Kitties: Cicada, Black Flash, Green Goblin (Harry), Blink, Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Killer Frost, Joe West, Vibe, Iris West, Mystique, John Constantine, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Samus, Scarecrow, Firestorm, & Argent.
Monday, April 19, 2021
Week 6 Southern Air Temple Consortium Match: Spencer and Vaders House of Sith AIDS vs The Kittens of Luna
A Bippen Battle (Striders of Rohan vs. Affirmative Action Popeyes)
Popeyes: Fastbak, Dr. Light, Cheetah, Namor, Namor's Griffin, Power Man (4 Death), Iron Fist (4 Death), Jessica Jones (4 Death), Sebastian Shaw, Dr. Doom, Reptile, Kung Lao, Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, Goro, Tigger (4 Death), Eeore (4 Death), Rabbit, Piglet, Bret "The Hitman" Hart (4 Death), Jim "The Anvil" Niedhart (4 Death), Zodack
Striders: Azula w/ Red Lantern Ring, Rage w/ Red Lantern Ring, T-2 (4 deaths), T-3 (4 death), Abeloth, Steppenwolf w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Winter Soldier w/ Green Lantern Ring, Gothmog the Balrog, 4 Rainbow Six Siege Vanilla Attack Operators, Hellboy, Baron Zemo w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Moff Gideon w/ Dark Saber, Dark Troopers #1-5, Mandalorian #1-5, Balrog #1a, Agent 47, Mew, Mewtwo
The Southern Air Temple wasn’t inhabited for many years. That is until Affirmative Action Popeyes lead by the courageous Tigger decided to post up there. Although uninhabited the word spread quickly that The Southern Air temple was under new control. Winter Soldier and the other members of the Striders of Rohan did not take kindly to the news. The Striders knew what had to be done and that was to whoop some squatter ass.
The Striders of Rohan although eager to rush to the top of the temple they knew they would have to form a plan. Even though they be squatting, they also do be boxin out here. With the strategist that the Striders had a bulletproof plan was imminent. This strategy was led by the likes of Azula, Ash, and Thermite. The plan was ready but as taking head count before battle they had noticed Agent 47 missing as he always likes to work alone.
The plan was set and the Striders ran to the entrance of the temple. At the entrance they are met by a dead body. It was none other than Kung Lao, but something was different. None of the Striders seemed to be able to figure it out, that is until Hellboy lets out a laugh and says “dis boy ain't got no clothes on.” As they all burst into laughter Reptile comes out of nowhere and dismembers Sledge and Glaz in one combo. An all out battle ensues.
Gothmog the Balrog lets out a giant screech signaling shit is about to go DAHN. Mew and Mewtwo quickly enter the temple where they are met by Johnny Cage himself. Mewtwo instantly hits Johnny Cage with a psystrike and he is badly wounded. That move wasn't enough as Johnny Cage knows its a last resort and combos up a fatality onto mew ripping the pour mew in half. As it wasn’t bad enough being ripped in half, he used mew like a puppet. Mewtwo following the rules of pokemon knew it wasn’t his turn to attack so he could not defend the pour mew. T-3 and T-2 show up just as this was happening and blow away the wounded Johnny Cage with ease. Little did they know sitting in the background was Dr.Light. He was slowly working up an illusion to distract the infiltrating Striders. He was able to deceive T-2 into thinking Mewtwo and T-3 were his enemies, so as he do he beat them to death with the closest broomstick (not as cool as a john wick pencil kill but pretty impressive).
All while this is happening on the other side of the temple a fight including hellboy, azula, and rage begins to cause some serious destruction to the building. They are shocked by the pure speed of Fastbak and Cheetah. They have nothing else to do besides try to destroy what they cannot see. This allowed Namor to shove a trident through the backs of rage and hellboy. Azula filled with rage starts to burn everything in the surrounding area, killing fastback and cheetah as they are burned more than a ginger in the sun.
Tigger knew his defeat was coming but had one last resort. He had to send out the big guns and that he did. “Dr.Doom has entered the chat” Tigger says while laughing maniacally. Dr.Doom instantly takes down the Rainbow six team who was leading the Dark Troopers into battle. Abeloth and Steppenwold finally decided to step in and let the children quit playing. The Bringer of pure chaos vs the bringer of Doom. Who will win? Find out next week on dragonball z.
*one week later* The fight resumes Dr.Doom gave it all he got, banishing the nearby Moff Gideon as he just wanted another kill on the board because Steppenwolf and Abeloth are too strong for Dr.Doom himself as Tigger did not give him a team to suffice this battle. Namor and Sebastian Shaw work together to take down Steppenwolf. Although wielding a lantern ring his power wasn't enough to hold the strength of Shaw and Namor together. Winter Soldier rushes to aid his fallen comrade but is met by Goro and Shang Tsung. This turned into an all out side scrolling boxing match where it lasted as long as the Jake Paul vs Askren fight. Goro emerged victorious leaving nothing but the dead bodies of his enemy and teammate. Goro, Namor and Shaw are beaten down and have no help. That is what they think at least.
Iron Fist sitting side by side with Tigger and Kung Lao watching. Jessica Jones is also there nagging that she is the only female left. With her powers backed by feminism and whatever the hell she wants to believe in she takes down the 5 mandalorian sent by Striders. She may have jumped to conclusion to quickly (what a surprise) *haha woman jokes* and is met by Gothmog the Balrog as Balrog throws one quick swipe at her and she is decimated. Iron fist knew this wasn’t going to end well and ran away to Hell's Kitchen.
All that sits atop the temple is Tigger and Kung Lao. Tigger sits there in fear as he sees he made a grave mistake trying to take over the uninhabited temple. Tigger, about to speak, is met by fiber wire being wrapped around his neck and is taken down. The striders sit in confusion as to what had happened. Kung Lao then shows himself tipping his cap. He then removes his cap revealing the identity of Agent 47 the true master of disguise.
Sunday, April 18, 2021
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins
Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Avatar Aang, General Zod, Ursa, Cyborg Superman (w/ Yellow Lantern Ring), Kalibak, Shazam, Avatar Alex: The Last Fart Bender (w/ Final Use of Broccoli), Wedge Antilles in his X-Wing, Zaheer, The Shining Force: Max (w/ The Chaos Breaker, A White Ring, & an Indigo Lantern Ring), Tao, Anri, Alef, Domingo Musashi, Luke, Gort, Zylo (w/ Shower of Cure), Blue (w/ Speed Ring), Tarasu (w/ Glock Model 40), & Jogurt, Red Robin (w/ double Orange Lightsaber), Mas y Menos (w/ Twin Glock 27s), Tom Brady (in The Hulk Buster Iron Man Suit), & 5 Honored Matres.
Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Avatar Korra, The Sentry, Katara, Desna & Eska, Bolin, The 12 Guardian Knights, The Ancient One, Quicksilver, Indigo One & Monk, El Diablo, Kyle and Zachary Houslander: Young Jedi Knights in 2 Jedi Starfighters, Uruk Hai #12-15, & Zombie #18-20.
It is a clear day with the winds blowing heavily here at the hallowed ground known as The Air Temple. In an attempt to gain the high ground, both teams have situated themselves on high mountain tops, traveling ever closer to one another. The fliers and Air Benders are having little difficulty moving upwards, but some of the other troops on both sides are not faring quite as well. Personally with people having rosters of two hundred people, why anyone would play a character that isn't from Avatar or that can't fly in this match is a little on the not thought out side; but it is what it do Yugi.
