Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

I have been appointed by my brethren Joshatu and Ryatu to watch the following Year 2, Week 10 Match: Xavier's Annihilation Squad vs. Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve.

I look into the locker room of The Annihilation Squad and find Imotep, The Scorpion King, Sandman, Darth Voltress, Darth Ocron and Kevin (from Sin City).

Scorpion King: This match is ours!!! We ARE the desert team of the FFL!

A mute Kevin sits in the corner and smiles to himself.

I look into the locker room of Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve and see Anakin Skywalker, Fremen #1-6, (movie) Scorponok and Shao Kahn.

Skywalker: Remember, the Squad has an excellent desert team. Be ready for anything!

Fremen #2: If we can survive in the Dunes of Arrakis, we can fight in sands of the Jundlands!

I transport the teams to the battlefield. . .

As the match begins, Imotep brings forth a storm from the Jundland Waste’s sands. Imotep’s sandstorm engulfs the Kennelz team. The Kennelz are temporarily taken off guard, but not for long. Anakin Skywalker uses the Force to shield himself from the elements. Fremen #1-6 are used to the storms of Arrakis and manage to fight their way through the blinding fury of Imotep. Scorponok uses its sensors to glide through the storm. Shao Kahn himself manages to wade through the sands. The Kennelz notice that although they are squarely in the Squad’s territory, the Squad itself is not there.

Scorponok attempts to locate the squad. The Transformer is too late to warn Shao Kahn as two arrows soar through the sky and hit Shao Kahn. The Kombat Emperor screams. He notices that the Scorpion King is notching another arrow in his bow. Before Kahn is able to focus his magic on the Scorpion King, Sandman bursts from the ground and twists around Kahn. The sand around the combatants begins to swallow Sandman and Kahn. Kevin sees that Kahn is having “issues” with Sandman’s abilities and rushes at Kahn. Kevin, a knife in each hand, repeatedly stabs Kahn. The combination of Kevin’s stabbing and drowning in Sandman’s sand is too much for the warrior. Kahn eventually succumbs to his fate and dies. A mute Kevin smiles at the death of Kahn. His scary happiness does not last long as he is surrounded by Fremen #1-6. Although Kevin manages to kill Fremen #2 and 4, he is killed by the remaining Fremen.

Darth Ocron and Darth Voltress come upon the scene with ignited lightsabers. It does not take long for the Sith Lords to destroy remaining Fremen #1, 3, 5-6. After the Fremen carnage is finished they are confronted by Anakin Skywalker. The Sith utilize their strengths against the young Jedi. Skywalker is wounded in his right shoulder and left leg. Nonetheless, although wounded, Skywalker’s mid-chloridian count is much more substantial than the other two, and utilizes his Force ability, destroys the lesser Sith - Ocron. Voltress escapes in a cloud of sand.

In a weakened condition, Skywalker is met by Imotep, Sandman and the Scorpion King. Skywalker kills the Scorpion King, but eventually suffocates due to the sand being forced down his throat by both Sandman and Imotep.

Scorponok faces Imotep, Sandman and Darth Voltress. Voltress lunges on Scorponok and begins to use her lightsaber against the various parts of the Transformer. Voltress manages to damage Scorponok. Scorponok fires upon Sandman. The lasers rip through Sandman, who reformulates his body into a solid block of sand. Using both arms, Sandman’s “sandblocks” pound on Scorponok. The Transformer takes on additional damage. Before Imotep can utilize his powers Scorponok destroys the Mummy warrior. Scorponok takes damage repeatedly by the Sith and Spidey villain. At the end of the match Scorponok is destroyed beyond recognition and Voltress is lying in the sand with a hole through the Sith’s torso.

Squad: Sandman alive.

Kennelz: All dead.

THE ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!!!!