Better Than All of You Vs. The Right Wing

Better Than all of You is The Mega Powers: The Macho Man Randy Savage (Honorary Team Captain) (w/ a red lightsaber) and Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor and blue lightsaber), Orco, Man-E-Faces, Skeletor, Gandalf the White, Reptile, Smoke, (original) Kung Lao, Symbiote Suit Spider-Man (w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring), Iron Spider-man, Wolfsbane, Anti-Venom, Quasar, Rogue, Nick Fury in a Mig, Batman (Dick Grayson) (w/ a green lantern ring) and R-4 Unit #1 in a Jedi V-Wing, Robin (Damien Wayne) (w/ a purple lightsaber) and R-3 Unit #1 in a Naboo Starfighter, The Flash (Wally West), Gwar: Oderus Urungus (w/ a red lightsaber) and Beefcake the Mighty (w/ a blue lightsaber), Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, Topo, N.S.-5 #7-12 in an Imperial Shuttle, Terminator #1 and R-2 Unit #2 in a Naboo Starfighter, Predator #9 and 10, Red Wing and Jedi Councilman #1 in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Zombie Parasite, Jedi Guardian #1 and Astro-Droid #17 in a Jedi Starfighter, Jedi Guardian #2 and Astro-Droid #18 in a Jedi Starfighter, Zombie Jedi Master #1 in a Z-95 Headhunter, Yogurt in Anakin's Pod, Head Coach Cobra Commander, Assistant Coach Red Skull, Army Soldier #2-6, Cobra Viper #2, Orc #1 and 2, and Battle Droid #7 on an Aircraft Carrier, Deathlok, The Hart Foundation: Brett "The Hitman" Hart and Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, and Super Sonic.

The Right Wing is Superwoman, Red She-Hulk, The Cosmic Hulk Robot, Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), Skaar: Son of Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Korg, Doc Samson, Zeus, Flash (Barry Allen) (w/ a blue lantern ring), John Stewart, Blackfire, Quinlon Vos, Athena (w/ an Indigo lantern ring), Batwoman and Miss Martian in a Ferrari 328, Red Tornado, Nick Houslander (w/ a blue lightsaber and a Devil Lance) w/ Bear (w/ a green lightsaber and a Demon Rod) and Magwai #3 and 4 in The Millennium Chowder, Lyra: The She-Hulk (w/ a green lightsaber), Zombie Grey Hulk, Black Lantern Six-Shot and Goliath in a Cybertronian Spaceship, Mr. Freeze, Poseidon, The Incredible Hulk (w/ a red lantern ring) w/ The Pantheon: Agamemnon, Achilles, Ajax, Andromeda, Atalanta, Cassiopeia, Delphi, Hector, Jason, Paris, Prometheus, Ulysses I, and Ulysses II, Victoria (w/ a red lightsaber), The Vultari: Aro, Caius, and Marcus, The Quileute Tribe: Sam, Paul, Jared, and Quill, Kit Fisto, Bulkhead, Bib and Beb, Opee Sea Killer #1, and Bill O'Reilly (w/ a Sith lavarouk) w/ Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 in an AT-ST.


