Beckerman's Backyardigan's: Beeyatches Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy

Beckerman’s Backyardigan’s: Beeyatches are Pablo, Trident, Mer-Man, Lizard, Abe Sapien, Killer Croc, Sharkticons #1-10, Skullcruncher & Grax, Sentinel #1-12, & White Dragon #1 & 2.

Team Sleeping Pussy is Namor & his Griffin, Mimic, Black Manta, Aspen, Vision, Ultron, Kilowag, Female Sentinel #1-10, War Skrull #1-5, Skrull #23, Brainiac, Navy Sailor #1-9, & Biff Tannon.


All members of the 2 teams are dropped into the water, except for the 2 White Dragons, Namor’s Griffin, and both teams Sentinels who remain airborne. As a Watcher with as much noted experience as I have, I must admit that it is nice to see 2 teams who are so loaded with characters that are actually comfortable in this setting. As these 2 division rivals move closer to each other, several one on one battles ensue. Trident begins battling with Namor, while Black Manta fights Mer-Man and Aspen battles Abe Sapien. In the air the 12 traditional Sentinels clash with the 10 Female Sentinels resulting in the ocean being littered with metal chunks, nuts, and bolts. There is not much play by play to give as the Sentinels use both their metal bodies and their various lasers to attack each other, but the smaller, sleeker, quicker, and more advanced Female Sentinels seem to have somewhat of an upper hand, despite being out-numbered. In the end the original Sentinels prove that their future upgrades are just big tin cans like they are. The original Sentinels lose the battle, but the damage to the female Sentinel ranks are very high considering that only Female Sentinel #4 is left functioning at the end of the battle. Brainiac easily takes possession of the primitive brains of the 2 White Dragons, and makes them attack each other. The 2 dragons battle fiercely and animalistically with none of the intelligence they may have had being utilized at all (by Brainiac’s design). The 2 dragons fight until White Dragon #2 is dead, but by the end of it all White Dragon #1 is so badly injured that Ultron is able to easily blast him out of the sky, despite the fact that he is struggling to stay afloat. Biff Tannon and Pablo begin fighting each other in what I am sure was an amazing fight, but unfortunately I seemed to have dozed off in the middle of it. So to be honest I’m not really sure what happened exactly, I think they both drowned or something. Trident goes in for the kill against Namor with his trident, but Namor quickly evades the attack. The Sub-Mariner then grabs a hold of Trident’s weapon and cracks it in half. After this move, Namor in a similar fashion breaks Trident’s defenseless neck to end the life of the self-proclaimed perfect warrior. Namor’s Griffin swoops down to do battle with Lizard, but Lizard thwacks him with his powerful tail. The Griffin is thrown off course, but he recuperates and then attacks once again driving his razor sharp claws into the back and chest of Lizard to rip him apart. Killer Croc sees this battle transpire and uses it to his advantage. As the blood-thirsty Griffin finishes off Lizard, Killer Croc grabs a hold of the winged fighter and drags him below the water’s surface. Once below the water Croc takes full advantage of his surroundings and bites the jugular of Namor’s servant to kill him off. Mer-Man seems to be even better suited to the water than his opponent Black Manta, even with Black Manta’s enhanced water body, artificial gills, and extensive water training. Mer-Man’s powerful muscles help him swim circles around the equipment heavy Black Manta, but when Mer-Man draws his crustacean sword to go in for the kill he simply cannot compete with the advanced weaponry of Black Manta’s lasers which completely fry the Eternian Sea Creature. Skullcruncher, in his huge crocodile form leads Grax and the 10 Sharkticons to go help out their team’s top characters against Namor, Black Manta, and Aspen; but instead they are met by 3 more Namors, & 2 more Aspens. The 9 Navy Sailors and another Aspen manage to salvage a large chunk of Sentinel into a flotation platform which they climb on top of and prepare to defend, all while Abe Sapien is locked in an intense battle with Aspen. There are very few characters in all of Fantasy Fantasy that Abe Sapien would have trouble taking in a one on one water duel, but in the case of Aspen Matthews he may have found one. Abe does his best to attack Aspen, but her ability to move gracefully in the water surpasses even his besides the fact that she continually shifts her form from solid into water, making it near impossible for her to be harmed at all. Even the super intelligent analytical mind of Abe Sapien becomes frustrated as every attempt at victory seems to scream of defeat. Finally Aspen simply takes control of the water and sends wave after wave into the body of Abe Sapien until he can no longer control where his body is taken by the water. Aspen sends the water at Abe so violently that even a Mer-Man as adept to the water as he, is crushed by the sheer force of the water’s motion. Killer Croc resurfaces after his victory over Namor’s Griffin but he then finds himself ensnared in a net of green energy. Kilowag pulls Croc out of the water with his net and then begins to shrink it to crush the Batman villain in what eventually becomes nothing more than a ball of green energy. The Navy Sailors valiantly attempt to draw some of the water bound Transformers out of the water, which almost instantly works. Several of The Sharkticons attack the 9 Navy Men and the Aspen look-alike. The Navy Sailors thru much team work manage to take out Sharkticon #7, but in the end they are all defeated along with Aspen (actually Skrull #23). Mimic and Vision manage to lure Skullcruncher and Grax away from the Sharkticons, leaving them leaderless (not that they listen anyway) against the 3 Namors and 2 Aspens. The 3 Namors use their strength to destroy Sharkticons #2, 4, 8, & 9 before they are all killed in the battle (In their death they are revealed to be War Skrull #1, 3, & 5). The 2 Aspens (actually War Skrulls #2 & 4) are eventually overtaken by the rampaging Sharkticons as well, but not before they use their water manipulation abilities to destroy Sharkticons #3, 6, & 10. Brainiac, Kilowag, and Aspen then combine their skills to destroy Sharkticon #1 while Namor, Black Manta, & Ultron do the same to Sharkticon #5. Vision phases into the small robot body of Grax, who is not nearly as comfortable in the water as his counterpart/body Skullcruncher. Once inside the Decepticon Vision reestablishes the solidity of his right hand to disrupt the spark of Grax and kill him. Mimic takes to the air with the aid of his wings and then blasts Skullcruncher with an Optic blast/Ice shot combo to stun the bottom half of the Decepticon Head Master. Mimic then dives below the surface to continue the battle. Once below the surface, it is difficult to tell whether Mimic uses the borrowed powers of Aspen or Namor to finish off Skullcruncher, but either way the battle does not take very long.
TEAM SLEEPING PUSSY IS VICTORIOUS!