Friday, March 7, 2008
Another Piece...
There will be a gold plate on the bottom that will read: Fantasy Fantasy League Champion
Post Your Week 2 Teams
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Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Good Luck to everyone in Week 2, Especially Nick.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Where are the comments??
I'm surprised with who we have in this league, that we don't have a LOT more comments being posted. I hope I'm wrong in thinking that not everyone is in to this as I thought. And what's up with the missing team names???
Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Team Ed
The Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid (designated leader), Jamie Madrox, Tommy: The Green Ranger, Circuit Breaker, Scarlet Witch, Parasite, Josh Houslander, and Ork #21.
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Ed is Superman (designated leader), Seraph, Sephiroth, Emerald Weapon, Willow, Griffin Poteracki, Jet Li, Gannon, Blitzwing, and Bowser: King of Koopa.
The Emerald Weapon, although extremely powerful finds itself to be completely useless out of water. It sees no threat to the water portion of "the planet" that it was created to protect so it ceases to need to exist. Josh Houslander hands Jamie Madrox his Glock and his katana blade. Jamie Madrox then makes 40 multiples of himself holding those weapons. As Josh is asking the multiples "HEY, can I have one of those back"? Seraph shoots Josh in the head. Tommy turns into the Green Ranger and begins to fight with Seraph. Griffin and Jet Li are forced to stop debating each other on who the better fighter is to follow Sephiroth into battle against the many multiples of Jamie Madrox. While the multiples are pretty skilled with their katana blades, Sephiroth wielding the 7' tall Masamune makes pretty short work of them, especially while Griffin and Jet Li have his back. Blitzwing flies in in plane form then transforms into tank mode in order to attack but Darkseid throws circuit breaker into Blitzwing disrupting his circuits. Although this ends Blitzwing, Circuit Breaker also dies when her body hits Blitzwing. Ork #21 tries to pick off Willow thinking he will be as easy to kill as any hobbit but Willow casts a spell and kills the ork (somewhere Miss Hillman is smiling). Darkseid and Scarlet Witch know that the true threat against them is that of Superman so they decide to move in on him. Darkseid takes the offensive while Scarlet Witch hangs back. Parasite grabs a hold of Willow and does not let go until Willow is lifeless. Parasite has absorbed the intellectual know-how and the physical ability to be a dork. Bowser, seeing that he should definitely not let parasite come near him starts jumping away from him and only doing his ranged fire attack, although except for slowing him down the fire does not seem to have much of an effect on him. Superman continues to fly around while Darkseid is shooting Omega beams at him. During this time Scarlet Witch turns Superman's cape into Kryptonite. Superman falls to the ground in agony. Jet Li has taken out 3 of the multiples and Sephiroth has defeated 16 as they begin to become surrounded by about twenty more. Griffin, much to his dismay has yet to kill one of the multiples but has been locked in vicious combat with one for some time. Griffin is wielding the identical sword that the multiple is because it is one that he picked up from one of the dead multiples. Sephiroth has taken out four more but they are closing in on him and Jet Li. Griffin gets stabbed in the leg and knocked to the ground by his opponent but when the multiple jumps on top of him to finish the job Griffin sticks his sword up and they join each other in death, when this happens Sephiroth and Jet Li are saved in the nick of time as the remaining 23 multiples disapear; because unknowingly to Griffin he did not just kill a multiple, but Jamie Madrox himself. Parasite leaves the fight with Bowser to go and help finish off Superman but Gannon at that moment uses his own powers to teleport next to Superman, grab the kryptonite and teleport away; but he is still weakened by it as Darkseid begins to blast him with more Omega beams. Superman begins to regain his strength when Scarlet Witch turns the sword that Gannon has holstered at his side into a hawk which grabs the kryptonite out of his hands and begins flying back toward Superman. Sephiroth then throws Masamune at Darkseid, not doing any permanent damage but knocking him over and disrupting him from finishing off Superman. Bowser then shoots fire killing the Hawk that was carrying the kryptonite. Jet Li picks it up and starts running as far away from Superman as possible. Oh and by the way Seraph and the Green Ranger are still doing some really gnarly kung-fu moves on each other. Sephiroth runs at Darkseid in order to try to get back his sword but Darkseid blasts him with Omega beams. Sephiroth suprisingly survives this attack, grabs Masamune and begins to attack Darkseid. Parasite runs up on Superman as the weakened Superman attempts to blow his superbreath and keep him away. He is not strong enough to do so and Parasite begins sucking out Superman's powers. Bowser jumps in as if to attack Parasite but instead throws superman over his shoulder and jumps as far away as possible. Jet Li gives the Kryptonite to Gannon who then teleports back next to Parasite who now with Superman's aura within him becomes very weakened by the kryptonite. Darseid blasts Sephiroth with a full force Omega beam and this time finishes the job, killing off the great SOLDIER. Bowser, knowing now more than ever that Superman is their only chance of defeating Darkseid has gotten him far enough away that he has begun to regain his strength. Jet Li and Gannon procede to beat the crap out of Parasite. Seraph and Tommy are so evenly matched that neither of them seem to be gaining an upper hand in their ongoing battle. Gannon and Jet Li finish off Parasite and with the rest of his powers Gannon destroys the kryptonite. Scarlet Witch, who turned Josh's old sword into a motorcycle so she could get close enough to Superman then turns Bowser's bracelet into kryptonite. Bowser instantly eats the bracelet and Superman instinctively throws Bowser at Scarlet Witch, this kills them both. Darkseid does not get to Parasite in time to help him but he easily finishes off the weakened Gannon and Jet Li with his bear hands. Superman flies up punching Darkseid, Darkseid returns with a quick Omega beam blast but Superman blocks it with his own eye beams. Darkseid attacks with a flurry of punches but Superman takes to the air; in the end it would be Superman's speed, not his strength that would finish Darkseid as he flies up behind him and stabs him in the neck with the green dagger that had been knocked into the air by Seraph, out of The Green Ranger's hand. Darkseid dies but as Superman flies over to help Seraph, Seraph stops the battle and tells Tommy that he has fought well and that he is no longer a threat to The Oracle. The Green Ranger leaves with his life.
