The Royal Highness Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters

The Royal Highness is Metroplex, Doomslayer, Cyborg Doomsday, Steel Doomsday, Superboy Doomsday, The Phantom Stranger, Jadis, The White Witch, and Randy Couture (in an Iron Man Suit).

Griswold's Nut-Busters are The Circle of Fire: Pel Tavin, Ali Rayner-West, Hunter and Forest Rayner, G.L. 71776, and Alexandra Dewitt, Teneb Kel w/ Maggot, Heat Man, Vampire Hal Jordan, Slym and Red Dayspring, (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Pepper Potts (w/ Rescue Armor), Jarvis, Exal Kresh, Sharkticon #1-6, Dark Side Marauder #1, and Evan Sabahnur.


**This match must be read (even if it is silently) in your best generic robot voice.**


I am Robimus Prime... Watcher from the sector known to you in your native tongue as Cybertron. I was created over 1 million years ago by the all-powerful watchers as their guardian from the forces of evil that would inevitably attempt to battle them for their immense power... But as their creation... I too am Watcher, and I shall bear witness to the following events and relay my findings to you.

These two teams appear powerful... The Nut-busters maintain an advantage due to their superior numbers... **Calculating** … It is unclear which squad has the advantage in regards to sheer power... The battle must take place as the line-ups alone do not compute ... The Circle of Fire, led by Vampire Jordan firsts squares off against the squad comprised of clones of the powerhouse known as Doomsday. Their fighting begins and perpetuates a series of events that would most likely be considered entertaining by the minds of carbon based life-forms ... The two meat-based characters in suits of metal, attempting to emulate my natural nature square off in the air; but not before Randy Couture helps to upset Ms. Potts by putting a rocket through the face of Jarvis …. Jarvis dies... Evan Sabahnur squares off in a battle of powerset and mental capacity with The Phantom Stranger, yet this match-up is off balance with the addition of Nightcrawler, Exal Kresh, and Teneb Kel aiding Evan ... Gambit is joined by Heat Man and The Marauder of the Dark Side to fight The White Witch ... The two known as Dayspring have taken command of the six Sharkticons to do battle with my Cybertronian brethren known as Metroplex. … The Phantom Stranger shoots an energy bolt at Nightcrawler, Exal Kresh, and Teneb Kel. Teneb Kel dies... Exal Kresh dies... Nightcrawler teleports away... Evan Sabahnur mentally crushes The Phantom Stranger... The Phantom Stranger dies.. Metroplex steps on Sharticoon #1... Sharkticon #1 dies... Metroplex steps on Sharkticon #2... Sharkticon #2 dies... Metroplex steps on Sharkticon #3... Sharkticon #3 dies... Metroplex steps on Sharkticon #4... Sharkticon #4 dies... Metroplex steps on Sharkticon #5... Sharkticon #5 dies... Metroplex steps on Sharkticon #6... Sharkticon #6 dies... The White Witch does magic... The magic kills Gambit... Gambit dies... The magic kills The Dark Side Marauder... The Dark Side Marauder dies... Heat Man emits heat from his hands and anus... Heat Man defecates fire on the face of White Witch... White Witch dies... Now she is Red and Brown Witch... This is joke because fire poop is red and brown... Ha Ha Funny... Joke does not compute... Doomslayer punches Pel Tavin... Pel Tavin dies... Cyborg Doomsday punches G.L. 71776. G.L. 71776 dies. Steel Doomsday punches Forest Rayner... Forest Rayner dies. Ali-Rayner West, Hunter Rayner, Alexdra Dewitt, and Hal Jordan all shoot at Superboy Doomsday... Superboy Doomsday dies... Doomslayer punches Ali Rayner-West. Ali Rayner-West dies... Cyborg Doomsday punches Hunter Rayner... Hunter Rayner dies... Steel Doomsday punches Alexandra Dewitt... Alexandra Dewitt dies...

(Do not forget that you are supposed to be reading in a generic robot voice)... (Human voices do not compute for this story)...

Vampire Hal Jordan bites Doomslayer very hard. Doomslayer dies... Cyborg Doomsday and Steel Doomsday punch Hal Jordan... Hal Jordan dies... Randy Couture shoots Pepper Potts harder than she shoots him... Pepper Potts dies... Cyborg Doomsday punches Evan Sabahnur... Evan Sabahnur dies... Steel Doomsday punches Maggot... Maggot dies... Slym Dayspring shoots Randy Couture... Randy Couture dies... Red Dayspring uses mental powers to overload brain of Cyborg Doomsday... Cyborg Doomsday has cyborg back-up system with counter-measures... Cyborg Doomsday dies... Red Dayspring dies... Slym Dayspring gets mad... Metroplex steps on Slym Dayspring... Slym Dayspring dies... Nightcrawler teleports... Nightcrawler hits Steel Doomsday with sword... Steel Doomsday punches Nightcrawler... Nightcrawler dies... Metroplex burns foot... Because Metroplex stepped on Heat Man... Heat Man dies...