At the highest point of the highest mountain near the Air Temple a battle of the ages is about to begin. Only two combatants, Aang and Korra stare each other down, knowing that this one on one battle would decide who was truly the greater of the two Avatars. The pitched battle begins; but we shall revisit that later.
It is only fitting that the speedsters would be the first to find each other in what is sure to be a fast paced match even for those without super speed. Mas Y Menos and Quicksilver start doing a bunch of stuff that I can't really see, because they are doing it so fast. Quicksilver seems to have the superior speed even with the twins tightly gripping each other's hands and in perfect unison. They begin running directly at one another with both sides proclaiming some sort of battle cry that I do not understand because I don't speak Spanish or Eastern European whatever. Quicksilver bends into a charging position but the much smaller Mas and Menos go low, tripping the mutant, or Avenger, or Inhuman, or whatever Quicksilver is in Marvel this week, sending him flying off the mountain, plummeting to his doom. Desna comes in for some swift revenge; by flinging some good Ol' H2O at the speedy twins; but they dodge it initially and pull their twin Glock Forties Ludicrous style planting two bullets in Desna's head. The blast of the guns send the little guys not only off the mountain but to the FFL Graveyard as well.
The Ancient One is followed closely by the Indigo Lantern powerhouses Indigo One and Monk with some Uruk Hai and Zombies pulling up the rear as they move towards the entire Shining Force which has taken up a defensive position in a small grassy outcropping free of land effect. The Zombies begin to feast the dragon meat of poor baby Blue, and have some Jogurt for desert; but Musashi gets pissed and makes some short work of all three of them with his Katana before the brain freeze kicks in. Torasu pulls out his Glock and turns it to the side yelling "screw this healing crap, I'm a blast you fools" as he pumps out 18 rounds of 10 MM into the four Uruk Hai, sending the little Priest flying off of the mountain from the blast of his own Glock (I know, I know, I already used that gag; well I'm using it again alright). Indigo One and Monk mow through the good defense and high hit points of Zylo and Musashi, while Anri and Alef fail to impress The Ancient One with magic despite their mastery of Freeze and Bolt. The three Assasins then form up and defend against the axe attacks of Gort and Luke, before sending them plummeting off the cliff as well. Tao grabs hold of her Demon Rod, casting Blaze 4, which much to the surprise of Indigo One burns Monk to a crisp. Indigo One wants quick revenge; but instead gets a taste of the Chaos Breaker through her heart. Max and Tao, standing tall after their victories form up with Domingo flying behind them ready to cast Freeze 4, Desoul or both; but The Ancient One flies in fast and casts a vicious spell that wipes out the remaining Shining Force members for good.
Kyle and Zack patrol the area in their Jedi Starfighters keeping a tight side by side formation; when an X-Wing comes out of thin air and blasts them both with a pair of photon torpedos. Kyle and Zack may be excellent pilots, with Jedi reflexes; but there is only one Wedge Antilles. Both of the Young Jedi Knights eject from their craft and land safely atop a mountain where they are met by The Last Fart Bender: Alex Houslander. The two brothers attempt to hit him with a joint force push, but Alex air bends it out of the way. Alex then smiles and says: "Hmmmm.... Bruh. Bop time" as he pops an enormous piece of broccoli into his mouth then turns around pointing his butt in their general direction. Alex unleashes a fart so epic that it makes him the first ever Avatar to simultaneously air bend (through a mound of feces), water bend (cuz check them pants for did-ahrrea), earth bend (I felt it move), lava bend (the plasma in them underwear), swamp bend (did I mention the plasma in them underwear), fire bend (it burnt off my eyebrows), sand bend (turned it to glass tho), and metal bend (cuz that fart was pure gold) all at the same time. This massive fart took out the whole landscape and ended the lives of all three Houslanders involved.
Eska, Bolin, and El Diablo have taken on the full competitive bending stance as a water, earth, and fire trio, when they are confronted by the likes of Red Robin and Tom Brady in his massive Hulk Buster Suit. The GOAT is quickly thrown off guard by the bending trio who hit him with a flurry of hits causing the bulky suit to become unbalanced. Tom gets a mini rocket off before the benders disable his suit and send him flipping off the mountain, high fives commence; but the rocket hits Bolin right between the eyes ending the celebration. Red Robin moves in directly afterwards decapitating El Diablo; but Eska splashes Red Robin over the edge of the cliff. Tim Drake, sends a perfectly aimed orange lightsaber through the heart of Eska causing the water bender to join him in death.
Cyborg Superman leads Kalibak, Shazam, and a crew of Honored Matres against the dozen Guardian Knights of Cybertron. The Honored Matres move first in an attempt to keep the Guardian Knights from forming a Gestalt using time forgotten tactics developed by the Sorceresses' of Rossack to battle the evil thinking machines that plagued them. This works momentarily, but the Honored Matres numbers are too few. The Guardian Knights destroy all five of them and then merge to form Dragonstorm. The three DC Combatants look like flies zipping around the massive Transformer Combiner; but they don't hit like flies and aren't nearly as easy to swat. Dragonstorm manages to come down hard with a double-fisted punch that annihilates the extremely durable Kalibak; but this attack leaves a major hole in the the defenses of the Gestalt which Cyborg Supes and Shazam take immediate advantage of with blasts of lightning, heat vision, yellow energy, and building leveling fists from the duo that leave a pile of dust where Dragonstorm once stood.
Zod and Ursa have taken flight and are zipping through the air at amazing speeds with their pal Zaheer doing his best to keep up. They come upon Katara and her more than capable companion The Sentry. Katara begins to splash them, but Ursa fights through the water and punches her head clean off. The childlike Sentry gets beyond pissed about this outrage as he had begun to fall in love with Katara because that is what every male (except Saka of course (recognize)) who seems to meet her does. The Sentry uses all of his knock off Kryptonian powers to rip the real Kryptonian Ursa apart; but then becomes a scorched skeleton as Zod hits him with an extremely potent shot of heat vision and then blows away the ash.
The pitched battle between Aang and Korra rages on........
Despite being angered by the death of Ursa, the military mind of General Zod kicks in and he orders the remaining Dino-Mites to form up. They go on a search and destroy mission for the remaining Assassins but are none too happy to meet up with The Ancient One along the way. Zaheer, anxious to prove himself flies in fast towards The Ancient One sending a huge thrust of air in her direction. The Ancient One simply evades the attack as if she was stepping aside from a minor gust of wind and delivers a blast of magic to Zaheer that sends him spiraling out of control and out of the match. The Ancient One targets Cyborg Superman next, with a magical spell causing him to become flightless and which rips his metal body apart from that which was once natural. A smirk comes to the face of The Ancient One who directs her gaze at Zod and says: "I'm sorry to say that my powers are very useful against members of the Kryptonian race". Shazam looks over at Zod as well saying: "I feel like we knew that, did we know that"?? "We knew that". Zod answers as he flies toward The Ancient One at nearly the speed of light and delivers an upper cut to her chin that even the best magic didn't have time to stop.
As two tired, yet determined Avatars battle for dominance a mutual respect has grown between the combatants. A respect that has developed only along with the full realization that this match does not end until one of them is defeated. Bending feats and acrobatic perfection like I have never quite witnessed abounds with neither fighter coming out on top; when the two Avatars realize that only a test of their sheer power will end this contest. They both take in a breath of quick meditation and enter the Avatar state before they each focus one hundred percent of their power directly at one another. Aang reaches his limit as he falls over from the exertion, passing out and going unconscious, while not realizing that Korra has done the same, but has fallen over in death........