TEAM ED IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Shaun Vs. Team Griffin
Team Shaun is Omega Red, Soundwave w/ Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat, Venom, Darth Maul, Tails, Hammer Bros. #1-6, and Little Goomba #1 & 2.
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Griffin is Black Tom Cassidy, Paul Maud'dib, The Leprechaun, King Richard the Lionhearted (player/coach), Mighty Joe Young, Nemesis Enforcer, and Allosaurus # 11 & 12.
King Richard, despite being horseless (what's up with that)? Orders an all out frontal attack on what appears to be a rather small squad. Black Tom instantly pulls all of the hammer bros. wood handled hammers away from them and sends them flying at Omega Red. Black Tom then has all of them explode in Omega Red's face killing him. Mighty Joe Young then Jumps into the air and lands on both the goombas (100 points, 200 points) and then without touching the ground jumps on the heads of all 6 unarmed hammer bros. (400, 800, 2000, 1 up, 2 up, 4 up). King Richard who is now thinking that he is only up against 3 more people orders his men to surround Team Shaun and Black Tom begins to control the grass to consume them in a tangled mess, but just then Venom reveals Coach McGruff the Crime Dog's secret plan as he pulls what appears to be a large radio out of his alien symbiote suit. He throws the radio into the air and then Soundwave transforms and orders the eject of all 6 of his tapes. Soundwave and his tapes stay airborn to avoid the attacking grass, Tails begins spinning his double tails to follow Soundwave's lead and Darth maul and Venom both use their superhuman jumping abilities to jump onto the backs of Rumble and Frenzy. Only Ravage who is unable to fly falls to the ground where he is consumed by Black Tom's attacking grass. Mighty Joe Young also jumps into the air and grabs onto Soundwave. Soundwave, although taking a beating from the large ape continues to fly higher into the air as fast as he can. Eventually Mighty Joe begins feeling light headed and loses his grip. He plummets to his death. Team Shaun knows that if they want to have any chance of beating Team Griffin they are going to have to take out Black Tom, so Rumble flies over top of him and then throws Venom down into the mix. Venom goes rocketing down with his huge teeth exposed and lands directly on top of Black Tom, surrounding him in black symbiote and biting his jugular vein. Although they are not fast enough to save Black Tom The Leprechaun and Paul both start stabbing Venom repeatedly until he is dead. Rumble and Frenzy both drop to the ground and begin hammering it to cause an earthquake. Most of them are having trouble moving, except for the allosauruses; but Tails uses himself as a diversion and the dinosaurs begin chasing him because he, unlike the robots is actually food. Soundwave, Lazerbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat all open fire on the Allosauruses which they are very good at due to all of the practice they have had fighting the Dinobots. The two animals are to busy fighting over a mutant hedgehog to realize that they are under serious attack. The 3 transformers succeed in destroying them but not before Allosourus #2 swallows Tails whole. The Leprechaun shoots some magic at Rumble and Frenzy to knock them over and finally end their earthquake. Nemesis Enforcer, who up until this point has acted primarily as a personal bodyguard to King Richard Flies over to assist Paul Maud'dib who has begun to fight with Darth Maul. Due to all of the lazer activity going on Paul has deactivated his personal Holtzman Shield because he does not wish to cause a nuclear blast. Darth Maul force pushes Paul out of the way and then turns his attack toward Nemesis enforcer. Nemesis then enforces his way right into Darth Maul's lightsaber. King Richard, fearless as ever attacks Rumble head on. Rumble tries to shoot him but misses and King Richard jumps right into his stomach, hacking away with his sword. Rumble seems unable to defend himself against Richard's speed and stops functioning as Richard pulls his tattered sword out of Rumble's broken circuits; he then with an amazing toss throws his sword into the air as Rumble's fellow tapes come to his aid. The sword goes right into Ratbat destroying him but Lazerbeak and Buzzsaw avenge the other two Decepticons by blasting King Richard with all of their fire power. Maul and Paul are still moving around each other; fighting with perfect style and moving at incredible speeds (truly, I wish you guys could see it, but since you can't, take my word for it). The three remaining tapes then go after the Leprechaun. They begin by shooting him with lazers but he somehow blocks them all with his hands (hey they never explain how he does stuff in his movies so why should I have to). The Leprechaun then conjurs up all of his energy into a ball and blasts Lazerbeak right out of the sky, but before he could do it again Soundwave lands on top of him crushing him to death. If Soundwave had a sense of humor he would at this point make some sort of radio/alarm clock joke that ended with "top of the mournin' to ya" but he doesn't. Paul and Maul are still going at it strong when Soundwave, Frenzy, and Buzzsaw fly up to aid Lord Maul. Paul not quite knowing what to do at his first encounter with a thinking machine and knowing that he cannot take them all plus the Sith Lord; uses his Bene Gesserit power of voice to freeze them all in their tracks just long enough to secure his escape.
TEAM SHAUN IS VICTORIOUS!
Le' Napoleon Brigade Vs. Team Chris
Le' Napoleon Brigade is Poison Ivy, John Mclaine, Gandalf, Aragorn, Danielle Rousseau, Desmond Hume, James "Sawyer" Ford, The Jolly Green Giant, Sprout, The Green Bean Farmer, Horse #26 & 27, and Mapico.
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Chris is Yoda, Kybuck, Robert E. Lee, "Stonewall" Jackson, T-1000, Sgt. Slaughter, Mercer, Taurus, Red Dog, Huckleberry Hound, William Wallace, Wild Man #1, and Al Dawg.
