The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets is Darth Yardigan & Usagi Yojimbo.

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Wolverine & War Skrull #4.

The Brotherhood members arrive at Mulligan’s Irish Pub on Newman Street in East Tawas, Michigan. The aroma of fried pickles fill the air as Usagi Yojimbo walks into the bar, followed closely behind by Darth Yardigan. “Let’s find these Backyardigans and end this quickly. I want revenge for them trading me as if I was unworthy of their ranks,” says the Sith Lord. “Patience, Yardigan. Besides, now you’re with us and you’re N.L.” replies Usagi. They quickly see Logan sitting at the bar out of his costume, smoking a cigar and drinking a beer. “Bubs, if I were you, I’d turn around and get out of here, cause you’d don’t want any of what I got,” Wolverine gruffly says to his opponents. Darth Yardigan ignites his lightsaber and takes a step towards Logan. War Skrull #4, who now has the combined powers of Doomsday and Wolverine, pops out of his seat and kicks Darth Yardigan back into the wall. Usagi Yojimbo leaps up on top of the bar and runs at Wolverine and with one quick swipe of his sword he cuts Logan’s cigar in half. “Oh Bugs, that was a stupid thing to do,” Wolverine says to Usagi. Snikt! Wolverine pops his claws and swipes at the samurai rabbit’s legs, but Usagi hops out of the way. He does a back flip off of the bar top and drives his sword deep into Wolverine’s back. Wolverine spins around, which forces Usagi to release his grip on his sword. Logan then lops Usagi’s head off with his adamantium claws. He lets out a sigh and says “Man, I liked you Bugs, I really didn’t want to do that.” He then pulls the sword out of his back, sits back down and orders another beer, only to find that the bartender is nowhere to be found. Logan climbs over the bar and helps himself to another beer. He then looks up and sees that Darth Yardigan is back on his feet and has just Force pushed War Skrull #4 into the juke box. The War Skrull regains his footing and lunges at Darth Yardigan with claws extended, but the Sith Lord gracefully flips over him, lightsaber drawn and cuts him right in half. As Yardigan lands, Wolverine takes a drink from his beer and without even turning his head says, “Nicely done, bub. Want a beer before we finish this?” “No, I want your blood on my hands now,” says Darth Yardigan. Logan pops one of his claws and draws it across his forearm. He then flicks some blood at Yardigan and says, “There. Now, it’s on ya. Gonna sit with me now?” Darth Yardigan gets enraged and rushes towards the mutant. Logan lets out another sigh and in one quick move, leaps off of his bar stool and smashes it in Yardigan’s face, which causes him to stumble back. Wolverine lunges at him and drives his claws deep into Darth Yardigan’s chest. He then picks up Yardigan’s lightsaber, ignites it and lights what’s left of his cigar with it. Wolverine then goes back behind the bar and grabs another beer. Just then a group of obnoxious twenty-somethings walk into Mulligan’s shouting “We run this! We run this!” Wolverine sighs yet again and says “So much for a nice quiet night.”

BECKERMAN’S BACKYARDIGANS BEEYAATCHES ARE VICORIOUS!