For the second straight year, Better Than All of You and The Right Wing meet in round two of the Play-offs. And just like last year Better Than All of You is fresh off an upset of the number one seed in The National League. Last year, the fourth seeded Right Wing lost as well. So at this point, one must ask the question of whether or not Better Than All of You is really still the underdog. Both of these teams have put everything on the line and both are ready to do anything to advance to the next round. Both of these teams have every setting of The Play-off Planet covered, but only The Right Wing actually begins the match with a small contingency of soldiers led by The Silver Surfer residing outside the planet’s atmosphere. The Betters have plenty of space-worthy vessels on their squad, but it is decided by Nick Fury and The Batmans that they would be better off if they could lure the space-dwellers in and fight them in breathable air. The N.S.-5 driven Imperial Shuttle and The Red Wing driven Cybertronian Ship break out of the planet’s atmosphere and make an appearance in space, but it is brief, and just a diversion. The two larger ships after only being in space for a few minutes both fly back in to the atmosphere, while the Dick Grayson led stunt fighters come out of nowhere and begin a strafing run on the small space sub-group of The Right Wing. Batman (Grayson) in his Jedi V-Wing leads the two Jedi Guardians in their Jedi Starfighters, while Batman (Valley) leads Robin and The Terminator all in their Naboo Starfighters. The Zombie Jedi (#1) in his Z-95 lags behind a little bit, but is still surprisingly able to keep up and manages to pilot the vessel. He is for the most part a mindless zombie, but even in death he is still very strong with the force and it is that force power that guides his muscles to control the ship. Grayson orders all of his pilots to focus their firepower on The Cosmic Hulk Robot, which is what they do. The robot is powerful, but once he is hit with lasers and missiles from all seven of the ships he completely explodes. This catches The Right Wingers off guard and they begin to retaliate, but Grayson and his Betters squad are already on their way back in to the atmosphere. This causes Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, Blackfire, and The Right Wing’s own Cybertronian Ship to follow them in to the Play-off Planet, just as The Betters had planned. Non-space-worthy fliers from both teams now join the battle in the air as a massive aerial battle begins high above the ground. In the water, several heavy hitters are going at it as well. Poseidon and Kit Fisto were forced to kill their own Opee Sea Killer, when the big goober fish was taken control of by Aquaman and sent to attack them. Kit Fisto, with his water proof lightsaber drawn, moves in against the team of Aquaman, Aqualad, Aquababy, and Topo. Aquaman and Topo square off against Poseidon, while Aqualad and Aquababy move against Master Fisto. Fisto feels a twinge of the dark side flow into as he instinctively cuts through Aquababy with his saber. It is maybe this second of regret and reflection, that allows Aqualad to send a rush of water at Kit which knocks his lightsaber out of his hand. Aqualad then comes down hard on the back f Kit Fisto and drives him into the rock bed below them. Aqualad pounds on Fisto with his fists until Fisto can no longer breath underwater. Aqualad rushes over to help Aquaman against Poseidon and comes to find that Poseidon has already driven his trident into the eye of Topo to kill him. Aquaman uses this to his advantage and kicks the center of the trident while it is still stuck in Topo to break the weapon in half. Aqualad rushes in and attacks but Poseidon manages to get the much smaller Aqualad in a choke hold and crush the life out of him. Aquaman is now furious with rage as he picks up a medium sized stone from the ocean floor. Aquaman uses his rage fueled strength to break the stone and then use it as a knife to deliver a perfectly aimed slice to the neck of Poseidon to kill the god of the sea. Skaar is wondering the jungle when he is all of the sudden attacked by a ravenous zombie Parasite. Parasite leaps on the back of Skaar and cannot get Parasite off of him, as he digs his teeth into the back of Skaar’s neck, to not only enjoy a good sized meal, but to suck out his powers as well. Hulk comes by to save his son, but cannot get there in time. The sight of his son dying, along with his red lantern ring fueling his rage sends Hulk into a state of anger like he has never seen. The Pantheon is behind him to back him up, but even they just back off as Hulk rips Zombie Parasite apart as if he were a paper doll. This is merely the beginning for the Hulk as he jumps miles at a time from one opponent to the next. His first victims are Man-E-Faces, and Reptile who he crushes together as if they were both made of Wonder Bread, his next is the coaching staff themselves (Cobra Commander and Red Skull) whom he crushes into the ground. I don’t even think that he noticed the excess red energy vomit that he blasted on to Orco while he was leaping onto the Imperial Shuttle to rip it apart. The N.S.