Al Dawg dies. Gandalf, from on top of Horse #27 gives a blast of Magic off to temporarily blind Team Chris, this gives them a moment to attack them off guard just like Napoleon planned. Aragorn takes this oppurtunity to rush in on top of Horse #26 and attack the two Southern Generals. He cuts off Lee's left arm and then stabs Jackson through the heart. This causes General Lee to exclaim "Alas they have taken from be both my left and my right arm). John Mclaine finishes the job and shoots Lee in the head. Sgt. Slaughter and The Renegades then surround Aragorn and knock him off of Horse #26. They rush to attack him. Aragorn pulls his sword and chops off the head of Mercer, then stabs Red Dog in the heart after he cuts in half that stupid stick weapon that Red Dog insists on biting during the movie???? He moves to attack Taurus but Sgt. Slaughter gets him in a headlock just long enough for William Wallace to see that they are in trouble. He throws a spear thru Aragorn, killing him. Wild Man #1 throws an Ax at Gandalf but only hits his horse this kills the horse but leaves the wild man defenseless Sawyer shoots him in the head with a gun given to him by John Mclaine which he stole from Vincent Vega before they left the locker room. Desmond had told his teammates before the match started that they were going to get slaughtered by a tiny green guy but they all reacted with disbelief to this prediction (except Sprout who replied with a "can I get a Hells yeah"). This is where Yoda comes in. Yoda jumps off of Kybuck's back and begins attacking the whole team. He kills Rousseau, Sawyer and Mapico in one little jedi back flip combo and paves the way for T-1000 to come up out of the ground and stab John Mclaine from behind right as he was aiming at Yoda. Oh by the way, while all of this was going on The Jolly Green Giant has been relentlessly trying to step on William Wallace who, with Huckleberry Hound on his back is screaming at and taunting the giant vegetable. T-1000 then stabs The Farmer while Sgt. Slaughter and Taurus both shoot Desmond; Yoda Force pushes Sprout and then throws his lightsaber at John McClaine hitting him in the heart. Gandalf then pulls out Glamdring and cuts the head off of Sgt. Slaughter and turns Taurus into a toad, Sprout then steps on him. Despite this setback things are still looking good for the George Washington coached Team Chris when suddenely Poison Ivy decidedes to stop doing nothing and start manipulating the grass that they are all standing on to attack her opponents. The grass grabs a hold of Yoda and Kybuck restraining them both from attacking. She then begins controlling the shrubs that are attached to the Jolly Green Giant and in a way much meaner than the happy go lucky giant could ever be on his own he reaches out, grabs William Wallace and bites his head off. Right before this happens Wallace throws his taunting partner off his back saving Huckleberry Hound's life. Gandalf then raises up his staff and with all of his remaining power blasts T-1000 into a million hardened pieces destroying the liquid metal robot. Yoda, now completely exhausted and tied up in a huge tangle of weeds has one last chance he sees his lightsaber still laying next to the dead body of John Mclaine. He pulls it to his hand with the force but before the last breath is squeezed out of his tiny body, instead of saving himself he cuts loose his companion Kybuck who runs away to safety, grabbing Huckleberry Hound along the way.
LE' NAPOLEON BRIGADE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Joe Vs. Team Goofjuice
Team Joe is Predator #1 & 2, Mephisto, Green Lantern (Hal Jordan), Snake Eyes, and Army Soldier #1.
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Goofjuice is The Power Puff Girls, Caramon Majere, Raistlin Majere, U.S. Marine #1 & 2, Ewok #3-40, Howard the Duck, and Booster Gold.
Green Lantern and The Power Puff Girls take to the air to begin the battle. Bubbles and Blossom run interference while Buttercup shoots her eye beams at Green Lantern. G.L. is on the defensive because although he may be more powerful than any one of them individually they are working togeather as a team. Raistlin, with help from Booster Gold begin attacking Mephisto from afar, while Snake Eyes and Caramon begin a fierce hand to hand combat/sword battle that would be one for the ages if there was any one dork that actually cared about both of those characters (other than me). Army soldier #1 decides that he has no idea who these tall dudes with the dreadlocks are but that he is going to hang out with them as they decide to take on the small army of ewoks led by the two marines and Howard the Duck. Army soldier #1 manages to kill 3 ewoks before the swarm gets to him and he gets "ewoked" to death. Snake Eyes gains the upper hand in his battle and stabs Caramon in the chest, while Green Lantern finds a weak spot in the amazing Power Puff Girl offense and takes out Bubbles. Mephisto creates a flame wall that Raistlin tries to fight with his neutral magical field but it is not strong enough (or perhaps different enough (dun dun dun?????)) to counteract the sheer hell-fire power of Mephisto. Green Lantern, now only fighting against two little girls doesn't seem to be having as much trouble and takes out Blossom with that way over done huge green fist thing that he is so famous for, but right when he thinks he has the last Power Puff Girl right where he wants her he gets hit with a blast from Booster Gold, who has casually ducked out of the Mephisto fight with a bit of a "screw this" attitude after seeing what Mephisto did to Raistlin. The ewoks, who have suffered heavy losses already manage to knock down Predator #2, so Howard the Duck and the two marines rush over to help. The predator begins to get up but Howard hits him with a Quack-Fu drop kick to put him right back on the ground, the two marines rush in and start riddling the fallen predator with .223 caliber shells from their M-16's (Ewok #19 unfortunetely was a little to close and fell victim to some friendly fire, oops). After they empty their magazines into him 5 ewoks rush in with spears and finish him off, Predator #2 dies. The ewoks and marines are overcome with joy but it is a little premature because the other predator, who is now really pissed off grabs the two marines picks them up and slams their heads togeather killing them both. The remaining predator goes nuts in a mad ewok killing frenzy when Snake Eyes comes in to help and cuts off Howard the Duck's bill with a throwing star, killing him. Team Joe under strict training from head coach Cobra Commander to divide and conquer now turn their attention to Booster Gold. Booster Gold believes he is done for when all of the sudden a tiny right hand grabs him and begins to fly away from the scene. Buttercup's left hand is being taken up by Ewok #27: the sole survivor of the ewok slaughter. The three of them escape with their lives.
