Xavier's Annihilation Squad Vs. The Right Wing

Xavier’s Annihilation Squad is Mary Embery, Kevin, Lurch, Ewok #5, & Treasure Troll #5.
The Right Wing is Silver Surfer, Martin Blank, Slimer, & Ewok Baby #3 & 4.
　
After waiting outside for almost 45 minutes with a bunch of fresh Bayside graduates (and a few cool kids with fake I.D.‘s) both teams finally make their may into the Attic, the coolest nightclub hangout around. While all of the “kids” are hanging out at the Maxx, these cool Californians will be dancing the night away to some fresh beats. Once inside the 2 teams separate and then start moving toward the center of the club where they will begin some close quarters combat. Kevin jumps at the chance to slaughter some babies, no matter what species they are and begins ripping apart the 2 cute little ewok babies (it was sickening folks). Slimer flies by from behind the bar and literally scares Treasure Troll #5 to death. But Lurch picks up a bottle of Hot Damn and chugs the entire thing. He then blows fire out of his mouth at Slimer and fries the little green ghost into oblivion. Martin Blank briefly thinks to himself that that is one of the craziest ways he has ever seen someone killed even since he joined the FFL, but it doesn’t stop him from killing Lurch the old fashioned way by pumping him full of about 8 bullets from his twin Glocks. He then turns and puts one lone bullet right between the eyes of Ewok #5. Mary Embery gets shot by one of Martin Blank’s bullets as well but it just makes her smile on her way over to him. The bullet deflects off of Mary Embery’s chest and kills a random steroid laden twenty-something surfer dude while Mary punches a hole thru martin’s face. Silver Surfer is having trouble navigating his surfboard in the crowded club but it doesn’t stop him from using the power cosmic to fry Kevin. Mary and Silver Surfer square off against each other, and Mary Embery almost instantly tackles the surfer off his board. The 2 of them start trading punches with each other that could knock buildings down, but neither of them let up. Silver Surfer, though just as strong or stronger than Mary Embery, simply doesn’t quite have the brawling ability of his female opponent. Mary Embery leans back and with all of her might hits Silver Surfer so hard with a double fisted punch that it breaks his neck.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!