Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Shemalabama's Shit-Kickers

Shemalabama's Shit-Kickers are Nightwing and Flamebird, Red Lantern Hal Jordan, Aya, Vampire Kilowog, Razor, Oblivion, Zombie Galactus, Firestorm, Blackfire, Quasar, Black Lantern Circuit Breaker, Black Lantern Ben Kenobi, The Predi-Alien (w/ red lantern ring), Morpheus (w/ green lantern ring), Shag Tsung (w/ yellow lantern ring), Black Lantern Predator #1, Predator #13 (w/ yellow lantern ring), Dr. Evil (w/ Indigo Lantern ring), and Red Lantern #1.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Lobo the Duck (w/ green lantern ring), Ernie Harwell (w/ blue lantern ring), Teddy Roosevelt (w/ green lantern ring), Batgirl (w/ green lantern ring), Bob: Agent of Hydra in a B-Wing, and The Wonder Twins: Zan in a Z-95 Headhunter


“Hang on a second... I know that we watchers are not supposed to interfere, and math isn't exactly my strongest subject; but you guys could not have possibly brought 700 points worth of characters with you”. The Mighty Joshatu says to one his favorite presidents Teddy Roosevelt. “BULLY!! I said who needs all those extra characters, when I got a space squad like this to bring with me!! Plus, our owner was late with the team and busy and stuff, so he just threw a squad together”. “Yeah, that's great; but rules are rules; so I'll send a ship back to your base and get some more dudes. It's cool, I'll wait”.

Joshatu then instructs The Shit-Kickers to wait while the rest of The Murderflies show up.

It will be better for you readers back home if you hum the Jeopardy song in your head right now... But you don't have too.....

The Ship shows up a bit later with Clone Trooper #26-52, Mars Attack Martian #1-10, Al Qaeda Terrorist #1-20, Jawa #1-6, Navy SEAL Chief #10, 28-32, Squirrel #3-15, Ewok #35-40, Molly Pitcher, Saccajewea, and Ematejoca all on board. The three women talk about the joys of liberalism, while the soldiers play cards and drink mouth wash, because they didn't bring any booze with them. The battle is about to start properly when Zombie Galactus eats the whole ship... NO JOKE... The whole damn thing... Joshatu the Great is pissed and is all like: “Come on jerks... how can I be a proper tyrant with a “Real” Gerbil stuck up my a** when nobody listens to me”. This prompts Quasar to remind me/him (whatever) the all-powerful Joshatu that Galactus never listened to anybody before he was a zombie... And how the hell are they supposed to control him now?? “Good call... Now let's get back to this piece of crap match...” says Joshatu the Awesome.

The Wonder Twins are flying around aimlessly, due to the fact that they have no astro-droid on board their ships to aid them. They attempt to activate their Wonder Twins powers from within their ships; but in the process they crash into each other, at least The Predi-Alien and Red Lantern #1 were inbetween them, so they were able to take them out in the process. Bob: Agent of Hydra sees how well this worked out. He then realizes that this is his last chance to fulfill his life long dream of taking out a Kryptonian. He fires everything he has on board his B-Wing and crashes into Nightwing, while initiating a self-destruct and lighting every bit of explosive that he “borrowed” from Deadpool. Batgirl brings Ernie Harwell with her so her green lantern ring gets the double powered boost and so the two of them can combine the rings to take out both Black Lantern Predator #1 and Black Lantern Circuit Breaker. But just because they have the power to kill Black lanterns, doesn't mean that they are strong enough to take out Black Lantern Kenobi, who gets a little help from Blackfire, Quasar, and Firestorm to ensure that Batgirl and Ernie are “LONG GONE”. Teddy and Lobo the Duck are pretty good with their lantern rings, and are able to take out Predator #13; but they don't handle them nearly as well as Hal Jordan and his crew. Hal, along with Aya, Razor, and Vampire Kilowog make short work of the president and his duck-billed friend.