TEAM JOE IS VICTORIOUS!
What We Are All Fighting for...
Here is a teaser of the Fantasy Fantasy League Championship Trophy. It stands at 15 1/2" tall. More pictures of it will follow later this season.
Sunday, March 2, 2008
WAY TO GO COMMISSIONER JOSH!
I would just like to congratulate Commissioner Josh on the results of four battles he judged this week. What a way to kick off Fantasy Fantasy League! The battles, all of them, were well thought out and exciting. We as competitors couldn't have asked for more! Congratulations I think are in order to the winners of the very first four battles ever to be fought on the field of the FFL as well.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Beckerman's Backyardigans: Bitches Vs. Team Fred
Beckerman's Backyardigans... is Darth Vader (designated leader), Wolverine, Nazgul #6, Nazgul #6's horse, Black Dragon #1, Green Dragon# 1, and Austin.
Team Fred is Super Skrull (designated leader), Mimic, Compsagnathid #1-12, Absorbing Man, and Master Mold.
Absorbing Man touches Super Skrull's right arm and takes on the density of orange rock. Mimic grows wings and gains some force powers, a healing factor, invisibility, and the ability to shoot poison out of his mouth. The 12 Compy's attack Nazgul #6 and begin gnawing on his horse's legs. The horse manages to step on Compy #8 and kill it but the poison from the Compy bites soon take over killing the horse. This knocks The Ringwraith to the ground but he gets up and starts chopping away at the Compy's with his sword. They seem to be more concerned with the horse meat on the ground than they do with the attacking Nazgul. Master Mold shoots the Green Dragon with a Lazer blast burning his wings off and causing him to go crashing to the ground and to his death. The huge sentinel then lands on top of Austin but Darth Vader does a force version of the "Fastball Special throwing Wolverine (without touching him) onto Master Mold's back. Wolverine being the master sentinel killer knows exactly where to start stabbing Master Mold and kills him. The Black Dragon then attacks Absorbing Man. Absorbing Man thinks he is safe with his new rock solid skin believing that he is impervious to any heat the dragon can throw at him but he does not realize that Black Dragons do not shoot fire, they shoot concentrated acid. This melts absorbing man because he is unable to absorb something that is not solid. Nazgul #6 is pretty banged up but he manages to kill the last of the Compy's. Wolverine begins to spar with Mimic who is very familiar with Wolverine's fighting style; and Darth Vader is fighting with Super Skrull (I am going to have to sit here and ponder this monumental dork event for a minute because that is a fight that I have thought about approximetely 1 zillion times in my life so please bear with me).............. O.K. I am ready to continue, Super Skrull shoots some fire at Vader but he blocks it with the force, he then tries to punch him with his rock arm but Vader avoids it. Super Skrull wraps his stretchy arms around Vader but Vader welcomes the close quarters combat and stabs Super Skrull with his lightsaber. Mimic, who along with Wolverine has suffered several stab wounds realizes that he is no match for both Wolverine and Vader. He turns himself invisible and flies away.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BITCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Team Fred is Super Skrull (designated leader), Mimic, Compsagnathid #1-12, Absorbing Man, and Master Mold.
Absorbing Man touches Super Skrull's right arm and takes on the density of orange rock. Mimic grows wings and gains some force powers, a healing factor, invisibility, and the ability to shoot poison out of his mouth. The 12 Compy's attack Nazgul #6 and begin gnawing on his horse's legs. The horse manages to step on Compy #8 and kill it but the poison from the Compy bites soon take over killing the horse. This knocks The Ringwraith to the ground but he gets up and starts chopping away at the Compy's with his sword. They seem to be more concerned with the horse meat on the ground than they do with the attacking Nazgul. Master Mold shoots the Green Dragon with a Lazer blast burning his wings off and causing him to go crashing to the ground and to his death. The huge sentinel then lands on top of Austin but Darth Vader does a force version of the "Fastball Special throwing Wolverine (without touching him) onto Master Mold's back. Wolverine being the master sentinel killer knows exactly where to start stabbing Master Mold and kills him. The Black Dragon then attacks Absorbing Man. Absorbing Man thinks he is safe with his new rock solid skin believing that he is impervious to any heat the dragon can throw at him but he does not realize that Black Dragons do not shoot fire, they shoot concentrated acid. This melts absorbing man because he is unable to absorb something that is not solid. Nazgul #6 is pretty banged up but he manages to kill the last of the Compy's. Wolverine begins to spar with Mimic who is very familiar with Wolverine's fighting style; and Darth Vader is fighting with Super Skrull (I am going to have to sit here and ponder this monumental dork event for a minute because that is a fight that I have thought about approximetely 1 zillion times in my life so please bear with me).............. O.K. I am ready to continue, Super Skrull shoots some fire at Vader but he blocks it with the force, he then tries to punch him with his rock arm but Vader avoids it. Super Skrull wraps his stretchy arms around Vader but Vader welcomes the close quarters combat and stabs Super Skrull with his lightsaber. Mimic, who along with Wolverine has suffered several stab wounds realizes that he is no match for both Wolverine and Vader. He turns himself invisible and flies away.
BECKERMAN'S BACKYARDIGANS: BITCHES ARE VICTORIOUS!
Reign Supremacy Vs. Team Pete
Reign Supremacy is Chuck Norris (designated leader), Ax-battler, Gilleus Thunderhead, Tyrius Flare, Mega Man, Rush, Sledgehammer, Iron Man, Star Fire, Elite Clone Trooper #21, Zoe Washburne, and Naboo Soldier #1.
Team Pete is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Apocylypse Alice, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, and Goblin #1.
