The Abomitrons Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

The Abomitrons are: Snow Flame, Beast, Jazz, Springer, Dia Atlas, Percy Jackson, Panthro, Cheetara, Tygra, Dementor #11, Droideka #6, Navy SEAL #1 & 2.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are The Lochness Monster, Zombie Godzilla, Bukaki Becks, Older Man Parks, Oldest Man Parks, Old Man Becks, Becks: Transgender Olympic Star, Jump-the- Shark-Lebron-James-Bitch-Becks, Opee Sea Killer #3-8, Navy SEAL Chief #10, Navy SEAL #31, and Olivia Munn (w/ a jet-pack).


The Abomitrons think fast and follow the orders of the brilliant Hank McCoy, even though they are falling through the sky and about to be dropped deep into the waters surrounding the underwater Nubian, Gungan run city of Otah Gungah. Beast and Snow Flame allow themselves to be grabbed out of the air by Jazz who transforms into his Porsche form to keep the two from drowning once the match begins, while Panthro, Cheetara, and Tygra allow the same of Springer who opts for his Cybertronian car form rather than the roomier helicopter format; knowing that the helicopter blades would never allow movement once subject to the strong Nubian current.

The Navy SEALs on both teams are supplied with full underwater gear.

Springer speaks to his inhabitants: “Now, I'm no expert on flesh based lifeforms; but I've seen enough internet videos to know that playing three cats in a water level seems like a pretty lousy move”.

“No argument from me, this is my worst nightmare come true. Here I thought being sprayed with a water bottle was torture”. Retorts the muscular Panthro from the driver seat of Springer.

The two car based Autobots start driving around in a circle towards the ocean floor kind of like they do on the Sharkticon planet in the movie (NO, not the Michael Bay movies, the REAL movie, with the Stan Bush soundtrack from the 80s). Dai Atlas, the ancient Autobot leader, being the only Transformer who can freely transform between forms without killing inhabitants, leads the attack on the already situated and seemingly water-superior Murderflies.

Though Percy Jackson could easily be deemed a water team all on his own. The young demigod travels swiftly through the water, while leading his team into battle. He blows by the group of Beckses and Parkses, and notices the already dead body of Olivia Munn, who died from the King of all Watchers: Joshatu the Magnificent when he accidentally broke the fourth wall and told her what everybody else in the universe already knew..... That she was never that hot and that she stopped being hot altogether about two years ago. Percy ignores this fact, like most young men do and telepathically takes control of the six Opee Sea Killers (with #6 & #7 being on the losing end of the fish cannibalism). The big goober fish begin infighting and allow him to pass right by on his way to the real threat of Zombie Godzilla. The miniature seeming Percy swims swiftly through the water towards his enormous foe, when he is thrown off course by a riptide causing burst of lightning breath from Zombzilla (just kickin it around, it's okay to admit you like it). Percy begins to regain his bearings when he is attacked once again. But it would not be Zombzilla who would be his undoing; but instead the Lochness Monster. The mysterious Nessie seems totally unaffected by Percy's empathic water creature abilities and is able to bite off the top torso of Jackson with little difficulty. Putting an end to the last, best hope of The Abomitrons.

Dai Atlas, with the loss of their young leader, bravely rushes towards the much larger and much grosser looking Zombzilla, knowing that he is the only one left on his team who could even potentially stand toe to toe with the enormous monster.

Becks: The transgender Olympic star, and Jump-the-shark-Lebron-James-Bitch Becks who I am assigning some water ability to, for this match simply because he has the word shark in his name watched enough Star Wars cartoons in their previous life of just being regular Becks to know exactly how to dismantle Droideka #6 while it spins around in the water attempting to regain its bearings. Not to mention, that there is something about the planet Naboo that makes droidekas much easier to destroy since they give Jedis a run for their money everywhere else on the galaxy; yet Jar Jar seems to make short work of them here on his home planet. But I digress........... The droideka floats away as spare parts while Transgender-Olympic-Star Becks and Jump-the-Shark-Lebron-James-Bitch Becks begin to vigorously suck face with one another underwater. I missed the next few things that happened in the match after being overtaken by an intense vomit attack.

The Lochness Monster was able to eat and absorb the ghost like Dementor by returning it back to the core processor of the simulation theory that makes both of these creatures visible to the human eye.

Old Man Parks, Older Man Parks, and Old Man Becks are eating some take out Bill Knapps and discussing their arthritis when they are hit by Jazz going about forty miles an hour (hey, that is really fast in the water).

Bukaki Becks manages to make a mess of Springer's windshield; but the infuriated Autobot quickly gets some revenge by running over the only creature here that makes Zombzilla seem: “not that gross”.

Transgender-Olympic-Star Becks and Jump-the-shark-Lebron-James-Bitch Becks are ambushed by Navy SEAL #1 & 2; but Navy SEAL Chief #10 and Navy SEAL #31 come to their Murdfly teammate rescue. Unfortunately, just as the fight starts to get good, Zombzilla in a brainless rage decides to eat everybody involved after he managed to bust Dai Atlas worse than every Sparty fans brackets.

With Dai Atlas and most of the riff raff of these two teams killed off; Beast gives the radio order for the two Abomitron-filled Autobots to roll out in a last ditch effort to win the match; but Jazz and Springer are quickly converged upon by Zombzilla, Nessie, and the remaining Opee Sea Killers..........