Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

On the distant planet of kepler 438B the completely overpowered and devastating group of champions known as Team Sleeping Pussy converge to do battle with a dead professional wrestler, a cross between dc and marvel villains that have yet to receive justice on screen and a group of subpar supporting star wars characters that have all died in the canon at some point.
Anyway team sleeping pussy teleports to the surface of the planet and patiently await the arrival of their enemies who lack the ability to bend space time and basically anything like the trio of Dr. Manhattan, Korvac, and the Starchild Dave Bowman. They move their “weaker” teammates Bizarro Superman and the Droid fighter into position.
Finally arriving encased in a black lantern energy ball the Murderflies drop into position to preparing their anuses for penetration. While certainly no joke of a group with several skilled force-users they are no match for three god-level combatants and a foe who can match superman. Dr. Manhattan and Korvac immediately raise their hands and point to their designated targets Greedo and Nader Vebb. Before the murderflies can even react they are wearing the remains of the two mere mortals. Bizarro charges Dr. Doomsday and the two fly out into the stratosphere. The Droid fighter takes off and goes for a strafing run while taking fire from Padme Admidala with little effect.
Darth Maul and Qui gon put aside their differences considering their both dead already and charge the god-beings. They strike Dr. Manhattan with their lightsabers with no effect, Manhattan simply stares blankly with his dong hanging out all over the place. Korvac is struck by the force conjured lightning from Jaruus cboath and laughs. He immediately disintegrates the crazy jedi wizard. Meanwhile the droid Starfighter performs a strafing run on padme and the legendary Andre the Giant. The blast obliterates Padme but has no effect on the Giant, it appears he can only defeated by wrestling moves! When the fighter reaches its lowest point of the strafe Andre grabs it with his massive paws and crushes it with a double underhook facebuster!
Suddenly Bizarro and Dr Doomsday crash back into the ground and exchange earth-shattering blows. The Starchild stares blankly and suddenly the battle stops. Dr. Doomsday starts to bleed from his eyes and nose and collapses in a heap to Bizarro’s delight. He charges Andre but can not affect the WWF (WWE) superstar because he’s too stupid to realize the only weakness of Andre. Unfortunately for the giant he can only take the punishment and not deal it back out to a superman clone and all the moves he attempts lead to his secret weakness: congestive heart failure :’(.
Maul splits from Manhattan and has his zombie instincts take over as he attempts to bite the bystander Korvac. This merely annoys him as he pushes the undead sith away and raises his hand. Dr. Manhattan, ignoring the black lantern jedi’s attacks, also raises his hand and together they destroy all the decrepit remains of the underutilized character. In a sudden twist of fate the two god-like characters become enamored with each other and start a super-gay make out session. Manhattan is clearly aroused but that causes an unexpected discharge of energy that destroys both the members of Team Sleeping Pussy.
Qui-Gon, shocked by the turn of events, doesn’t notice the Starchilds glaring look as he himself is turned into a fetus.