Just like any other time somebody uses Ax-battler for the first time he accidentally uses his magic right off the bat. Tyler Derdon being a closet Sega dork assumes this and tells everyone to take cover. They all do except for Lucca Brazzi who is to slow, he dies. Now the battle truly begins, Goblin #1 runs toward Naboo Soldier #1 and chops his head off, but the Elite Clone Trooper has his back (sort of) and blasts the goblin. Chuck Norris who is a "lead by example" kind of guy knocks Carlos Olivera's gun out of his hand catches it in mid-air then shoots him with his own gun. Chuck then drops the gun (to be fair) and runs toward Kimbo Slice and Tyler Derdon who have become fast friends in the locker room over the past few days. Norris then blocks a punch from Kimbo, pulls him in front of his own body and cracks his neck. Chuck Norris then round house kicks Derdon in the head causing fatal head trauma; Norris then exclaims "the third rule of fight club is: don't fight Chuck Norris". Ram Man then "rams Ax-battler in his six pack abs killing him. Ram Man and Gilleus Tunderhead get into a pretty evenly matched ax fight but Tyrius Flare, who always has Gilleus' back stabs Ram Man in the weak armor spot under his arm (look at the toy if you don't believe me). Zoe, Sledgehammer, and The Elite Clone Trooper have taken cover and are shooting at Leeloo but she keeps dodging the bullets. She runs toward them and knocks Sledgehammers magnum revolver out of his hands and then grabs it off the ground before they can react and shoots the Elite Clone Trooper with it. Zoe thinks that they are done for but Sledgehammer pushes her out of the way, then pulls out a grenade and bearhugs Leeloo killing both Leeloo and himself. Meanwhile Iron Man and Starfire are joined in a truly cataclismic battle with Extinction Alice; so cataclismic that I can't even think of anything to write about it; and Mega Man with with his faithful dog Rush is fighting Apocylypse Alice. Apocylypse Alice karate kicks Mega Man off of Rush and then while on top of the robot dog turns and shoots it in the back of the head. This sends Mega Man into a fury reminding him of his life before Rush and how good his video games were back then. He powers up his heat gun and completely melts the lesser Alice. Iron Man and Star Fire are speedily flying around Ex. Alice but are unable to hit her with any shots due to her superhuman speed. Ex. Alice then locks into Iron Man's brain waves and begins to take over his mind. There is an inner struggle causing Iron Man's suit to go into emergency shut-down but it is to late. Iron Man's brain explodes although Ex. Alice has destroyed one of her formidable oponents she seems to have forgotten about the super powered alien, Starfire whom she was also fighting. Starfire blasts her in the back with her cosmic powers and then punches her in the back of the head, killing her.
REIGN SUPREMACY IS VICTORIOUS!
Team Pete is Tyler Derdon (designated leader), Extinction Alice, Leeloo, Carlos Olivera, Apocylypse Alice, Ram Man, Kimbo Slice, Lucca Brazzi, and Goblin #1.
Just like any other time somebody uses Ax-battler for the first time he accidentally uses his magic right off the bat. Tyler Derdon being a closet Sega dork assumes this and tells everyone to take cover. They all do except for Lucca Brazzi who is to slow, he dies. Now the battle truly begins, Goblin #1 runs toward Naboo Soldier #1 and chops his head off, but the Elite Clone Trooper has his back (sort of) and blasts the goblin. Chuck Norris who is a "lead by example" kind of guy knocks Carlos Olivera's gun out of his hand catches it in mid-air then shoots him with his own gun. Chuck then drops the gun (to be fair) and runs toward Kimbo Slice and Tyler Derdon who have become fast friends in the locker room over the past few days. Norris then blocks a punch from Kimbo, pulls him in front of his own body and cracks his neck. Chuck Norris then round house kicks Derdon in the head causing fatal head trauma; Norris then exclaims "the third rule of fight club is: don't fight Chuck Norris". Ram Man then "rams Ax-battler in his six pack abs killing him. Ram Man and Gilleus Tunderhead get into a pretty evenly matched ax fight but Tyrius Flare, who always has Gilleus' back stabs Ram Man in the weak armor spot under his arm (look at the toy if you don't believe me). Zoe, Sledgehammer, and The Elite Clone Trooper have taken cover and are shooting at Leeloo but she keeps dodging the bullets. She runs toward them and knocks Sledgehammers magnum revolver out of his hands and then grabs it off the ground before they can react and shoots the Elite Clone Trooper with it. Zoe thinks that they are done for but Sledgehammer pushes her out of the way, then pulls out a grenade and bearhugs Leeloo killing both Leeloo and himself. Meanwhile Iron Man and Starfire are joined in a truly cataclismic battle with Extinction Alice; so cataclismic that I can't even think of anything to write about it; and Mega Man with with his faithful dog Rush is fighting Apocylypse Alice. Apocylypse Alice karate kicks Mega Man off of Rush and then while on top of the robot dog turns and shoots it in the back of the head. This sends Mega Man into a fury reminding him of his life before Rush and how good his video games were back then. He powers up his heat gun and completely melts the lesser Alice. Iron Man and Star Fire are speedily flying around Ex. Alice but are unable to hit her with any shots due to her superhuman speed. Ex. Alice then locks into Iron Man's brain waves and begins to take over his mind. There is an inner struggle causing Iron Man's suit to go into emergency shut-down but it is to late. Iron Man's brain explodes although Ex. Alice has destroyed one of her formidable oponents she seems to have forgotten about the super powered alien, Starfire whom she was also fighting. Starfire blasts her in the back with her cosmic powers and then punches her in the back of the head, killing her.
REIGN SUPREMACY IS VICTORIOUS!
RESULTS: Team Shannon Vs. Hannah Montana & Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos
Team Shannon is The Flash, The Incredible Hulk, Storm, Gold Dragon #11, and Jedi Knight #16 & 17.
Hannah Montana and... is Dumbledore, Buffy Summers, Qui Gonn Jinn, Red Dragon #1 & 2, Capt. Tarpals, Gungan #1 & 2, Azeem, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, and Dozer #1.