-5’s piloting the ship leaped down on to a nearby building, but Hulk turned the Imperial Shuttle into his own personal shrapnel factory as he used the metal pieces to knock The Zombie Jedi’s Z-95 Headhunter and The Terminator’s Naboo Starfighter out of the air. Both non-humans manage to eject from the ship and make it out alive (well neither of them are alive, but you get what I mean). The Terminator’s droid isn’t quite so lucky as he is destroyed in the carnage. The Terminator and Zombie Jedi #1meet up with Deathlok on the ground to make a push at The Hulk, but the Hulk is to mad and powerful to be stopped by the likes of any of them. The Hulk uses the Terminator to beat both Deathlok and the zombie Jedi into rotten flesh and metal soup. While the Hulk is raging on, Gandalf the White decides to see how many people he can take out single-handedly as well. The White Wizard is drawn to the agedness and intense powers of The Vultari, and moves towards them first. The three members of The Vultari move swiftly against the one they call Mithrandir but Gandalf is able to fend them all off. Gandalf goes for Aro first. He uses Glamdring to chop off the vampire’s head, and then afterwards makes fairly quick work of the other two as well. Gandalf then hits Red Tornado with a burst of ancient white magic, that knocks him right out of the sky and kills him. The Pantheon plan to take on Gandalf, but they first all team up on Anti-Venom, and manage to take out Eddie Brock with their fighting skills and laser weapons. Anti-Venom only manages to take out Paris before he is killed by the long-lived team. Cassiopeia, Andromeda, Atalanta, and Delphi all fall to the might of the White Wizard before Agamemnon orders his team to retreat and find reinforcements. Gandalf then crumbles Korg and The Hulk smashes Wolfsbane before the two heavy weights prepare to square off against each other. Both are exhausted from the battles they have just blown through, but stand at the ready regardless. Unfortunately, this battle does not take place as both of these teams have similar plans. The two fighters stand ready to die for their respective causes and to battle each other but while they are measuring each other up, they are both blindsided. The exhausted Gandalf is hit from behind by Red She-Hulk with a double-fisted punch to the back of the head that finishes off the White Wizard forever, while The Hulk is hit with a blast of evil magic that turns him into Bruce Banner for a split second, which is long enough for Skeletor to hit him with a sword to the neck. Although the pilots of these ships all lived to rendezvous down below (the astro-droids were not so lucky), Silver Surfer, Superwoman, John Stewart, and Blackfire have managed to shoot down Nick Fury’s Mig, the Jedi and Naboo Starfighters, as well as The Cybertronian Spaceship before they could do any more damage. Oderus Urungus and Beefcake the Mighty use their cosmic powered strength to crush both The Millennium Chowder and Batwoman’s Ferrari. The combatants roll out of the crushed vehicles ready to fight, but Oderus quickly slices up Miss Martian with his red lightsaber, while Beefcake bites the heads off of the two Magwai. Nick and Bear lock sabers with the last two remaining members of Gwar; but they soon realize that only evil magic can defeat The Scumdogs of The Universe. With this thought Nick uses his Devil Lance to plunge in to the black heart of Oderus Urungus and Bear uses his Demon Rod to cast a spell to end the life of Beefcake the Mighty. Batwoman is confronted by both Smoke and Kung Lao, but she is able to use her superior fighting ability and cool tools to “Finish” both of the Mortal Kombat Characters. Batwoman then meets up with Jean Paul Valley on top of a billboard and a killer fight ensues. Batman goes in for the easy kill but Batwoman parries easily. She then catches Batman with a batarang to the neck to finish him off. She is then met by the son of the man she was once in love with Bruce Wayne. Damien Wayne has seen to many Batman’s die in his life already and rushes in at Batwoman with everything he has got. He draws his purple lightsaber, but Batwoman quickly disarms him of the weapon with a kick to the hand. The much smaller Robin has trouble breaking through Batwoman’s defenses; but he does finally catch Batwoman off guard after she misses with what was supposed to be a drop-kick to the back of Robin’s neck. Robin moves out of the way and then uses her own move to kill her as he sticks a birdarang into the throat of his dad’s old girlfriend Batwoman. The two Flash’s rush at each other and a battle takes place that is to quick for even my powerful Watcher eyes to witness. The speed barrier is broken time and time again, but in the end it was hard to tell whether it was just experience or the added bonus of the blue lantern ring that gave Barry Allen the edge over Wally West. Bill O’Reilly, from inside the AT-ST blasts Bishop clean off of his Oscorp Glider; but the mutant manages to then use his powers