Week 6 - Crack Danks vs Little People
Crack Danks: Obi Wan Kenobi w/ Force Saber (-4), Venom, Deathstroke, Onslaught, Mr. Sinister, Jinora, Lin Beifong, Toph Beifong, Beast boy, Jason Voories w/ Red lantern Ring, Grey Worm w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Green Lantern Penguin, Prometheus, Bronze Dragon #1-4
Them Small Peeps: Yoda w/ White Lantern Ring and Dwarf Ring #5, Air Bender #1-3, Zach and Spence: Woke, White Folk from Wakanda, Hermes, Mighty Mousette, Tracks, Nightsister Initiate on Nazgul #9’s Fell Beast (-4), Air Zonk w/ Power Dump, Cosmos, Skyfire, Captain Britain, Serci, Quasar, Mimic (-4), Sunfire
Sorry boys, the creative juices aren’t really with me this week, so it’ll be a short one.
It’s the southern air temple, post-Sozin destruction, therefore uninhabited. The small folks have not really found a home wherever they go, but have stumbled upon this abandoned temple and decide to make it theirs. The place is ginormous, and has plenty of space for the whole team to not have to smell AIr Zonk’s power dumps. Although, the three airbenders oddly feel even more at home than the rest of little peeps. Nazgul #9’s fell beast goes for a joy fly around the area alongside Skyfire.
Jinora and her team of crack filled dank people head for the southern air temple. Jinora wants to destroy it to the ground and build all new so that there are no remnants of the past of destruction it had gone through. As they arrive, Prometheus, Bronze Dragons #1-5, and Onslaught set ablaze the whole temple, not aware there are inhabitants. Toph and Lin Beifong start destroying the base of the temple and the whole building starts to crumple. Quickly, the tiny people become trapped within the burning building and start to suffocate and brun from the fire. Luckily for Sunfire, he can withstand the heat and Mimic copies his abilities so he, too, can survive. Members of the team fall fast, leaving just Sunfire and Mimc alive. From the ashes of the temple, they rise and attack their home wreckers and mow through the dragons, grey worm, Deathstroke, and Beast Boy.
Soon Nazgul #9’s fell beast returns alongside Skyfire and aide their two surviving teammates. They go on to wipe out Onslaught, the Beifongs, and Green Lantern Penguin. In the process, Skyfire is too damaged to escape the battle and is left behind as the remaining three small dudes escape.
Jinora is upset with herself that she was unaware of any people taking refuge in the temple. Her team took a great loss for her destructive ideas.
Friday, April 16, 2021
Week 6 Southern Air Temple Democracy Match : Charles Barkleys Turrible Decisions vs George Washingtons House Elves
House Elves: Thor, Harry Potter (final death), BlackBolt, Mar-Vel, Archangel, Shao Kahn, Sergent Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, Mercer, Hanibal Lectur, Meneleus, Agamemnon, Shaak Ti, Dark Helmet, Predi-Alien, Enfys Nest, Jar Jar Binks, Arsenal, White Walker #1 (final death), White Walker #2 (final death), Mako, Waterbender #1, Waterbender #2, Waterbender #3, Waterbender #5, Airbender #4.
Barkleys: Jedi Padawans #2 and 3 (both last life) , Ludwig Von Koopa w/ White Lantern Ring, Jax, Kano, The Wither, Blood Benders #1 and 2, Combustion Benders #1 and 2, Jotaro Kujo, Joesph Joestar, Mohammad Avdol, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Noriaki Kakyoin, and Iggy the Fool, Dio, Oingo, Boingo, Pet shop, and Hol Horse, Princess Laya of the Salad Kingdom, Pokemon Trainer Scarlet, Piplup, Eevee, and Detective Pikachu, Erasmus, Stryke, Haskeer, Coila, Jup, and Alfray, Hot Spot, Streetwise, Blades, Groove, and First Aid, Zufa and Norma Cenva, Shinobi and his dog, Crimmel, Jill Stein, Al Capone w/ Power Ring, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr., Glenn McClelland and the Boognish, Nurgle The Plaugue Lord, All Might, and Mike Tyson.
Sunday, April 11, 2021
Week 5 Playoff Planet: Be Gentle It's My Third Time Vs. Crack Danks
Be Gentle It's My Third Time: Hun-gurr, Rippersnapper, Blot, Sinnertwin ,Cutthroat, Cindersaur *All 4 death*, Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner, Black Goku, Cloverfield Monster, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, Zombie Superman, Allosaurus 1-5, Zeus, Zilla, Megalon,Taskmaster w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Punisher w/ Vibranium suit, Plo Koon Green Lantern Ring, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, Lashina, Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio w/ Yellow lantern ring, Vulture, Killa, Chuck Norris, Goober fish 1-5
Crack Danks: Black Lantern Kyler Rayner *4 deaths*, Vampire Magneto w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Venom, Dr.Manhattan, Surtur, Balrog of Moria, Ares, Apollo, Onslaught, Pinhead w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Tormund Giantsbane, Jorah Mormont, Grey Worm w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, The Silverhawks -Quicksilver, Tallyhawk, Lt. Colonel BlueGrass, Steelheart, Rayzor, Steelwill, Stronghold, The Copper Kid, and Mayday, War Machine, Prometheus, Bernie Sanders, Vampire 1-10 *all 4 death*, Jason Voorhies w/Red lantern Ring, The Musketeers -d’Artagnan, Athos, Porthos, Aramis, Bronze Dragon 1, Watchdog 1-3
In the forest Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, Suigetsu, Bronze Dragon 1, Balrog of Moria, and Venom were hunting Allosaurus 1-5, Granny Goodness, Bernadeth, Stompa, Gillotina, Mad Harriet, and Lashina. Due to Karin’s abilities they were able to find them before any of the Gentle’s squad could take notice. In their opening attack Taka was able to take down Bernadeth, Gillotina, and Stompa. The Balrog of Moria and Bronze Dragon 1 fought the 5 Allosaurus who stood little chance on their own. In the confusion though, the Mad Harriet cuts up Bronze Dragon 1’s throat killing the large beast. Venom, Karin, and Suigetsu fall to Granny Goodness and Lashina, but Sauske and Jugo exploit this and finish them both. The Balrog gets ahold of the Mad Harriet and destroys her with its immense power.
In the Arctic Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, War Machine, and Jason Voorhies w/Red lantern Ring stood to fight Full Spectrum Kyle Rayner and White Lantern Kyle Rayner. This battle was unbearable as the three Kyle Rayner’s would not stop making quips. These quips enraged Jason so much that his power continued to grow as the fight progressed. Full Spectrum Rayner uses the range of his powers to defeat Black Lantern Rayner and War Machine, but in doing so causes himself to weaken and gives his life to Jason who had become incredibly strong at this time. White Lantern Rayner, having much more experience and control with the power rings, is able to defeat Jason in their battle.
In the desert The Silverhawks; Quicksilver, Tallyhawk, Lt. Colonel BlueGrass, Steelheart, Rayzor, Steelwill, Stronghold, The Copper Kid, and Mayday, meet their enemies the Sinister Six; Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio w/ Yellow lantern ring, and Vulture. An intense battle took place in which the Silverhawks gave it their all and were able to defeat Vulture, Green Goblin, Doc Oc, and Electro. But due to the intense fighting, so much sand was kicked up into the air that Sandman was able to entrap the remaining Silverhawks and bury them and their mounts deep in the desert, eventually suffocating them.
