Spoiler Sport- Week Four Wrap-Up

Hello everyone, Cotton McKnight here. Welcome back to Spoiler Sport. Here on ESPN 8. The Ocho!

Well, the only thing  cold last week was the terrain. We had alot of blazing hot action out there on the icecaps, so let's get right to the recap!

Let's start in the Stan Lee Conference for a change.  TEAM once more continued to be the most dominatant team in the Tolkien division, as they were the only ones able to garner a victory over their opponents in the Herbert division. It was quite the task, as they narrowly defeated a very game Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve. This was the first loss that the Kennelz have suffered this season, leaving only Layanderlett's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together To Make A New Family with a perfect record in the Lee Conference. It was a valiant Seaworm who made the difference between victory and defeat for the Kitties, as Griffin's High Maintenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers put forth a valiant effort and just barely fell in defeat. Team SP made quick work of the Murderflies,  and it turned out that The Nut-Bisters just couldn't find a way to make a victory compute as the lost to The Royal Highness.

Over in the Lucas Conference, the Spielberg division once again showed their dominance as every team there was able to defeat their Clarke division opponent. The Horsemen of Apokolips and Shemalabama Shit-Kickers are still sporting a perfect record as the Horsemen freed the Slaves of life pit on the ice, and the Shit-Kickers kicked the shit out of The Transformers. Beckerman Presents:The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse avenged their play-off loss last year as they painted the icecaps red with the blood of most of President Barack Obama and Taylor Swift's Red Army, and the Brotherhood of Evil Midgets were able to overthrow the Empire, due once again to the meddling of Emperor Joker.

Let's take a look at what's stirring with the resurrection points, with our graveyard correspondent, Pepper Brooks. Pepper!

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O-kay. Thanks, Pep. We still haven't been able to get you all fixed up so you can be understood, huh?

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What won't be gibberish is all the intense action we'll be bringing to you from the Play-Off Planet this week! It's our biggest week of the year, and we're bound to see some gigantic, earth shattering moments. Make sure you don't miss a minute!

For the Ocho- I'm Cotton McKnight. Thank you, and good night.