to blast the feet out from under the mini Imperial Walker. Bill O’Reilly, Donkey Kong Jr., and Smurf #3 all pile out of the wreckage, but they are still no match for Bishop. Bill takes aim with his Sith Lavarouk, but he is unable to hit Bishop with any of the blades. Donkey Kong Jr. goes to swing on to the back of Bishop, but Bishop throws him off and then uses him to knock down Bill. Once the two of them are down on the ground, he shoots both of them with his futuristic rifle and then steps on the smurf. The soldiers aboard the Aircraft Carrier send several missiles into the air to take out The Cybertronian Spaceship, but Black Lantern Six-Shot actually saves Goliath and the two of them survive the explosion of the ship. Quasar and Rogue race through the air, on a search and destroy mission. They are doing what they can to find individuals who they can take by surprise and double team. They first encounter Blackfire, who Quasar hits with a potent amount of energy from his Quantum bands, while Rogue flies up from behind and removes her gloves so as to steal the power and life force from Blackfire. Quasar then shoots Blackfire’s lifeless body as it is falling out of the sky. Rogue is flying quite a bit faster now that she has the powers of Blackfire, which makes her and Quasar’s next victim John Stewart go down even easier. The two former Midgets fly in fast and take out Stewart before he even knew what hit him. Quasar and Rogue do a quick fly by on the ground to crush Doc Samson, but after that they are confronted by both Silver Surfer and Superwoman. The two survivors from last week finally meet there match, when Superwoman (Lana Lang version) overloads Rogue with some intense Heat Vision and Silver Surfer incinerates Quasar with some Green energy laced power cosmic. The two Spider-Men find themselves mask to face with the Indigo Lantern Toting Athena and Jedi Master Quinlon Vos. Master Vos blocks Iron Spidey’s distanced attacks with his lightsaber, but is eventually overwhelmed by Spider-Man’s Stark aided skills, when Peter Parker delivers an armored super strengthened punch to the top of Vos’ head. Athena returns the favor for her partner when she uses her Indigo staff to blast the head off of Iron Spider-Man; but she then was met up with The Symbiote Suit Spider-Man who has been made most powerful, by his own Indigo Ring. The Indigo Ring has taken over the alien who resides within the suit and has brought back the empathy that originally lived within Peter Parker, plus given him great power (but not that much more great responsibility). Spider-Man jumps to the back of Athena a sends a Indigo Energy Laced Web at her which traps the goddess and then crushes her. Mr. Freeze creates a frozen path over the water for some of his squad to move across to get to The Betters Aircraft Carrier. Mr. Freeze leads Goliath, Lyra, Bib, Beb, and The Pantheon over to the carrier, while Black Lantern Six Shot flies in from the other direction. Zeus is met in the forest by the six N.S.-5s, who are being led by the two Jedi Guardians. Zeus sends a huge shock of lightning which quickly shorts out all six of the N.S.-5s and then puts two solid lightning bolts in his hands to battle hand to hand with the Jedi Guardians. The Jedi go in thinking that they have the skills to take him out in a sword fight; but Zeus has more hand to hand skills than they expect. The King of the gods manages to take them both out but then is instantly confronted by Batman, who flies in with the help of his green lantern ring. Dick Grayson sends a mass of green energy towards Zeus to quell his lightning based powers and destroy him. Zombie Grey Hulk stomps Red Wing into the ground as if he were The San Jose Sharks in the first three games of their play-off series. The 800 pound zombie then bites the head off of Jedi Councilman #1 and begins to feast. The zombie then meats up with Predator #9 and 10. Zombie Grey Hulk gets a hold of Predator #9 quickly and pulls his body apart into two pieces, but Predator #10 manages to use his alien tech blade to slice through the tough rotting skin of Hulk and slice his head clean off. Only The Pantheon make it over the frozen water to the aircraft carrier as Mr. Freeze’s team gets ambushed by the unlikely lantern duo of Dick Grayson and Peter Parker, along with Super Sonic. Super Sonic spin attacks his way through Mr. Freeze while Spidey kills Bib and Beb and Batman takes out Goliath. The three of them then fly up toward Black Lantern Six Shot who targets Sonic out of the sky before the two lanterns combine their powers to wipe out the Black Lantern. Robin teams up with Nick Fury, who is on his way to battle The Quileute Tribe. The four of them all transmutate into werewolves, and Jared quickly rips Robin apart. Nick Fury uses his high-powered pistol to kill Jared and avenge Robin and then quickly dodges out of the way of Paul’s attack. Fury leaps on to the back of Paul and drives his boot knife deep into the wolves’ neck. He then unloads his pistol into Quill; but his last stand comes to an end when Sam finally manages to sink his teeth