In the skies Ares, Apollo, and Prometheus stand to defeat Zeus and Black Goku. Ares and Apollo are eager to defeat their Father and with the power of Prometheus to strengthen them they are able to do so. But Goku takes advantage of this and opens a can of whoop-ass on the gods. After he mixes up Ares and Prometheus, he is defeated by Apollo who puts an arrow through his head.
The Musketeers view the outside of a large shopping mall eager for their next adventure, they lead with the Watchdogs, Tormund, and Jorah inside the front door, while the Vampires enter the parking garage. Inside the parking garage the vampires search for signs of life, but little do they know they are already being hunted. The Punisher bursts from the shadows and starts to tear them to shreds. As his suit of vibranium begins to turn crimson, it becomes apparent to the vampires that the end is nigh. On the upper levels, the Crack Danks team hears distant running, but with all the sightlines it becomes difficult to pinpoint where the figure will appear. Suddenly Chuck Norris drops from the upper levels unharmed and combos Jorah, but is put into the ground by Tormund. In the chaos, the running has gotten louder and as Tormund turns to swing on Killa, The drip king power slides under his punch and begins to unload with his RPK. Tormunds unarmored body is no match for the power of 7N39 and he drops. The Musketeers open fire and several shots ricochet off Killa’s helmet and some are absorbed by his armor. The cunning Musketeers and the Watchdogs begin to take fire and run for cover. After a continuous exchange of fire, Killa lies dead on the ground with his armor zeroed, but so do Watchdog 1-3, d’Artagnan, and Porthos. Athos and Aramis loot Killa for his weapons and try to find the vampires. Upon seeing Frank Castle drenched in blood, they open fire, but the vibranium suit mostly protects him. The Punisher proceeds to beat down the Aramis and Athos mag dumps him. But then the server desyncs and even though the Punisher is sure that he killed Athos first, they trade lives, leaving everyone dead.
The City became the largest battle of the matchup. With three Kaiju in the mix though, there wasn't a city for very long so let's jump into it. Sutur and the Balrog of Moria with the help of Apollo began to fight the Kaiju. Although technically weaker, the Crack Danks squad was able to take incredible amounts of damage in order to distract the beasts while the rest of their squad could fight the smaller forces. Dr. Manhattan wasn't having any of Superman's bullshit today, especially from an abomination like Zombie Superman. Magneto used the terror cons to help his allies fight the Kaiju and in the process they were all eventually destroyed. Sandman used the shattered glass from all the buildings to shred Jugo, and Bernie, who kept going on about the cost of infrastructure that was being destroyed.
Taskmaster, Mysterio, White Lantern Kyle Rayner, and Plo Koon fight Grey Worm, Pinhead, Magneto and Onslaught, but only Onslaught walks away valuing his own life over all of his allies and using them to do so. Of the Kaiju, only gassed Zilla and Megalon remained, while The Balrog and Surtur finally fell. This made it very easy for Dr. Manhattan, Apollo, and Sauske to finish them off. Sandman did his best against the four remaining Danks, but he was no match for their power and was destroyed. They saw no reason to go and kill the Goober fish, who at this point posed no threat. They do be swimmin doe.
TEAM Takes over The Playoff Planet, co-starring Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions, Affirmative Action Popeye's, and Spence and Vader's House of Sith Aids.
TEAM is Unicron, Primus, Thanos (w/ The Infinity Gauntlet, loaded with the Power, Soul, Space, and Reality Stones), Darksol, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Buckethead, Hightower, Long Haul, Quickmix, & Scavenger, Astro-Train, Blitzwing, Leader-One, Blaster w/ Rewind, Eject, Grandslam, Raindance, NIghtstalker, Playback, Ramhorn, Rosanna, Stripes, Steeljaw, Dile, Zaur, Graphy, Noise, Blackout, Flip Sides, & Sundor, Black Lantern Polaris, Six Shot, Optimus Prime, Dave Parks Prime: A Touch of Grey, Old Man Parks (Grizzled Vietnam Veteran), Wolverine, Non, & Black Lantern Sinestro.
Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisons are Omni Man, Battle Beast, Thrag, Invincible, & Allen the Alien, The Protectobots: Hot Spot, Groove, Streetwise, Blades, & First Aid, Princess Laya of the Salad Kingdom & Pokemon Trainer Scarlet w/ Piplup, Eevee, & Detective Pikachu, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Dave Dreiwetz, Claude Coleman Jr., Glen McCellend, & Boognish in The Poop Mobile, Venom (Flash Thompson), Kano, Sonja Blade, Jax, Shinobi w/ his Dog, Flash (Wally West), Resplendent Man, Ludwig Von Koopa (w/ The White Lantern Ring) on Kid-Nee's Mo-Ped, Al Capone (w/ a Power Ring), The Batman who Laughs (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring), Nick Fury (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), The Spectre, Dhalsim, Donkey Kong, Blanka, Lady Q, Colonel Q, Lady Dimetrescu, Kilawog, and Jimmy (Jedi Padawan #1 (in a Penguin Suit)).
Affirmative Action Popeye's is Destro, Beechhead, Road Block, Gung Ho, Lt. Flint, Shipwereck, General Hawk, Duke, Nemesis Enforcer, Lady Jane, Serpentor, Globulous, The Baroness, Ethan's Juggernaut Tank, Detective Spooner, Sonny, Slimer, Sailor Moon, The Hart Foundation: Bret "The Hitman" Hart & Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, Capt. Jonathon Powers, Nash Bridges, Tatsu, Bebop & Rocksteady, Baxter Stockman, Tigger, Eeore, Rabbit, Piglet, Mike and Laura Sroka, Bryan Beckerman, Fred Baker, Bruno Samartino, Weird Al Yankovich, ET, Timmell, The Tazmanian Devil, Mary Embery, Sentinel #7, The Centurions: Ace McLeod, Jake Rockwell, Max Ray, John Thunder, & Rex Charger, Power Man, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Red Hulk, Red She Hulk, Nolan & Austin: Sith Bros. in a pair of F-18s, & Voldemort.
Spence and Vader's House of Sith Aids are Sasuke Uchiha, Grimlock, Slag, Weapon H, Starkiller, Darth Nihilus, Naruto, The Predacons: Razor Claw, Divebomb, Head Strong, Rampage, & Tantrum, Anakin Skywalker, Pre-Suit Darth Vader, Daenyrius Targaryen & his Dragon, Thunderstrike, Cosmic Spider-Man, Darth Sion, Cad Bane, George the Albino Gorilla, Lizzy, & The Wolf, Vampire Neo, Colonel Stark, Jet Jaguar, & Ultra Man.
TEAM broke the rules. They didn't do what they were told. They have angered Joshatu the All-Knowing and Wise. And they didn't even wear masks or social distance while they were doing it. You see, TEAM did not return to their base last week after their decisive space victory over Spence and Vader's House of Sith Aids. Instead, they called for reinforcements, learned their own level of regeneration, and made their way to the Play-Off Planet on their own. They began taking over the planet and fortifying their positions before the matches even began making a mockery of the well-ordered Fantasy Fantasy League Process. As stated: I: Joshatu the Astounding and Virtuous am not happy.
As the other three squads arrive at the already dominated Play-Off Planet, they quickly find places to take cover and do what they can to develop plans of attack in hopes that the seemingly unbeatable TEAM can be destroyed.
