but the big game hunter is prepared and swings his 4-Wheeler around just in time to put a slug square in Simon’s chest. But right after he shoots Simon Phoenix, Muldoon is hit with a spear in the back and he is yanked off his 4-Wheeler. “Get over here!” yells Scorpion as he pulls Muldoon’s near lifeless body towards him. Scorpion then pulls his mask off and incinerates Muldoon to the sound of this Watcher saying “Flawless Victory.” New best buds, Superboy and Wonder Man, fly through the air and attack Super Solider. The two of them are too powerful for him to with stand and he falls to the ionic energy and heat vision duo. Connor and Simon then target the more serious threat of Neo and Martian Manhunter. Neo flies hard right at Wonder Man, not wasting any time, and hits him with a right cross that actually explodes his head. Alexander the Great orders Rogue to fly up and help Superboy with this mess. J’onn and Connor trade blows back and forth as Rogue flies in hard and fast. J’onn telepathically sense this turn as intangible just as Rogue gets close to him. This causes Rogue to pass right through him and crash into Superboy, sending them both flying backwards. Quasar then flies in as well to help out. Rogue grabs a hold of Neo and starts to drain his power, as Quasar blasts him with quantum energy. The Chosen One cannot withstand this attack and literally explodes, taking Rogue with him. Martian Manhunter gains the upper hand on Superboy and is able to take control of his mind. He had Connor attack Quasar. And while the two teammates are attacking each other, he takes the opportunity to kill them both by phasing his hands into his heads disrupting their brain and causing simultaneous aneurysm. Back down on the battlefield, Colossus crushed Toad with his mighty hands and then attacks Kinatro. The four-armed monster grabs him in a bear hug, but Trinity saves the Russian by pumping Kintaro’s back full of lead. She is then spin-kicked square in the jaw by X-23. The two females square off in a heated black vinyl fight that would make a great many fan boys drool. X-23 slices Trinity’s guns apart and then sticks her claws right up under her chest. Yoda then leads Agent Kolar, Ben Skywalker, Cade Skywalker, Ki Adi Mundi, Shaak Ti, Sifo-Dias who is driving a land speeder, and the four remaining Jedi Masters on a lightsaber driven onslaught. Count Dooku takes his apprentice, Darth Yardigan, as well as the Green Lanterns, Allia Atreides, Kylun, Black Knight, and Pythona to meet this oncoming attack. Kylun and Black Knight are not match for the Jedi and they both fall quickly. Darth Yardigan once again proves his worth by slaying Sifo-Dias and Jedi Master #2. Allia tries her best against Shaak-Ti, but in the end, the Jedi is too much for her to overcome. They Skywalkers team up to take on the six Green Lanterns. Cade immediately slices Larvox in two. Amantia has her mushroom head lopped off by Ben Skywalker, which is sure to upset Toad, who has formed a major crush on her lately. Count Dooku takes on both Ki Adi Mundi and Agent Kolar and dispatches them with ease. Yoda then rides in on his Kybuck. Darth Yardigan throws his lightsaber into the neck of the Kybuck, which sends Yoda flying through the air. But being the master that he is, Yoda uses this to his advantage and flies right at Darth Yardigan, decapitating him with his lightsaber. Jedi Masters #6 and 7 overpower Green Lantern #3 and kill him. Shaak Ti then attacks Katma Tui. The Green Lantern uses her ring to form a lightsaber-type construct of her own and deals with the Jedi Master. Shaak Ti moves gracefully and quickly, out maneuvering Katma Tui and drives her lightsaber deep into her stomach. The Skywalker boys move against Salaak and Ch’p. They quickly cut down Ch’p, but Salaak proves to be a little more difficult to defeat. Salaak uses his vast experience to outsmart Ben Skywalker and kills him with a powerful green energy blast. Cade Skywalker then lashes out at overwhelms Salaak with his sheer ferocity. Dooku now stares down his old mentor, Yoda. He tries to use the Force by throwing several dead bodies at Yoda, but the Jedi Master Force pushes them away. Yoda then leaps quickly at Count Dooku, lightsaber drawn, and put Dooku on the defense. The Jedi Master bounces around fast and furiously, which Dooku is having a hard time defending. Jedi Masters #1, 6 and 7 just stand their, watching their master intently. This however proves to be fatal as Pythona sneaks up behind Jedi Master #1 and slices his neck open with her nails. When Jedi Masters #6 and 7 spin around, they see that she is no longer alone. Haldir and Blue Devil have joined her and then both stab them in the chest before they can respond. Dooku then fires his Sith lightning at Yoda, but he leaps out of the way, which causes the lightning to hit Pythona, Haldir, and Blue Devil, killing all three of them. Yoda, then flips up in the air and takes Count Dooku’s head clean off. Optimus Prime then drives down the battlefield and leaps into the air as he transforms. He targets Thundercracker and blasts him out of the sky. He then crushes the six Ancient Ginaz Swordsmen and Ginaz Swordsmen beneath his feet. Bub and Bob try and encase Optimus within their bubbles, but he his simply too big. Optimus then blasts both dragons away with his rifle. Smart Grimlock then attacks him. The two Autobots fight tooth and nail, or rather nut and bolt. Then without warning both of them are ripped completely apart, by Magneto, who completely disregarded his own teammates well being. He then crushes Roller with his mutant ability. Magneto is not finished with his onslaught. He picks T-1000 and turns him into a flying spike of liquid metal, which he fires right into Beowulf several times, destroying the Cymek and the Terminator. Link races in and fires several arrows directly into Rocky Balboa’s chest. He then finds himself on the wrong side of William Wallace’s massive Claymore sword. Alexander the Great rides Bucephalus into battle and sets his sights on General Washington. The American legend readies himself and draws his sword. As Alexander charges towards him, Washington is able to side step the attack and kill Bucephalus. Alexander is thrown from his horse and in actually gruesome move; he pulls out his axe and drives in right into the back of the head of the former ruler of the world. Alexander’s death is Omega Supreme’s signal to finally get into this battle. He makes an amazing impact. He fires his arm-mounted cannon and vaporizes Arisia, Connor MacLeod, Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, Tony the Tiger, and Duncan Idaho Ghola #7 with a single blast. He then crashes his massive claw hand down and crushes Windcharger, Hound and Jimmy Neutron. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas fly in and try their best to injure the massive Transformer. Omega however, swats them out of the sky like a fly, killing Santa and Corbin as well as all of the Reindeer. Mad Eye Moody then kills Speedy and Thufir Hawat with a blast of magic. His then has his artificial right leg blown off by Blue Wizard #2 blast of magic. Mad Eye fires a bolt of magic and disintegrates Blue Wizard #2. Nightwing back flips in and finishes Mad Eye off with a quarterstaff to the trachea. He then, along with Psylocke and X-23 engage Dare the Terminator and Mr. And Mrs. Smith. The married assassins riddle X-23 with bullets. Pyslocke and Nightwing have been sparring in the locker room together quite a bit as of late and have become very in tuned with each other’s fighting abilities. This does not bode well for Dare the Terminator, nor does Pyslocke’s telepathy. This allows them an edge over the assassin, which also gives Psylocke the opportunity to strike Dare down with her telekinetic kitana blade. Mr. And Mrs. Smith go to confirm the kill on X-23, but her healing factor has already kicked in and she leaps up and guts Mrs. Smith, mere moments before decapitating Mr. Smith. William Wallace then hacks Lolo in two. Usagi Yojimbo, who is much too fast for the Scot, then attacks him. He may be known to “shoot lightning out of his arse,” but Usagi doesn’t give Wallace the opportunity. He does an impressive spin move and slices the back of Wallace’s knees before finally delivering the killing blow. Scorpion then snags Toad, who is zipping around still in his Go-Kart and quickly kills him. Colossus squashes Mangy Mouse with a mighty clap of his organic steel hands. Death Bringer then attacks Ajax Major. The evil being overpowers Ajax, but only for a moment, which is really only due to being taken by surprise. Ajax regains control and then smashes Death Bringer’s head in with a large boulder. Yoda knows that his team’s