Season 9 Week 4: TEAM vs. The Murderflies

TEAM is: Unicron, King of the Cosmos, Robo-King, Queen of the Cosmos, Prince, Ace, Lalala, Mike “Goof Juice” Geney (w/ Tron Light Suit and Light Disc), Imperiex, Black Lantern Ranx the Sentient City, The Presence, Shockwave, Dirge, Thrust, Puzzler in a Courageous Suit, Cybertronian Guardians #3 and #4, and Jedi Knight #39B in a Jedi V-Wing.

The Murderflies are: Amatsu Mikaboshi: The Chaos King, Ego, Odin, Dr. Doomsday, Mars Attacks Martians #1-10, Female Dr. Light, Draco Malfoy, Joruus C'Baoth, Jorus C'Baoth, Ham Salad in an Arwing, Chewchilla in an Arwing, Marines #40-52, Navy Seal Chief #10, Navy Seals #28-32, and Quint from Jaws.

Near “Ross Two-Four-Eight”,

a star of Andromeda,

Unicron hovered.

The Planetoid Ranx

encircled the Transformer

as a living moon.

I, Mikaboshi,

King of Chaos and Darkness,

rode into battle.

Ego carried us

through folds of Hyperspace to 

our destination.

We were expected,

of course, upon arrival.

Can't fool Unicron.

The three planets gauged

the battle soon unfolding,

and it unfolded.

The first to launch were

Ham Salad and Chewchilla;

Such brave parodies.

Chewchilla shot Ace,

but Robo-King swatted him

with a cold steel hand.

A Jedi V-Wing

failed to outmaneuver Ham

and was blown apart.

He sniped Lalala

upon Unicron’s surface,

but The Queen caught him.

With gathered debris,

The Prince travelled stealthily

to Ego’s backside.

Quite quickly he rolled

a Katamari so large

it became a threat.

Ego attempted

to fight the prince off with his

own antibodies.

But the little Prince

rolled them up with growing ease.

We had to step in.

Firing blind like fools,

the Martians threw flames at it,

igniting the mass.

After rolling them,

The Prince flung the ball to space

to become a star.

I stepped forward then

and stomped the tiny pest down,

then looked to the star.

King of All Cosmos

caught it above, and he dunked

it back at Ego.

The fireball flew,

but before it made impact

Doctor Light moved in.

As the star approached

she siphoned its light away

and it shrunk in size.

She finished it off

glowing with intensity,

brightly empowered.

With a blinding blast

she fired back at The King,

dead in mere seconds.

Robo-King and Queen

attempted to intervene,

but they stood no chance.

We took the battle

straight to Unicron, and the

enemy aboard him.

As Ego advanced,

Ranx increased its gravity

to pull Ego in.

A kamikaze,

he aimed for hard collision,

but Ego is fast.

We bolted around

striking at Ranx from behind,

a crash on our terms.

He was knocked far off,

out of Unicron’s orbit,

never seen again.

With allies in tow,

I teleported across

to board Unicron.

When he felt us land,

the planet swallowed Ego

in his hungry void.

A slew of robots

waited with Imperiex

as we charged head on.

Draco Malfoy fell,

first blood taken by Shockwave,

but metal is weak.

Our Commons were frail,

many fell to Transformers,

and some to GoBots.

I had no trouble;

Doctor Doomsday and Odin

helped me tear them down.

Imperiex, though,

Imperiex was stronger.

He took us some time.

He crushed the Jedi,

he destroyed Doctor Doomsday

with a small black hole.

Only with Odin

and Doctor Light’s combined strikes

did I crack his shell.

His energy poured

from the breaks in the armor,

struggling to flee.

Drunk with energy,

Doctor Light absorbed this too.

Brilliant, yet foolish.

The power burnt her,

eyes pouring beams of hot light,

hair and skin smoking.

Unicron stirred then,

taking on his robot form

for this final fight.

“You dare oppose me,

Unicron, Lord of Chaos?

You won't survive long.”

“Lord of Chaos?

I am its King, Unicron.

You are no match.”

Weapons fired free,

missiles from his every pore.

Too much for Odin.

I wouldn't be harmed,

not by mere technology.

I grew to his size.

Doctor Light was safe;

shrouded in blistering light,

no missile reached her.

With difficulty,

I grappled with Unicron,

attempting restraint.

Light flew wildly,

screaming and blasting starlight

into Unicron.

She was hurting him,

melting through him in small bursts.

We would be his death.

It seemed nearly over.

We didn't expect Goof Juice.

We never could have.

Unicron’s shoulder

let open a secret hatch.

From it rose Geney.

In his Tron light suit,

he tossed his disc straight for Light.

What was it made of?

Somehow it survived,

where countless missiles burnt up,

and cut in to Light.

She released it all.

Every ray of stolen light

erupted from her.

Unicron, Goof Juice,

and Ross Two Four Eight itself

all went down with her.

There was nothingness.

Space was left vast and empty

as I drifted there.

Yet I wasn't alone.

I could sense something else there,

blasphemously pure.

Stardust swirled around,

the system was rebuilding.

Vile, orderly.

There was perfection,

sickening and organized,

in the arrangement.

I felt it out there,

a presence in the fabric

of the multiverse.

There was a bright light,

brighter than Doctor Light’s peak,

yet without any heat.

It tore into me,

my very essence dissolved

by its radiance.

We were doomed to fail.

The Presence plays a long game,

and all are his pawns.