Since their arrival on The Play-Off Planet, TEAM has continued breaking league rules. Hell bent on absolute domination, some of the most powerful TEAMmembers have begun combining with one another to create power combinations that threaten even Joshatu: The Cunning and Masterful myself. The first combining came with the birth of Thanicron. Using the Soul and Reality stones, Thanos has merged his consciousness with that of the massive size planet Unicron who now wears a continent sized glove on his hand containing the stones. With their cosmic powers combined they create a truly menacing foe. Primus, who holds an uneasy alliance with his brother is not comfortable with the exponentially increased Unicron, now Thanicron; so he develops an alliance of his own. As the god of The Autobots and true originator of the Autobot Matrix of Leadership, Primus works to reestablish the power of Prime. But the Autobot leader is not quite enough to do that fully. Only with the equivalent earth power of Prime can it be done; which is why Dave Parks Prime, who has already absorbed the military experience, strength, and the pure blue collar ruggedness of Vietnam Veteran Old Man Parks is called upon to form the being both massive in size and power of Optimal Dave Primus. With the Dark Lord Darksol controlling the surface and Thanicron and Optimal Dave Primus defending both sides of The Play-Off Planet from above, ever looming and moving closer and closer to the surface, TEAM has the entire planet on a lockdown that would make even Big Gretch Whitmer proud. While the Popeye's and Barkley's squads have met up in a small heavily forested area invisible from space to attempt a team-up against TEAM, The Sith Aids having seen TEAM's power first hand last week have pledged their allegiance to TEAM and have vowed to fight alongside them if anyone should dare contest their dominance.
With such an enormous and important event about to take place, I must warn you the witnesses that this epic confrontation could take weeks by my standards and a minimum of twenty pages for you. Even I Joshatu the Stamina-laden and Powerful must take rest before the match begins. This match shall resume after I take my cosmic sleep for which I have grown so deserving of.
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Hey Everybody, it's me The Neon Master Pogo here to finish flushing this turd before Joshatu the Stuffy and Arrogant wakes up from his PMS Headache.
Let's do this.
Now, I assure you, everything Joshatu the Boring and Boring said was true, but we don't need to drag this out forever to lay out some action. I mean, let's face it; I'm not exactly Hemingway and you dorks aren't exactly the people who read Hemingway.
The Protectabots merge to form Defensor and the Constructicons merge to form Devastator. The battle ends quick because well.... Devastator is way better. I mean I assume you guys have seen the show?? Oh. You guys are too young. Well, just say "Okay Boomer" and take my word for it.
Captain Jonathon Powers and Nick Fury order a full out counter offensive from the infantry with GI Joes taking the lead. The GI Joes, despite taking out The Rampage Wolf with Ethan's Juggernaut Tank do what American Infantry Men do best. They rush into certain doom, catch bullets meant for men deemed more important than they are, and die for someone else's cause. Same goes for their Cobra counterparts, except for Nemesis Enforcer who manages to rip through Cad Bane, Colonel Stark, and the Autobot Cassette Graphy before getting eaten by George the Albino Gorilla (shout out to my boy Brian Colin for creating George and Rampage, one of the greatest video games of all time (and for being an all around cool guy)).
Weapon H rocks Bebop, then bops Rocksteady.
Darth Sion stocks Baxter.... Naw, that just didn't work as well as the last time. Either way, Baxter is dead and Sion did it.
Sasuke Uchiha starts complaining that he is on his last death in the Fantasy Fantasy League and has NEVER GOTTEN THE LOVE HE DESERVES with the mad skills and power he has; because too many of these DAMN WATCHERS don't know anything about Anime and have no respect. But I couldn't hear the rest of his rant because he got hit by a Ford Escort pulling out of the carwash.
Ace McLeod takes to the air and leads the Centurions against the two remaining Rampage giants. They use their superior firepower to take out George and Lizzy. No complaining readers, those two sentences were a better story than most giant monster movies try to give you.
The Centurions are about to be avenged by Cosmic Spider-Man and Grimlock when TEAM remembers that The Centurions used to be on their TEAM way back in the day when they one the First Universe Bowl. TEAM is a jealous TEAM..... Original TEAMmates Leader One, Astro-Train and, Blitz-Wing blow them off the map instead.
Lady Q and Colonel Q attempt to tap into the cosmic amalgated brains of Thanicron and Optimal Dave Primus but fall short despite their greatest attempts. Despite their failure, they use the last of their power to take Black Lantern Sinestro, Darth Sion, Naruto, and even the mighty TEAM ground commander Darksol with them as they perish. No complaining readers, those two sentences were a better Q story than most Fantasy Fantasy Watchers try to give you.
White Lantern Ludwig Von Koopa has next to no idea how to work the White Lantern Ring he has been given; but to make matters worse has no idea how to drive a Mo-Ped either. He still brings in a Net-Positive on point usage when he crashes into Ultra Man killing both of them tho....
Rarely do Red Lantern Rings choose their hosts based on last name nomenclature, but Nick Fury was a legit exception. He kept smacking the Mutha-$%^^&*%er trying to get it to work as Six Shot crushed him whilst simultaneously blasting Dhalsim, Jimmy the Penguin Padawan, The Tazmanian Devil, Tatsu, and Sailor Moon. The massive double-triple changing Decepticon is then ripped apart by a pure blast of Yellow Energy from The Batman Who Laughs. The Batman Who Laughs keeps his wicked sense of humor pumping as he pines over the good old days when he used to be able to use fun things like knives on his victims; but he can't help but acknowledge the necessity and ease in which this new yellow ring makes his job go so much smoother. Blaster doesn't think he will have much issue with the creepy looking Batman once he starts ejecting his Autobot Cassettes at him; but The Batman Who Laughs has no problem taking out Blaster himself, Nightstalker, Raindance, and Playback with Piglett, Rabbit, Eeore, and Bryan Beckerman falling as collateral damage in a bloody, and not so pitched battle (shout out Becks on final death) with the former FFL Commish. The Batman who Laughs is having the time of his life until he turns to see some short dude stabbing some adamantium claws into his neck asking the question: "What's so funny Bub"?
Nolan and Austin: Sith Bros. are more than capable of flying their F-18s on a normal day with their extensive Sith training; but after they hooked up with Ol' Freddy Baker and thought they could handle some of that Bubonic Chronic he peddles they were introduced to the true nature of the Dark Side and couldn't fly a paper air plane. At least they crashed the jets into Daenyrius Targaryen and his Dragon in an accidental kamikaze mission. Not sure if that could have killed that dude or not to be honest, but if y'all Game of Thrones fans wanted me to go back and watch that show than you shouldn't of cried about the last season so hard all over the interwebs.
Omni Man, Battle Beast, Thrag, Allen the Alien, & Invincible bring Sentinel #7 and Weird Al for the LULZ with them on their valiant attack on Thanicron, while Resplendent Man and Flash let Power Man and Iron Fist tag along on their mission against Optimal Dave Primus. This would have been epic had Joshatu kept Watching; but dis be me Pogo reporting in saying that the little guys lost to the big huge cosmic robots.
Anakin Skywalker and Pre-Suit Vader (yes, pretty much two of the same dude) ignite their lightsabers and mow through Detective Spooner, Sonny, Slimer, Capt. Power, & the always wily and jaunty Nash Bridges. Red She Hulk says: "I'll handle this".
Tigger asks: "How"??
