Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Syracuse Valley

Alice’s Wonder Team is Vampire #2 (Augustus Lamva), Vampire #3 (Bob), & Goblin #2 (Hoog).

The Syracuse Valley is Jedi Guardian #3 (Sen Ages), Jedi Padawan #37 (Tim Cheveldae (no relation to the all-star goalie)), Fire Bros #3 (Hotsie), Hammer Bros. #2 (Dead On), & Boomerang Bros. #1 (Aussie).

The Syracuse Valley have all grabbed seats at the bar at Livonia’s Leather bottle on Farmington Road. Denise brings them all some happy hour Bud Lights (except Boomerang Bros. #1, he only drinks Fosters), and then gives them a bubble so there next one can still be at the discounted price (what a gal). The Syracuse Valley have been thru a lot this season, and although they have actually made a little bit more out of this year then some expected (especially with their surprise win over N.L. champs Le’ Napoleon Brigade) they still have put a record amount of combatants into the Graveyard. Head Coach Mcgruff the Crime Dog has truly appreciated the contribution these 5 members have made to the team and their positive attitude which he believes has kept the team together thru the rough times. For a reward he has given the team credit card to Master Jedi Sen Ages and the boys so they could go have a good time. I believe his exact words were “Go take a bite out of fun”. Hotsie turns to his Bros and says “you know, I haven’t even gotten over the loss of Fire Bros. #1 yet; and now that Fire Bros. #2 is gone as well, I just don’t know what to do with myself”. Sen Ages says “It’s rough isn’t it. I admit it, I even miss Darth Maul a little bit. I know we were on different sides of the force but he was a heck of a fighter. “Not to mention that Darth Rave just hasn’t been the same since he saw his master killed” Dead On the Hammer Bros. adds. Aussie the Boomerang Bros. then says “You sure are right about that mates. But do you know what blokes I think I miss the most are Soundwave and all his crazy tapes. I know that Ravage and Ratbat were always ripping up the furniture and all, but the practical jokes that Rumble and Frenzy used to play on the team; the stuff those 2 blokes did just never got old to me, it was brilliant”. Tim Cheveldae (again no relation) adds “yeah Aussie, Master Sen and I were just saying the other day that the other 4 tapes just seem lost without Soundwave there to keep them warm and energized at night in his chest cavity/tape deck”. As the Valley orders their next round Denise gives them one more bubble each (even though it is technically 2 minutes past the happy hour deadline; now that is service you just can’t get anywhere else). While Sen, Tim, Hotsie, Dead On, & Aussie all start on their next beers 3 hooded figures enter the bar. As the squad’s unofficial leader Augustus Lamvas approaches the bar Denise puts down a napkin and says: “What are you drinkin honey”. Augustus pulls off his hood and smiles at her revealing his sharpened teeth and replies with the word “Blood” as he takes his nails and rips open the jugular vein of Dead On to kill him. At this opening move Bob and Hoog jump into action while Sen Ages and his squad pop out of their stools ready for a fight. Bob Lunges thru the fire attacks of Hotsie and bites his neck saying “MMM Spicy” on his way to attack Aussie. Aussie launches his Boomerang at Bob but the quick reflexed Vampire ducks under it and continues moving towards him. Bob is in mid jump toward Aussie when his boomerang returns and cuts off the vampire’s head before Aussie catches it. “No worries, tis Nothin to lose your head over mate”. Aussie says with a cheery chuckle to Bob’s both dead and undead body. Hoog the Goblin pulls out his short sword/knife combo and attacks Sen Ages. Hoog may be a fierce fighter, but Sen is to quick for the goblin. He dodges Hoog’s initial attack and then ignites his lightsaber and stabs him thru the heart. Despite Denise’s warnings from behind the bar Augustus jumps up behind Aussie before he can get his Boomerang off and rips into the Boomerang Bros. The quick moving Augustus then leaps toward Sen Ages. Sen goes in for the kill but Augustus moves out of the way. The lightsaber swing removes 3 of the vampire’s fingers but it does not seem to slow him down in the least. Augustus grabs the Jedi’s wrist and begins squeezing, causing him to lose his grip on the weapon. Augustus then bites the neck of the disarmed Jedi Guardian to kill him. “NOOOOOO” Tim screams as he sees the death of his master. Tim lunges at Augustus but the vampire dodges his attack. The 2 opponents square off against one another. Augustus lets his rage and bloodlust take over while Tim attempts to use the force to calm his nerves just like his master Sen Ages has taught him. Tim stands back patiently waiting for Augustus Lamva’s attack and when he does Tim waits until the last second to move out of the way and kill Augustus with a head removing swing of his lightsaber.
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!