S9W9 - TEAM vs Superkitties

SuperKitties are:  The Toxic Crusaders: (Toxie, Major Disaster, No-one, Junkyard, Headbanger), M.O.D.O.T., Scott Pilgrim (w/ a devil lance), Teddy Boy (w/ a magic broomstick).

TEAM is: Sith Lord #6 (Darth Fuzzy), Sith Lord #7 (Darth Cocky)

So both teams are just standing on Josh’s porch while the lava bubbles and splashes outside on the ground. The Toxic Crusaders are playing poker at the table and the Sith Lords are actually dueling each other. It appears as if they are hanging out. I don’t think they know they are supposed to be fighting each other. They think it’s just another party at Josh’s house.

After a short while, Scott Pilgrim blows on a whistle that appears to make no noise. The two sith lords stare at Pilgrim confused as to why he is blowing into a whistle that doesn’t work. Scott carefully places the whistle into his pocket and then picks up his devil lance and slams it firmly into the side of the house. The Toxic Crusaders put their cards down and walk over to the Lance that Scott has wedged into the door jam. All five of them and Scott hold onto the makeshift support and MODOT grabs Teddy Boy’s magic broomstick.

That’s when the goat from next door comes running through the lava and, before burning to death, smashes the leg supporting one corner of the porch. Before the match started, the Superkitties owners went outside and used some hand saws and hatchets to weaken the structural integrity of the porch supports. The two TEAM sith lords did not know this and they now understand why the Kitties squad decided to take refuge in mid air. The porch collapses and is quickly engulfed in flames sending Darth Fuzzy and Darth Cocky flying into the lava where they are unable to escape their molten death.

Then the stupid pitbull next door comes over and pees on their scorched faces to add insult to injury.