"She'll have help" says Jessica Jones as she, Mary Embery, Laura Sroka, Sonja Blade, and Lady Dimetrescu form up in a super woke moment to take down the patriarchy just like the chicks did in Avengers: End Game. They then see the two extra white, privileged, men standing there and they all died from the sight of the toxic masculinity. It was beyond evil in its scope. Nothing a Sith Lord or Mad Titan has ever done previously can be compared to the sheer evil of being a white Male. if it were any more racist and Sexist it would have had to happen in Georgia. I'm disgusted. That's it. We are moving the FFL All Star Game.
I was eating a Milky Way when Vampire Neo flew in fast towards Voldemort and I must have missed how they both died.
Black Lantern Polaris helps out two of the greatest tag teams of all time in Timmell and Mike Sroka and The Hart Foundation while she holds Slag still with her magnetic powers allowing them to dismantle him. Grimlock then steps on all four of the warriors to avenge his Dinobot buddy.
Bruno Samartino is a legend who bops hard but not hard enough to hang with Cosmic Spider-Man.
Tigger kills Star Killer just to make all the Gamer kids cry and then gets stepped on by Jet Jaguar.
Non and Devastator crush the skulls of Donkey Kong, Kano, and Jax but The Boognish and his new, less-powerful sidekick: The Spectre cosmic fart on Non and then eat Devastator whole, causing them to urinate out energon-laced-urea on Leader One, Grandslam, Noise, and Blackout. The power duo then gets uppity and tries to fly into space and do the same to Optimal Dave Primus who one ups their heavy machinery golden shower attempt and straight up misses with a cosmic Cleveland Steamer that ends up sending an Autobot collective power dump down their throats.
The Gener and the Deaner rolling shotgun in the Poop Mobile with Claude, Dave, & Glenn smushed into the back are none too happy to see the death of their music inspiring Demon-god which is why they hit the gas and move in fast towards Black Lantern Polaris. She tries to stop them as she would with any other automobile moving towards her; but they keep coming. This of course is not because of their cosmic or musical powers but the simple fact that the car is made not of metal, but completely made of fecal matter which as we all know has no magnetic properties. They crash into the Black Lantern Mutant and die when they hit her evil Oan Energy field; but the vehicle and the impact affect the daughter of Magneto greatly as the two vile plasmas morph together and turn her into Brown Lantern Polaris.
Blanka joins Princess Laya and Scarlet in throwing shade at Thunderstrike claiming that Detective Pikachu and Blanka could totally out lightning him. It doesn't help that Laya and Scarlet are telling Thunderstrike that he is not nearly as cute as the guy who plays the real Thor in the MCU (and he isn't even as cute as his brother in Hunger Games). Eevee and Piplup are laughing hysterically at the sick burns while drinking some white claws and talking about low carb lifestyles and what they can do for abs that are underwhelming at best. They start to go nuts with the lightning battle that it sure looks like Thunderstrike is going to win when the lightning hits Astro-Train and Blitz-Wing causing them to crash onto the scene wiping out everyone involved.
Al Capone wraps up his humanitarian effort to set up the first Play-Off Planet Soup Kitchen and uses his Power Ring to put a Boost spell on Blanka, Shinobi, and his Dog. They use the added strength and attack points to take out Stripes, Dile, & Zaur; but once Wolverine joins the fight to aid Rewind, Eject, Rosanna, and the other tapes the trio are defeated. Wolverine is then met by a truly pitched battle as Al backs up Venom; but Logan is still just too good at what he does to be defeated.
Good Ol' Freddy Baker and E.T. the Extra Terrestrial may be higher than every unsuspecting fetus at Woodstock; but that doesn't stop them from joining the last stand led by Kilawog and The Red Hulk. Fighting prowess mixed with raw power helps this fearsome foursome mow through the likes of Pre-Suit Vader, Darth Nihilus, and even the fully expanded Jet Jaguar before they plot their attack on Thanicron himself.....
Kilawog puts the Four Horsemen of the Transformer apocalypse (as they just started calling themselves) in a green aura to protect them as ET starts the process of flying them directly into the eye of Thanicron to deliver the killing blow.
"Let's do this" screams Rulk and Kilawog in unison.
As they speed towards the massive space robot ET and Fred hit that funny cigarette one more time before Baker yells: "YOU MADE YOUR "FRED" NOW SLEEP IN IT SUCKAH"
And...........................
FFL 2021 Week 5: Universe Bowl Rematch
*-4 Denotes 4 deaths*
Little People: Yoda w/ White Lantern Ring and Dwarf Ring #5, Vampire Darth Maul w/ Orange Lantern Ring and Darksaber, X-23 & Gabby Kinney, Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, Lando Clarissean, Nien Nunb, Lobot, &Fa-4 in Bico’s Y-1300 Light Freighter, Mandalore the Great w/ Dark Saber, Tyrion Lannister w/ Dwarf Ring, Omega Supreme (-4), Black Lantern Vampire, Zombie Vampire, ALf in Josh’s A-Wing, The Stunticons, Jared Nomak, Luminara Unduli w/ Green Lantern Ring (-4), Batgirl w/ 2 White Lightsabers, Black Dragon #1, Vorian Atreides in X-Wing (-4), Zach and Spence in Wedge’s Snow Speeder, The Huntress w/ a double red lightsaber in an Arwing (-4), Captain Britain, Rachel Summers: Phoenix, Shadowcat w/ Lockheed and Widget, Meggan, Vampire Predator (-4), Predator #1A (-4), Wonder Man, The Mandalorian (-4), Grogu w/ Blue Lantern Ring in a TIE Bomber, Harambe w/ Blue Lantern Ring (-4), Depa Billaba in B-Wing, Chip N’ Dale Rescue Rangers both w/ Indigo Lantern Rings, John Rambo, Sunfire, Alia Atreides w/ a Star Sapphire Ring, Vampire Batman (-4), Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, James Madison, AIr Bender #1-3, Earth Bender #1-3 in a Star Destroyer
Dinomites: Avatar Aang w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, The Flash w/ Blue Lantern Ring, Jay Garrick Flash w/ Green Lantern Ring, Captain America w/ Green and Blue Lantern Ring (-4), Falcon and Red Wing, Nazgul #8 w/ The Melt Stick on his Fell Beast, The Fantastic Four: Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch, and The Thing, Nightwing on his motorcycle w/ Green Lightsaber, Link w/ Master Sword, Hylian Shield and Green Lantern Ring, Cyborg Superman w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Ice w/ Star Sapphire Ring (-4), Steel Superman, The Black Racer, Mas, Menos, Vampire Larfleeze (-4), Jango Fett, Avatar Alex w/ Wii Mote, Velociraptor Riding Grayson, Big Barda, Cassian and K-2SO in Cassian’s U-Wing (-4), Kal Cestis in X-Wing, 10 Evil Dwarves one (-4), Giant Man, Booster Gold, Dark Dragon, Ant-Man, Wasp, 4 Rebel Troopers in an A.A.T.
Forest:
Little People: X-23, Gabbie Kinney, Luminara Unduli, The Huntress, Vampire Predator, Predator #1A, Harambe, and John Rambo
Dinomites: Jay Garrick Flash, Link, Mas and Menos, Avatar Alex and Grayson, 10 Evil Dwarves, and 4 Rebel Troopers in A.A.T.
We start off the Universe Bowl Rematch in the Forest.