Red Dragon # 1 & 2 take to the air and so does Gold Dragon #11 with Jedi Knight # 16 on its back. As they fly to meet each other the Jedi jumps onto Red Dragon #2's back and shoves his blue lightsaber into the neck of the dragon killing it. The Gold Dragon tries to catch his Jedi teammate but the Red Dragon attacks him and their air battle ensues. Dumbledore then points his wand in the air and says something gay which brings the Jedi down right on his head before he can use his force powers to land unharmed. Storm then clears the clouds and causes the sun to start burning very brightly behind her team which begins to not only blind The Hannah and Barack squad but also affects the 4 gungans greatly as it begins to "do murder to thesa skins". The Hulk jumps into the fray landing on top of Dozer#1, punching Hannah Montana right in Miley Ray Cyrus' face and then turns Jar Jar into orange goo. He is about to punch Azeem in the face but Qui Gonn force pushes him out of the way. It is now Allah's will that Azeem must stay with Qui Gonn until he has returned the favor. Jedi Knight #17 starts to rush toward Capt. Tarpals and the other Gungans, they begin to back up in fear when Buffy jumps in and kicks the jedi in the face, she then knocks the lightsaber out of his hand and shoves a stake into his heart (Capt. Tarpals, as well as Gungan #1 & 2 all have life debts to Buffy). Buffy is then taken off guard when The Flash runs in and punches Buffy about a thousand times at the speed of light, killing her. The Hulk is still going crazy as he turns Gungan #2 into orange goo (yes, I know I already used that joke). But Dumbledore waves his wand and says some other nonsensical thing which turns The Hulk back into Bruce Banner. Qui Gonn and Azeem then simultaneousely stab Dr. Banner (Their joint man-crush on one another is now solidified for life). The Gold Dragon finally comes out on top of the air battle and bites the Red Dragon in the neck killing it. Storm flies down to come to the aid of Flash but it is not soon enough. Flash was running toward Dumbledore, whom he viewed as the biggest threat when Qui Gonn used his ability to see things before they happen and put his lightsaber a couple of feet in front of Dumbledore cutting the head off of Flash. Storm under strict orders from head coach Mike Huckabee to always spare the lives of her team if possible, turns the winds in her favor and escapes by air with Gold Dragon #11 following close behind.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
Hannah Montana and... is Dumbledore, Buffy Summers, Qui Gonn Jinn, Red Dragon #1 & 2, Capt. Tarpals, Gungan #1 & 2, Azeem, Hannah Montana, Jar Jar Binks, and Dozer #1.
Red Dragon # 1 & 2 take to the air and so does Gold Dragon #11 with Jedi Knight # 16 on its back. As they fly to meet each other the Jedi jumps onto Red Dragon #2's back and shoves his blue lightsaber into the neck of the dragon killing it. The Gold Dragon tries to catch his Jedi teammate but the Red Dragon attacks him and their air battle ensues. Dumbledore then points his wand in the air and says something gay which brings the Jedi down right on his head before he can use his force powers to land unharmed. Storm then clears the clouds and causes the sun to start burning very brightly behind her team which begins to not only blind The Hannah and Barack squad but also affects the 4 gungans greatly as it begins to "do murder to thesa skins". The Hulk jumps into the fray landing on top of Dozer#1, punching Hannah Montana right in Miley Ray Cyrus' face and then turns Jar Jar into orange goo. He is about to punch Azeem in the face but Qui Gonn force pushes him out of the way. It is now Allah's will that Azeem must stay with Qui Gonn until he has returned the favor. Jedi Knight #17 starts to rush toward Capt. Tarpals and the other Gungans, they begin to back up in fear when Buffy jumps in and kicks the jedi in the face, she then knocks the lightsaber out of his hand and shoves a stake into his heart (Capt. Tarpals, as well as Gungan #1 & 2 all have life debts to Buffy). Buffy is then taken off guard when The Flash runs in and punches Buffy about a thousand times at the speed of light, killing her. The Hulk is still going crazy as he turns Gungan #2 into orange goo (yes, I know I already used that joke). But Dumbledore waves his wand and says some other nonsensical thing which turns The Hulk back into Bruce Banner. Qui Gonn and Azeem then simultaneousely stab Dr. Banner (Their joint man-crush on one another is now solidified for life). The Gold Dragon finally comes out on top of the air battle and bites the Red Dragon in the neck killing it. Storm flies down to come to the aid of Flash but it is not soon enough. Flash was running toward Dumbledore, whom he viewed as the biggest threat when Qui Gonn used his ability to see things before they happen and put his lightsaber a couple of feet in front of Dumbledore cutting the head off of Flash. Storm under strict orders from head coach Mike Huckabee to always spare the lives of her team if possible, turns the winds in her favor and escapes by air with Gold Dragon #11 following close behind.
HANNAH MONTANA AND BARACK OBAMA'S "BEST OF BOTH WORLDS" TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS IS VICTORIOUS!
RESULTS: Team Amy Vs. The Outsiders
Team Amy is Megatron (designated leader), Deadpool, Voodoo, Legolas, The Constructicons, horse #1 & 2, & Lala.
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Ares, Beast Boy, & The Predicons.
