Fantasy Fantasy League

"Federalist scum." growls White Lantern Sinestro as he sends blast after blast of red lantern energy "As if it's not insulting enough to thumb your nose at the almighty Watchers, but you do it dressed as Mexican street trash. Disgusting"

The Lucha Seeney family duck for cover as explosions erupt around them. El DiaBro Jr (Jackson Seeney) looks at his father with excitement and a trace of fear.

"Dat's a bad guy, Dad! I gonna go bweak his face." Jr attempts to jump into the melee in his usual headfirst manner, when El Diabro (Chris Seeney) grabs him by the shoulder.

"Patience, buddy" he says "The key is to use your mind more than your weapons. Everyone has a weakness, and Sinestro just told us his. Watch." He thumbs open his comm line and calls out

"You're fighting for the wrong side, Sinn. You and the Watchers aren't the Gods you pretend to be" He tosses a few flashbangs that just further enrage the bearer of the white light.

"I disagree. The Gods themselves look in envy upon what we all can do. They very fate of this pathetic mudball itself is in our very grasp. Who other than a God can claim that?"

Sinestro doesn't get the chance to hear the reply, as the arriving Heimdall cleaves his head from his shoulders.

"He talks too much" says Heimdall as he cleans the blood from his sword.

"That's what I was counting on" replies Diabro "Got any news, 'dall?"

"None good, I'm afraid. The populists and the Watchers are threatening to destroy the entire ecosphere of the planet if we don't all submit and swear allegiance to them."

"Feh. How many times has the planet been destroyed, yet we always rebuild. Hasn't Kang destroyed this place, like three times? What's their latest threat?"

"They've stationed the various Kaiju across the seas and at major ports. They're threatening to have the beasts attack and focus on pure destruction."

"Giant monsters. Yawn. How many times have we killed Godzilla, why just last week.."

"Last week's battle decimated both the Horsemen and the Commandos, and these monsters aren't like Godzilla. Invincible flew through the eye of the one called Mutavore, but as he popped out the other side, he was being eaten away by the things acidic blood. And that's not all, the damn thing detonated into some toxic cloud that killed Hush, Beowolf, Scarlet Spider and Vigo: The Carpathian. Human Bomb and Vampire Orion barely escaped with their lives."

"But now we know their deal, we should..."

"Look, Diabro. I'm gonna level with you. The Watchers have discovered that we were behind the destruction of Mitchy's, and their pissed. This isn't like when the planet explodes, and is refromed later. This is enviromental torture. This is an epic level of destruction we've never seen before. Do you really want to risk your family over your pride?"

This statement causes the persona of El Diabro to take a backseat to the fatherly instinct that Seeney has for his son and dog. The thought of them having to suffer through what Hemidall described silences any ideas he may have of taking down his opponents.

"Can you get them out of here?" he whispers to Heimdall?

"For you, my friend? Of course. But what shall you do?"

"I'm gonna give those bastards what they want." as he watches Jackson and El Barko (Oliver) safely teleported out of the match, Diabro raises his hands in surrender as Batwing, and Joseph arrive with Nova. Joseph is wearing a garish new armor, made out of the shell of the T-3 Terminator.

"Easy guys, I give up. See. My hands are up." he's quickly subdued and taken prisoner. He's presented to the Inhuman king Black Bolt himself for judgement. Facing a variety of trumped up charges that his accusers are just as guilty of. The entire thing is broadcast for all to see

"So, judge Black Bolt...how do you find the accused?" smiles Joseph via satellite as the gallery watches in anticpation for the inevitable slaughter of a helpless man. As Black Bolt draws breath to deliver his sentence. Seeney braces himself. The last thing he things is "At least my family is safe" as the word "Guilty" explodes from Black Bolt's lips, causing the accused to literally explode as it's uttered.