into The SHIELD Leader’s neck. The Pantheon finally makes their way onto the enemy aircraft carrier and they quickly begin to overtake the sea vessel. The largest of the group Ajax crushes Battle Droid #7, while Achilles takes out Army Soldiers #2, 5, and 6. The two Ulysses use their energy swords to quickly take out the two Orcs and The Cobra Viper, while Hector, Prometheus, and Perseus kill the last three army men. The Pantheon is then about to take complete control of The Aircraft Carrier and use it against its own team, when Aquaman from underneath the ship sends an enormous tidal wave that capsizes the carrier and sends the Pantheon to their watery grave. Despite the amazingly fast speeds that Yogurt is driving his pod at through the desert, Victoria manages to jump on to the back of it. Yogurt turns to fight her, but before he can the vampire uses her red lightsaber and shoves it in to the back of his head. The Mega-Powers rush up on Bulkhead who thinks very little of the two humans he is about to fight. Macho Man rushes up behind Bulkhead and jumps up in a tree. Savage then signals his finishing move to distract Bulkhead. Hogan blasts a rocket into the chest of the Transformer which also knocks him down and then he throws his lightsaber into the air. The Macho Man is already in mid-air but instead of coming down with his flying elbow he catches Hogan’s lightsaber and ignites both Hulk’s and his own before he brings them both down into the missile weakened spot in Bulkhead’s chest and into his spark. Sam, who is still in werewolf form rushes at The Hart Foundation. Jim The Anvil rushes tight in there and attempts to execute The Hart Breaker on the werewolf, but it is just to big and strong for the wrestler. Sam bites Neidhart’s head off, but this works as enough of a distraction for Brett to put the sharpshooter on Sam. It looks pretty weird to see a werewolf stuck in the sharpshooter, but The Hitman didn’t let up until he heard Sam’s leg crack. After that Brett went in and finished off Sam by snapping his neck. Victoria meets up with Bishop in the forest and makes mutant killing look pretty easy as she uses her superior speed and strength to take advantage of Bishop and suck every last drop of his blood. Nick and Bear don’t even have time to ask their favorite tag-team for their autograph before Hulkamania ran wild over Nick and macho madness snapped it to a Demon Rod and took out Bear. Batman uses the close proximity of Flash’s Blue lantern ring to charge his ring up to 200% and then blast Barry Allen to bits. Predator #10 is quite the skilled hunter, but he was simply not fast enough to keep up with the Silver Surfer whose 200% powered green lantern ring helped destroy the Predator for good. Red She-Hulk knocked Skeletor to the ground with her superior strength, but The Master of Snake Mountain proved to be quite the Hulk Killer today as he sneaks his mystical sword into gut of Red She-Hulk before she can finish him off. Superwoman seemed barely affected by the Indigo Powers of Spider-Man, and even less affected by his symbiote web blasts. Superwoman blasts through the defenses of Spidey and crushes his skull. Aquaman leaves his watery home and rendezvous with his team in the arctic. Only Aquaman, Macho Man, Hogan, Skeletor, Batman, and Brett Hart survive; but their numbers are still stronger than The Right Wing’s who have only Silver Surfer, Superwoman, and Victoria left alive. The Mega Powers and Skeletor rush Superwoman, while Victoria squares off against Aquaman, and Silver Surfer is double-teamed by Batman and Brett Hart. The Surfer quickly takes out Brett Hart with the power cosmic but is then caught in a green energy war with Batman. The Surfer seems to be gaining the upper hand when he starts to bring the power cosmic into it all, but the two prove equal as they overload one another causing an explosion of green energy which leads to them joining each other in death. Victoria takes advantage of Aquaman being out of his element and manages to decapitate him with her crimson lightsaber. Superwoman is affected by Skeletor’s magic at first, but she still fries him with some heat vision. Superwoman then grabs a hold of Macho Man and choke slams him into the freezing cold ground. Superwoman then punches Hogan in the face, but he doesn’t fall. She punches him again, but the same thing happens. He begins to shake his head and wave his pointer finger in the face of Superwoman, who is repeatedly hitting him but unable to knock him down. The Kryptonian powered punches are enough to knock over a house but the prayers and the vitamins are kicking in brother. And Hogan doesn’t give up. He hits Superwoman back and knocks her back and then hits her with a big boot, knocking her to the icy ground. Hogan then swings his finger around and hits Superwoman with a leg drop and goes for the pin. 1-2...........3. Hogan jumps up and the crowd goes wild. Hulkamania never dies. But unfortunately the Hulkster does, right after Superwoman gets back up and fries Hogan with her heat vision.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!