S9W6: Murderflies vs Superkitties

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are:  Resurrected Sandworm #1-9, Cpt Caveman, Rancor #2, Dr. Doomsday, Quickdraw McGraw, Ham Salad.

Layanderletson's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are: Power Girl, Vandal Savage, Damien Dahrk, Red Hulk, Green Goblin (Norman Osborne), Thor, Abomination, Lego Hulk, Arianna Dumbledore, Aberforth Dumbledore, Regulus Arcturus Black, Rebastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Scott Evil.

“This losing streak ends today!” Shouts Thor, rallying his troops. “I don’t care if they have a thousand sandworms. They are WORMS, that live in SAND! We have powers far greater so put them on display! Stay together and stay close and stick to the plan!”

The Superkitties keep the high ground atop one of the dunes of Jakku looking for movement and it isn’t long before they spot Rancor #2 making a beeline for them.  Red Hulk and Lego Hulk begin to pound the sand to draw the sandworms in.

“Here they come!” Shouts Power Girl.

The Hulks retreat to the group as they watch four worms come from the front of the group and five from the rear. The Rancor and Dr. Doomsday are drawing closer and will arrive shortly before the worm madness begins. Arianna, Aberorth, Regulus, Rebastan and Rodolphus cast out their Patronus charms down into the valley in front of them.  As the first wave of sandworms leap from the ground they are stopped and hover in mid air, maws agape, helpless against the spirit guardians of these experienced wizards.

Thor releases Mjolnir toward the head of Sandworm #2 as he flies at Sandworm #3.  His mighty hammer makes short work of the Sandworm #2 skull and in one swift motion retreats back to his master’s awaiting hand in time to deal the deadly blow to Sandworm #3.

Red Hulk is quickly atop the head of Sandworm #4 and is ripping his upper jaw from his lower and, just to be sure, obliterating the soft tissue inside its mouth and destroying its brain. Green Goblin takes a more educated approach and rips out a tooth from Sandworm #5 and drives it through the base of the skull repeatedly for good measure.  The Superkitties regroup at the top of the dune as the 4 lifeless Sandworms lie on the sand.

By this time, Vandal Savage, Damien Dahrk have already falled to Dr. Doomsday. Power Girl and Lego Hulk are able to restrain him long enough for Abomination to deal the final deadly blow but Power Girl is devoured at the same time by Rancor #2.  A well placed shot by Quickdraw McGraw sends Lego Hulk into several pieces.  Scott Evil (who had lots of legos to play with and plenty of free time when his dad wasn’t around) rushes to the aid of his teammate and tries to reassemble him.

Abomination avenges Lego hulk by ripping the limbs off Cpt. Caveman and using his club to smash in the skull of Quickdraw McGraw.

The second wave of sandworms have arrived and while the rest of the team has regrouped on top of the dune, Abomination has begun fighting the Rancor as Scott Evil has now started a fist fight with Ham Salad.

Same plan as before, the Patronus charms go out as the last five sandworms come in, this time from behind. Four of the five worms are stopped but the fifth one was able to change direction and dive back into the sand. Thor, Green Goblin and Red Hulk go to work as before.  The four sandworms fall but as Green Goblin is finishing his kill, he sees Sandworm #1 rising from the sand.  He is not able to escape death before Thor and Red Hulk are able to kill the last sandworm.

Thor and Red Hulk come back to the top of the dune as an injured but victorious Abomination joins them. They all sit down to laugh and enjoy the last remaining fight as it looks like neither Scott nor Ham Salad has the ability or strength to finish off the other.