Mas and Menos begin the battle by speeding way ahead of the rest of the Dinomites into the forest. Little did they know, they were speeding onto a great ape’s territory. All of a sudden Mas trips over a tree root, but it was no normal tree root, it looked like a normal root but was giving off a luminescent blue hue to it. Menos then backtracks to help his fallen brother but then they are both crushed by a large stone, that also had a luminescent blue hue to it.
Jay Garrick catches up to the two speedsters but only sees a flattened pile of flesh with red blood splattered all over the place. While Jay Garrick is investigating the scene, Avatar Alex and Grayson wander off into the forest where they eventually run into Harambe. They were surprised to see him. Alex exclaims “It cannot be...You fell”. Harambe responds “darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time, stars wield over head and everyday was as long as a life age of the earth, but it was not the end, I felt life in me again. I’ve been sent back until my task of saving the Little People’s unsatisfactory start to the season is done.” Harambe says to the two youngsters “This is no place for two little one’s like you. Leave now and save yourselves.” Surprisingly Alex actually listens to advice for once and convinces Grayson to leave the battlefield with him. The little one’s should feel lucky that Harambe had spared them because he’s about to cause some absolute carnage.
The rest of the Dinomites catch up to Jay Garrick and just as they see the remains of Mas and Menos they are attacked from all angles, Guerilla warfare style, by the Little People. X-23, Gabby Kinney and the Huntress show great teamwork to all 10 Dwarves. Link uses his shield to block machine gun shots from Rambo and then uses his Green Lantern Ring to make a bow and arrow and shoots Rambo right between the eyes. Then he goes to shoot Luminara but she is too keen with her Lantern Ring and uses it to block the arrow shot. The Predators then work together to take out the A.A.T.
Jay Garrick uses his super speed to get behind the predators and kills them both with energy blasts from his lantern ring. All of a sudden a loud crack is heard and then a large tree falls on top of the A.A.T. thus incapacitating it. The 4 Rebel Troopers get out and start shooting at X-23, Gabby Kinney, and the Huntress. They do a good job of dodging the laser blasts but eventually they were just too much for the Huntress as she was overwhelmed and died from the laser blasts. Harambe then jumps out of the trees and grabs one of the troopers and uses the trooper as a club to take out the other troopers.
X-23 and Gabby Kinney stand there in shock as they’ve just Harambe brutally kill these troopers. While standing there Link hits Gabby Kinney with an energy blast and kills Gabby. X-23 follows in her father’s footsteps and goes into a primal rage and attacks Link. Link tries to defend himself with his ring by hitting X-23 with an arrow from his green lantern made bow and arrow but X-23 just rips the arrow out of her shoulder. She pushes forward and jumps on top of Link, rips his shield away from him and cuts his head clean off his head. Jay Garrick then runs to her and vaporizes her with a Green Lantern Blast.
All that’s left of the Dinomites is Jay Garrick. Harambe yells to the rest of the Little People “Fly you Fools!”
Harambe and Jay Garrick have a long and heroic battle where eventually they both succumb to death.
Space:
Little People: Lando, Nien Nunb, Lobot, and FA-4 in a Y-1300 Light Freighter, ALf in Josh’s A-Wing, Vorian Atreides in X-Wing, Zach and Spence in Snow Speeder, Star Wolf in Arwing, Mando and Grogu in TIE Bomber, Depa Billaba in B-Wing, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad, Duncan Idaho Ghola #5, James Madison, Air Bender #1-3, and Earth Bender #1-3 in Star Destroyer.
Dinomites: Cyborg Superman, Cassian and K-2SO in U-Wing, Kal Cestis in X-Wing, and Booster Gold.
The two teams spawn into space and immediately Zach and Spence’s Snow Speeder starts to stall out as neither of them know how to fly. Kal Cestis sees the Speeder floating out in space and hits it with a blast from his X-Wing and destroys it.
The Little People’s Star Destroyer starts taking shots at the Dinomites. They hit Kal Cestis in his X-Wing and kill him.Cyborg Superman and Booster Gold team up to take on the Star Destroyer. Booster Gold is hitting the large ship with multiple blasts from his gauntlets while Cyborg Superman uses his Heat Vision to make a weakness in the ship. He then flies with all of his might into the ship and significantly weakens it. The light Freighter and Mando team up and hit Booster Gold with some blasts from their ships but all they really do is minor damage to him. Booster Gold turns around and hits the Light Freighter with blasts from his gauntlets and destroys the ship.
Star Wolf then attacks Cassian and K-2SO, they try their hardest to dodge blasts from Star Wolf, but eventually it was just too much as Star Wolf was just too quick for them.
Varion talks to Star Wolf, Depa Billaba, and Mando over the coms and says that the only way they’ll be able to do any damage to Booster Gold is if they crash into him. So they work together with the Star Destroyer and all at the same time they crash into Booster Gold while the Star Destroyer hits Booster Gold with every cannon it’s got. This kills Booster Gold but also kills Star Wolf, Depa Billiba, Mando & Grogu and Varion Atreides.
Cyborg Superman then uses his Heat Vision and Yellow Lantern Ring to weaken another section of the Star Destroyer and then flies through it with all his will. This destroys the Star Destroyer.
Alf is the only Little People member left and let’s be real, he doesn’t stand a chance against Cyborg Superman. Cyborg Superman kills Alf.
The City:
Little People: Yoda, Vampire Darth Maul, Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, Mandalore the Great, Tyrion Lannister, Omega Supreme, Black Lantern Vampire, Zombie Vampire, The Stunticons (in Menasor form), Jared Nomak, Luminara Unduli, Batgirl, Black Dragon #1, Captain Britain, Rachel Summers Phoenix, Shadowcat w/ Lockheed and Widget, Meggan, Wonder Man, Chip N’ Dale Rescue Rangers, Sunfire, Alia Atreides, Vampire Batman.
Dinomites: Avatar Aang, Flash, Falcon w/ Red Wing, Nazgul #8 on Fell Beast, The Fantastic Four, Nightwing, Cyborg Superman, Ice, Steel Superman, Black Racer,Vampire Larfleeze, Jango Fett, Big Barda, Giant Man, Dark Dragon, Ant-Man, and Wasp.
We start off this section of the battle with Menasor and Omega Supreme teaming up to cause havoc. They start off by attacking some of the weaker members of the Dinomites. Omega Supreme steps on Wasp and then steps on vampire Larfleeze who tries to protect himself with his lantern ring but he was already so weak being a vampire in broad daylight.
Ant-Man and Giant Man retaliate, Giant Man greatly increases his size and attacks Omega Supreme while he has the Dark Dragon, Jango Fett, and Nazgul #8 distract Menasor. Ant-Man shrinks his size and gets inside of Omega Supreme and just starts destroying all of his wires and insides to the point where Omega Supreme can’t use any of the right side of his body. He tries to defend himself with his left side but eventually Giant Man hits Omega Supreme with a mean combo of a left jab, right hook, and finally a left hook. This knocks Omega Supreme on his ass and then Ice begins to freeze Omega Supreme while Ant Man then gets out of Omega Supreme and then becomes huge like Giant Man. The two size changers then beat Omega Supreme until his ultimate failure.
