Season 7, Week 9 Match: Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Griswold's Nut-busters

“Welcome to the Throne Room,
Welcome to the place where it all got started;
Bow down in His presence and worship Him.”

-CeeCee Winans [Throne Room]

I look upon the teams which will do battle in this Season 7, Week 9 Match located in the Emperor’s Throne Room of the Death Star. They are as follows:

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies: Zombie Darth Maul and Mandarin.

Griswold's Nut-busters: Doomsday, Teneb Kel with Maggot and Ewok Child #1.

Murderflies’ locker room. . .

Mandarin: Today is the first day of what's left of their miserable Griswold lives.

Nut-busters’ locker room. . .

Ewok Child #1: Goony-goo-goo.

A SIREN IS HEARD THROUGHOUT THE THRONE ROOM.

Let the match begin. . .

Zombie Darth Maul gnashes his teeth as Ewok Child #1 waddles out from behind several stacked crates.  Maul uses the Force to carry the gaggling toddler to his arms. 

Ewok Child #1: Awooo.  Booooo.

A smile creeps across Zombie Darth Maul’s face.  Mandarin looks at his colleague in disgust as he believes the cuddly child may have actually quenched the ferocity of the beast, but realizes it is not the case as Maul rips the throat out of Ewok Child #1 with his teeth and bathes in the blood spurting from the child’s carotid.

 

Teneb Kel and Maggot respond to the infant’s death and rush Maul.  The Abyssin slave manages to slide around Maul, knock his lightsaber out of his hand and grab the Dathomir Sith from behind.  Kel ignites his lightsaber.  Kel plans to impale Maul.  Before this act can be completed, Maul uses both the Force and his anger to throw Qawohl over his shoulder and into the lightsaber of his Maggot’s master.  Maggot looks at Kel in uncomprehending sadness before dying.  Maul reaches out for his lightsaber and both he and Kel’s red blades clash and crash in the dimly lit room.  Eventually, Kel gains the upper hand and slices Maul in half.

While Kel is attempting to gain his wind from the fight with Maul, Mandarin uses a barrage of his rings against Kel.  “Zero” freezes the Sith in place.  The villain then uses both “Nightbringer” and “Spin” to cloak Kel in darkness and spin his ice-encased body in cyclonic fashion.  Kel is completely exhausted and disoriented.  Mandarin smiles as he then uses both “Remaker” and “Spectral” to rip Kel apart. 

Mandarin turns from his kill and comes face to face with Doomsday.  Doomsday immediately rips both hands off of Mandarin and beats him to a bloody pulp with his own rings.