Consolation Round 2: Team Sleeping Pussy vs Real Man's Rabblerousers

Team Sleeping Pussy is Elektra.

Real Man’s Rabblerousers are Ernesto Stavro Blofeld and Evil-Lyn.

Elektra slowly makes her way into the darkened battle area, which is littered with shards of smashed whiskey barrels. A bolt of purple lighting strikes the floor before her. She leaps backwards and sees Evil-Lyn perched up on top of one of the elevators. Even higher, still, sits Ernesto Stavro Blofeld, petting his white Turkish Angora cat. The Greek ninja assassin who has a name that sounds more like a special at Del Taco races up a ladder, flipping her way higher and higher up to her opponents.

“HAHAHAHA” cackles Evil-Lyn. “Look at the… wait, where did she….. hurrrk”

Elektra sneaks up behind Evil-Lyn and drives one of her sais deep into the witch’s back. She then pulls the blade out and kicks her off of the platform, sending Evil-Lyn plummeting to the ground.

Blofeld pulls his gun out and fires several shots at Elektra, however they are all in vain. The agile ninja dodges them with great ease. She launches a sai right at the leader of S.P.E.C.T.R.E.  It hits the cat instead, which topples off of the platform. Elektra leaps into the air and lands a vicious kick to the jaw of the bald criminal mastermind. She wastes no time and heaves him off the platform, just like Donkey Kong would have a barrel.