Points: 500
Setting: Coruscant
Prize: A Red Lightsaber
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Right Wing (Josh)
-TEAM Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad (Mike)
-Built (Bill) Ford Tough Vs. Better Than All of You (Bryan)
-Logical Genocide Vs. The Syracuse Valley (Josh)
-Team S.P. Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Bryan)
-Alice's Wonder Team Vs. The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets (Ryan)
-The Abomitrons Vs. Hayley's Comets (Josh)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans: Beeyatches Vs. P.M.S. (Josh)
-Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. The Transfoamers (Ryan)
-The Untouchables Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Ryan)
-Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve Vs. Le' Napoleon Brigade (Nick)
-Oblivio Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Bryan)
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Logical Genocide would like to announce that due to circumstances beyond our control, fan favorite player "Cannon Fodder" Smurf is unable to participate in this week's upcoming battle. He hopes to be back for following match in space against TEAM, where he will more than likely be horrifically slaughtered.
When asked for comment "Cannon Fodder" Smurf, or C.F.S for short, burst into to tears and thanked one "Jesus Smurf" for finally hearing his "Smurfin' prayers".
Our first press release of the year. I love it!!!
Logical Genocide is committed to first building a solid fanbase here in the FFL. We value comments and praise just as much, if not slightly more, than winning the matches. We strive to stand out as more than just another expansion team. The battle for your attention is just as important as the death battles our players face in the weeks to come.
That's why I myself, Chris Seeney aka Johhny_Logic aka Johhny_Awesome aka Baron Kristoph Von Asswhipper will be stepping into battle against the Syracuse Valley in my newly acquired LexSoar 7.
Is this a foolish move? Perhaps. Does it get your attention? If so, than mission accomplished. Logical Genocide may be 0-2 in the rankings, but hopefully we're 1-1 in your hearts.
Thank you, and best of luck to my opponents. You're gonna need it.
I did not write in the initial post, that this is a retreat week.
The press release is hilarious by the way. Glad to have you in the league Chris.
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