The Outsiders are already on the battlefield, General Windu instantly orders The Predicons to form PrediKing. Megatron and The Constructicons land ready to fight while Legolas and Voodoo ride up on horse #1 and Deadpool and Lala ride up on horse #2 (Lala is assuring Deadpool that she is loyal to Lolo and that they will not be "hooking up aftet the battle"). Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator. Devastator and PrediKing begin a cataclismic gestalt fight much like they would have done in the cartoon, where they begin to punch each other in an extremely cumbersome fashion (because just like in the cartoon, 40 foot tall robots would obviousely be cumbersome as opposed to 20 foot tall robots who are extremely agile). Beast Boy turns into a T-Rex and knocks over horse #2, he then swallows Lala whole and crushes horse #2 killing them both. Deadpool does a crazy back flip and then just like Head Coach Comissioner Gordon showed them in practice catches Megatron as he transforms into a gun. Deadpool shoots T-Rex Beast Boy three times until he turns back into regular Beast Boy and then Deadpool shoots him again, Beast Boy dies. Deadpool then turns the gun toward Mace Windu and attempts to shoot him, but Mace blocks it with his lightsaber and hits Deadpool knocking him to the ground, Megatron transforms back to robot form. In the mean time Legolas is riding around Ares and shooting him with arrows but they are not having much effect on his armor. Mace takes a run at Megatron but while he is force jumping toward him Voodoo magnetically sucks the lightsaber out of Mace Windu's hand, Voodoo then rips the armor off of Ares. This really pisses off the god of war who exclaims "Who the Tartarus needs armor" as he runs over to Voodoo and kills her with his bear hands. The loss of the lightsaber doesn't slow Mace down as he jumps into Megatron's chest and starts doing that fast punch thing that he does in the cartoon despite the fact that no jedi ever did anything like that in the movies. Devastator begins to take the upper hand in his fight with PrediKing punching him in the stomach and then bringing his fists down on top of them, splitting the Predicons apart. This action kills the stomach part and both of the legs (yes, I am listing them as body parts because I do not know their individual names). Devastator then turns to crush the bird Predicon but ignores the tiger. Ares knocks Legolas off his horse killing it. Legolas flips off the dead horse and begins shooting many arrows into the unarmored Ares. This weakens him but he is finished off when Legolas throws his dagger into Ares' head and the Devastator does a belly flop onto the god of war killing him (yes, this killed him so please don't begin writing comments about how Greek gods are immortal, or this is going to be a really long season). Mace continues to beat the crap out of the much larger Megatron and then force pushes him into the ground breaking him into pieces, killing him. Mace, despite feeling very victorious is exhausted when Legolas grabs the purple lightsaber out of dead Voodoo's hands and throws it to Deadpool who's healing factor has finally fixed his initial wounds. Deadpool then opens the lightsaber and plunges it into the back of the unarmed Mace Windu. The tiger Predicon escapes with its life.
TEAM AMY IS VICTORIOUS!
The Outsiders are Mace Windu (designated leader), Ares, Beast Boy, & The Predicons.
The Outsiders are already on the battlefield, General Windu instantly orders The Predicons to form PrediKing. Megatron and The Constructicons land ready to fight while Legolas and Voodoo ride up on horse #1 and Deadpool and Lala ride up on horse #2 (Lala is assuring Deadpool that she is loyal to Lolo and that they will not be "hooking up aftet the battle"). Megatron orders The Constructicons to form Devastator. Devastator and PrediKing begin a cataclismic gestalt fight much like they would have done in the cartoon, where they begin to punch each other in an extremely cumbersome fashion (because just like in the cartoon, 40 foot tall robots would obviousely be cumbersome as opposed to 20 foot tall robots who are extremely agile). Beast Boy turns into a T-Rex and knocks over horse #2, he then swallows Lala whole and crushes horse #2 killing them both. Deadpool does a crazy back flip and then just like Head Coach Comissioner Gordon showed them in practice catches Megatron as he transforms into a gun. Deadpool shoots T-Rex Beast Boy three times until he turns back into regular Beast Boy and then Deadpool shoots him again, Beast Boy dies. Deadpool then turns the gun toward Mace Windu and attempts to shoot him, but Mace blocks it with his lightsaber and hits Deadpool knocking him to the ground, Megatron transforms back to robot form. In the mean time Legolas is riding around Ares and shooting him with arrows but they are not having much effect on his armor. Mace takes a run at Megatron but while he is force jumping toward him Voodoo magnetically sucks the lightsaber out of Mace Windu's hand, Voodoo then rips the armor off of Ares. This really pisses off the god of war who exclaims "Who the Tartarus needs armor" as he runs over to Voodoo and kills her with his bear hands. The loss of the lightsaber doesn't slow Mace down as he jumps into Megatron's chest and starts doing that fast punch thing that he does in the cartoon despite the fact that no jedi ever did anything like that in the movies. Devastator begins to take the upper hand in his fight with PrediKing punching him in the stomach and then bringing his fists down on top of them, splitting the Predicons apart. This action kills the stomach part and both of the legs (yes, I am listing them as body parts because I do not know their individual names). Devastator then turns to crush the bird Predicon but ignores the tiger. Ares knocks Legolas off his horse killing it. Legolas flips off the dead horse and begins shooting many arrows into the unarmored Ares. This weakens him but he is finished off when Legolas throws his dagger into Ares' head and the Devastator does a belly flop onto the god of war killing him (yes, this killed him so please don't begin writing comments about how Greek gods are immortal, or this is going to be a really long season). Mace continues to beat the crap out of the much larger Megatron and then force pushes him into the ground breaking him into pieces, killing him. Mace, despite feeling very victorious is exhausted when Legolas grabs the purple lightsaber out of dead Voodoo's hands and throws it to Deadpool who's healing factor has finally fixed his initial wounds. Deadpool then opens the lightsaber and plunges it into the back of the unarmed Mace Windu. The tiger Predicon escapes with its life.
TEAM AMY IS VICTORIOUS!
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
EMERGENCY: Last Minute Change!
Due to a state of near mutiny by several competitors, the weekly point values have all been doubled. I hope this does not screw up anybody's team plans, but due to the desire to be able to use more characters on all of the individual rosters this last minute change will be made. I will attempt to avoid making anymore last minute changes (No Promises).
Example: Week 1 is now 200 points.
Example: Week 1 is now 200 points.
2008 Schedule
Week 1: Grassland
Maximum 100 Points
Conference Week
Nick Houslander Vs. Shannon Pilkinton
Joe Levine Vs. Mike Geney
Chris Artrip Vs. Julie Artrip
Shaun Poteracki Vs. Griffin Poteracki
Bryan Beckerman Vs. Fred Baker
Mike Sroka Vs. Pete Sosa
Amy D'Amico Vs. Matt Oblak
Ryan Poteracki Vs. Ed Zacharski
Week 2: Water
Maximum 200 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Chris
Shannon Vs. Julie
Joe Vs. Shaun
Mike G. Vs. Griffin
Bryan Vs. Amy
Fred Vs. Matt
Mike S. Vs. Ryan
Pete Vs. Ed
Week 3: Desert
Maximum 300 Points
Interleague Play: American League rules.
