Consolation Round: B3 vs Murderflies

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches are: War Skrull 10

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies are: Sarah Palin and an Al Queda member

Palin and the Al Queda terrorist are standing in the corner trying to figure out a strategy as the War Skrull enters the ring. His features begin to change as he gets a bit fatter and shrinks. He finally ends his transformation from his tradition skrull body into the form of...The Iron Sheik.

"I tell you what stupid American b***chdog" the faux Sheik says in a dead on imitation complete with waving the Iranian flag "After match, I take you body and I f*** you ass. Iran #1. U.S.A p-too" he sneers as he spits at the feet of the former V.P nominee.

"You son of a bitch" Palin seethes "Lemme show you what we do to terrorists here in the kickass States of America" she pulls out a glock and shoots her own team mate in the head. "How do you like that you forgein f*****t?" she screams

"Ha. Typical American pigdog. You dumb girl, whatever you name is. You weapon is weapon of coward. Sheik use his iron body to crush you under heel. No hospital for you. You go to grave. I kick you ass then f**k it." he rushes toward her as Palin takes a shooter's stance and opens fire.

To her surprise the bullets ricochet off of the Sheik. He slams her into the side of the cage and punches her in the spine-breaking it. Palin drops to the ground screaming and crying in pain.

The Skrull gets in her face and once again begins to mock her

"Stupid girl. I tell you. Sheik has body of iron. That why he called Iron Sheik. You just think his English no good? That he ignorant like you American? I tell you my body iron and you no listen." he smacks his chest and instead of the typical sound of flesh slapping flesh, there's a CLANG as metal strikes metal, showing him to truly be an IRON Sheik. "See you dumb hog. I tell you. Iron." he once again tells her.

The Skrull has had enough. He raises his mighty hands in a double axehandle and brings it hurtling down into Palin's skrull crushing it like a grape.

"Ha ha. Dumb American. You no flies of murder. You get murdered like flies" the Skrull claims as he stands victorious over his slain foes. "Beckerman #1. Rest of league p-too"

Brock Samson's Fighting Murderflies: All dead

Beckerman's Backyardigan Beeyatches: War Skrull #10 survives

BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGAN BEEYATCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!!!