The Untouchables are: The Human Wrecking Ball
The Syracuse Valley are: The Toxic Avenger
The Human Wrecking Ball stands in the arena and looks up at the lightsaber, hanging up above
"Screw this climbing nonsense. That's for chumps" he thinks and begins smashes anything resembling a support for the dangling lightsaber. Toxie jumps out of the way as the arena begins to crash down all around him. The lightsaber falls to the ground and lands amongst the rubble. Both men spy it laying there and rush to get it before the other.
Just as the Human Wrecking Ball is about to pick up the weapon and win the match for his team, the lightsaber is swatted out of his reach by Toxie's trusty mop. The Wrecking Ball is then treated to a taste of the mop as Toxie smacks him right in the face.
The Wrecking Ball stumbles back, and Toxie follows up the mop assault with a brutal barrage of fisticuffs. Toxie punches and kicks the Wrecking Ball with all his might, ending his attack with a kick to the Wrecking Ball's balls, wrecking them.
The Wrecking Ball crumbles to his knees. Tears in his eyes, and furiously trying to catch his breath as Toxie runs over the rubble and picks up the lightsaber. Winning the match for his team
THE SYRACUSE VALLEY IS VICTORIOUS!!!!
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It's sweep for the Poteracki boys this week.
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