The Abomitrons Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad

The Abomitrons are Hancock, Joe Levine, & Ratta the Hutt.

The Annihilation Squad is Mary Embery & Lurch.


Abomitron Head Coach Alfred Pennyworth & Assistant Coaches Steve Yzerman were a little disappointed with the show that #1 draft pick Hancock and team veteran Joe Levine put on after they had to much to drink at the end of the year party, so as a punishment they have been assigned with the task of baby-sitting Ratta the Hutt over Memorial Day weekend. After they packed up Ratta’s diaper bag with small toads and a baby bottle full of slime they decided that the best place to take this child was naturally the bar. The 3 of them grab 3 seats at the bar at George Murphy’s on 7 Mile and begin to drown their sorrows. Joe lights up a Marlboro Medium 72 or whatever weird junk they had on special at the smoke shop and orders an ice cold Miller Light Boomba (beer of the month). Hancock digs the size of the glass that the beer comes in, but he orders his boomba with Jack Daniels in it (it’s nice to be on a team with Bruce Wayne & Tony Stark, where everybody gets an expense account and little things like this can go unnoticed). The 2 Abomitrons “yuck it up” in the bar while Ratta sleeps in the chair next to them (actually Ratta is wide awake they are just ignoring him). The 2 Abomitrons then order another round right before Joe turns to Hancock and says “Dude, is it just me or is this the greatest bar team ever assembled? I mean with your powers and ability to consume mass quantities of liquor we’re basically unstoppable in this setting”. Hancock replies with: “yeah, we are pretty awesome, I think…..”. Hancock’s thought is then interrupted by Joe who says “Holy crap! Look at the fun bags on this chick”! He says this of course as Mary Embery walks into the bar. Hancock turns to look over at the woman who has Joe so excited and says “Oh crap! Dude I think my incredible level of awesomeness that you were just talking about is about to die down”. A confused Joe says “Don’t tell me that that chick is making you the second most powerful dude in this room”? “Actually” Hancock replies “with that chick walking into this room, I am now the second most powerful person sitting at this bar”. Hancock is of course referring to the fact that once he and his counterpart Mary Embery are within close proximity of one another that there powers of super-human strength, durability, and flight are all erased and that they are no better than average humans. Mary Embery has an even better understanding of what happens when she and Hancock are close to each other due to the fact that she has no loss of memory of their long tenure together and that she hasn’t consumed 44 ounces of Jack. Mary Embery tells Lurch to attack Hancock which he does. The lumbering member of the Adams Family rushes at Hancock knocking both Joe and Ratta out of their chairs. Lurch grabs a hold of Hancock and begins strangling him. The bigger Lurch has no problem choking the life out of the power depleted Hancock even with Joe struggling to get up and pull Lurch off of his teammate. Hancock dies which bums out Joe a lot, but what really gets him mad is when he goes to pick up Ratta off the floor and realizes that the poor little Hutt is dead after landing on his head from the fall. Joe may not have outwardly shown a ton of affection for “Stinky” but he had grown pretty attached to the little guy and definitely didn’t want him to get hurt. Joe grabs his almost empty boomba and jumps off his bar stool to crack Lurch in the head with it (how else would Joe reach Lurch’s head). The enraged Joe uses the cracked beer mug to finish Lurch off and then says: “what a waste of 3 ounces of beer to Lurch’s dead body. Joe then turns to see where Mary Embery ran off to but right as he turns his head he is hit head on by 7 Iron that Mary Embery took out of one of the other patrons’ golf bags. Joe falls to the ground where Mary Embery beats the life out of him.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!