Menasor, angered that his big robot friend had died, stabs Giant Man through the back killing him. He then slaps Jango Fett into a skyscraper, killing him, then grabs the Dark Dragon and rips the beast in half. The Nazgul then starts to use the melt stick on one of his arms but it does not melt quick enough as Menasor grabs the Nazgul and his Fell Beast and throws him into the ground and pulverizes him with just sheer force from the throw. Then he goes to slash at Ant-Man with his sword, but Ant-Man changes back to normal size dodging the sword but then realizes he’s about to be stepped on by the giant robot he cowers in fear. All of a sudden he hears a large explosion and isn’t stepped on. He looks up and sees that Cyborg Superman had just flown into space with all his might and had flown right through Menasor, destroying the giant robot.
Nightwing then rides into the city with Steel Superman and Big Barda flying in behind him. Nightwing is tackled by a leaping Jared Nomak which knocks him off his motorcycle. They then both fight each other, showing an impressive display of hand to hand combat before eventually Nightwing gets the upper hand by stabbing Jared Nomak in his heart with his Green Lightsaber.
Luminara then attacks Nightwing and at first Nightwing is able to hold his own but just isn’t able to keep up with Luminara’s lightsaber abilities, plus she has a green lantern ring, she eventually beats Nightwing.
Avatar Aang shows up to the battle and sees Shadowcat with Lockheed and Widget. He sees that she is running through the walls of the skyscrapers. He waits and watches her run until he comes up with an idea. He sees that she’s running through a building so he uses his fire bending abilities to blaze the whole other side of the skyscraper. She runs through and is immediately burnt by the fire as she is being burned. Aang then hits her with more fire and kills her along with Lockheed and widget.
Steel Superman and Big Barda work together and go on a killing spree. They take out Black Lantern Vampire, Zombie Vampire, Alia Atreides, Tyrion Lannister, Nightsister Acolyte, and the Chip N’ Dale Rescue Rangers. Captain Britain and Meggan then try to get revenge on the two. At first Captain Britain and Meggan are dominating the two. They show good teamwork and kill Big Barda. They were about to do the same to Steel Superman but the Flash came to the rescue and uses his Green Lantern Ring to make a blade and then cuts out the achilles tendons of both Meggan and Captain Britain. They both stand there, unable to move as the Flash hits Meggan with a giant swing of a Green lantern made hammer while Steel Superman flies behind Captain Britain and snaps his neck.
Luminara, Yoda and Batgirl team up to take on Ice, Steel Superman, and the Flash. Yoda uses his White Lantern Ring and immediately hits Ice with a blast, but Ice makes a wall to block himself. After all the smoke had disappeared from the blown up Ice wall there was a leaping
Yoda that had jumped through the smoke and stabbed Ice in his chest with his lightsaber. Steel Superman takes on Yoda while the Flash takes on Luminara. They have a long battle until all of a sudden a piece of I-beam is stabbed through the back of Luminara. Yoda looks and sees that Rachel Summers had done it. Black Racer has used his power of possession to take over Rachel Summer’s will. Yoda realizes this and hits Rachel with a large energy blast from his White Lantern Ring killing her. This also kills Black Racer though. Yoda then turns around and hits the Flash with the same type of blasts as he was still astonished as to what just happened.
Update. The Little People have Yoda, Vampire Darth Maul, Asajj Ventress, Mandalore the Great, Batgirl and Black Dragon #1, Wonder Man, Sunfire, and Vampire Batman left. Dinomites have Avatar Aang, Falcon, The Fantastic Four, Cyborg Superman, Steel Superman and Ant-Man left.
Human torch and Falcon go into a dogfight with the Black Dragon. Human torch has no trouble out maneuvering the Dragon but Falcon struggles and is eventually hit with the Dragon’s fire breath killing both him and Red Wing. Eventually Human Torch gets the dragon to crash into a crane where the dragon then falls to its death.
Mandalore the Great then goes to attack Ant-Man, Ant-Man shrinks to a ridiculously small size, but Mandalore’s skills with a blade are superior as he is able to cut the microsized man in half with his blade.
Human torch then attacks Darth Maul with a continuous stream of fire, at first Maul is able to protect himself with his lantern ring but is eventually too weak as he is in his vampire form. He succumbs to the flames.
The Fantastic Four then team up to take on Vampire Batman. He holds his own for a moment but then is just overwhelmed with the team and is defeated by a deadly combo from the team.
Human Torch sees Sunfire and goes to challenge him to a who is a more powerful pyro battle. Human Torch hits Sunfire with his flames but they do nothing to Yoshida and eventually he uses his superior fighting skills to kill Human torch. This angers The Thing so much that he uses his superhuman strength to knock over a skyscraper on sunfire which kills him.
Batgirl and Mandalore the Great team up to take on the remaining members of the Fantastic Four. Mandalore uses his darksaber to cut Mr. Fantastic in half and then Batgirl stabs Invisible Woman in half. The Thing then throws a car at Batgirl and kills her. Cyborg Superman then flies in from nowhere and hits Mandalore with a blast from his Yellow Lantern Ring.
Yoda, Asajj and Wonder Man are all that’s left of the Little People and team up to defend themselves. The Thing comes rushing into to attack the group but Wonder Man uses his superior strength to snap the neck of The Thing. Then Steel Superman goes and hits Wonder Man with his sledgehammer which meakens Wonder Man. Asajj then attempts to hit Steel Superman with a force push but it does nothing, Steel Superman then punches Asajj straight in the chest which ruptures her diaphragm and kills her. Yoda then uses his lightsaber to cut Steel Superman in half. Cyborg Superman then uses his Yellow Lantern Ring and combines an energy blast from that with his heat vision and kills Wonder Man. Yoda then uses his White Lantern ring to kill Cyborg Superman by hitting him with a huge energy blast.
Aang notices that he’s the last one of the Dinomites left and goes into the avatar state. He uses a combination of all four of the elements to attack Yoda. At first Yoda is able to at least kind of defend himself but eventually it was too much as he was defeated by Aang.
Tuesday, April 6, 2021
Playoff Planet Consortium Match : Ashokas Acrobatic Assassins vs The Super Kitties
Ashokas Acrobatic Assassins: Grand Master Luke Skywalker (last life) , Legends Leia Organa-Solo (last life), The Moniter w/ White Lantern Ring, Blue Marvel, Hyperion, Tornedron, Vampire Poseidon, Black Lantern Dr Manhattan, Sentry, The Ancient One, Father of Mortis, Son of Mortis (last life), The Doom Patrol: Chief, Mento, Elasti-Girl, Robot Man, Negative Man, Young Beast Boy (beast boy when he’s in the doom patrol) (whole doom patrol on there last life), Quicksilver, Lady Deadpool, Kid Deadpool, Dogpool, Headpool, Dunadan Ranger Kyle Houslander, and Stan Lee ( never forget RIP RIP RIP) .
Super Kitties: Black Flash, Blink, Green Goblin, Jesse Quick, HR, Impulse, Joe West, Vibe, and Iris West, Dracula, Mystique, Tybalt w/ Vibranium Suit, John Constantine, Green Arrow and Black Cabary, Jinx ( GI Joe not DC) , Talia Al Ghul, Samus, Scarecrow, Firestorm, Hawkeye, Mr. Freeze, Finich O’ Dare w/ Trident, Argent, All of the following in the Rampion: Cinder, Cress w/ Indigo Lantern Ring, Scarlet, Wolf, Thorn, Iko, Levana, and Dr Earland - End of people in the rampion, The Mummy, Professor Minerva Mognonagle w/ Starman ( the star item from mario), Fred and George Weasly, Neville LongBottom, Sub-Zero, Queen Alien, Captain Cold, Katniss Everdeen in Mandolorian Armour, Baby Ewok #10, and Polaris.
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