backs are against the wall and he orders them to keep pushing. He leads by example by going off and striking down Salaak, Widget, Duncan Idaho, and Wasp all in a matter of seconds. Sauron and Tom Bombadil have been battling this entire time, with neither gaining much advantage. Loki finally appears and tips the scales in Sauron’s favor, as they together are able to slay Tom Bombadil. Loki then just as quickly disappears, but only to reappear right behind Nightwing and Psylocke. The God of Mischief blast the two with a might bolt of magic, that destroys both combatants. Cassandra Nova and Martian Manhunter both uses their telepathy to overwhelm several members of the Brotherhood and they begin attacking each other. Stilgar single handedly kills Fremen #52 and 54. Beppo the Super Monkey then kills Durge and Mighty Mousette. Magneto, whose helmet blocks him from any telepathic attack, picks the bodies of Windcharger and Hound up and flings them at Cassandra Nova, crushing her. Martian Manhunter phases just in time, but this causes him to loose focus and his telepathic control is relinquished. J’onn flies right at Magneto and levels him with a mighty blow. He then quickly flies in and finishes the job, killing the Master of Magnetism. Mighty Mouse, completely distraught from the loss of Mighty Mousette, goes on a rampage. He flies right through the chest of General Washington and rips the internal wiring right out of Inspector Gadget. Sauron finally quells this super mouse’s heartache by blasting him into oblivion with some dark magic. Scorpion teleports behind Stilgar and snaps his neck. He then is attacked by Liu Kang and Ryu, and in a surprise move, kills Liu Kang exceptionally quick. Ryu and Scorpion then showdown in what would, no doubt, be called the coolest video game character fight ever. Scorpion actually begins to gain the upper hand, but Chun Li leaps in and saves the day. The combined attack of Ryu’s Tornado Whirlwind Kicks and Chun Li’s Phoenix’s Fan Petals are too much for Scorpion to overcome and for the first time Ryu hears the words “Finish Him!” He then concentrates all of his power into a super powered fireball, which rips Scorpion’s body in two. Colossus then charges Goro and tackles him to the ground. He furiously slams his fists into the four-armed behemoth and finally cracks Goro’s sternum, and then kills him. Yoda gathers Colossus, Mr. Miracle, Ajax Major, Sauron, Loki, Martian Manhunter, and Shaak Ti as Ryu gathers Usagi Yojimbo, X-23, Beppo, and Chun Li with Omega Supreme towering over all of them. Yoda knows that if they are to stand a chance, they must take out Omega Supreme. The strange and somewhat uncomfortable pairing of Martian Manhunter and Loki race in to take on this huge responsibility. Mr. Miracle, Colossus, and Shaak Ti charge in to take on the rest of the Brotherhood. Shaak Ti is spin kicked in the mouth by the feisty Chun Li. She tries it again, but this time has her leg chopped off by Shaak Ti’s lightsaber. Mr. Miracle tries to fight Usagi, but X-23 lends a hand to the samurai rabbit and the pair of them eviscerates Mr. Miracle. Sauron focuses on Beppo and blasts the super monkey away with some evil magic. Ryu then attacks Colossus, who is very resistant to Ryu’s fireballs. Colossus catches Ryu’s leg when he tries one of his Tornado Whirlwind Kicks and the might Russian mutant slams Ryu’s body into the ground, breaking his neck. Omega Supreme is still attacking and blasts Colossus with enough firepower that reduces him to molten slag. Loki and Martian Manhunter finally fly up to Omega Supreme’s head, where they see Nosyarg kicd, or Larry for short. Loki and Larry face off in a battle for mischief supremacy. J’onn continues with his mission and phases into Omega’s head. Loki and Larry hit each other with enough magic that it actually reacts strangely and causes both of them to burst into confetti. Martian Manhunter turns tangible and disrupts Omega Supreme’s circuitry, but unfortunately for him this is a suicide mission as both Omega Supreme and Martian Manhunter perish in the act. Usagi Yojimbo and X-23 now face the team of Yoda, Ajax Major, Sauron, and Shaak Ti. They fight valiantly until the very end, even taking out Ajax and Shaak Ti, before Yoda and Sauron finally dispatch the final two Brotherhood members.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!