Nick Vs. Ryan
Shannon Vs. Mike S.
Joe Vs. Bryan
Mike G. Vs. Fred
Chris Vs. Pete
Julie Vs. Amy
Shaun Vs. Ed
Griffin Vs. Matt
Week 4: City
Maximum 500 Points
Interleague Play National League rules.
Nick Vs. Mike S.
Joe Vs. Fred
Chris Vs. Ed
Shaun Vs. Matt
Shannon Vs. Amy
Mike G. Vs. Bryan
Julie Vs. Pete
Griffin Vs. Ryan
Week 5: Arctic
Maximum 650 Points
Rivalry Week
Chris Vs. Mike G.
Nick Vs. Joe
Bryan Vs. Fred
Amy Vs. Matt
Julie Vs. Shannon
Shaun Vs. Griffin
Mike S. Vs. Pete
Ryan Vs. Ed
Week 6: Space
Maximum 800 Points
Conference Week
Nick Vs. Joe
Shannon Vs. Mike G.
Chris Vs. Shaun
Julie Vs. Griffin
Bryan Vs. Mike S.
Fred Vs. Pete
Amy Vs. Ed
Matt Vs. Ryan
Week 7: City
Maximum 450 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Julie
Shannon Vs. Chris
Joe Vs. Griffin
Mike G. Vs. Shaun
Bryan Vs. Matt
Fred Vs. Amy
Mike S. Vs. Ed
Pete Vs. Ryan
Week 8: Desert
Maximum 250 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Shaun
Shannon Vs. Griffin
Joe Vs. Chris
Mike G. Vs. Julie
Bryan Vs. Ryan
Fred Vs. Ed
Mike S. Vs. Matt
Pete Vs. Amy
Week 9: Water
Maximum 150 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Griffin
Shannon Vs. Shaun
Joe Vs. Julie
Mike G. Vs. Chris
Bryan Vs. Ed
Fred Vs. Ryan
Mike S. Vs. Amy
Pete Vs. Matt
Week 10: Grassland
Maximum 75 Points
Conference Week
Nick Vs. Mike G.
Shannon Vs. Joe
Chris Vs. Griffin
Julie Vs. Shaun
Bryan Vs. Pete
Fred Vs. Mike S.
Amy Vs. Ryan
Matt Vs. Ed
The odd weeks are Retreat weeks and the even weeks are Death Match.
Four teams from each league will make the play-offs, the conference winners are guaranteed a spot.
Maximum 100 Points
Conference Week
Nick Houslander Vs. Shannon Pilkinton
Joe Levine Vs. Mike Geney
Chris Artrip Vs. Julie Artrip
Shaun Poteracki Vs. Griffin Poteracki
Bryan Beckerman Vs. Fred Baker
Mike Sroka Vs. Pete Sosa
Amy D'Amico Vs. Matt Oblak
Ryan Poteracki Vs. Ed Zacharski
Week 2: Water
Maximum 200 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Chris
Shannon Vs. Julie
Joe Vs. Shaun
Mike G. Vs. Griffin
Bryan Vs. Amy
Fred Vs. Matt
Mike S. Vs. Ryan
Pete Vs. Ed
Week 3: Desert
Maximum 300 Points
Interleague Play: American League rules.
Nick Vs. Ryan
Shannon Vs. Mike S.
Joe Vs. Bryan
Mike G. Vs. Fred
Chris Vs. Pete
Julie Vs. Amy
Shaun Vs. Ed
Griffin Vs. Matt
Week 4: City
Maximum 500 Points
Interleague Play National League rules.
Nick Vs. Mike S.
Joe Vs. Fred
Chris Vs. Ed
Shaun Vs. Matt
Shannon Vs. Amy
Mike G. Vs. Bryan
Julie Vs. Pete
Griffin Vs. Ryan
Week 5: Arctic
Maximum 650 Points
Rivalry Week
Chris Vs. Mike G.
Nick Vs. Joe
Bryan Vs. Fred
Amy Vs. Matt
Julie Vs. Shannon
Shaun Vs. Griffin
Mike S. Vs. Pete
Ryan Vs. Ed
Week 6: Space
Maximum 800 Points
Conference Week
Nick Vs. Joe
Shannon Vs. Mike G.
Chris Vs. Shaun
Julie Vs. Griffin
Bryan Vs. Mike S.
Fred Vs. Pete
Amy Vs. Ed
Matt Vs. Ryan
Week 7: City
Maximum 450 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Julie
Shannon Vs. Chris
Joe Vs. Griffin
Mike G. Vs. Shaun
Bryan Vs. Matt
Fred Vs. Amy
Mike S. Vs. Ed
Pete Vs. Ryan
Week 8: Desert
Maximum 250 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Shaun
Shannon Vs. Griffin
Joe Vs. Chris
Mike G. Vs. Julie
Bryan Vs. Ryan
Fred Vs. Ed
Mike S. Vs. Matt
Pete Vs. Amy
Week 9: Water
Maximum 150 Points
League Week
Nick Vs. Griffin
Shannon Vs. Shaun
Joe Vs. Julie
Mike G. Vs. Chris
Bryan Vs. Ed
Fred Vs. Ryan
Mike S. Vs. Amy
Pete Vs. Matt
Week 10: Grassland
Maximum 75 Points
Conference Week
Nick Vs. Mike G.
Shannon Vs. Joe
Chris Vs. Griffin
Julie Vs. Shaun
Bryan Vs. Pete
Fred Vs. Mike S.
Amy Vs. Ryan
Matt Vs. Ed
The odd weeks are Retreat weeks and the even weeks are Death Match.
Four teams from each league will make the play-offs, the conference winners are guaranteed a spot.
Monday, February 25, 2008
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